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Sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out. -- Alice Clayton
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But sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like you want to work out. I was still waiting for that one to turn out to be true . . . -- Alice Clayton
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I scrambled backward on the bed, moving toward the headboard.
"Where you going, sweet Caroline?" he asked, crawling across the bed to get to me.
"I wanted to hold on for this," I quipped, arching an eyebrow and my back as I grabbed on to the iron headboard.
"That's my girl. -- Alice Clayton
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Look how fantastic this ring looks on my hand while it's holding your cook."
"Jesus Christ, woman. -- Alice Clayton
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So, how is the British invasion going? Has he invaded your hoohah yet? -- Alice Clayton
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That's the only reason," he said. "Have a good night. Sweet dreams. -- Alice Clayton
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The right woman for you wouldn't want you to change anything about your life. She wouldn't rock your boat, she'd jump right in and sail it with you. -- Alice Clayton
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Now you listen here, mister," I said, trying for a more adult tone. "I'm not going to spend every night listening to you try to crash you girl's head through my wall with the force of your dick alone! -- Alice Clayton
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To things staring you right in the face, I echoed, our eyes locking over the rims. -- Alice Clayton
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Love is messy, painful and emotionally draining. It hardly seems worth it. -- Alice Clayton
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I breathed in, he breathed out. We traded actual air. -- Alice Clayton
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My shirt bunched up around my waist, and the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable. -- Alice Clayton
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I arched my back and flexed my hips experimentally ... once ... twice ... a third time. It really was true what they said about riding a bike. My body remembered this just as quickly. -- Alice Clayton
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I'm a practical romantic. I can actually see some appeal in having a guy who travels a lot, because, frankly? I like my space. I also take up the entire bed, so it's difficult for me to sleep with anyone. -- Alice Clayton
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Grace, did you just sniff my shirt?" He asked, incredulous.
"Yep, I did. What of it? And after you leave, I'll probably lay on your side for a while because the pillow smells like you. I'm ridiculous when I'm in love. We're talking Hallmark over here. -- Alice Clayton
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Like a junkie, I was jonesing for a romance novel coupling. I needed a pulsing pillar of passion, a mammoth mail member, a cocky cobra ready to tangle with my vaginal mongoose.
I also needed to think about upgrading my reading. My imagery was actually starting to bother me. -- Alice Clayton
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He is always Mr. Calm, Cool, and Collected. The only time he was remotely this excitable was when they announced they were making the Lord of the Rings movie. -- Alice Clayton
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Was this Cowboy Hank? Oh my, yes, it was. Because his belt buckle told me so . -- Alice Clayton
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Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds. -- Alice Clayton
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Caroline, I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. No more holding back. And then I'll tell you what I need, and we'll figure out how to work it out. -- Alice Clayton
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It was fun making this guy blush. -- Alice Clayton
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There's all kinds of stuff on the internet. You could've Googled it." he stated. still moving his hand closer. I could feel the energy between us begin to hum again. "I think that you should go Google yourself, Brit boy. I'm not interested in Googling you . -- Alice Clayton
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His gaze grew wistful, and he looked so young. 'I don't want to put things off, even though we haven't been together a really long time. I don't want to wait
you never know what can ... Look. I adore you, and I want a home. Again. With you. -- Alice Clayton
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I felt a tap on my shoulder. I knew it was him. My skin told me. -- Alice Clayton
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Don't you see that I'm trying to do exactly that? How in the world can I grow up if I continue to do as I'm told, smiling and nodding like some pretty robot? What kind of a life is that? -- Alice Clayton
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I'm very cute when I'm vulnerable. -- Alice Clayton
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Hey, man, I'm old school. Don't make me bust out the Easy-E and the N.W.A I will got straight up gangsta on your ass. No one is more hardcore than a rich, suburban white girl. -- Alice Clayton
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I don't know why you're laughing, Miss Thing," Nick said, turning his gaze to me. "You still fantasize over Joe McIntyre like you are thirteen years old!"
"Oh, I own my obsession. If Joey Joe were here right now, I'd break him. I have no shame. -- Alice Clayton
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Because no one can hurt you quite like someone who says he loves you. -- Alice Clayton
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Dirty talk is an art. Do it too often, it becomes routine. Never do it, and you're missing something. Simon did it just right. He was like a perfect bowl of smutty porridge: just right. -- Alice Clayton
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Clive remained behind Simon's knees.
Simon's Knees . . .
What a great name for a band. -- Alice Clayton
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The sounds pouring forth from his nasal passages registered somewhere between grizzly bear and exploding tractor trailer. -- Alice Clayton
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Hi, pot. It's me, kettle," Sophia snapped back.
