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Why can't I quit you? -- Allison Pang
I had a naked incubus in my bedroom. With a frying pan of half-cooked bacon, and a hard-on. And a unicorn bite on his ass. Christ, this was turning out to be a weird morning. -- Allison Pang
I wish you could see what I see when I look at you. -- Allison Pang
I squinted at the clock, sighing when I realized it was only 7 A.M. "Christ. Do you think the powers that be would mind if I asked them to make sure the next apocalypse takes place later in the day? Maybe around teatime?"
"Good luck with that. -- Allison Pang
Since you couldn't be bothered to give me your name, I'll just tell Moira that an extra from the porno version of Something Wicked This Way Comes was looking for her. -- Allison Pang
This stuff tastes like the bastard love child of grapes and rubbing alcohol -- Allison Pang
Did you learn to dress that way in Leather for Bad Boys one-oh-one? -- Allison Pang
I brushed my hands on the pockets of my jeans, still marvelling at the fact I wasn't wearing a gown. And that I had real underwear on. It was the small things -- Allison Pang
Talivar slouched in the chair next to me, casually lifting his bare feet to rest upon my chair's footrest. It was an oddly possessive move. It was also oddly sexy. -- Allison Pang
Listen, I don't care if you're Voldemort under that thing. We don't sell livestock. Period. -- Allison Pang
If you masturbate, would that make you an incubator?
I eyed him sideways, struggling not to laugh at his nonplussed expression or the sharp bark of mock outrage that followed. -- Allison Pang
Another chunk of my childhood dreams had just run down the reality drain in the form of a horny unicorn, no less. -- Allison Pang
You're going to have to do better than that if you want to get into my metaphysical pants. -- Allison Pang
I looked down at the unicorn."Why didn't you tell me you could talk?"
"Didn't seem like the right time." He waggled his chin at me. "Besides, this way I could look at your ta-tas without you caring. Hubba hubba." His lips smacked.
-brush of darkness -- Allison Pang
It's like having my very own pet Legolas. -- Allison Pang
The unicorn : I'm not a chihuahua, you know.
Abby : You hump my leg like one. -- Allison Pang
Why do I suddenly feel like I'm on the Island of Misfit Toys? -- Allison Pang