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Alan Shepard was the first and only interplanetary golfer," Coke told his sister. "He was also the first and only interplanetary litterbug," Moe said. "What he did was disgraceful. -- Dan Gutman
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"With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid. -- Dan Gutman
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Feel the flowing life energy." "Yesssssssssssssss ... " "Can you see the universe unfolding in your mind?" Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -- Dan Gutman
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ASSUME is to make an ASS of U and ME. -- Dan Gutman
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When the blood rushes to my head, it helps me think. Well, I know that blood rushing to your head doesn't help you grow hair, because Mr. Klutz had no hair on his head at all. He was bald as a balloon. -- Dan Gutman
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Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you. -- Dan Gutman
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Hey soda girl. You're flat. -- Dan Gutman
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A lot of people seem nice when you first meet them. Then later you find out that they are evil villains who plan to take over the world. -- Dan Gutman
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In and effort to be fair, an umpire will sometimes cheat. -- Dan Gutman
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Baseball freely admits that the sport
like civilized society
is crawling with bums. -- Dan Gutman
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No matter what ya do to help somebody, it'll hurt somebody else. -- Dan Gutman
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Fizz Ed is gym class, -- Dan Gutman
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The way your life plays out depends on which dominoes you chose to push over and which ones you leave alone. -- Dan Gutman
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Sometimes we spend so much time and energy thinking about where we want to go that we don't notice where we happen to be. -- Dan Gutman
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If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager -- Dan Gutman
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They say there is no 'free lunch' in life. But there are free books! I still can't believe I can go to my local library and get just abut any book in the world - and I don't have to pay a dime!! It's amazing! The library is truly the greatest invention of our civilization. -- Dan Gutman
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I don't want to be a chicken. I don't want to be a duck. So I shake my butt. -- Dan Gutman
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If you're going to break the rules, you might as well break them correctly. -- Dan Gutman
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Thats the first rule of being a kid -- Dan Gutman
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You wanna grow up to be a trivia question?" she asked, challenging me. "Or do you wanna make a difference in the world? -- Dan Gutman
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Every bad thing that happens in the world is good for somebody. -- Dan Gutman