"Hi kettle, you have about thirty seconds before this pot kicks your ass. -- Alice Clayton
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I moaned like a whore in church.
To be fair, I'd never actually heard a whore moan in church, but I had a feeling it sounded a lot like the unholy sounds pouring forth from my mouth. -- Alice Clayton
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Funny thing about getting proposed to in a shower. You can't tell which is water and which is tears. I said yes, and then he kissed me. I said yes, and then he touched me. I said yes, and then he slipped inside me. I said yes, yes, yes, and then he loved me. -- Alice Clayton
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Fucking gorgeous man. And the best part? The way he looked at me. Like I was the prettiest girl in the room.
"Hey, baby."
The man was a poet.
"Hey."
I was too. -- Alice Clayton
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Wine?"
"Am I breathing?"
"Wine it is. -- Alice Clayton
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But my parents were there when I needed them, always there. The idea that I would someday have to walk the earth without their anchor and misguided guidance made me wince ... -- Alice Clayton
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Dressed in black pants, a white button-down, and a leather jacket, he was sophisticated but cool. A man about town, a globetrotter, a secret cat whisperer who would sell his soul for an apple pie. And he was mine. -- Alice Clayton
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I'm a reasonably attractive young gal, great rack, nice legs, and never had any complaints in the sack. But I'd never been - cue sad music - in love before. And no one had ever been - cue sadder music - in love with me. -- Alice Clayton
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It doesn't always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what's right in front of you. -- Alice Clayton
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Did I arch my back when his gazes finally made it to my chest? Of course I did. And was rewarded with a nostril flare, the equivalent of a facial boner. -- Alice Clayton
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Always good when what you need and what you want are the same thing. -- Alice Clayton
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I assigned him to help me trim the Brussels sprouts, but instead he kept trying to throw them away when he thought I wasn't looking.
Brussels sprouts, Grace, really? These are our friends. Why are you doing this to them? -- Alice Clayton
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After about ten seconds, he inhaled and shook -- Alice Clayton
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I panted like a whore in church. The Church of Simon ... where I was dying to kneel before him. -- Alice Clayton
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You realize we are two smart women who are not acting very smart right now,' she said.
'Huh?'
'We know better than to try to figure out what a man is up to. This'll get worked out when it's suppose to. -- Alice Clayton
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He was the yin to my yang, the frick to my frack, the melba toast to my Chex. -- Alice Clayton
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One last thump, one last groan - and one last meow. Then all was blessedly silent. Except for Clive. He continued to pine for his lost love until four mother-loving a.m. The cold war was back on ... -- Alice Clayton
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He shook his head. "You're a bit of a train wreck, aren't you?" I puffed a bit of hair away from my face. "Choo choo? -- Alice Clayton
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Fucking Wallbanger," I hissed, frozed on the spot.
His grin slid off as well as he played place-the-face for a moment. "Fucking Pink Nightie Girl. -- Alice Clayton
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There was a hickey on the side of my neck the size of a quarter. I looked like I had argued with a Hoover and the Hoover won. Jesus. -- Alice Clayton
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Beneath the sheet - which was already lower on his hips than should be legal
He
Was
Still
Hard -- Alice Clayton
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Cheese. Cheeeeeese. What a thin, flat, nasal-sounding word for such a luscious, rich, gorgeous thing. Hard. Soft. Ripe. Grainy. Creamy. Often stinky. I'd yet to find a cheese I didn't adore. -- Alice Clayton
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I'm waiting for the magic word." "Um, now?" "Really?" "Asshole?" "Come on." "Clark!" "Vivian." "Oh, fine. Please help me, Clark. Please, please, please?" I managed, gritting my teeth. "That wasn't so bad, was it?" he smiled, his face lighting up. -- Alice Clayton
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A minute. What the hell? Are you really entertaining the idea of a ... gulp ... relationship? And why the fuck did I actually think the word "gulp"? That was a little dramatic, Parker. -- Alice Clayton
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So what do we do next? Y'know, as people in a relationship after they've solved a conflict."
"Pretty sure a blow job should follow this," he said seriously. -- Alice Clayton
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I will play Truth or Dare, you sucker, until you can't tell your truth from your dare. -CAROLINE -- Alice Clayton
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Kittens, lay back. You are about to get Wallbanged. -- Alice Clayton
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Well, I drank enough to sustain a small Spanish village, I haven't had an orgasm in a thousand years, and I will probably die old and alone in a beautifully designed apartment with all of Clive's illegitimate children swarming around me ... How do you think I feel? -- Alice Clayton
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High school Simon was big man on campus. He'd had his own posse of what I called the apostles (his old pals Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John), headed by his old bestie, Trevor. -- Alice Clayton
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Oh please, like you don't know. You're bigger than a breadbox! -- Alice Clayton
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The eyes and the hair were a package deal, the hair was falling across his eyes in a careless way that said Hey, girl. I've got peas on my shoes, but who cares, because I've got these eyes and this hair, and it's pretty fucking great. -- Alice Clayton
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I'm outside.
