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In youth, love and art. In age, investments and antiques. -- Mason Cooley
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Cruel impulses stir all about my kindly heart. -- Mason Cooley
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Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings. -- Mason Cooley
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Lack of reciprocity ruins friendships, but makes love affairs exciting for a time. -- Mason Cooley
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Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single. -- Mason Cooley
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Like a frog, the aphorist waits for something to fly by that he can catch with his tongue. -- Mason Cooley
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A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming. -- Mason Cooley
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If everything had a label, we would live in a fully delineated but false world. -- Mason Cooley
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Intuition is often mistaken, but not altogether. -- Mason Cooley
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In bridge clubs and in councils of state, the passions are the same. -- Mason Cooley
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Love sorrows are addictive as other sorrows are not. -- Mason Cooley
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Avid readers are enchanted by meaning, which is available chiefly in books. -- Mason Cooley
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Melancholy is as seductive as Ecstasy. -- Mason Cooley
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The great advantage of a new friend is that we have not yet found one another out. -- Mason Cooley
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A real idea keeps changing and appears in many places. -- Mason Cooley
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The ugly can achieve an absoluteness beyond the reach of beauty. -- Mason Cooley
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Gossip is dying out because fewer and fewer people care to talk about anything besides themselves. -- Mason Cooley
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The grand style is available now only in old poems, museums, and parodies. -- Mason Cooley
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Plato's Symposium shows that flirtation and philosophy can further one another. -- Mason Cooley
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If a problem is insoluble, it is Necessity. Leave it alone. -- Mason Cooley
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The absolute has moved into the fortress of the absurd. -- Mason Cooley
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I deplore my shortcomings, but plan to keep them. -- Mason Cooley
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F. Scott Fitzgerald thought that prolonging his adolescence would protect his talent. -- Mason Cooley
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Human nature is a scoundrel's favorite explanation. -- Mason Cooley
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The passion for money is never fickle. -- Mason Cooley
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History goes out of control almost as often as nature does. -- Mason Cooley
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Lovers' quarrels are not generally about money. Divorce cases generally are. -- Mason Cooley
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When I prayed for success, I forgot to ask for sound sleep and good digestion. -- Mason Cooley
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I cling to depression, thinking it a form of truth. -- Mason Cooley
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We may eat dinner together, but everyone puts the food in his own mouth. -- Mason Cooley
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The pleasantest part of work is having done it. -- Mason Cooley
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The prison is the state writ small. -- Mason Cooley
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Writing about an idea frees me of it. Thinking about it is a circle of repetitions. -- Mason Cooley
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Every time I change the way I explain myself to myself, I have to rearrange the story of my life. -- Mason Cooley
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Snarls and sobs show that a love affair is getting serious. -- Mason Cooley
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Home again, I can groan, scratch, and talk to myself. -- Mason Cooley
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Only the broken-hearted know the truth about love. -- Mason Cooley
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Show enough regret, and your refusal will inspire gratitude. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-analysis always cheats. -- Mason Cooley
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The madness of love can always be suspended
to cook dinner or catch a plane, for instance. -- Mason Cooley
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Cynicism has its own zealots. -- Mason Cooley
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I feel that I have something significant to say, but I cannot think what it is. -- Mason Cooley
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Ideas about life organize perception; names of emotions organize sensations; rules of syntax organize thought. But pain comes on its own. -- Mason Cooley
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I may forget my dignity, but you may not. -- Mason Cooley
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Spontaneity comes after skill, not before. -- Mason Cooley
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People who expect deference resent mere civility. -- Mason Cooley
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Faith moves mountains, but you have to keep pushing while you are praying. -- Mason Cooley
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When you feel protective toward your parents, you have become an adult. -- Mason Cooley
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Dignity takes alarm at the unexpected sound of laughter. -- Mason Cooley
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An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie. -- Mason Cooley
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Logic teaches rules for presentation, not thinking. -- Mason Cooley
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Opportunity knocks, but doesn't always answer to its name. -- Mason Cooley
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Our punning minds rejoin what logic has separated. -- Mason Cooley
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Every work of art changes its predecessors. -- Mason Cooley
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A great reader seldom recognizes his solitude. -- Mason Cooley
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Those who follow where their genitals lead them often wind up in tedious company. -- Mason Cooley
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I read here and there in books, enjoying the examples and ignoring the argument. -- Mason Cooley
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The more knowledge, the clearer what the doubts are. -- Mason Cooley
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The realism of failure, the romance of success. -- Mason Cooley
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To be a social success, do not act pathetic, arrogant, or bored. Do not discuss your unhappy childhood, your visit to the dentist,the shortcomings of your cleaning woman, the state of your bowels, or your spouse's bad habits. You will be thought a paragon (or perhaps a monster) of good behavior. -- Mason Cooley
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To avoid taking responsibility, I become unresponsive but hang on until the other person leaves me. -- Mason Cooley
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The children of childish parents age quickly. -- Mason Cooley
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One's fetishes are fascinating, but not because of their beauty or significance. The same could be said for one's genitals, or one's children. -- Mason Cooley
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The horizon is more than a convention of landscape painting, less than truth. -- Mason Cooley
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Lies save trouble now, but may return in thunder and lightning. -- Mason Cooley
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Most people see no reason to stop arguing just because an issue has been decided. -- Mason Cooley
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Old age likes indecency. It's a sign of life. -- Mason Cooley
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Symbolism erects a facade of respectability to hide the indecency of dreams. -- Mason Cooley
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Every literary critic believes he will outwit history and have the last word. -- Mason Cooley
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When love and adventure are finished, it's nice to have getting and spending to fall back on. -- Mason Cooley
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Art can make chaos seductive. -- Mason Cooley
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A sense of blessedness comes from a change of heart, not from more blessings. -- Mason Cooley
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People may show jealousy, but hide their envy. -- Mason Cooley
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Make the expectations lively enough, and action will follow. -- Mason Cooley
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Small faults and virtues are for daily life. The big ones are for emergencies. -- Mason Cooley
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Envy awakens at the sound of a distant laugh. -- Mason Cooley
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In conversation, everyone sits in confident judgment on the world. -- Mason Cooley
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Once discover comfort, and there is no turning back. -- Mason Cooley
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The cues that arouse desire are changed by Fashion, but feel like the proddings of Nature. -- Mason Cooley
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Guilt agonizes over trifles, ignores habitual wrongdoing. -- Mason Cooley
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Deconstruction glorifies the critic, humiliates the author, and makes the reader wonder why he bothered. -- Mason Cooley
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Fame now wears the halo that once crowned holiness. -- Mason Cooley
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Many have never felt strong, but everyone knows what it is to feel weak. -- Mason Cooley
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Everyone knows that (1) happiness is the goal of life, and (2) happiness is a chimera. -- Mason Cooley
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Lovers never want to say "I love you" at the same moment. Hence all the love stories. -- Mason Cooley
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Working cuts down on both folly and wisdom. -- Mason Cooley
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After a moment of shrinking back, we domesticate the grotesque. -- Mason Cooley
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The lover as baby is a less troubling idea than the baby as lover. -- Mason Cooley
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Death is hacking away at my address book and party lists. -- Mason Cooley
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The past is always waiting to entangle and deflect us. -- Mason Cooley
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At the dinner table, if you can't think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don't throw rolls, or chew on your napkin. -- Mason Cooley
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Moralists love to discourse on the hollowness of success; about the hollowness of failure they are silent. -- Mason Cooley
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Some crave grief like strong drink. -- Mason Cooley
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Nothing easier than to confuse busyness with goodness. -- Mason Cooley
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Reason enables us to get around in the world of ideas, but cannot prescribe our thoughts. -- Mason Cooley
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A sentimental aphorism is even more a surprise than a hard- boiled sonnet. -- Mason Cooley
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The beginning of self-knowledge: recognizing that your motives are the same as other people's. -- Mason Cooley
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The egg is the symbol of perfection. Do you want an egg? -- Mason Cooley
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The popping of bubblegum discourages the most determined lecher. -- Mason Cooley
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I am never more myself than in my self-betrayals. -- Mason Cooley
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In love, self-love is always at risk. -- Mason Cooley
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Aphorisms have never seduced anybody, but they have fooled some into considering themselves worldly-wise. -- Mason Cooley
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Not romance but companionship makes the happiness of daily life. -- Mason Cooley
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The modest youth somehow knows just what to do for the cameras. -- Mason Cooley
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In an aphorism, aptness counts for more than truth. -- Mason Cooley
