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Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield. -- Jim Davis
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When in doubt, pig out! -- Jim Davis
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There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit. -- Jim Davis
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Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts ... but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts -- Jim Davis
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When all else fails, look cute. -- Jim Davis
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I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun. -- Jim Davis
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You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us. -- Jim Davis
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There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music. -- Jim Davis
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In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange. -- Jim Davis
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An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice ... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today. -- Jim Davis
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Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them. -- Jim Davis
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It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do. -- Jim Davis
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Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. -- Jim Davis
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You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind. -- Jim Davis
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The Ego Rip
Step 1: Make a list of all your short comings.
Step 2: Grasp list firmly in both hands.
Step 3: Rip list to shreds.
Step 4: Consider yourself perfect. -- Jim Davis
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I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today. -- Jim Davis
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. -- Jim Davis
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I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back. -- Jim Davis
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He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune. -- Jim Davis
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I stop short of being a workaholic. -- Jim Davis
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I can go everywhere and no one recognises me. -- Jim Davis
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Good morning is a contradiction of terms. -- Jim Davis
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Clasping your hands together means you are serious. Clasping them around someone else's throat means you are very serious -- Jim Davis
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Life is a food chain, and it's better to be the diner than the dinner. -- Jim Davis
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I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories. -- Jim Davis
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When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash. -- Jim Davis
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My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh. -- Jim Davis
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We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting. -- Jim Davis
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Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat. -- Jim Davis
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Wimps take life as it comes; superior people slap life up the side of the head until it gives them turf. -- Jim Davis
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If you are patient ... and wait long enough ... Nothing will happen -- Jim Davis
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Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway. -- Jim Davis
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I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles. -- Jim Davis
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I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition. -- Jim Davis
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There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!

Garfield, the cat. -- Jim Davis
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Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing. -- Jim Davis
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Cats rule the world. -- Jim Davis
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I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time. -- Jim Davis
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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. -- Jim Davis
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Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield -- Jim Davis
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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. -- Jim Davis
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I never met a lasagna I didn't like -- Jim Davis
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The understatement is the English contribution to comedy. -- Jim Davis
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Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!
Garfield: Feed me. -- Jim Davis
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Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. -- Jim Davis
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I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek. -- Jim Davis