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It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that. -- Adam Sandler
I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling. -- Adam Sandler
I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it. -- Adam Sandler
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire! -- Adam Sandler
On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica. -- Adam Sandler
I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that. -- Adam Sandler
Your damaged temporal lobe is causing me pain. -- Adam Sandler
Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil. -- Adam Sandler
The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad. -- Adam Sandler
I like sitting and writing with my buddies. -- Adam Sandler
I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating? -- Adam Sandler
I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles! -- Adam Sandler
I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian. -- Adam Sandler
I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger than anything you can imagine. -- Adam Sandler
Eat turkey all night long, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. -- Adam Sandler
I've always wanted to do a family movie. -- Adam Sandler
I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone. -- Adam Sandler
Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew! -- Adam Sandler
I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends. -- Adam Sandler
Girls are soft and pretty. -- Adam Sandler
Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine. -- Adam Sandler
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend? -- Adam Sandler
I'm sure everyone's got their back story. I don't come from a place of where I was tortured and needed to let something out. I came from a very happy home. I was a little out of control at times. But my family ... we all liked to be funny, we all liked to make each other laugh. -- Adam Sandler
I'm not great at bedtime stories. Bedtime stories are supposed to put the kid to sleep. My kid gets riled up and then my wife has to come in and go, 'All right! Get out of the room.' -- Adam Sandler
The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument. -- Adam Sandler
I don't like being on a horse. That's the only negative of doing a Western. I like the whole get up, and I look great in a hat. But I get tense around horses. So, if they could make a fake horse, then I'd do a Western. -- Adam Sandler
Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over. [on his idea of Hell] -- Adam Sandler
I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck. -- Adam Sandler
The difference when you have kids comes up when someone wants to meet you out after 9:30 at night. You consider that giant sacrifice. You're like, Do I do this? Do I stay out until 10:30 and be angry, all of tomorrow? -- Adam Sandler
In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands. -- Adam Sandler
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. -- Adam Sandler
When you're shooting a movie you are away from home most of the time. It's an amazing thing that we get to do what we get to do, but you definitely are away from the family more than you'd like to be. -- Adam Sandler
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. -- Adam Sandler
I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means. -- Adam Sandler
I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it. -- Adam Sandler
When you're around the kids, you feel like you act the most grown up just because you're supposed to lead. I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot. -- Adam Sandler
I'm not looking to get away from anything. I like what I've done. I like what I get to do and I enjoy working with my friends. I loved those movies, but this is incredible. -- Adam Sandler
I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that. -- Adam Sandler
I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind. -- Adam Sandler
I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet. -- Adam Sandler
This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero. -- Adam Sandler
I enjoy doing all different types of movies even though I am the most comfortable with comedy. -- Adam Sandler
My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think. -- Adam Sandler
I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received. -- Adam Sandler
I don't think about that. I wasn't a kid growing up saying one day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech. That wasn't on my mind. So what I do is the best work I can do. -- Adam Sandler
I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do. -- Adam Sandler
So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink.
Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you. -- Adam Sandler
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest -- Adam Sandler
Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh. -- Adam Sandler
It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call. -- Adam Sandler
God gave me some weird, beautiful scent that makes men and women go crazy. People compare it to Carvel. It is a whale of a smell. -- Adam Sandler
If a girl breaks up with me, I want her to just die, just be dead. Not 'cause I hate her so much as it's just easier for when my friends go, 'Hey, what happened?' 'Oh, she's dead. I'd still be with her, but she's dead. What can I do? She was loving me, but she's dead.' -- Adam Sandler
I know I want to always do the best I can. -- Adam Sandler
My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that. -- Adam Sandler
Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too! -- Adam Sandler
I don't want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends. -- Adam Sandler
I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler! -- Adam Sandler
You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about how many women you sleep with, some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,' start whispering that you're gay. If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it, but I'm not. -- Adam Sandler
Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show. -- Adam Sandler
SNL is a home. You've got all of your brothers and sisters there, and it's a great time. -- Adam Sandler
Kids end up seeing my movies anyway but some of the mothers get mad at me so I figured I'd make one that I can't get yelled at for. -- Adam Sandler
In one day, I have times where I'm feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I'm the angriest man alive. My wife sees it. -- Adam Sandler
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it. -- Adam Sandler
We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big. -- Adam Sandler
When I was a kid you always heard about the Israeli army and you always heard about this tiny little country and how everyone around them wants them gone, and every time somebody comes after them they take care of business. And so as a Jewish kid you were proud of that. -- Adam Sandler
I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days. -- Adam Sandler
We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar. -- Adam Sandler
I do want children. I study dads more. I watch what they go through. I admire my father more than I ever did and my brother and my sister. -- Adam Sandler
He has a 5 year plan ... What is it, don't die? -- Adam Sandler
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue ... -- Adam Sandler
