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I was supposed to be at the condo, wasting time on the beach, just Dad and me, figuring out college and my life and spending time together. Instead, I was in a new house with new people - including a future stepbrother who'd seen me naked. -- Kody Keplinger
I'm perfectly fine with being used. But I would like to know for what I'm being used.
Distraction
That much I gathered. What am I supposed to be distracting you from? There's a chance that if I knew, I could do my job more effectively. -- Kody Keplinger
Happy. Dave had suggested an impromptu road trip -- Kody Keplinger
Wesley Rush doesn't date, he fucks - everyone, for that matter. -- Kody Keplinger
Paper cuts are like battle scars for the academic ... I, on the other hand, am best friends with Wikipedia. -- Kody Keplinger
I'd never felt like this, like I wanted to climb into another person's skin. -- Kody Keplinger
Joe!' he called. 'Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?'
'Only if you stop calling me *honey*,' the bartender, a bearded man in his thirties, replied. 'We've had this discussion before, Harrison.'
'Aw, Joe. It's so cute that you think I listen. -- Kody Keplinger
I shook my head. "Don't bother making excuses," I said. "Don't waste your time because, the fact is, I am the Duff. But so is everyone else in the world. We're all fucking Duffs."
"I'm not the Duff," Wesley said confidently.
"That's because you don't have friends."
"Oh. Right. -- Kody Keplinger
Then maybe I'll hit on this sweaty, oversexed football player. Maybe we'll have meaningful discussions about politics and philosophy while we bump 'n grind. Ugh. Yeah, right. -- Kody Keplinger
Your sense of humor needs some work, then,' Wesley suggested. 'Most girls find my jokes charming.'
'Those girls must have IQs low enough to trip over. -- Kody Keplinger
The word was ours now, and as long as we held on to it, we could control the hurt it inflicted. -- Kody Keplinger
I cleared my throat and tried to look like I wasn't inwardly slapping myself. -- Kody Keplinger
You *are* my family,' he said.
The tears almost started up again. Those four little words meant so much to me - which was stupid, really. They were just words. But they were words I'd been wanting to hear, wanting to believe. *You are my family*. -- Kody Keplinger
Seriously, if the bastards cheat on you, then they don't deserve you anyway. If that's a legit fear, then you probably shouldn't be with them to begin with. -- Kody Keplinger
I wanted to make sure you were fine ... and that he was okay, too. You didn't, like, stab the boy, did you? I mean, I totally disapprove of murdering hotties, but if you need help burying the body, you know I'll bring the shovel. -- Kody Keplinger
Because I want to see you with someone better than him. Someone who will see how lucky they are to have you. -- Kody Keplinger
What you are is an inteligent, sassy, sarcastic, cynical, neurotic, loyal, compassionate girl. That's what you are, OK? You're not a slut or a whore or anything remotely similar. Just because you have some secrets and some screwups ... You're just confused ... like the rest of us. -- Kody Keplinger
I want more. I want everything. I want you."
"Nathan ... "
"I'm not settling for less, Whitley," he said. "And neither should you. -- Kody Keplinger
" ... we're all fucking Duffs."
(Designated Ugly Fat Friend)
"I'm not the Duff," Wesley said confidently.
"That's because you don't have friends." (Bianca)
"Oh. Right." -- Kody Keplinger
The more my world spun, the more appealing he became. Don't get me wrong, I still hated him with a passion. His arrogance made me want to scream, but his ability to free me - if only temporarily - from my problems left me high. He was my drug. -- Kody Keplinger
There's more to this amazing body than awe-inspiring abs. I have a pair of ears, too, and they happen to work superbly. -- Kody Keplinger
While I'm sure this is going to be a fascinating story,' I interrupted. 'I don't care. I'm having a major parental crisis that sort of outshines your little tantrum, and frankly it seems like my dad agrees with you. I have a party to get ready for, can we do this later? -- Kody Keplinger
I'm scared." It was something I'd never said out loud. "I'm scared he'll let me down ... or that he won't want me. And I figure maybe it's easier if I just don't give him the chance. -- Kody Keplinger
You're a disgusting, shallow, womanizing jackass, and I hope that soda stains your preppy little shirt." Just before I marched away, i looked over my shoulder and added, "And my name isn't Duffy. it's Bianca. we've been in the same homeroom since middle school, you selfabsorbed son of a bitch. -- Kody Keplinger
It was one of those titles that just fed off of an inner fear every girl must have from time to time. Slut, bitch, prude, tease, ditz. They were all the same. Every girl felt like one of these sexist labels described her at some point. -- Kody Keplinger
If Kate Winslet had been the Duff, Leonardo DiCaprio wouldn't have been after her in Titanic and that could have saved all of us a lot of tears. -- Kody Keplinger
You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out. Let go a little and just let life happen. -- Kody Keplinger
You know, my father says those are the four most frightening words a woman can say. He claims that nothing good ever begins with "We need to talk." You're worrying me a little here, Duffy. -- Kody Keplinger
God really must have had a sense of humor, because if I had to name my biggest turn-on, it was literature. And he had just recommended a book that I didn't know, that wasn't taught in school. If I were single, there would be no better pick-up line. -- Kody Keplinger
Are you guys getting to know each other pretty well? I'm sure it's a little bit awkward at first.'
