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Cheerleading was not a hit: "What am I doing here, Mommy? I'm freezing cold and I'm cheering for a bunch of boys to win a game! Who cheers for me?" (Exactly, Adolpha. Exactly.) -- Jen Mann
Excuse me?" I asked. I always say "excuse me" even though I heard perfectly well what the person said. I feel that by saying "excuse me," I'm giving them a chance to realize they're being an asshole, and they can change their attitude for the second attempt. -- Jen Mann
No mother in my community has a more widely recognized hobby than bitching about her child's school. I've come to realize that for many, school is a real drag. It gets in the way of raising a professional athlete. -- Jen Mann
And why do you have a pager? Are you a drug dealer? -- Jen Mann
I realize parenting is hard and boring at times and a four-hour break would be super, but this is the job we signed up for. Some days it sucks, but most days it's great. -- Jen Mann
The minivan is the yoga pants of vehicles. But you know what? I love my yoga pants. -- Jen Mann
People who tell me not to swear so much. Oh, fuck you, too. -- Jen Mann
I let my kids make decisions for themselves, but some things are not up for discussion. When it's cold, they wear a coat. -- Jen Mann
Someday will I have a mustache on my 'china, too?" She'd caught a glimpse of me in the shower that morning and was quite disturbed at the state of my " 'china," and wanted to know if there was a way to make hers look better. -- Jen Mann
I love my husband dearly, but there are days I wouldn't be opposed to burying his bludgeoned body in the backyard. -- Jen Mann
I'm the only one who leaves the house in my pajamas because I can't get my shit together, nor do I give a shit that I can't get my shit together. -- Jen Mann