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Young men preen. Old men scheme. -- Mason Cooley
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I seldom remember my father, but I sneeze and rub my nose the way he did. I also love my son with grief and anger, as he did. -- Mason Cooley
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If I want my time wasted, I'll waste it myself. -- Mason Cooley
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The suburbs: signs of life, but no proofs. -- Mason Cooley
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Life is the risk we cannot refuse. -- Mason Cooley
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The writer is always courted by invitations from the all-too- familiar. -- Mason Cooley
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If "there is no harm in asking," why guilt and fear when we do so? -- Mason Cooley
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The educated can listen impassively to almost anything. -- Mason Cooley
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Mild brown eyes beckon me to the past, but memory provides no clue. -- Mason Cooley
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The lion cares less about being king of the beasts than about finding his dinner. -- Mason Cooley
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I reject all evidence that my fabulous beloved is an ordinary person who worries, watches TV, and has bouts of indigestion. -- Mason Cooley
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Metaphysics keeps surviving its obituaries. -- Mason Cooley
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Weakness is a better teacher than strength. Weakness must learn to understand the obstacles that strength brushes aside. -- Mason Cooley
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In the city, nudity means something; in the wild, it just exists. -- Mason Cooley
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All the powers of imagination combine in hypochondria. -- Mason Cooley
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Oblivion waits without beckoning or threatening. -- Mason Cooley
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A theology whose god is a metaphor is wasting its time. -- Mason Cooley
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The past goes right on pulling me apart, though I can scarcely remember the people or the issues. -- Mason Cooley
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In the labyrinth of a difficult text, we find unmarked forks in the path, detours, blind alleys, loops that deliver us back to our point of entry, and finally the monster who whispers an unintelligible truth in our ears. -- Mason Cooley
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Complaining is the favorite pastime of millions. -- Mason Cooley
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Compassion brings us to a stop, and for a moment we rise above ourselves. -- Mason Cooley
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To be thoroughly modern, an aphorism should trail off vaguely rather than coming to a point. -- Mason Cooley
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I dream of vague shapes that hint of my heart's desire. -- Mason Cooley
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The only peace is being out of earshot. -- Mason Cooley
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As a comforter, philosophy cannot compete with a good dinner. -- Mason Cooley
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Fastidious taste makes enjoyment a struggle. -- Mason Cooley
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As a youth, I sought out decadence; as an elder, I try to avoid decay. -- Mason Cooley
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Procrastination and impatience form a system of checks and balances. -- Mason Cooley
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When love ends, the beloved is no longer standing on a pedestal, but in a hole. -- Mason Cooley
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Children now expect their parents to audition for approval. -- Mason Cooley
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The poor live slow and hard; the rich, fast and easy. The rest of us shuffle along as we may. -- Mason Cooley
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The nature of language may determine what most people say, but I always speak my own meaning. -- Mason Cooley
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Our detachments move us toward freedom and death. -- Mason Cooley
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Desire is wakeful; satisfaction dozes. -- Mason Cooley
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Narcissus weeps to find that his Image does not return his love. -- Mason Cooley
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My strengths make me contemptuous. My weaknesses make me charitable. -- Mason Cooley
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Yawns are hard to refute. -- Mason Cooley
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The familiar changes as we cling to it. -- Mason Cooley
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Asceticism without religion is just another way of cultivating peculiar sensations. -- Mason Cooley
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After an argument, silence may mean acceptance or the continuation of resistance by other means. -- Mason Cooley
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Great talkers are trying to fill the gap between themselves and others, but only widen it. -- Mason Cooley
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Without the blessing of cowardice, the world would long since have been torn to bits. -- Mason Cooley
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Good advice is never as helpful as an interest-free loan. -- Mason Cooley
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The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness. -- Mason Cooley
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Complainers rule out happiness, mentioning it only as something lost. -- Mason Cooley
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The lazy manage to keep up with the earth's rotation just as well as the industrious. -- Mason Cooley
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Mars and Venus are at it again. This time, Hephaestus is standing by with a private detective, a photographer, and a lawyer. -- Mason Cooley
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Astrology: do we make a hullabaloo among the stars, or do they make a hullabaloo down here? -- Mason Cooley
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Not even self-love can always be counted on for support. -- Mason Cooley
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My intentions go one way, my desires another. Thus I feel both self-indulgent and deprived. -- Mason Cooley
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The novelty we want is always close to the familiar. -- Mason Cooley
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Alone, I am drunk on my thoughts; in company, I am sober again. -- Mason Cooley
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Aphorisms may equivocate, but they must not wobble. -- Mason Cooley
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The lyric deals with love and sorrow, the aphorism with contradiction and deceit. -- Mason Cooley
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Finding a thought for an aphorism is not hard. Putting a kink in its tail is the hard part. -- Mason Cooley
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The aphorism: a platitude that swerves, or slides all the way around. -- Mason Cooley
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Aphorisms know the angles, but not the structure. -- Mason Cooley
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The aphorism sometimes casts off cynicism and expresses strong feeling. -- Mason Cooley
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An aphorism that does not score is just one more sentence. -- Mason Cooley
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Your flattery is as full of contempt as your insults were. -- Mason Cooley
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Expenditure now attracts fame as conquest once did. -- Mason Cooley
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The limitations of pleasure cannot be overcome by more pleasure. -- Mason Cooley
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Travelling, I worry about luggage, prices, and strange food. At home, I am free to broaden my mind by thinking about the higher things. -- Mason Cooley
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Forgetting and remembering are governed by laws, but we cannot find out what they are. -- Mason Cooley
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Loving, not the beloved, is the joy of love. The beloved, knowing this, most resolutely declines to be grateful. -- Mason Cooley
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Writing an upbeat aphorism is a temptation, but decorum forbids. -- Mason Cooley
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Few artists can afford artistic temperament. -- Mason Cooley
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Somehow the body keeps life going despite the ravaging negations of the mind. -- Mason Cooley
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As soon as I hear of a right, I want it. -- Mason Cooley
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The etiquette of romantic love is as elaborate as that surrounding the Emperor of China. -- Mason Cooley
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When I am bored with myself, I try to find someone to listen to me. -- Mason Cooley
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My love grows wide and shallow in an effort to spread my losses. -- Mason Cooley
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To win hearts, smile kindly on people's weaknesses. -- Mason Cooley
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The beginning sets the rules. -- Mason Cooley
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'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.' -- Mason Cooley
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I pursue pleasure, but stingily, suspiciously. -- Mason Cooley
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The same old thing
even if it's champagne
is still the same old thing. -- Mason Cooley
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Without a little negligence, life would be intolerable. -- Mason Cooley
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Whether I give to a beggar or not, his existence puts me in the wrong. -- Mason Cooley
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Every representation, even of an orgy, is a sublimation. -- Mason Cooley
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A sense of absurdity interferes with my efforts to appear venerable. -- Mason Cooley
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The smile of a politician is strong and friendly, but noncommittal. -- Mason Cooley
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The wretchedness of failure is the great attraction of success. -- Mason Cooley
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Health foods make promises that only the Second Coming could fulfill. -- Mason Cooley
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Love Songs Now: Fewer broken hearts, more sexual misery. -- Mason Cooley
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People often imagine that being hard to please confers a certain superiority. -- Mason Cooley
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Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. -- Mason Cooley
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After sixty, the self-questioning of middle age is obsolete. -- Mason Cooley
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Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. -- Mason Cooley
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To love a fool is a misfortune, but does not make one a fool. -- Mason Cooley
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Anyone who feels like a fool has made a good beginning. -- Mason Cooley
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Shaw writes as if it were always midday. -- Mason Cooley
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Only the strong and the hopeful are able to revolt. -- Mason Cooley
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The beloved is the ultimate fetish. -- Mason Cooley
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The noisy vacancy of youth, the quiet vacancy of age. -- Mason Cooley
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At retirement, switching from "I must" to "I want" leaves me puzzled and uneasy. -- Mason Cooley
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Rage against the world, if you like, but quietly, or the Guardians will awake. -- Mason Cooley
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Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences. -- Mason Cooley
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Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. -- Mason Cooley
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Cheerfulness is a policy; happiness is a talent. -- Mason Cooley
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Prudence suspects that happiness is a bait set by risk. -- Mason Cooley
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The powerless worship Luck and Fate. -- Mason Cooley
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Unlike the ambiguity of life, the ambiguity of language does reach a limit. -- Mason Cooley
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Creativity is not a substitute for competence. -- Mason Cooley
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Like other secret lovers, many speak mockingly about popular culture to conceal their passion for it. -- Mason Cooley
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Malice is always authentic and sincere. -- Mason Cooley
