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Hello there!" Cleasby called. "Is anyone home?" "Bravo, sir," Thorny said. "If it's an ambush, that certainly put them off their game. -- Larry Correia
You might think you're a good liar, but you're not. I'm better at this than you are. Your professional lying days were limited to junkies and whores, but I routinely lie to Congress . . . Well, never mind. I suppose we're not that different after all. -- Larry Correia
Novak, climb up that wall and see if you can get an angle on the big one." The military rifle in her hands wasn't particular impressive. "I don't know if it'll notice." "Try to shoot it in the soft bits. -- Larry Correia
When you're getting chased by a zombie bear, I guess you don't need to be faster than the bear, just faster than your friends. I briefly contemplated shooting Grant in the leg. -- Larry Correia
The Mythbusters had nothing on our guys. "I'm -- Larry Correia
I didn't even know what color lavender was. I think most men would consider it light blue, or something. -- Larry Correia
Now it is mine." "I only dropped it because I got shot in the neck!" "That is no excuse for sloppy weapon retention," Acosta replied. "It -- Larry Correia
And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you. Ahh . . . an educated man. Well, you're not as stupid as you look. Don't quote Nietzsche at me, kid. That German crackpot wouldn't know a real monster if it bit him on the ass. -- Larry Correia
I'm sorry. The KGB did not have classes in cracker. -- Larry Correia
The government was the most merciless monster he'd ever dealt with, and it was the only one that he could never truly beat. -- Larry Correia
The Royal University will get along fine without me." "And the Malcontents won't?" "If I'm away too long, they tend cause trouble. Set fires. That sort of thing." Cleasby grinned. "Sorry, sir, but I think they need me more. -- Larry Correia
Fish and Wildlife wants to fine us for killing a giant mutant Tennessee River catfish because it was endangered. Sure it had just crawled up on land and eaten some teenagers, but it was still an endangered species. -- Larry Correia
Susan, you were a mighty fine woman when you were alive and all, but personally I'd rather be gang-raped by giant, rabid, syphilitic porcupines, than join your shithead, hippie-commune, undead family, you scrawny-ass, vampire skank whore. -- Larry Correia
Nikolai's a badass Russian. Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka. -- Larry Correia
She wore glasses, and I was a sucker for a girl in corrective eyewear. Since I was ugly it was probably some sort of subconscious reaction in the hope that I might have a chance with a cute girl who couldn't see very -- Larry Correia
You control an unruly dog with a chain ... or a cage. Never underestimate fear" - Heinrich gestured angrily at Roosevelt - "or the men who would capitalize on it to get what they want." "You are such a pessimist. This is America. Nothing like that could ever happen here. -- Larry Correia
I'll distract her ... Okay, lady. Say hello to my little friend." Lance began to laugh maniacally. "What'd you do?" Heinrich asked. "Had a rat crawl up her dress to bite her on the ass. Ha! -- Larry Correia
With his long red beard, and bristling with firearms and knives, he reminded me of a pirate. A very mellow pirate, but a pirate nonetheless. -- Larry Correia
Jake Sullivan: FDR can go to hell. I'm a man. Not a type, not a number, and sure as hell not something that can be summed up as a logo to wear on my sleeve. A man. And I ain't registering nothing. -- Larry Correia
On an otherwise normal Tuesday evening I had the chance to live the American Dream. I was able to throw my incompetent jackass of a boss from a fourteenth-story window. -- Larry Correia
The sight of so many guns, mostly deer rifles and duck guns but with a smattering of black rifles and riot shotguns, made him glad that this was going down in a rural area where people still had their heads screwed on right about personal defense. -- Larry Correia