'Yeah,' I said. 'I'd say we're getting to know each other *really* well. Wouldn't you, Nathan?'
He kicked me under the table and mouthed, *Not funny*. -- Kody Keplinger
I kissed someone tonight."
"Good for you. Now go back to sleep."
"It was Wesley...Wesley Rush."
Casey shot straight up in bed. "Whoa!" She shook her head and rubbed the sleep from her wide hazel eyes. "Okay, now I'm awake. -- Kody Keplinger
It was almost funny, really. Such a strong reaction to a bunch of shirtless guys. -- Kody Keplinger
Thanks," Toby said. "And if Wesley breaks your heart, I promise to ... well, I would say I'd kick his ass, but we both
know that's physically impossible." He frowned down at his skinny arms. "So I'll write him a strongly worded letter. -- Kody Keplinger
I don't like him," I explained. "He annoys the hell out of me ninety-six percent of the time, and sometimes I'd like nothing better than to strangle him to death. But at the same time I ... I want him to be happy. I think about him way more than I should, and I -"
"You love him. -- Kody Keplinger
Being ashamed of what you want or how you feel is pointless, and letting anyone else make you feel ashamed is a waste. -- Kody Keplinger
I'd skipped the crush kiddie pool and jumped right into the deep, shark-infested ocean of emotions. And, if you'll forgive the dramatic metaphor, I was a lousy swimmer. -- Kody Keplinger
He was the last person I expected to find on the Rushes' front porch. Well, okay. Maybe no the last. That title most likely belonged to the Queen of England or the reanimated corpse of Edgar Allan Poe. -- Kody Keplinger
Shut up, Kelsey, and just give Lissa a chance," Chloe snapped.
Kelsey mocked surprise. "Oh my God, Chloe can speak? I thought her mouth only worked for sucking dicks. It's a miracle. -- Kody Keplinger
I'd say we're both pretty fucked up." "Very true. -- Kody Keplinger
A lot of people would kill for my life, but I didn't even consider that. I took it - and you - for granted. I'm so, so sorry for that -- Kody Keplinger
Anger was less painful than abandonment. -- Kody Keplinger
I don't really do friends,' I told him.
'Good,' he said. 'I don't want you to "do" me. We've established the flaws in that plan already ... -- Kody Keplinger
Even though this story could end a thousand different ways, and even though chances were, it might not have a happy ending, it didn't matter. Because I already knew how I was gonna tell this story. -- Kody Keplinger
She wrote a self-esteem book. -- Kody Keplinger
So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. -- Kody Keplinger
Wesley Rush was the most disgusting womanizing playboy to ever darken the doorstep of Hamilton High ... but he was kind of hot. Maybe if you could put him on mute ... and cut off his hands ... maybe - just maybe - he'd be tolerable then. Otherwise, he was a real piece of shit. Horn dog shit. -- Kody Keplinger
Hey there, Lissa Daniels," he said. He raised his Coke. "Would you like to say hello to your distant cousin, Jack? -- Kody Keplinger
Just remember to do what makes you happy, okay? Don't lie to yourself because you think it's safer. Reality
doesn't work like that ... . I think I told you that before.
She had.
But I'd been running for so long I wasn't sure what I wanted anymore. -- Kody Keplinger
Love is rare and hard to find and takes years upon years to develop. Teenagers don't fall in love. -- Kody Keplinger
Sometimes people surprise you, if you let them. -- Kody Keplinger
You amaze me Lissa Daniels. Most girls would cave as soon as I gave them the puppy-dog look with these amazing eyes."
