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After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine. -- Drew Carey
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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. -- Drew Carey
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On other shows when they get to the end of the scene, they yell 'Cut!' On Whose Line, we yell 'That's Enough!' -- Drew Carey
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I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done. -- Drew Carey
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George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do. -- Drew Carey
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The easiest diet is, you know, eat vegetables, eat fresh food. Just a really sensible healthy diet like you read about all the time. -- Drew Carey
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The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation. -- Drew Carey
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Every election I have to hold my nose to vote. -- Drew Carey
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My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen. -- Drew Carey
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Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible. -- Drew Carey
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Yeah, apparently chasing a bus uses different muscles than sitting and eating. -- Drew Carey
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Even when people are rich and successful on TV shows, there's always some trouble - you have to poke holes in them, throw them out of a job, put a pie in the face. -- Drew Carey
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Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. -- Drew Carey
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I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.. -- Drew Carey
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International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I can say that they're my favorite sports team. -- Drew Carey
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Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. -- Drew Carey
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The people of Cleveland hate soccer. But it's my favourite thing and I follow the U.S. men's national team around when they play whenever I can. -- Drew Carey
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I moved from Cleveland to L.A. with a girlfriend, we broke up, and I lived out of my car for a year and a half, on the road with nothing on my mind but getting my act good enough to be on 'The Tonight Show.' -- Drew Carey
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And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get. -- Drew Carey
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When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot. -- Drew Carey
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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. -- Drew Carey
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I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box ... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish? -- Drew Carey
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But I don't want to lose touch with things like eating in Bob's Big Boy. -- Drew Carey
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I honestly think that it automatically hurts me if I said that I supported the war in Iraq and I support the troops. That automatically kills me for getting a bunch of movies, a bunch of TV shows. People don't want to hear from me. -- Drew Carey
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If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator. -- Drew Carey
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I love doing 'The Price is Right.' It's so much fun. I love meeting everybody and giving out prizes, especially when it's not my money. It's really a happy place, and everybody is all jazzed up. -- Drew Carey
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Funniest thing happened though, you wouldn't believe it, ha, the mannequins came to life. I went insane. -- Drew Carey
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Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it! -- Drew Carey
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I looked at game show hosting as the bottom of the totem pole, one step away from infomercials. I never watched them myself. However, it's been a lot of fun. -- Drew Carey
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Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are. -- Drew Carey
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Violence doesn't solve anything? World War I. World War II. Star Wars. Every Super Bowl. Who says violence doesn't solve anything? -- Drew Carey
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My fans are pretty normal, they are always really nice and polite, and they don't interrupt my meals. -- Drew Carey
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I love the normalcy of Cleveland. There's regular people there. -- Drew Carey
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I'm competitive at everything. -- Drew Carey
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Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours. -- Drew Carey
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We'll never see national shows with 45 shares again. -- Drew Carey
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I am happy that I ran the half-marathon, but to me, just running and saying that I finished a race isn't enough for me. I want to run the race as best as I can. Working out for pants size isn't enough. I need a goal or a race to get back on the treadmill every day. -- Drew Carey
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When asked if he enjoys being famous: Sometimes I like it, sometimes I don't. I've always been a people watcher. I like to go to malls and just sit, and I can't do that very easily anymore. -- Drew Carey
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I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then I have a protein drink or I eat egg whites. -- Drew Carey
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The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. -- Drew Carey
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I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' -- Drew Carey
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I've always got stuff in my head in case I meet somebody like Steven Spielberg or someone like that, where I can hopefully say something to them that nobody else has ever said and get a laugh out of them. -- Drew Carey
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You know what I worry about? I worry that when I hit my head, it pushes my hair into my brain, and it will eventually kill me. -- Drew Carey
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Liquor prohibition led to the rise of organized crime in America, and drug prohibition has led to the rise of the gang problems we have now. -- Drew Carey
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I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else. -- Drew Carey
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That's the great thing about having your friends around you. I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment. -- Drew Carey