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If you do not throw in a few promises of better things to come, gloomy one, I am going to take you back to the library. -- Mason Cooley
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The vices of youth now exceed my powers, but not my fancy. -- Mason Cooley
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Clouds of flavors and savors float around the thing-in-itself. -- Mason Cooley
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Reason argues the case, but fact may determine the judgment. -- Mason Cooley
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Either offer me something I really like, or stop trying to tempt me. -- Mason Cooley
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A blunt statement can be as false as any other. -- Mason Cooley
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Analysis is more likely to adjust evidence than to adjust itself. -- Mason Cooley
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I have a special grudge against those who have the same faults as I do. -- Mason Cooley
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Violence stops thought. Hence its popularity as a pain-killer. -- Mason Cooley
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Everything changes as it is written down. -- Mason Cooley
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Disobedient parents are a great trouble to their children. -- Mason Cooley
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One who can find lemons sweet and grapes sour is ready for Dame Fortune. -- Mason Cooley
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Great men wait for the right moment to abandon caution. The rest of us abandon it when impatience becomes too much for us. -- Mason Cooley
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Conformity makes everything easier, if you can still breathe. -- Mason Cooley
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The negative always wins at last, but I like it none the better for that. -- Mason Cooley
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Adversity can strengthen us if it does not go on too long. -- Mason Cooley
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Listening to people keeps them entertained. -- Mason Cooley
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The Insignificance of Man is a congenial theme; my own insignificance is a sore point. -- Mason Cooley
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Every path to a new understanding begins in confusion ... -- Mason Cooley
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As every cockroach knows, thriving on poisons is the secret of success. -- Mason Cooley
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Always assume that a lucky hit will not be repeated. -- Mason Cooley
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Young poets bewail the passing of love; old poets, the passing of time. There is surprisingly little difference. -- Mason Cooley
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If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements. -- Mason Cooley
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In psychoanalysis, only the fee is exactly what it seems to be. -- Mason Cooley
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The Simple Life is not a simple life. -- Mason Cooley
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Ladies and gentlemen are supposed to be looked after by others, like children and pets. -- Mason Cooley
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Money: power at its most liquid. -- Mason Cooley
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I feel disappointed, but I don't remember just what I expected. -- Mason Cooley
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My obsessions used to be my protectors, but now they have taken me prisoner. -- Mason Cooley
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No use saying necessity is making a mistake. -- Mason Cooley
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Sacred or not, sacrifice is an ugly business. -- Mason Cooley
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I would like to be a figment of my own imagination, but belly and bowels will not permit. -- Mason Cooley
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If we knew enough, fortune would turn out to be nature. -- Mason Cooley
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Money is to my social existence what health is to my body. -- Mason Cooley
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I am invigorated by work, wasted by pleasure. -- Mason Cooley
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Now that I see you understand me so well, I will avoid you. -- Mason Cooley
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Paradox likes contradictions with exits. -- Mason Cooley
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The ninety percent of human experience that does not fit into established narrative patterns falls into oblivion. -- Mason Cooley
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Inconsistency has been overpraised by people who do not expect to suffer from it. -- Mason Cooley
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Politicians love change, but of details only. -- Mason Cooley
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Joy goes as deep as sorrow, but leaves less of itself behind. -- Mason Cooley
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The greater the privilege, the more hidden the arrogance. The Emperor of China need not exist. -- Mason Cooley
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Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know. -- Mason Cooley
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Addicts turn their pleasures into vengeful Gods. -- Mason Cooley
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Sometimes I discover I have changed my mind because I have forgotten what I used to think. -- Mason Cooley
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Profusion gives pleasure up to a point; then we become squeamish. -- Mason Cooley
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Anybody can lead a frivolous life. A frivolous writer, however, must have taste and intelligence. -- Mason Cooley
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Pessimists fear becoming the dupes of Hope. Optimists enjoy Hope's company, and consider being duped no great matter. -- Mason Cooley
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I win on my merits; my opponents win by cheating. -- Mason Cooley
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Passion impels our deeds; ideology supplies the explanations. -- Mason Cooley
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I keep eating for fear I will be hungry. -- Mason Cooley
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When a paradox is widely believed, it is no longer recognized as a paradox. -- Mason Cooley
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Fortuna smiles and frowns according to a timetable surprising even to herself. -- Mason Cooley
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I would be glad to worship success if I could find her. -- Mason Cooley
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Being charming takes time and effort, and I am busy. -- Mason Cooley
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Fulfillment is often more trouble than it is worth. -- Mason Cooley
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Disappointment proves that expectations were mistaken. -- Mason Cooley
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The aphorism wants to be at the same time both main line and off beat. -- Mason Cooley
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Women encourage men to be childish, then scold them. -- Mason Cooley
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Moderation shifts when extremes do. -- Mason Cooley
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I am often attracted to people with whom I could not hold a five minute conversation. -- Mason Cooley
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Do not wait for a reason to be happy. -- Mason Cooley
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Theory can leave questions unanswered, but practice has to come up with something. -- Mason Cooley
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At sixty, I would like to give my future back its vistas of uncertainty. -- Mason Cooley
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Everyone values the good nature of a man with a gun. -- Mason Cooley
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If you should ever acknowledge my existence, I plan to snub you. -- Mason Cooley
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After rejection - misery, then thoughts of revenge, and finally, oh well, another try elsewhere. -- Mason Cooley
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Keep your lies short and simple. -- Mason Cooley
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The more powerless people are, the longer they are kept waiting. -- Mason Cooley
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The Ancient Mariner seizes the guest at the wedding feast and will not let go until he has told all his story: the prototype of the bore. -- Mason Cooley
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Amateurs believe their enthusiasm will suffice. -- Mason Cooley
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An academic dialect is perfected when its terms are hard to understand and refer only to one another. -- Mason Cooley
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Boredom strives to detach, but finds itself stuck. -- Mason Cooley
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Drunks conjure an endless drama from their bottles. -- Mason Cooley
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Innovation violates tradition
attacks it in public and steals from it in private. -- Mason Cooley
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Love begins with an image; lust with a sensation. -- Mason Cooley
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An old man drinks tea and reads the newspaper
forgetting age for a moment. -- Mason Cooley
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Getting ready: the show girl scratches her breast and shakes out her feathers. -- Mason Cooley
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The Media: bold sex and violence, timid politics and morals. -- Mason Cooley
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Clothes make the body both mysterious and historical. -- Mason Cooley
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Skepticism may undermine beliefs, but never belief. -- Mason Cooley
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Simplicity is a strict taskmaster. -- Mason Cooley
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The young break rules for fun. The old for profit. -- Mason Cooley
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When love ends, we cry out against destiny. When friendship ends, we cry out against our friend. -- Mason Cooley
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Boredom, not the will, is the mother of change. Necessity is the father. -- Mason Cooley
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When I try to portray to myself my heart's desire, nothing happens. -- Mason Cooley
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The present necessarily betrays the past. -- Mason Cooley
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Death is always there, just beneath the surface. -- Mason Cooley
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We often disguise our reflexes as deliberate actions. -- Mason Cooley
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Strict rules of evidence would destroy psychoanalysis and literary criticism. -- Mason Cooley
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Outside literature, high-flown sentiments are merely exasperating. -- Mason Cooley
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My noisy denunciation trails off in doubt. -- Mason Cooley
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In love as in art, good technique helps. -- Mason Cooley
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Truth usually stammers at first. -- Mason Cooley
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After I have said what is required by my vanity and my morality, I may find a moment for Truth. -- Mason Cooley
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Since we hate the same people, we should be friends. -- Mason Cooley
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Reclusive? The inner city will secure your privacy better than any desert cave. -- Mason Cooley
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Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted. -- Mason Cooley
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No chaos, no creation. Evidence: the kitchen at mealtime. -- Mason Cooley
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Many think that assigning blame settles matters. -- Mason Cooley
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Intelligence in isolation turns to aimless marauding. -- Mason Cooley
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Reputation runs behind the current state of affairs. -- Mason Cooley
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Power makes gods. Virtue makes martyrs. -- Mason Cooley
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Wealth makes the laws that poverty must obey. -- Mason Cooley
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Sexual attraction pairs people, but does not match them. -- Mason Cooley
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The rich are happier than we are, and should be. -- Mason Cooley
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Art seduces, but does not exploit. -- Mason Cooley
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In the present age, a man with harmonious ideas is regarded as out of touch. -- Mason Cooley