Wait a second, is a snooty book critic actually admitting to judging books by their covers? -- Larry Correia
Last time MCB was out here was when a hard rain revealed one of their experiments. A deer was exposed to it and grew tentacles instead of antlers. Tentacle deer ... The Army doesn't pay me enough to deal with that kind of shit. -- Larry Correia
This won't hurt a bit. Well, actually it'll probably hurt like a son of a bitch. Bite down on something, she suggested. -- Larry Correia
Then the rest of my men and I will make a run for the train tracks." "Not without me guiding you, you're not," Novak said. "Obviously. The jokes about the most dangerous thing in the military being a lieutenant with a map exist for a reason." Cleasby -- Larry Correia
Why can't we ever fight cute, helpless monsters? Like the ones on Sesame Street? -- Larry Correia
The guy that helped me learn this stuff suggested prayer and meditation. So I took up smoking. -- Larry Correia
From the commotion, Franks figured it had to be pretty impressive-looking, but then again, if they weren't easily impressed, they wouldn't be cultists to begin with. "Hurry! -- Larry Correia
When I get those types, the men who just need to control everything, to tell everybody else what to do, I stick it in and break it off. I'm fighting for freedom. -- Larry Correia
It is hard to sleep when roaches keep skittering across your body. My understanding is that since roaches can't shift into reverse, if one of them crawls into your ear canal it can get really nasty and potentially kill you. Sleep on that. -- Larry Correia
She was about the single nicest human being he'd ever met, but she'd kill anybody she considered a bad man faster than a farmwife would wring the neck of a chicken. With Faye, once you crossed a certain line, your life was worth nothing. -- Larry Correia
There is no such thing as a "peacekeeping mission" in the Middle East. Period. The Middle East has been at war, literally, since the dawn of history. The -- Larry Correia
I always take no for an answer," I said, definitely. "I just prefer yes. And I really don't go for married women. That's a line I try very hard not to cross. I'm still an outrageous flirt. -- Larry Correia
That fool has no idea how to behave in polite society," his friend agreed. Apparently the polite thing to do was lie and insinuate horrible things with impunity, all while never expecting any repercussions. -- Larry Correia
You're not from around here. You talk funny." "Alabama. Where bears don't eat people, it don't usually snow, and it's customary for the new guy getting told the tale to buy the drinks for the men doing the telling. -- Larry Correia
Her father had been a sailor. Her mother had been a siren. That particular relationship had worked out better than normal, with the sailor not being drowned then eaten, and Sharon had been the result, brought back to human civilization and raised to be a civilized young lady. -- Larry Correia
[W]hen all else fails, kill it with fire. -- Larry Correia
Pangborn took the satchel by the straps. "What is it?" "A bomb." The mechanic's eyes widened. "Thanks? -- Larry Correia
You misunderstand the point of a symbol of faith then." He walked towards the vampires. "You're abominations, of course it doesn't matter to you. What matters is how much it means to me. -- Larry Correia
Legible penmanship is a sign of a boring mind. -- Larry Correia
Up to ninety percent of a politician's time is absorbed just doing fund-raising. That's -- Larry Correia
But if I have to deal with another stupid elf and their mystic crap I swear I'm going to shoot them all in their stupid inbred hick faces and burn their trailer park down. -- Larry Correia
I've got a chainsaw with my name on it in my workshop," Milo told us happily. "If I'm ever killed by undead, I want you guys to chop me up with it. It's a good chainsaw."