Oh.
And I can hear you.
Ohhh.
You said my name.
Oh. My. God.
Let me in -- Alice Clayton
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Get your sweet ass back here. Room 2104.
Don't make me come looking for you
I will make a scene.
I will identify this motherfucking redhead. -- Alice Clayton
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You want to know if that's the only reason I called, Vivian? he asked finally, his voice octaves and octaves lower than Daytime Clark. Raspy, gruff, rough-and-tumble. -- Alice Clayton
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Well, considering my entire life, now seems rules by odd coincidences, I figure it's right on track. -- Alice Clayton
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He lifted his head and opened his eyes. Singularly focused, dark, and of one mind-set.
Simon was about to fuck. -- Alice Clayton
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Brushed the side of his hand! Slut! -- Alice Clayton
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You sure about this, Sugar Snap?" ...
"I'm all in, Farmer Boy. -- Alice Clayton
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I'm hardly just someone. I think I rate a little higher than that, -- Alice Clayton
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She realized it wasn't about the wedding; it was about the marriage. Her. Him. Together. She got married barefoot because all she cared about was him. That guy. And the throw-up shoes weren't going to stop that from happening. -- Alice Clayton
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Giggler, I think I hate you most of all. -- Alice Clayton
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Here's the thing about a spit take: In the movies, they're hysterical. In real life, they're just messy. -- Alice Clayton
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My mouth had sought his, and his had grown as eager as mine. There was no fairy-tale music, but there was something there. And it had quickly hardened against my thigh. -- Alice Clayton
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He turned, leaning against the door, one arm over his head. Beef. To the motherfucking. Cake. -- Alice Clayton
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We have to stop, this is insane. I literally cannot handle anymore. I think I've lost brain function. I can actually feel myself becoming stupid"
...
"Not possible. Let's test it. What's two times two?"
"Orange? -- Alice Clayton
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For the record, I am so turned on by your elbow patches, I'm coming out of my skin over here. -- Alice Clayton
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I got in trouble for fondling buns, he whispered. -- Alice Clayton
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E kissed me right on my gonna-see-God. -- Alice Clayton
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My boyfriend likes to fuck my brains out on our kitchen island. Which tile would you recommend for that? -- Alice Clayton
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I'm gonna try to steal home."
I smiled. "Silly Simon, it's not stealing if I wave you in -- Alice Clayton
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Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies -- Alice Clayton
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He pushed me back up against the door, slamming me against the doorbell. I heard it ring out.
"Coming!" I heard Holly say as she clicked across the floor to the front door.
"Not quite, but she's close." He chuckled, removing his hand and leaving me breathless and rosy cheeked. -- Alice Clayton
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The irony that Simon was literally trying to run away from pussy was not lost on me. -- Alice Clayton
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I want you. I want that, what they had today. I want it all, and I want it with you. I want you, want you to be my wife. I've got a ring, I'll give it to you right now if you'll say yes. -- Alice Clayton
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If it was perfect, we would be rolling around on the sand together, kissing like mad." I stopped walking and looked him straight in the eye. Then I lay down on the sand, and began to roll myself back and forth. He closed his eyes and tilted his face to the sky. "Fucking nuts girl," he sighed. -- Alice Clayton
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It's like kissing a Jack 'o' Lantern. What's with the grin? -- Alice Clayton
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I'm not interested in dating anyone right now. I just got here, and I'm dealing with some stuff-"
"Everybody's dealing with some stuff, darlin'. Sometimes it's just nice to deal with it while looking at a gorgeous hunk of man. -- Alice Clayton
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Before I eat your bagel, we should be formally introduced, don't you think? -- Alice Clayton
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Give it up, mister! No sex for you!" I yelled at the wall as my girls cackled maniacally.
