Explore the most impactful and insightful quotes and sayings by Bryan Callen, and enrich your perspective with the wisdom. Share these inspiring Bryan Callen quotes pictures with your friends on social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, completely free. Here are the top 22 Bryan Callen quotes for you to read and share.

Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 000080706
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 000251851
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 000424297
I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 000436263
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 000488585
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 000497472
I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 000668040
One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 000806513
Women find men attractive who are aggressive ... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 000972125
Being in quite a few movies ... there's always things that are changing about a film. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001027521
As an actor, you're never busy enough. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001135533
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001146730
If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001305471
You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001323629
Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001324787
If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001428083
My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001536911
It's always a shock to me when I get recognized. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001651093
My parents were really nice to me. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001651966
There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001670583
I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes. -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001727938
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun! -- Bryan Callen
Bryan Callen Quotes : pic 001806231
Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice. -- Bryan Callen