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Well-behaved: he always speaks as if his mother might be listening. -- Mason Cooley
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An illicit love affair seems sweetly old-fashioned in the age of one night stands and orgies. -- Mason Cooley
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Pornography does not inspire violence, but you can break a leg trying to imitate it. -- Mason Cooley
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Glamour looks eloquent but seldom talks. -- Mason Cooley
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An insult angers me. Being ignored crushes me. -- Mason Cooley
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Literary tradition is full of lies about poverty-the jolly beggar, the poor but happy milkmaid, the wholesome diet of porridge, etc. -- Mason Cooley
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Fame is fickle, but Obscurity is usually faithful to the end. -- Mason Cooley
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Even the most fickle are faithful to a few bad habits. -- Mason Cooley
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Every declaration of love contains an unstated list of exceptions and demands. -- Mason Cooley
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No need to be sentimental to mourn the loss of Paradise. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-inflicted misery smirks under its crown of thorns. -- Mason Cooley
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Nobody knows the trouble I've seen: even less, the trouble I've successfully avoided. -- Mason Cooley
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If we think about the obvious long enough, it dissolves. -- Mason Cooley
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General statements omit what we really want to know. Example: some horses run faster than others. -- Mason Cooley
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Most of my decisions in life seem absent-minded but inevitable. -- Mason Cooley
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Literary criticism now is all pranks and polemics. -- Mason Cooley
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Prudence does not make people happy; it merely deprives them of the excitement of being constantly in trouble. -- Mason Cooley
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Insecurity is not just a state of mind. -- Mason Cooley
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Manly men and womanly women are still here but feeling nervous. -- Mason Cooley
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A moment of eloquence enthralls us. An hour's worth leaves us stupefied. -- Mason Cooley
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Sometimes I dread loneliness more than bores. Other times, the reverse. -- Mason Cooley
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Faith of the bore: everything is worth saying. -- Mason Cooley
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To gain a reputation for virtue, grieve over those you injure. -- Mason Cooley
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Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows. -- Mason Cooley
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Even a cow creates ambiguous signifiers. The moo of mystery. -- Mason Cooley
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Since events are not metaphors, the literal-minded have a certain advantage in dealing with them. -- Mason Cooley
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Methodology is applied ideology. -- Mason Cooley
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A fastidious taste is best indoors, away from nature and the city. -- Mason Cooley
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An ardent lover often makes a cold friend. -- Mason Cooley
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You know you're in love when you stop comparing. -- Mason Cooley
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I am open-minded on all questions I care nothing about. -- Mason Cooley
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My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet. -- Mason Cooley
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Like love, destruction can be ecstatic. -- Mason Cooley
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The telephone gives us the happiness of being together yet safely apart. -- Mason Cooley
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You are as happy as you think you are, but not necessarily as miserable as you imagine. -- Mason Cooley
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Health can be squandered, but not stored up. -- Mason Cooley
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An event is not over until everyone is tired of talking about it. -- Mason Cooley
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For some, bottles of liquor gleam like the towers of Eldorado. -- Mason Cooley
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I criticize myself ruthlessly, but never mention the faults of which I am truly ashamed. -- Mason Cooley
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I dream of summing everything up in the greatest sentence ever written. -- Mason Cooley
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Eagerness to please attracts bullies and bores. -- Mason Cooley
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I have forgiven you. Nevertheless, begone! -- Mason Cooley
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Mistakes are the only universal form of originality. -- Mason Cooley
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Work at first rescues us, then ravages us. -- Mason Cooley
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The Lady: a fluty voice, sensible shoes, a melancholy sense of living by rules few still remember. -- Mason Cooley
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Victimization has its privileges, and I want some. -- Mason Cooley
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Futility has become a great subject, full of opportunities. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-esteem is not based on itself. -- Mason Cooley
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Comedy is hostile to profundity, and brings everything to the surface. -- Mason Cooley
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Eccentricity: strength of character doubling back on itself. -- Mason Cooley
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Everyone fears and courts his own demon. -- Mason Cooley
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Rules that are never violated cease to be recognized as Rules. -- Mason Cooley
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Lovers always believe one another's sleight-of-hand tricks. -- Mason Cooley
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When a modest man praises himself, people listen. -- Mason Cooley
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Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices. -- Mason Cooley
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Studying the past may suggest new ways of going wrong. -- Mason Cooley
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Every few years something new breaks into the circle of my thoughts. -- Mason Cooley
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Masks are what they seem to be; not so the faces beneath them. -- Mason Cooley
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Observe decorum, and it will open a path to morality. -- Mason Cooley
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God has replaced sex as the unmentionable. -- Mason Cooley
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I was once in love with books. Now they go their way and I go mine. -- Mason Cooley
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Facts do not give advice. -- Mason Cooley
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Reason cannot break out of its own loop. -- Mason Cooley
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To make a thought my own, I must think it often. -- Mason Cooley
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Heroes are born to be troublemakers. -- Mason Cooley
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The tranquility of my room partakes too much of Forest Lawn. -- Mason Cooley
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Contempt for others, like masturbation, is best as a secret pleasure. -- Mason Cooley
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Never ask a bore a question. -- Mason Cooley
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Vicarious living is only slightly less impossible than vicarious eating. -- Mason Cooley
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As I criss-cross the city hurrying, I feel always the unchanging cold beneath the pavement. -- Mason Cooley
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Sincerity: willingness to spend one's own money. -- Mason Cooley
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Comedy defends the commonplace; tragedy explodes it. -- Mason Cooley
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In ethics, prudence is not an important virtue, but in the world it is almost everything. -- Mason Cooley
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Street sign: Ho Hum Road & Easy Street In retirement, I look for days off from my days off. -- Mason Cooley
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Change often makes accepted customs into crimes. -- Mason Cooley
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Every life has a love story, even though the beloved may be imaginary, or a cat. -- Mason Cooley
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The Enlightenment needs more shadow; the Romantic Movement less. -- Mason Cooley
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Few friendships could survive the moodiness of love affairs. -- Mason Cooley
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Families in which nothing is ever discussed usually have a lot not to discuss. -- Mason Cooley
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Eccentricity gives misfits a way of fitting in. -- Mason Cooley
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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. -- Mason Cooley
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Sorrow also fulfills Desire. Example: the Soaps. -- Mason Cooley
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Aimless drifting also fulfills an intention. -- Mason Cooley
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I am kept in bondage by the moles of my beloved. -- Mason Cooley
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Sloth, not ill-will, makes me unjust. -- Mason Cooley
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It is not confused. We are. -- Mason Cooley
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I resist change even as I call for it. -- Mason Cooley
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Reversing a proposition rearranges its terms, but still keeps out new terms. -- Mason Cooley
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The privacy of reading frees us to entertain the alien. -- Mason Cooley
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A yawn is more disconcerting than a contradiction. -- Mason Cooley
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In the street, the gaze of desire is furtive or menacing. -- Mason Cooley
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Freedom is the moment between sleep and waking before selfhood and the world return. -- Mason Cooley
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Alone, I am satisfied with myself. With others, I am beset by troubling comparisons. -- Mason Cooley
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With age, I have become both more pious and more shameless. -- Mason Cooley
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Shameless: Punish me for my desire if you will. It burns still. -- Mason Cooley
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Early every morning an old woman goes to the market to curse a grocery clerk, who curses back. -- Mason Cooley
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Nonsense is socially OK, but not stupidity. -- Mason Cooley
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Don Juan tries not to see the skeptical winks that greet his boasting. -- Mason Cooley
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Altruism is for those who cannot endure their desires. -- Mason Cooley
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Posterity
the forlorn child of nineteenth century optimism
grows ever harder to conceive. -- Mason Cooley
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Vulgarity is innocent; urbanity is not. -- Mason Cooley
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Scholars dream of finding small facts pregnant with great progeny. -- Mason Cooley
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My taking a seat on the Council of the Fathers caused a desperate fluttering among my ghosts. -- Mason Cooley
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People are reluctant to cite boredom as grounds for divorce. -- Mason Cooley
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My nostalgia is for the impossible. -- Mason Cooley
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You are so tactful that I have no idea what you want. -- Mason Cooley
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Bad faith likes discourse on friendship and loyalty. -- Mason Cooley
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My ambition in life: to become successful enough to resume my career as a neurasthenic. -- Mason Cooley
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The young are just as opinionated as the old, but have more exciting things to do than sit around airing their opinions all day. -- Mason Cooley
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Modern thought does not offer consolations, but upsets. -- Mason Cooley