"I reckon it is, Milo. I would be honored to chop your head off," Sam said. -- Larry Correia
I'm not in the redemption business -- Larry Correia
Holy symbols like crosses and blessed water occasionally have an effect, but are dependent upon the personal faith of the user. Most Hunters opt for violence over faith; we're kind of like soccer fans that way. -- Larry Correia
So did you score with your friend's dead mom ? -- Larry Correia
A wise man once told me that the place where they make law is the place where they're the least likely to obey it, -- Larry Correia
I folded the restraining order into a paper airplane and sailed it over to Julie without even interrupting my narrative. She caught, unfolded, and read it while mouthing something that looked suspiciously like ducking mother truckers, but I'm not very good at lip reading. -- Larry Correia
You can swap the message around, and whatever the particular norm is, or whatever the particular message is, when you put your pet-peeve message before story, odds are you are going to bore the shit out of your reader. -- Larry Correia
Our tax dollars had equipped Agent Franks with the SUV from Hell. -- Larry Correia
You think it's because of the girl. Grant probably thinks it's because of the girl too. That's because you're both idiots. -- Larry Correia
Mom knew damned well how disgusting the bastard was but she had that incredible ability found in so many minds like hers to simply ignore all the evidence in favor of her personal view of the world. And -- Larry Correia
He tried to choke me with the seat belt, so I elbowed him in the face until he stopped moving. It took three good blows to his noggin to put him out. I'll admit, I enjoyed that part. -- Larry Correia
There are three kinds of people in the world: people who can't believe anything, suckers who believe everything, and a few of us who can face the truth. -- Larry Correia
You only understand the concept of victory. Makeda does not comprehend the concept of defeat. -- Larry Correia
The doctors had been impressed that I was even alive. When I had asked one of them approximately how much blood I had lost, he had responded wryly with "most of it. -- Larry Correia
Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery. -- Larry Correia
I'd tell you to be careful, but I know you've got eyes in the back of your head." "Tried that once. Too disorienting." "You're a very literal man, Franks ... -- Larry Correia
Now that's just racist stereotyping," Tanya sniffed. "I'm offended." "You can file a complaint with the Trailer Park Elf Defamation League -- Larry Correia
But like they say, if an idea's stupid, but it works, then it ain't stupid, -- Larry Correia
Sullivan figured they were mostly in it for the money, a few for the adventure, and the rest because they'd follow Bob Southunder into hell if their captain thought it was a good idea. -- Larry Correia
I think that the law isn't about words on paper. It's about doing what's right, -- Larry Correia
Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a scientist! -- Larry Correia
Canada? Please. That's like they took Vermont and made a whole country out of it, only more boring, and without the good maple syrup. -- Larry Correia
Frankly, some of the dumbest sons of bitches he'd ever met had been the ones with the fanciest educations and the most degrees framed on the wall. -- Larry Correia
The more annoyed Earl was, the more southern he sounded, and right about then, he sounded like he was ready to fry up some catfish and watch some NASCAR. -- Larry Correia
He'd been told that women were sensitive about such things, as if a scar could somehow ruin their beauty, but scars were just stories told in flesh ... -- Larry Correia
Orders were often given by those who lacked imagination. -- Larry Correia
She had never cared for social things, as society was just a complicated collection of individually annoying people, and she didn't like most people to begin with, -- Larry Correia
When monsters have nightmares, they're dreaming about us. - MHI Company Handbook -- Larry Correia
As a general rule, the more a situation sucks, the more humor you can find in the little things. -- Larry Correia
It's time to go. We'll continue this therapy session later." "So you're my therapist now?" "Apparently, I'm a life coach for idiots. -- Larry Correia
Chupacabras do not normally attack people. -- Larry Correia
You look into the abyss and the abyss looks back," I said, shrugging. "Then you punch the abyss in the face. -- Larry Correia
There is a vast gulf between perfection and near perfection, and that gulf is filled with agony. -- Larry Correia
Like we could buy Idaho kind of money. -- Larry Correia
An hour ago Franks had been swatted across the Strip by a dragon made of ectoplasm and nightmares. Bureaucratic plotting seemed inconsequential in comparison. -- Larry Correia
He went back to being a unremarkable part of the command center, like a particularly dangerous chair. -- Larry Correia
I blame it on Twilight. In real life, vampires only sparkle when they're on fire. -- Larry Correia
Nothing a wrench to the face couldn't fix." Heinrich answered. "But I suppose a wrench to the face solves most personnel issues. -- Larry Correia
Holy shit! I exclaimed, and that was one of the most coherent comments of the bunch. -- Larry Correia
Mordechai, I swear that if you screw up and kill me, I'm going to be pissed. If I end up a ghost, I'm gonna be kicking your ghost ass for eternity. -- Larry Correia
Evil can kill you, break your body, and sometimes it can even break your mind, but only you can break your spirit. -- Larry Correia