Explore the most impactful and insightful quotes and sayings by Jim Davis, and enrich your perspective with the wisdom. Share these inspiring Jim Davis quotes pictures with your friends on social media platforms such as Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, completely free. Here are the top 46 Jim Davis quotes for you to read and share.
Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield. -- Jim Davis
When in doubt, pig out! -- Jim Davis
There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit. -- Jim Davis
Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts ... but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts -- Jim Davis
When all else fails, look cute. -- Jim Davis
I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun. -- Jim Davis
You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us. -- Jim Davis
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music. -- Jim Davis
In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange. -- Jim Davis
An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice ... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today. -- Jim Davis
Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them. -- Jim Davis
It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do. -- Jim Davis
Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. -- Jim Davis
You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind. -- Jim Davis
The Ego Rip
Step 1: Make a list of all your short comings.
Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands.
Step 3: Rip list to shreds.
Step 4: Consider yourself perfect. -- Jim Davis
I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today. -- Jim Davis
Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. -- Jim Davis
I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back. -- Jim Davis
He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune. -- Jim Davis
I stop short of being a workaholic. -- Jim Davis
I can go everywhere and no one recognises me. -- Jim Davis
Good morning is a contradiction of terms. -- Jim Davis
Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious -- Jim Davis
Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner. -- Jim Davis
I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories. -- Jim Davis
When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash. -- Jim Davis
My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. -- Jim Davis
We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting. -- Jim Davis
Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat. -- Jim Davis
Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf. -- Jim Davis
If you are patient ... and wait long enough ... Nothing will happen -- Jim Davis
Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway. -- Jim Davis
I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles. -- Jim Davis
I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition. -- Jim Davis
There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!
Garfield, the cat. -- Jim Davis
Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing. -- Jim Davis
Cats rule the world. -- Jim Davis
I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time. -- Jim Davis
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. -- Jim Davis
Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield -- Jim Davis
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. -- Jim Davis
I never met a lasagna I didn't like -- Jim Davis
The understatement is the English contribution to comedy. -- Jim Davis
Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!
Garfield: Feed me. -- Jim Davis
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. -- Jim Davis
I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek. -- Jim Davis