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In any other job, they're truck drivers. In show-biz, they're Transportation Captains. -- Drew Carey
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I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs. -- Drew Carey
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'The Price Is Right,' it was an honor to be offered it because it's such an American institution. To be able to carry on this tradition with a show that has been on for so long, I thought it was a great opportunity for me. -- Drew Carey
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I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can't have them every day. -- Drew Carey
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Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada. -- Drew Carey
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Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. -- Drew Carey
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There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. -- Drew Carey
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The Marines gave me a really strong sense of discipline and a work ethic that kicks in at my job. -- Drew Carey
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Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. -- Drew Carey
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Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer ... just the thing for that drunk driver who's constantly on the go. Cant stop now! I've got places to go, people to hit! -- Drew Carey
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The first Monopoly game I played with my brothers, I hated losing so much, I just had to beat them. -- Drew Carey
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I have a position of indirect respect and oblique power. -- Drew Carey
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For 'Power of 10,' you can look at the methodology at CBS, it's a company called Rasmussen Reports. We poll thousands and thousands of people for each question, a real cross section of the United States. -- Drew Carey
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But sports photography isn't something you just pick up overnight. You can't do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. -- Drew Carey
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I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself. -- Drew Carey
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You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke. -- Drew Carey
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Just because a guy has a shaved head, pierced nipples, and doesn't have sex with women doesn't make him gay. It just makes him down on his luck. -- Drew Carey
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As far as exercising goes ... watch for my next book, How I died while Jogging. -- Drew Carey
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I don't have a Bluetooth thing on my ear. That bugs me. -- Drew Carey
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I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. -- Drew Carey
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It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not. -- Drew Carey
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Exercise is the main thing that helped me lose weight. -- Drew Carey
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I like to think of my house as nothing more than a glorified console for my television; the ultimate stereo cabinet. -- Drew Carey
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I love Las Vegas. I like that Las Vegas has everything. Everything and anything you want to do, you can do in Las Vegas. -- Drew Carey
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At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know? -- Drew Carey
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I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do. -- Drew Carey
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I actually was worried about the pounding, but I actually love running more than working out on the elliptical. Now if I get on the elliptical, I feel like I'm trapped. -- Drew Carey
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I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see him two or three times that week. Bob Saget was one of those guys. -- Drew Carey
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I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. -- Drew Carey
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I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career. -- Drew Carey
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What right does a politician have to tell me what I can and cannot watch? Change the channel if you don't like what's on TV! -- Drew Carey
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I loved the old stories in National Lampoon, like the original story the movie Vacation was based on. I used to laugh at them until I cried. -- Drew Carey
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The economy is in trouble, schools are in trouble, and people have been leaving the city in droves for a long, long time. -- Drew Carey
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I don't know what people are going to think of my stand-up. If you only know me from 'The Price Is Right' and 'The Drew Carey Show,' then you might be a little bit shocked. I'm a little dirty and a little opinionated but all in fun. -- Drew Carey
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There is no such thing as too much fun. People need to know it is O.K. to tell jokes and be happy. -- Drew Carey
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Nevada's one of the most conservative states in the Union, but you can do what you want in Vegas and nobody judges you. -- Drew Carey
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The less government, the better -- Drew Carey
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I work with a place in Santa Monica called Phase IV. My doctor recommended them to me when I started losing weight. They help people train for things like triathlons or biking and running races. They offer physical therapists, testing, lectures. -- Drew Carey
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I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast. -- Drew Carey
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I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody. -- Drew Carey
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Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie? -- Drew Carey
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. -- Drew Carey
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The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time. -- Drew Carey
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I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it. -- Drew Carey
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I've got to say that I don't see myself as some sort of political type like Alec Baldwin or Barbra Streisand. I don't want to come across like that. I'd be embarrassed if that was the way I came across. -- Drew Carey
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Isn't it amazing that the Germans call their city halls 'rat houses'? That's what we should call our city halls! -- Drew Carey