I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in. -- Adam Sandler
I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house. -- Adam Sandler
Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy, -- Adam Sandler
My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing. -- Adam Sandler
The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice. -- Adam Sandler
The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said - you can do that. -- Adam Sandler
My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal. -- Adam Sandler
As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles. -- Adam Sandler
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket. -- Adam Sandler
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead. -- Adam Sandler
You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at. -- Adam Sandler
The toughest part is that when your kid's upset, you're upset. You're rocked until they're not upset. Even when they're not upset, you're like, "I hope that doesn't happen, down the line." You're always nervous because you want your kid to be happy. -- Adam Sandler
I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past and I hope to make a movie that; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future. -- Adam Sandler
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle. -- Adam Sandler
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I'd get so panicked that I would stutter. -- Adam Sandler
Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot. -- Adam Sandler
How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. -- Adam Sandler
When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents. -- Adam Sandler
I'm not making every decision due to my children. But I do hope they never see some movies I'm doing. But I do want to do more family-friendly movies. -- Adam Sandler
Hanukkah is ... the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights -- Adam Sandler
I'll continue to make the typical Adam Sandler comedies. -- Adam Sandler
I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right. -- Adam Sandler
It's nice when little teams win. -- Adam Sandler
I can handle pain. -- Adam Sandler
I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell. -- Adam Sandler
It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys. -- Adam Sandler
I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading. -- Adam Sandler
I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up. -- Adam Sandler
Bedtime stories were definitely a big part of my life because I was just so excited my father was talking to me. -- Adam Sandler
I've always just had troubles with my family because I'm psychotic. It had nothing to do with that. -- Adam Sandler
When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing. -- Adam Sandler
A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard. -- Adam Sandler
I grew up cursing a lot. It felt natural. My parents told me to stop. -- Adam Sandler
My hobbies are run-on sentences. -- Adam Sandler
Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say! -- Adam Sandler
Back to school to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. -- Adam Sandler
I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only ... .Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks, -- Adam Sandler
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life. -- Adam Sandler
I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made. -- Adam Sandler
Having a kid is great ... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking. -- Adam Sandler
I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. -- Adam Sandler
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for. -- Adam Sandler
I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh. -- Adam Sandler
Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.' -- Adam Sandler
When I was kid, yeah, my family, my parents wanted me to marry a Jewish girl because that was what they taught their children, and thought it would be an easier life for me to raise a Jewish kid. And I have a Jewish wife, I have a Jewish kid. They seem pretty happy about it. -- Adam Sandler
My sisters are stronger and my brother's bigger than me. -- Adam Sandler
When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much. -- Adam Sandler
Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah -- Adam Sandler
Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty. -- Adam Sandler
I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron. -- Adam Sandler
I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that. -- Adam Sandler
It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy. -- Adam Sandler
I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit. -- Adam Sandler
Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl ... or boy. -- Adam Sandler
My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire. -- Adam Sandler
Comedy, such a lovely lady, she'll pick you up, you your feeling blue. -- Adam Sandler
My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time. -- Adam Sandler
My name is Adam. My father's name is Adam. Having the same name as your father, it's alright until your voice changes. My friends would always call up, 'Is Adam there?' My father would say, 'This is Adam.' My friends would say, 'Adam, you were so wasted last night.' -- Adam Sandler
I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it. -- Adam Sandler
Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream. -- Adam Sandler
How do I speak Spanish? Not too well. Paz taught me a few words that, if people weren't nice to me, I could tell them a few things. I got to study with [chef] Thomas Keller, who we all love as a guy and Jim had a relationship with him at [his restaurant] the French Laundry. -- Adam Sandler
Like every other rich asshole, I have a cook and he's in my trailer making food all the time. -- Adam Sandler
I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example. My father wasn't perfect. -- Adam Sandler
With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised. -- Adam Sandler
I've got the kid. I feel a little more relief that I don't have to just think about myself too much. -- Adam Sandler
I'm just looking to make good movies and looking to be as good as I can be in them and that's about it. But I feel much more comfortable doing a comedy, but the fact that I got to try a few dramas, I feel I've tested myself a little bit. -- Adam Sandler
When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them. -- Adam Sandler
I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience. -- Adam Sandler
I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios. -- Adam Sandler
I've always had lots of friends and my house was the house they all hung out at. -- Adam Sandler
My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. -- Adam Sandler
My father used to wear the same pants for like a week. -- Adam Sandler
I don't know what drives me to succeed. -- Adam Sandler
I can't run a company ... I can't even run my own life! -- Adam Sandler
When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare. -- Adam Sandler
I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff. -- Adam Sandler
I still like some of the stuff, skateboarding. Just stupid things. -- Adam Sandler
I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles. -- Adam Sandler
I'm filthy rich! -- Adam Sandler
I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. -- Adam Sandler
