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If you kiss me and then leave again to go write another
twangy song," she said, eyes closed, lips barely moving, "I swear to God, I will snap that guitar in half and feed it to you for breakfast."
"You use the prettiest words. -- Jamie Farrell
Cinna slid down the bar, sassing three groomsmen and
winking at a fourth on her way.
"I totally get why some animals eat their young," Pepper said. -- Jamie Farrell
In the third cabinet under the counter, she hit the good stuff. "Oh! You have a KitchenAid."
"If you're planning on caressing my mixer, you should know that might make my testicles explode," he said from behind her.
Her cheeks went hot enough to glow. "That would be awkward. -- Jamie Farrell
Right on time, sugar." Josh draped his arm around her shoulders and steered her through the lobby. "Traffic okay?"
"Yeah, except when that alien spaceship landed on I-90 and then all those crickets jumped out to perform Beethoven's Fifth on kazoos. Otherwise, clear sailing. -- Jamie Farrell
They hadn't been good months. About as ugly as a wet warthog and as messed up as a bumblebee in a snowstorm. -- Jamie Farrell
You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn't you?"
"Probably so. We both fart rainbows. -- Jamie Farrell
What, was there something special in your ice cream?" he said like an ass.
"Estrogen," she said. "You might notice some swelling in your boobs and shrinkage in your package for a few days. -- Jamie Farrell
Did you call someone and tell them you're safe?"
"Called and told 'em I'm not dead. Not so sure about safe
yet. -- Jamie Farrell
On my honor, I ain't ever tasting another woman's sexual
favors. Even if the bakery offers 'em up in a cupcake wrapper and
calls 'em whipped dreams. -- Jamie Farrell
Like Momma says, only thing you get by digging dirt is dirty. -- Jamie Farrell
If my mom sees you here, she'll ---"
"Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch? -- Jamie Farrell
Josh squeezed her arm. "I'll behave," he murmured. "For now."
She's going to pickle your cucumbers."
"He has more than one?" Natalie whispered.
"That's between me and Kimmie," Josh replied. -- Jamie Farrell
She's Canadian!"
"Minnesotan," Anna said.
"Sugarplum, anything north of Kentucky's all Canada to us -- Jamie Farrell
This Chocolate Orgasm is the best chocolate ice cream I've
ever had."
"Mikey helped with that one," Dahlia heard herself say.
Mari Belle laughed, a light, pretty sound. "I sense his
influence in the Hazel's Nuts. -- Jamie Farrell
the Battle of the Boyfriends since they almost got Adam Sandler to come judge the year after The Wedding Singer was in theaters." Her phone dinged. She whipped it out, and Will's gut went tight at the name on the readout. Lindsey. Pepper angled the phone away from his -- Jamie Farrell
He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met. -- Jamie Farrell
Heard a rumor you can't cook," he said.
She didn't look away from her reading. "You know rumors.
They're always true."
She had him there. According to some of the tabloids, he had fourteen love children, two with aliens and one with the sister of Bigfoot. -- Jamie Farrell
A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside. -- Jamie Farrell
She was fixated on replaying the image of a tall, broad, Highland warrior marching into battle against the evil waterfalls of doom to rescue a stuffed dinosaur.
He'd saved Cindy.
For Noah.
CJ Blue was making it very difficult for Natalie to continue to dislike him. -- Jamie Farrell
You're doing this for Kimmie for free."
"I'd do anything for Kimmie."
"Including bury a body?"
"Especially bury a body. -- Jamie Farrell
Though everyone who mattered to him told him to walk away, though Lindsey herself told him to walk away, he was still here. And she was still glad. -- Jamie Farrell
You stay married thirty-four years, you don't have to prove who's got the bigger balls. Just take it for granted she does. -- Jamie Farrell
She was the only one who made him hear music. The only one who made him feel home. The only one who wanted nothing more than for him to be plain, simple Will Truitt. -- Jamie Farrell
One day, son, you're gonna find yourself your everything. When you do, you tell her. And then you make sure you live it. Live it every day. -- Jamie Farrell
Wow. You really know how to make a woman happy..."
"I have a night-eight percent success rate with always knowing what will make a woman happy," he said.
Lindsey chuckled softly. "And how do you quantify that?"
"Would you like to know," he said.
Nat wanted to know. -- Jamie Farrell
Heaven's Bakery help them all. -- Jamie Farrell
Get back to work."
"Fine way to talk to your wife."
"If you were my wife, I would've slapped your ass too."
She stared at him a beat too long. She did love the feel of his hands on her ass. -- Jamie Farrell
One side of his lips quirked up in a sexy smirk. "Got a cure for
that frustration you got going on," he said.
"Got a cure for your ego? -- Jamie Farrell
Some days, Will wished he could've been like Mikey. Living it up, having fun, embracing the moment. But Will had never been the kind who could keep his heart out of it. -- Jamie Farrell
My moral compass doesn't point north. It points to safety. -- Jamie Farrell
You wanna go see my old bedroom?"
"Is that a pickup line?"
"Come on inside and you'll find out."
How was a girl supposed to resist an offer like that? -- Jamie Farrell
She was an idiot. An idiot holding a pie in his garbage can. He probably thought she was a stalker. Or crazy. -- Jamie Farrell
But he knew how to kiss a woman until she needed his kisses more than she needed to breathe. Until her bones melted. Until she gave him exactly what he wanted. -- Jamie Farrell
It was all CJ had needed - wanted - to hear to keep his plans to -- Jamie Farrell
Merry didn't feel human. Well, maybe a small part human. Like the heel part. -- Jamie Farrell
Cinna slid down the bar, sassing three groomsmen andbr />winking at a fourth on her way.br />"I totally get why some animals eat their young," Pepper said. -- Jamie Farrell