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One should be able to say anything to a close friend, he reflected, and yet part of friendship was knowing what not to say and when not to say it, -- Lilian Jackson Braun
The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Mickey Maus," William was saying, "is a nut about butter. The only time he ever lost his cool was when we were having a small brunch and we were down to our last three pounds of butter. He panicked. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
The cats were relaxing in a patch of sunlight on the rug without a thought in their sleek brown heads. What matter to them that it was Sunday-or even Thursday? Every day was Today in their scheme of things, and there was no such thing as Yesterday or Tomorrow. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Certain element - a few crazies - that don't have anything to do. They shot out two streetlights on Goodwinter Boulevard last night. When I was a kid we smashed pumpkins and strung trees with toilet paper on Halloween, but this new generation does it all year round. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
She had white cat hair on her dark suit, she was a dedicated cat hugger. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
If you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about! -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Amanda raised her glass in a toast. "Here's a wet one to Saint Iris of the Hummocks!" Then she winced and scowled at Riker, who had kicked her under the table. Polly raised her glass and quoted from Hamlet: "And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
My days keep getting shorter. When I'm a hundred, I'll be going to bed before I get up. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode -- Lilian Jackson Braun
No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Nothing can scatter like 3 Siamese cats better than 2 Siamese cats. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
No one ever owns a cat," he corrected her. "You share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respect . . . although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal. Siamese particularly have a way of getting the upper hand. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Cats are cats ... the world over!
These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something.
-James Mackintosh Qwilleran -- Lilian Jackson Braun
I'm a gypsy at heart," Qwilleran said. "Home is where I hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode. See you tonight. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words? -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode -- Lilian Jackson Braun
People who really appreciated animals always asked their names. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Like any normal cat Madame Phloi lived by the Rule of Three. She resisted any innovation three times before accepting it, tackled an obstacle three times before giving up, and tried each activity three times before tiring of it. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Every Dog Has A Day But A Cat Has 365 -- Lilian Jackson Braun
The Madame deplored fat men. They had no laps, and of what use is a lapless human? Nevertheless, she gave him the common courtesy of a sniff at his trouser cuffs and immediately backed away, twitching her nose and showing her teeth. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
No one ever owns a cat ... you share a common habitation on a basis of equal rights and mutual respects ... although somehow the cat always comes out ahead of the deal. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Phut Phat knew, at an early age, that humans were an inferior breed. They were unable to see in the dark. They ate and drank unthinkable concoctions. And they had only five senses; the pair who lived with Phut Phat could not even transmit their thoughts without resorting to words. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Meanwhile, news has been leaked to the press that the Hero of Drummond Street will be pictured on the cover of a national magazine, nude. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Dogs have their day but cats have 365. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Cats are fond of mooning. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
We designed the house to go with her looks. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out. -- Lilian Jackson Braun
Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut? -- Lilian Jackson Braun
spread the rumor and, before anyone knows, it's a fact -- Lilian Jackson Braun