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Merlin, if you don't stop whining, I'm going to take Gwen's sword and beat you to death with it," said Arthur, evenly.
"It's plastic."
"So it will take me a long time. I'm still game. -- Fayjay
No' seems such a flimsy and inadequate little word to express how very little interest I have in hearing you rambling on about that particular topic. -- Fayjay
He didn't want to have to be the Gay Best Friend providing life lessons for liberal straight people. He just wanted to get laid. -- Fayjay
It turned out that it was difficult to stay cross with a man when you could see his nipples. -- Fayjay
It's a stage name," said Arthur, impatiently. "Like Madonna."
"No, Madonna's actual name is Madonna," pointed out Merlin.
"Oh my God, stop flaunting your Big Gay Knowledge Of Pop, -- Fayjay
I don't think you're going to pull the wool over anyone's eyes with all this macrame talk. -- Fayjay
I wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a ten inch knob made of gold and your arsehole was the gate to Nirvana. I can't be friends with you because you're a gibbering twatwaffle, not because I would ever, in a million years, want to shag you. Get over yourself! -- Fayjay
Its like Mrs Fitzherbert all over again, or that bloody Simpson woman! I do not believe it!"
"Sorry," said Merlin, wondering who the blazes Mrs Fitzherbert and that bloody Simpson woman
were. He had a feeling Gaius didn't mean Marge. -- Fayjay
[Arthur]
"Er ... Just how much did you have to drink?"
Merlin frowned at Arthur ... Both of him. -- Fayjay
You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not a Smurf. -- Fayjay
You're just jealous of my beard."
"No. No, really not. It makes you look like you've got a ferret trying to shag your chin. -- Fayjay
Good grief," said Merlin. "You look like the bastard child of
Dumbledore and David Bowie. No, sorry, Dumbledore and Ziggy
Stardust. -- Fayjay
[Arthur to Merlin]
I'm the Prince of Wales, and you're Welsh. I can do whatever I bloody well like to you. -- Fayjay