"Tons of sex for me, sister. None for you!" he yelled all too clearly through the wall. -- Alice Clayton
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Wrapped around each other but now clad in a pink nightie and a pair of sweatpants. To be clear, I wore the pink nightie. -- Alice Clayton
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I'll feel guilty Monday, but today I can't think about anything work related. My head will literally burst. -- Alice Clayton
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I agree with you. Everyone gets lonely sometimes. -- Alice Clayton
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I was harder to pin down, but I knew him when I saw him. Like the Supreme Court and pornography, I was aware. -- Alice Clayton
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Dream Caroline and Dream Simon were some naughty kids. -- Alice Clayton
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The tension was so thick in the room, it was too much. He was too much. I couldn't take the pressure, so I panicked. Sexy and in control Grace left and twelve-year-old Grace took her place. "Heh, heh, you said nuts," I burst out. My self-edit button was now turned off for good. -- Alice Clayton
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I didn't think I could love you more, but I really kind of do. -- Alice Clayton
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-"Wow,are we becoming friends?" I asked.
-"Hmmm ... friends." He appeared to think carefully and examined me and my state of blush.
"Yes, I think we are."
-"Interesting. From cockblocker to friend. Not bad." I giggled. -- Alice Clayton
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Always take a compliment, Caroline. Always take it for the way it was intended. You girls are always so quick to twist what others say. Simply say thank you and move on. -- Alice Clayton
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Sleep hair, or the speedbump abs. Practically. -- Alice Clayton
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He was everything I'd ever wanted, and everything I hadn't even known I needed. -- Alice Clayton
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Think I even noticed that I had a forehead full of sofa? Hell no, I had a Wallbanger kneeling between my legs. -- Alice Clayton
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Wait a minute, hold up. Stop everything. His name is Barry -" i started. "-Derry?" Mimi finished. We collapsed on the floor howling amid chopsticks and soy packets. "Silence, whores, silence. Besides, Reynolds, you dated a guy named James motherfucking Brown," Sophia snapped back. -- Alice Clayton
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This is the heart I need. And if I have this - and a little schmaltz - I dont need anything else in the world -- Alice Clayton
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He was wooing me. And I was letting him woo. I wanted the woo. I deserved the woo. I needed the wow that would surely follow the woo, but for now, the woo? It was whoa. -- Alice Clayton
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You know those moments when everything is exactly the way it was meant to be? When you find yourself and your entire universe aligning in perfect synchronization, and you know you couldn't possibly be more content? I was inside that very moment, and fully conscious of it. -- Alice Clayton
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His eyes were so blue, it was like looking at two angry oceans. -- Alice Clayton
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Get your ass over here right now, you motherfucking scary movie pusher. -- Alice Clayton
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How do you make Wallbanger stop smirking? You kiss him. -- Alice Clayton
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Just trying to get a visual of you on the beach in Spain ...
How's that working out for you?
Pretty spiffy.
Spiffy? Did you just say spiffy?
I typed it actually. You got something against spiffy? -- Alice Clayton
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And then I tasted nothing but his sweet lips, pressed firmly to mine, as I kissed him like it was my job. -- Alice Clayton
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If I was going to have a life of air and nothing, I'd at least like a big fat dick to bounce on. -- Alice Clayton
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You really have no idea, do you?"
"No idea about what?"
"How thoroughly you own me, Nightie Girl," he said, leaning in to whisper this part in my ear. "And I know I love you enough to want you to have your happy ending. -- Alice Clayton
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Just because we didn't work out as a couple didn't mean we couldn't work together, right? -- Alice Clayton
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Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of the oven.
Don't tease me, woman ... zucchini? Cranberry orange.
Mmmm ... No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do. -- Alice Clayton
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I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow -- Alice Clayton
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I knew I should have changed your name from Nightie Girl to Naughty Girl. -- Alice Clayton
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Twenty-four year olds were my new favourite thing. I needed to tell Oprah to put them on her list. -- Alice Clayton
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I don't care how old you are, or what background you come from, there are two universal truths. We will always laugh at ... gas if it happens at the wrong time, and we are always curious about what goes on in other people's bedrooms. -- Alice Clayton
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Of course the girl who meows when she has an orgasm is afraid of cats. -- Alice Clayton
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The girl next door was meowing. What in the world was my neighbor packing to make that happen? -- Alice Clayton
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You want me, don't you?" he asked, and I nodded. "Say it. Out loud."
Did he just quote Twilight? No matter.
"Ah wah oo." I managed. Not as sexy when you're sucking someone's thumb. But that's okay. This was happening. -- Alice Clayton
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So if you think for a second I'm going to let you end this without giving me a legitimate reason, you are truly crazier than I thought. I'm in this thing with you, a willing participant, and you can't decide for both of us. Not anymore. -- Alice Clayton
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I fucking love you, you goddamned librarian. -- Alice Clayton
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Her skin glowed, her hair was luxurious, her eyes sparkled, and her tits were even more fantastic. -- Alice Clayton
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Was I seriously awake at, let's see, one
sixteen a.m. and attempting to discern the national origin of
the woman getting plowed next door? -- Alice Clayton
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Have you seen this guy yet?"