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The power of lying is much less than the power of what is not to be discussed. -- Mason Cooley
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Our vices are attempts to combine self-medication and enjoyment. -- Mason Cooley
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I am now old enough to make common cause with my predecessors against my successors. -- Mason Cooley
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When you can't figure out what to do, it's time for a nap. -- Mason Cooley
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Tolerance is a placid contempt. -- Mason Cooley
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Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris. -- Mason Cooley
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I love you is the inscription on Pandora's box. -- Mason Cooley
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Adrenalin dispels boredom. Run, you sufferers from ennui! Run for your lives! -- Mason Cooley
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Beware of wallflowers. They expect to have everything done for them. -- Mason Cooley
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Wisdom knows when to return death's embrace. -- Mason Cooley
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Art chooses its constraints. -- Mason Cooley
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Expensive advertising courts us with hints and images. The ordinary kind merely says, Buy. -- Mason Cooley
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Sincerity guarantees nothing but itself. -- Mason Cooley
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Pleasure usually comes when called, but not happiness. -- Mason Cooley
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Sentimentality is the respect the cold-hearted pay to feeling. -- Mason Cooley
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The Muses inspire art and pretend not to notice when Mammon buys it. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-pity dries up our sympathy for others. -- Mason Cooley
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Many have attempted unnatural acts, but Nature has always shown the way. -- Mason Cooley
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Originality is in the eye of the beholder. -- Mason Cooley
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Romance is tempestuous. Love is calm. -- Mason Cooley
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Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused. -- Mason Cooley
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The power of the past does not depend on our knowledge of it. -- Mason Cooley
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Realism absorbs the ideal by adding a few small imperfections. Example: it paints a few specks of mud on the white gown of the Lady in the Garden. -- Mason Cooley
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Arrogance rides triumphantly through the gates, barely glancing at the old woman about to cut the rope and spring shut the trap. -- Mason Cooley
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Regret for wasted time is more wasted time -- Mason Cooley
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Laughter and tears may not persuade, but they cannot be refuted. -- Mason Cooley
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Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience. -- Mason Cooley
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Travelers never think that they are the foreigners. -- Mason Cooley
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I keep renaming my motives, but continue doing the same things. -- Mason Cooley
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Kafka: cries of helplessness in twenty powerful volumes. -- Mason Cooley
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Office politics are bloody-minded, but weak on content. -- Mason Cooley
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The nudes of art are not so distant from pornography as prudish pedants pretend. -- Mason Cooley
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Sleaze is a point by point refutation of elegance. -- Mason Cooley
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Attacking a belief can be the first step toward embracing it. -- Mason Cooley
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My mother's mild-eyed sadness looks at me from the eyes of those I love. -- Mason Cooley
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In describing someone's character, I reveal my own. -- Mason Cooley
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My mind is led astray by every faint rustle. -- Mason Cooley
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Opportunity often goes begging. Luck, never. -- Mason Cooley
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Magic lives in curves, not angles. -- Mason Cooley
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If I can't serve as a role model, let me serve as a warning. -- Mason Cooley
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Abyss-mongering makes professors and poets feel daring. -- Mason Cooley
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What's the good of being stoical if nobody notices? -- Mason Cooley
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Originality finds the unexpected but inevitable next step. -- Mason Cooley
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Sometimes the given seems like something taken away. -- Mason Cooley
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Boredom and fear keep us working and obeying the laws. -- Mason Cooley
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A quick smile is more seductive than a slinky dress. -- Mason Cooley
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The closeups of pornography make human genitals look like undiscovered prehistoric animals. -- Mason Cooley
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A quiet fool can go undiscovered for a long time. -- Mason Cooley
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When money disappears, we soon understand the power of absence. -- Mason Cooley
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Courage, determination, and hard work are all very nice, but not so nice as an oil well in the back yard. -- Mason Cooley
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Every perversion has survived many tests of its capabilities. -- Mason Cooley
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Stutters and snorts are meaningful but not usually referential. -- Mason Cooley
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Rebuttals never alter desire. -- Mason Cooley
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Wisdom has lost repute because it so often applies to a state of affairs that no longer exists. -- Mason Cooley
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The interest in Wisdom is fading. Soon there will not be enough left to support the aphorism, even though it tries to amuse by half-mocking the Wisdom it propounds. -- Mason Cooley
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Truth is a necessary phantom. -- Mason Cooley
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Don't sacrifice yourself for me. I will not be grateful. -- Mason Cooley
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Regretting the past does not prevent me from repeating it. -- Mason Cooley
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My mother wanted to shrink from my clinging, but did not. -- Mason Cooley
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In the game of love, the losers are more celebrated than the winners. -- Mason Cooley
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I trust you because I need you. -- Mason Cooley
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Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. -- Mason Cooley
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The man in the street is always a stranger. -- Mason Cooley
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Nature knows no difference between weeds and flowers. -- Mason Cooley
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A free spirit must be able to surmount anxiety time after time. -- Mason Cooley
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The banker rubs his nose, thinking of his cat stalking something on the lawn. -- Mason Cooley
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Good deal: justice for you, mercy for me. -- Mason Cooley
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Perhaps fortunately, no one has ever found out what it would be like to have all his wishes fulfilled. -- Mason Cooley
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Boredom is the only sure cure for neurosis. -- Mason Cooley
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Wisdom is founded on memory; happiness on forgetfulness. -- Mason Cooley
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I really like life, don't you? There's nothing else quite like it. -- Mason Cooley
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Leisure unmasks our weaknesses. -- Mason Cooley
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I must like my profession, since I can hardly distinguish myself from it. -- Mason Cooley
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Paradise endangered: garden snakes and mice are appearing in the shadowy corners of Dutch Old Master paintings. -- Mason Cooley
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Generosity knows how to count, but refrains. -- Mason Cooley
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The writer considers sayability before anything else. -- Mason Cooley
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Spirituality now wanders from sex to drugs to art to revolution to violence
whatever seems to promise deliverance from the quotidian. -- Mason Cooley
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Age must give way to youth, no doubt. But not yet, not yet. -- Mason Cooley
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Think carefully before asking for justice. Mercy might be safer. -- Mason Cooley
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The right time to die is never exactly now. -- Mason Cooley
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Living alone is good for privacy, bad for full-scale cooking and moving heavy furniture. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-absorption intensifies isolation, but permits it to go unnoticed. -- Mason Cooley
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Pride sings and dances; humility sighs. -- Mason Cooley
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The transcendental promises a vacation from history. -- Mason Cooley
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A skyscraper is a boast in glass and steel. -- Mason Cooley
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Philosophy likes to keen common sense on the run. -- Mason Cooley
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The Puritan sours his pleasures by disguising them as duties. -- Mason Cooley
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My self-absorption warms me; yours boils me. -- Mason Cooley
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Suffering teaches us only that we suffer. Joy shows us which way to go. -- Mason Cooley
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Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little. -- Mason Cooley
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There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of them. -- Mason Cooley
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Often, when I want to consult my impulses, I cannot find them. -- Mason Cooley
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The tragic hero prefers death to prudence. The comedian prefers playing tricks to winning. Only the villain really plays to win. -- Mason Cooley
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Sulking is silent because speaking would reveal its folly. -- Mason Cooley
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Political correctness is driving machismo underground and recalling effeminacy from exile. -- Mason Cooley
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Every lover's lament has an element of boasting. -- Mason Cooley
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Placing the extraordinary at the center of the ordinary, as realism does, is a great comfort to us stay-at-homes. -- Mason Cooley
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Cynicism formulates issues clearly, but only to dismiss them. -- Mason Cooley
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If I had found the words I was looking for, I would not have read so much. -- Mason Cooley
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The New Right: kiss the bankers and spank the babies. -- Mason Cooley
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My regimen is lust and avarice for exercise, gluttony and sloth for relaxation. -- Mason Cooley
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When disaster waves, I try not to wave back. -- Mason Cooley
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I am plain-speaking out of both sides of my mouth. -- Mason Cooley
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Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one. -- Mason Cooley
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Sign at the orgy: BODIES ONLY. -- Mason Cooley
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It is hard to speak of sex without being clinical, brutal, or romantic. -- Mason Cooley
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The eros of advertising is lurid but not specific. -- Mason Cooley
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The critic roams through culture, looking for prey. -- Mason Cooley
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King Kong, Count Dracula, and the Phantom of the Opera are just looking for love, like the rest of us. -- Mason Cooley
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Some marriages depend on domestic arguments the way the courts depend on litigation. -- Mason Cooley