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There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's face practically in the whole room. There's no cameras in the way, and it's just me. -- Drew Carey
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Hollywood people are filled with guilt: white guilt, liberal guilt, money guilt. They feel bad that they're so rich, they feel they don't work that much for all that money - and they don't, for the amount of money they make. -- Drew Carey
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Why is everybody afraid of going to Heaven? You want to be here with the smog and the sin and bad people and the war? Or do you want to be in Heaven, sitting next to Jesus, you know? -- Drew Carey
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I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian. -- Drew Carey
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I wish I could end every rap song I didn't like with a buzzer. -- Drew Carey
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I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed. -- Drew Carey
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Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. -- Drew Carey
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Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. -- Drew Carey
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What good is democracy if you can't get what you want? -- Drew Carey
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I don't know, people take chances on stage. It's a big free speech zone, a comedy show. So sometimes things happen, you say things that are a little bit off the edge. -- Drew Carey
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It doesn't matter how smart you are; to audition for 'Jeopardy,' you just have to luck out and know what they're asking you that day. -- Drew Carey
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When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off. -- Drew Carey
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The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. -- Drew Carey
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Living in Hollywood, you can get disconnected from everybody. You can feel like you are the only one. -- Drew Carey
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If I wasn't a comic or TV star, I really wanted to be a photojournalist. That was my other dream job. -- Drew Carey
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People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. -- Drew Carey
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I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything. -- Drew Carey
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When I'm working, I'm going to avoid all media. No newspapers, no magazines, no movies, no radio, no TV. I'm just going to do creative work. -- Drew Carey
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I remember when I took a temp job ... so I got a job at a department store. Something temporary to put on my resume, my parents said. Yeah ... till I die! -- Drew Carey
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The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel good, your sex life gets damaged, you don't have energy for anything. It's horrible. -- Drew Carey
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It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. -- Drew Carey
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I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it. -- Drew Carey
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TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure. -- Drew Carey
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Libertarians are conservatives who still get high. -- Drew Carey
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I was just sick of being fat, you know? You get sick of it. It just really, it's a tiring lifestyle to have. -- Drew Carey
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It sucks being fat, you know. -- Drew Carey
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I was in the band when I was a kid, I played the trumpet. -- Drew Carey
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There's a game called Checkout where there's grocery items and it's how much you think the manufacturer's suggested retail price is and we add up your total, then your total has to be within $2 of the regular total. I don't think I could ever win that game. -- Drew Carey
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I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it. -- Drew Carey
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'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. -- Drew Carey
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If frogs could fly - well, we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat? -- Drew Carey
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I'm not against ratings per se. I think more information is always good. But I certainly don't think the government has to step in and set guidelines for how shows should be rated. -- Drew Carey
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Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment. -- Drew Carey
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Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. -- Drew Carey
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What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. -- Drew Carey
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I can't do that. I'm already the single guy living in his parents' house. I can't be seen digging a grave in the middle of the night. -- Drew Carey
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I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them. -- Drew Carey
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I'm never afraid to die. I think that's the best thing that can happen to somebody is they get to move on and do something better. -- Drew Carey
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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed. -- Drew Carey
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The TV season is a year-long thing now, and the networks are starting to look at it that way, thanks to cable, satellites, and competition. -- Drew Carey
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither. -- Drew Carey
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When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show. -- Drew Carey
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Reality shows always look for the worst people. -- Drew Carey
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I think that if anyone bothered to take a survey, they would find a sharp decline in atheism during the winters in Cleveland, Ohio. -- Drew Carey
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I always thought I was going to die before I was 60. -- Drew Carey
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I don't miss the economic insecurity, the living paycheck to paycheck. -- Drew Carey
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I don't think there's hardly a comic out there that does clean material all the way around. There's a couple of guys that are clean, but I'm not one of them. -- Drew Carey