"Nope. My peephole is getting a workout, though."
"Glad to hear at least one hole is getting some action around here. -- Alice Clayton
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I turned to kiss his fingertips. He stared into my eyes again, those sex sapphires doing their voodoo that made me a puddle of voodoo goo. For him to woo. See what he did to me? -- Alice Clayton
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You sure that's the only reason you called? -- Alice Clayton
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I was struck by how easy this was, how comfortable it was. There was no onion to peel here; Clark was an open book. Easy to read, easy to predict, he'd tell me anything I asked him. No holding back, no games, no bullshit. -- Alice Clayton
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Truth or dare, you little shit. -- Alice Clayton
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The beginnings of carpal tunnel were threatening to set in as I tried desperately to get myself off. But O was on seemingly permanent hiatus. And I don't mean Oprah. -- Alice Clayton
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He bent over the back of sofa inside my apartment and removed my panties. With his Teeth.
With his mother-loving teeth! I can't even!
Romance novels, schmomance novels, here's how Wallbanger does it -- Alice Clayton
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No way, buddy. I'm not machuuing your pichu now. Huh-uh -- Alice Clayton
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I knew it wouldn't always be this easy. But it sure as hell would be a good time. -- Alice Clayton
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And a fire in the fireplace? Wow, that's impressive." I continued, walking backwards into the room.
"Yeah, I saw it in a book about how to woo women ... apparently you all like to be boinked in front of a roaring fire. -- Alice Clayton
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You give good woo. -- Alice Clayton
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Why ride a cowboy when you can ride a librarian? -- Alice Clayton
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His eyes were on my behind. And when caught? Didn't even have the decency to blush. Naughty boy. -- Alice Clayton
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Simon thought I was lovely.
Was the Giggler out of the harem?
Was there even a harem left?
What did this mean?
Would I only think in questions now?
And if so, who is Eric Cartman's father? -- Alice Clayton
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She was giggling. She was a dirty, dirty giggler. -- Alice Clayton
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I wouldn't say I know him, but I'm familiar with his work. -- Alice Clayton
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Sweet dreams and thin walls ... Mother of Pearl. He'd heard me. -- Alice Clayton
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With one lick, I was close. With a second lick, I was close to stupid. -- Alice Clayton
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I don't care what you all think you want on paper. In reality, you're doing it all wrong. -- Alice Clayton
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But when you go weeks without that same 190 pounds in your bed, the truth is, it felt kind of nice to sleep underneath that. Or at least, off to the side just a little bit. I loved him, but I loved my kidneys too. -- Alice Clayton
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You smell like tequila and sexual repression, Caroline. -- Alice Clayton
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Simon does commando. God bless America. -- Alice Clayton
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Dicks didn't need to be inserted for it to be cheating. -- Alice Clayton
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Be aware of the walls you build and what could be on the other side -- Alice Clayton
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Dark chocolate was supposed to be good for you, right? -- Alice Clayton
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Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band. -- Alice Clayton
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You gonna bang my walls, Simon?" I laughed.
"You have no idea," he promised. -- Alice Clayton
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Don't be ungrateful. Just open it. -- Alice Clayton
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I tried to get a hold of Clive and calm him down. No luck. He was neutered, but he was still a boy, and he wanted what was on the other side of that wall. -- Alice Clayton
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Peeling apples, just peeling apples. Didn't feel your boobs. No, no, not me -- Alice Clayton
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Stop it. If you say sorry one more time I'm gonna go find something of yours and pee on it, I swear. -- Alice Clayton
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Rang out from the kitchen, and I grinned in relief. -- Alice Clayton
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Oh , God, the British Have landed, Haven't they? -- Alice Clayton
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You can't misinterpret the sound of a good spanking, and someone was receiving one next door. -- Alice Clayton
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Come into my Tahoe, Simon, -- Alice Clayton
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I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. -Simon -- Alice Clayton
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Grace does not share ice cream. She does, however, talk about herself in the third person. -- Alice Clayton
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I told her you were lovely, but the truth is, you're more than lovely, -- Alice Clayton
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It was like pulling one loose thread on a sweater, and suddenly, poof, no sweater! And you're standing naked in a new hotel with terrible lighting. -- Alice Clayton
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I tend to lose control when pie crust is involved. -- Alice Clayton
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Maybe you'll show up at my back door with your nuts again. -- Alice Clayton