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People invent gods to explain their suffering. -- Mason Cooley
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Children consider disliking their parents natural, but if the dislike is returned, they are outraged. -- Mason Cooley
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I am no longer in love, but I still have my jealousy. -- Mason Cooley
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Successful innovations become conventions. -- Mason Cooley
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The nonsense that charms is close to sense. -- Mason Cooley
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Falling in love is the right adventure for those who dislike sports and travel. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-hatred and self-love are equally self-centered. -- Mason Cooley
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The modernist writers found despair inspirational. -- Mason Cooley
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The rich are never as possessed by their riches as the poor are by their poverty. -- Mason Cooley
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Carnal knowledge is as forgettable as the other kinds. -- Mason Cooley
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Like other high subjects, the Law gives no ground to common sense. -- Mason Cooley
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Hope, and hopelessness, persist despite the facts. -- Mason Cooley
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The world needs an enema. -- Mason Cooley
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Commerce is greedy. Ideology is blood-thirsty. -- Mason Cooley
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Why do we never expect dull people to be rascals? -- Mason Cooley
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Nostalgia keeps dissolving the ironic narratives in which I have contained my past. -- Mason Cooley
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The muse is blind as Cupid and skittish as Diana. -- Mason Cooley
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Against classical philosophy: thinking about eternity or the immensity of the universe does not lessen my unhappiness. -- Mason Cooley
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Robert Frost: plain, strong, simple, and mean. -- Mason Cooley
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Sensuality takes planning and work. -- Mason Cooley
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Which is the supplement? Fantasy or daily routine? -- Mason Cooley
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My neglected duties crowd around me in my dreams, murmuring. -- Mason Cooley
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Some subjects come up suddenly in our speech and cannot be silenced. -- Mason Cooley
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Consensus is usually made possible by vague language and shallow commitments. -- Mason Cooley
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I do not regret the folly of my youth, but the timidity. -- Mason Cooley
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Flatter me, but delicately, please, for I am fastidious. -- Mason Cooley
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My father was a patriarch inside a matriarchy, but never knew it. -- Mason Cooley
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Emblem: the carapace of the great crowned snail is painted with all the flags of the United Nations. -- Mason Cooley
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Without asceticism, self-indulgence would be insignificant. -- Mason Cooley
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Outside books, we avoid colorful characters. -- Mason Cooley
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Maxims are sharp-edged half-truths. -- Mason Cooley
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Literature gives us a memory of lives we did not lead. -- Mason Cooley
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In middle age, going naked contributes little to public enjoyment. -- Mason Cooley
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The truths I shun follow me, mumbling. -- Mason Cooley
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The winner gives up his chance to be a good sport. -- Mason Cooley
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If I could do my life over, I would try to cleanse at least my pleasures of self-pity. -- Mason Cooley
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Avant-garde art jousts with propriety, but takes care never to unseat it. -- Mason Cooley
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In the great cities, winter glitters with art and feasting. But poetry, the country cousin, sees only the dearth of the fields. -- Mason Cooley
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Men and women would be even more unhappy if they really understood one another. -- Mason Cooley
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Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi. -- Mason Cooley
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Tears are great peace-makers. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-reform is the only kind that works. -- Mason Cooley
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At sixty, I know little more about wisdom than I did at thirty, but I know a great deal more about folly. -- Mason Cooley
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The more learned a writer, the more digression beckons him. -- Mason Cooley
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Even in the midst of love-making, writers are working on the description. -- Mason Cooley
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Middle age went by while I was mourning for my lost youth. -- Mason Cooley
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Fortuna likes to find a crowd and follow it. -- Mason Cooley
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Dieting is our last tie with asceticism. -- Mason Cooley
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Thoughts can be revised. Deeds cannot. -- Mason Cooley
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Flattery has to overcome my mistrust, and it does. -- Mason Cooley
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Trust, but look for the exits. -- Mason Cooley
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I do not remember joy or sorrow in childhood, but listening for clues. -- Mason Cooley
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Lonely people keep up a ceaseless flow of commentary on themselves. -- Mason Cooley
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Affection reproaches, but does not denounce. -- Mason Cooley
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Couples who come to understand one another often part. -- Mason Cooley
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Of course I want to be good, but that may not be to your advantage. -- Mason Cooley
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In new situations, I look carefully at appearances. In familiar ones, I glance. -- Mason Cooley
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As I review my life, I feel I must have missed the point, either then or now. -- Mason Cooley
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Logic and fact keep interfering with the easy flow of conversation. -- Mason Cooley
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Victorian sorrow: the stars are winking in the sky, but not for us. -- Mason Cooley
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Smiling half-reluctance seems to promise more than the frankest gesture of desire. -- Mason Cooley
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When courtesy fails, be nasty, brutish, and short. -- Mason Cooley
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The older we become, the more certain our future. -- Mason Cooley
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We are prepared for insults, but compliments leave us baffled. -- Mason Cooley
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Age: I go slower as time goes faster. -- Mason Cooley
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Dirty old men, ignoring society, continue to follow nature. -- Mason Cooley
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Inevitably, almost everything we say is either quotation or paraphrase. -- Mason Cooley
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I gulp down my pleasures, chew over my miseries. -- Mason Cooley
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Photography knows how to authenticate its misrepresentations. -- Mason Cooley
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Every good time that goes on too long turns into a hell. -- Mason Cooley
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Jealousy is inconsolable because it cannot know the beloved -- Mason Cooley
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To succeed, find the right rut and stay with it. -- Mason Cooley
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A neurotic can neither enjoy his illusions nor give them up. -- Mason Cooley
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Antagonistic cooperation is the principle of all markets and many marriages. -- Mason Cooley
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With age, comfort becomes more seductive than beauty. -- Mason Cooley
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Language is the friendliest of the things from which we cannot escape. -- Mason Cooley
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To remain mysterious, say little and do nothing. -- Mason Cooley
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Money gives me more energy than all the Granola bars in the world. -- Mason Cooley
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Wit saves us from being swallowed whole by life. -- Mason Cooley
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Few things are worth doing perfectly. -- Mason Cooley
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Unconditional love is a lofty ideal, but unconditional hate is a fact well documented by history. -- Mason Cooley
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When my expectations are exactly fulfilled, I feel that something uncanny has happened. -- Mason Cooley
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The wisdom of age: don't stop walking. -- Mason Cooley
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Style disdains comfort and is always ready to sacrifice virtue. -- Mason Cooley
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In adding up her assets, the ambitious lady calculated the worth of her beautiful body as coldly as everything else. -- Mason Cooley
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Faith prefers the absurd to the plausible. -- Mason Cooley
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There is a line between a definite maybe and an indefinite yes. -- Mason Cooley
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Old age learns about less after a lifetime of more. -- Mason Cooley
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In a strange city, I connect through food and fantasy. -- Mason Cooley
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Old photograph: amid the set poses of her family, a young girl smiles and raises her hand a little. -- Mason Cooley
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I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly. -- Mason Cooley
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What I eat turns into my body. What I read turns into my mind. -- Mason Cooley
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A small boy puts his hand on the wall, and looks down intently as he wriggles his toes. The birth of thought? -- Mason Cooley
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A sympathetic look always makes me feel sorry for myself. -- Mason Cooley
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The desire to perform impedes conversation. -- Mason Cooley
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Children would die of terror if they knew the folly and ignorance of their caretakers. -- Mason Cooley
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Vice is a dreary business. And virtue is not a lot of fun, either. -- Mason Cooley
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Lovers remain in the dark, working hard to keep out daylight. -- Mason Cooley
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As the tenor roars his passion, I think sadly of my spreading middle, and his. -- Mason Cooley
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True self is the part of us that does not change when circumstances do. -- Mason Cooley
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A budget takes the fun out of money. -- Mason Cooley
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To appear well dressed, be skinny and tall. -- Mason Cooley
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The aftermath of joy is not usually more joy. -- Mason Cooley
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God may be a human creation, but He goes His way, not ours. -- Mason Cooley
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If you have no power, talk about your influence. If you have power, talk about the constraints that hem you in. -- Mason Cooley
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Don't stare into a mirror when you are trying to solve a problem. -- Mason Cooley
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People who abhor solitude may abhor company almost as much. -- Mason Cooley
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Cynicism is full of naive disappointments. -- Mason Cooley
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The real reality is always just around the corner. -- Mason Cooley
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Belief forages, moving from pasture to pasture. -- Mason Cooley