"Sorry. I like boys. Not dogs. You should've dated a different girl if you wanted someone to bend to your will. -- Kody Keplinger
I mean, just because my voice actually worked didn't necessarily mean I could use it well in his presence. -- Kody Keplinger
The truth was, I hated pretty much anything requiring school spirit, because, obviously, I had none. -- Kody Keplinger
I guess ... I just wanted to talk to someone. I wanted someone to listen to me complain and to sympathize with me for a few minutes. I wanted someone to understand how lost I felt. -- Kody Keplinger
He had to find time in his schedule to talk to me. Wow, that made me feel important. -- Kody Keplinger
He sleeps with everything that moves, and his brain is located in his pants - which means it's microscopic. -- Kody Keplinger
You can lie to yourself if you want, but reality is going to catch up with you. I'll be waiting when it does ... whether you like it or not. -- Kody Keplinger
I don't think normal exists. -- Kody Keplinger
I mean, there is a reason its initials are VD. I bet you more people contract syphilis on Valentine's Day than on any other day of the year. What a cause for celebration. -- Kody Keplinger
The winter sky has already turned black, but I could still see Wesley's gray eyes in the darkness. They were exactly the color of the sky before a thunderstorm. -- Kody Keplinger
Just when I think you might have a soul, you say shit like that. -- Kody Keplinger
- He's arrogant, and he sleeps with everything he can get his filthy hands on. Most of time, I just want to claw his creepy eyes out. How could I like him? He's a jackass.
- And girls love jackasses. That's why I can't get a date. I'm too damn nice. -- Kody Keplinger
Beauty really was skin-deep. Wesley Rush may have had the body of a Greek god, but his soul was as black and empty as the inside of my closet. What a bastard! -- Kody Keplinger
Functionality is overrated. -- Kody Keplinger
Screw nightmares. I was waking up. -- Kody Keplinger
Don't keep things bottled up. It's not good for you. -- Kody Keplinger
That just proves there's something going on with you and Mr. Jackass. -- Kody Keplinger
Sometimes it's hard to predict who will make a person happy. But in the end, that's what matters. -- Kody Keplinger
What did one do after having a one-night stand (or, in my case, one-afternoon stand) with the school's biggest man-whore? -- Kody Keplinger
It's so screwed up, the standards ... You should like it, but you shouldn't like it too much or talk about how much you like it. You should do it, but you shouldn't do it with too many people or talk about how much you're doing it. It's like there are so many rules, but none of them make sense. -- Kody Keplinger
Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don't want to kiss carpet, you know. -- Kody Keplinger
Plus, no matter how many times I'd brushed my teeth in Casey's bathroom (after half an hour she'd knocked on the door to make sure I was okay), the taste of disgusting, womanizing bastard was still in my mouth. Ugh! -- Kody Keplinger
I am the Duff. But so is everyone else in the world. We're all fucking Duffs. -- Kody Keplinger
The point is, scientists have proven that every group of friends has a weak link, a DUFF. And girls respond well to guys who associate with their DUFFs."
"Crackheads can call themselves scientists now? That's news to me. -- Kody Keplinger
No matter where you go or what you do to distract yourself, reality catches up with you eventually. -- Kody Keplinger
All of a sudden I wanted to know how the book ended. -- Kody Keplinger
P.s.: I know you're rolling your eyes right now, but I don't care. Honestly, it's always kind of been a turn on. -- Kody Keplinger
The people who call you names are just trying to make themselves feel better. They've fucked up too. You're not the only one. -- Kody Keplinger
I don't want to hear the end of that sentence! It's bad enough that he's flirting with my coworker."
"He's flirting with Cash? Now that's hot."
"What? No! Jenna, not Cash. Geez, Chloe. -- Kody Keplinger
He was my perfect match. Unfortunately he wasn't aware of this fact. -- Kody Keplinger
For a girl with such a fat ass, I felt pretty invisible. -- Kody Keplinger
Go try your charming act on some tramp with low self-esteem, because I'm not falling for it. -- Kody Keplinger
No rush. This time things were slow and earnest. This time I wasn't looking for an escape. This time it was about him. About me. About honesty and compassion and everything I'd never expected to find in Wesley Rush. -- Kody Keplinger
Maybe if you could put him on mute ... and cut off his hands ... maybe - just maybe - he'd be tolerable then. -- Kody Keplinger
Her choice ruins the lives of the people she cares most about. Because she picked propriety over passion. Head over heart. -- Kody Keplinger
I'm serious. They'll call me a pussy."
"And if you help them, I'll call you a dick. So no matter what you do, you're going to be some form of genitalia. -- Kody Keplinger
It wasn't a game," Cash whispered. "Not to me. -- Kody Keplinger
I'm the wind beneath your wings -- Kody Keplinger
I meant that a decent guy - a smart guy - wouldn't have let something like sex ruin a good thing. -- Kody Keplinger
Why did that jackass have to sit next to me? -- Kody Keplinger
I want to be normal, but no one talks about sex, so how should I know what normal is? -- Kody Keplinger