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The rich feel full of merit. -- Mason Cooley
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Sexual boredom is ousting sexual deviance as the problem. -- Mason Cooley
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Explanations comfort us by giving the impression that there is an order in things. -- Mason Cooley
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The Olympian gods cannot have grand passions because they cannot die. -- Mason Cooley
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Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-realization is a comedown from salvation, but still gives us something to hope for. -- Mason Cooley
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After Voltaire: envy is chained to the portico of the temple of glory and can neither enter nor leave. -- Mason Cooley
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If success is a habit, it is a hard one to acquire. -- Mason Cooley
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Literature may be false, but it is not trivial. -- Mason Cooley
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Deconstruction: peering suspiciously at the text, I wait for it to make a slip and betray itself. -- Mason Cooley
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The best hand always believes in playing by the rules. -- Mason Cooley
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God makes the covenant, and observes it as He pleases. -- Mason Cooley
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Innocence is thought charming because it offers delightful possibilities for exploitation. -- Mason Cooley
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Duty is whatever opposes inclination. -- Mason Cooley
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The unknowable creates the greatest controversies. -- Mason Cooley
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Rule of criticism: only attend to the shape, and the purpose will manifest itself. -- Mason Cooley
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Rereading, we find a new book -- Mason Cooley
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Stated clearly enough, an idea may cancel itself out. -- Mason Cooley
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People who behave at forty as they did at twenty must sometimes wonder why their charm is not working. -- Mason Cooley
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Why is it forbidden in New York to acknowledge the charm and beauty of Los Angeles? -- Mason Cooley
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Courage overrides self-doubt, but does not end it. -- Mason Cooley
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The higher the moral tone, the more suspect the speaker. -- Mason Cooley
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Writers mean more than they say and say more than they mean. -- Mason Cooley
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Genius knows where the questions are hidden. -- Mason Cooley
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As desire recedes, the world becomes clear, pale, and empty. -- Mason Cooley
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An imprudent enemy is less dangerous than an imprudent friend. -- Mason Cooley
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Liberal Doctrine: it is not children who misbehave, but parents. -- Mason Cooley
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Growth provides novel experiences for youth; decay the same, alas, for age. -- Mason Cooley
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Memory is imagination pinned down. -- Mason Cooley
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To be fulfilled, a prophecy needs lots of flexibility. -- Mason Cooley
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A restaurant with candles and flowers evokes more reveries than the Isle of Bali does. -- Mason Cooley
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Unlike other vices, cruelty, alas, is never boring. -- Mason Cooley
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A dirty mind is a rich inner resource. -- Mason Cooley
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Cheap thrill: moral outrage revels in its own innocence and in the guilt of the wicked Others. -- Mason Cooley
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Respectability is joining chastity in the museum of dead issues. -- Mason Cooley
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The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path. -- Mason Cooley
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Folly always knows the answer. -- Mason Cooley
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Pedagogical romances leave the mentor disgruntled, the pupil confused. -- Mason Cooley
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Charity does not like arithmetic; selfishness worships it. -- Mason Cooley
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To a suicide: You just poisoned the wrong person. -- Mason Cooley
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It's no good being exclusive if nobody wants in. -- Mason Cooley
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Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating. -- Mason Cooley
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If you belong to the underclass, you are already guilty. -- Mason Cooley
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If beggars do not hate the rest of us, they are even more abject than I had imagined. -- Mason Cooley
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The harp is an insipid instrument
no good for dancing, feasting, or marching, only for sitting primly in a parlor or on a cloud. -- Mason Cooley
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Funerals prove that someone is really gone. -- Mason Cooley
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Life is struggle and sleep. -- Mason Cooley
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Universal truths have become an embarrassment, but they won't quite go away. -- Mason Cooley
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New York is full of abandoned churches. A Godless city, but full of superstitions on every subject
art, money, sex, food, health. -- Mason Cooley
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Don't tell me it's raining when you're peeing on me! -- Mason Cooley
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Happiness is often hard-hearted. -- Mason Cooley
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Most reputations are not ruined but forgotten. -- Mason Cooley
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When my beloved arrives, I yawn. When my beloved departs, I weep. -- Mason Cooley
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Dancing and running shake up the chemistry of happiness. -- Mason Cooley
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Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you. -- Mason Cooley
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To Jane Austen, every fool is a treasure trove. -- Mason Cooley
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Experience teaches us, but we scarcely know what. -- Mason Cooley
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Neat trick: to be roused to ambition and reconciled to one's mediocrity at the same time. -- Mason Cooley
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Living too long exacts a painful price. -- Mason Cooley
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Faith no doubt moves mountains, but not necessarily to where we want them. -- Mason Cooley
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In philosophy, the principles are more interesting than the examples. In literature, the examples are more interesting than the principles. -- Mason Cooley
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Regret leads to overeating and naps. -- Mason Cooley
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Our civilization is shifting from science and technology to rhetoric and litigation. -- Mason Cooley
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Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining. -- Mason Cooley
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Beggars remind us that not all miseries arise from our ideas. -- Mason Cooley
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Hope and despair ignore one another's cries. -- Mason Cooley
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Those who refuse to play second fiddle may wind up playing no fiddle at all. -- Mason Cooley
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Lies and promises are necessary but not sufficient. -- Mason Cooley
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The magic of procedure: do this after that and thus before so; then your wish will be granted. -- Mason Cooley
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Many try to force the past to change. -- Mason Cooley
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The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong. -- Mason Cooley
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Sometimes the only way to become grounded is to hit bottom. -- Mason Cooley
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No one could be the way I remember my father. -- Mason Cooley
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I change my opinions often, but not my way of thinking. -- Mason Cooley
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To avoid tripping on the chain of the past, you have to pick it up and wind it about you. -- Mason Cooley
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Wallace Stevens: the Platonist celebrates endless change, but with regret. -- Mason Cooley
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Proverbial wisdom counsels against risk and change. But sitting ducks fare worst of all. -- Mason Cooley
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Even the most abject have a sense of superiority based on powerful though undefined merits. -- Mason Cooley
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When lying to someone, look him straight in the eye. -- Mason Cooley
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I want to appear ordinary, but I have it understood that I am not. -- Mason Cooley
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Knowledge and power in the city; peace and decency in the country. -- Mason Cooley
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As children, our protests availed little. As adults, the same. -- Mason Cooley
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We understand through resemblance. -- Mason Cooley
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Rule of science: only exclude purpose, and Nature will reveal her causes. -- Mason Cooley
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Complainers detest each other. -- Mason Cooley
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A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. -- Mason Cooley
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Was there little time between the invention of language and the coming of true and false? -- Mason Cooley
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Lechery is secretive, but must finally reveal itself to at least one. -- Mason Cooley
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Truth can remain silent. Lies must be spoken. -- Mason Cooley
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Modernism: the books are as hard to understand as life itself. -- Mason Cooley
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Full of troubles, the mind is still the only Garden of Delight. -- Mason Cooley
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Your love for me is founded in a sentiment. My love for you is founded in the body. A precarious interchange. -- Mason Cooley
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Music dissolves the straight and narrow. -- Mason Cooley
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The language of pornography is abusive, that of romance adoring. Both are addressed to a fetish. -- Mason Cooley
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Lust and greed are more gullible than innocence. -- Mason Cooley
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Think of the many different relations of form and content. E.g., the many pairs of trousers and what's in them. -- Mason Cooley
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In even the happiest love story, the World wins at last. -- Mason Cooley
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Diplomats lie with a heavy sense of destiny. -- Mason Cooley
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Family romances are the only ones that never turn out happily. -- Mason Cooley
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The extravagance of intellect outstrips the extravagance of desire. -- Mason Cooley
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Confess to the misdeeds you cannot hide. -- Mason Cooley
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A sheep who goes looking for a wolf is sure to find one. -- Mason Cooley
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Revenge is sweet but not nourishing. -- Mason Cooley
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My young friend supposes his ingenuousness is merely a ruse. -- Mason Cooley
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The facts, even the real ones, must be imagined before they can be stated. -- Mason Cooley
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What lies behind appearance is usually another appearance. -- Mason Cooley
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Man invented the gods. Then the gods went off on their own, but not far. -- Mason Cooley
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Doubt is long-winded. Certainty is brief. -- Mason Cooley
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The squabbles of philandering Zeus and shrewish Hera are the Greeks' comment on married life. -- Mason Cooley
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Excrement can never be culturally elaborated to the extent that nutriment can. -- Mason Cooley
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Now defined as art, the totem has lost cult, taboo, and custom. -- Mason Cooley
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My parents wanted me to solace them for sorrows they denied having had. -- Mason Cooley
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Nudity is the costume of lovers and corpses. -- Mason Cooley
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With every physical pain, my moral fibre unravels a little. -- Mason Cooley
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I love money, but will money ever love me in return? -- Mason Cooley
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Curiosity engenders both science and scandal. -- Mason Cooley
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Retirement is a one-way trip to insignificance. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-pity makes people callous. -- Mason Cooley
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The flesh of past lovers looks both familiar and strange. -- Mason Cooley
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I read less and less. I have not forgiven books for their failure to tell me the truth and make me happy. -- Mason Cooley
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My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty. -- Mason Cooley
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The depressed fall back exhausted from every undertaking. -- Mason Cooley
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Dreams are distorted representations of desire. So are dream- analyses. -- Mason Cooley
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Many attempt to harvest what was never planted. -- Mason Cooley
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No one can remember himself as an unpleasant child. -- Mason Cooley
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Friends are sometimes boring, but enemies never. -- Mason Cooley
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City people make most of the fuss about the charms of country life. -- Mason Cooley
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Giving out crowns to everyone will not make a nation of kings. -- Mason Cooley
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The desire to be significant casts a pall. -- Mason Cooley
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When I get the point, I often don't know what to do with it. -- Mason Cooley
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Hope likes justification, but can do without. -- Mason Cooley
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Fantasy mirrors desire. Imagination reshapes it. -- Mason Cooley
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Nostalgia paints a smile on the stony face of the past. -- Mason Cooley
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Too timid to talk back, I shot my adversary. -- Mason Cooley
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A beautiful woman peers out her window, as full of envy as the harridan who peers up at her from the street. -- Mason Cooley
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Fail, and your friends feel superior. Succeed, and they feel resentful. -- Mason Cooley
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Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over. -- Mason Cooley
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Call on literary convention, and it will gladly tell your story for you. -- Mason Cooley
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The novel avoids the sublime and seeks out the interesting. -- Mason Cooley
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Wit: a whim followed by a wham. -- Mason Cooley
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The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances. -- Mason Cooley
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Every parent can imagine the joys of child abuse. -- Mason Cooley
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To be successful be ahead of your time, but only a little. -- Mason Cooley
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Unhappiness is too common to call for special measures. -- Mason Cooley
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The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort. -- Mason Cooley
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Reason is sight. Instinct is touch. Intuition is smell. -- Mason Cooley
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Conscious thought is the tidying up at the end. -- Mason Cooley
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Acknowledge your limitations or they will tyrannize over you. -- Mason Cooley
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Politics inflame the passions in a way that few beloveds can match. -- Mason Cooley
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Modernized by tin roofs and T-shirts, Third World poverty is no longer picturesque. -- Mason Cooley
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Progress may feel more like loss than gain. -- Mason Cooley
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Paradox implies that stating a contradiction disposes of it. -- Mason Cooley
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Most people regard getting their way as a matter of simple justice. -- Mason Cooley
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silence is the most intolerable of answers. -- Mason Cooley
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Inequality is a fact. Equality is a value. -- Mason Cooley
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Never try to leap from a standstill. -- Mason Cooley
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Learned researches lead to headaches, constipation, and befuddled quarreling. -- Mason Cooley
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Guilt stirs me, but only to self-pity. -- Mason Cooley
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The passions are the same in every conflict, large or small. -- Mason Cooley
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In the theater of confusion, knowing the location of the exits is what counts. -- Mason Cooley
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Like an electric tea-kettle, pornography comes to a boil very fast. -- Mason Cooley
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If I play hard to get, soon the phone stops ringing altogether. -- Mason Cooley
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Habit keeps my life going, with occasional pushes from desire. -- Mason Cooley
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With decrepitude, longevity has overshot the mark. -- Mason Cooley
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The parade was here, but it disappeared around a corner. -- Mason Cooley
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The dignified catastrophes of tragedy bear little resemblance to the slow ruin inflicted by life. -- Mason Cooley
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Reading civilized the inner life. -- Mason Cooley
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Enjoy the insult as you deliver it, before you learn its cost. -- Mason Cooley
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If modesty disappeared, so would exhibitionism. -- Mason Cooley
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The time I kill is killing me. -- Mason Cooley
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Failures are easier to repeat than successes. -- Mason Cooley
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A: Everything changes. B: But not enough. -- Mason Cooley
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The meaning of today will not be clear until tomorrow. -- Mason Cooley
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Failure makes us envious. Success makes us greedy. -- Mason Cooley
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Old and young disbelieve one another's truths. -- Mason Cooley
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Jargon: any technical language we do not understand. -- Mason Cooley
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To postpone unpleasantness is human; to forget it is divine. -- Mason Cooley
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Go ahead and voice your criticisms, but don't expect to be invited back. -- Mason Cooley
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The critical spirit never knows when to stop meddling. -- Mason Cooley
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Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. -- Mason Cooley
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Intelligence makes sincerity difficult. -- Mason Cooley
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I would enjoy experiencing the hollowness of success at first- hand. -- Mason Cooley
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Thank God for the passing of the discomforts and vile cuisine of the age of chivalry! -- Mason Cooley
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The mind scolds the heart, which makes excuses and goes its own way. -- Mason Cooley
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A modest demeanor arouses thoughts of seduction. -- Mason Cooley
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Hypocrisy is the outside of cynicism. -- Mason Cooley
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Withhold admiration from a narcissist and be disliked. Give it and be treated with indifference. -- Mason Cooley
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Beauty and virtue: the most kissable ass in the world is no guarantee of good intentions. -- Mason Cooley
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Mistrust makes life difficult. Trust makes it risky. -- Mason Cooley
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Good manners can render even virtue tolerable. -- Mason Cooley
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Swindlers are notoriously gullible. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-conscious? Try a wig, a corset, a veil, a beard. Or cultivate shamelessness. -- Mason Cooley
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The discontented believe that their regrets are about the past. -- Mason Cooley
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To confer dignity, forgive. To express contempt, forget. -- Mason Cooley
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Denial of one appetite sharpens the others. -- Mason Cooley
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The most reliable pleasure afforded by theater is the intermission. -- Mason Cooley
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Seek and Hide: the Lover gazes at the Beloved. The Beloved looks away. The Beloved turns and looks at the Lover. The Lover runs away. -- Mason Cooley
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I regret. I apologize. I blame myself. I continue as before. -- Mason Cooley
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The man of sensibility is too busy talking about his feelings to have time for good deeds. -- Mason Cooley
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The pointless ferocities of intellectual life shock businessmen, who kill only to eat. -- Mason Cooley
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As a dream comes true, it falls flat. -- Mason Cooley
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Vanity is easily duped. Ambition, not. -- Mason Cooley
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Always clamping down on excitement is not self-control but fear. -- Mason Cooley
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The limits of prudence: one cannot jump out of a burning building gradually. -- Mason Cooley
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Only death rescues us from dying. -- Mason Cooley
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Scepticism is always a back road leading to some credo or other. -- Mason Cooley
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Innocence: I am only stepping on your face because it lies in my path. -- Mason Cooley
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Moderation in all things is best, but it's pretty hard to get excited about it. -- Mason Cooley
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The real secrets are not the ones I tell. -- Mason Cooley
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Commitments, not feelings, hold life together. -- Mason Cooley
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When science drove the gods out of nature, they took refuge in poetry and the porticos of civic buildings. -- Mason Cooley
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Ideologies can survive hostility, but not indifference. -- Mason Cooley
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Talk about yourself as much as you like, but do not expect others to listen. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-criticism expands the opportunities for discourse and eliminates the need for an adversary. -- Mason Cooley
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Later is always my first choice. -- Mason Cooley
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Eccentricity is originality that leads nowhere. -- Mason Cooley
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Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth -- Mason Cooley
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Enough is ever-receding. -- Mason Cooley
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Profundity often goes past the issue to some deep but useless truth. -- Mason Cooley
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Natural Man, in our current version, is a disgruntled adolescent. -- Mason Cooley
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My thought has been shaped by books; my desires by pictures. -- Mason Cooley
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History takes place between the Fall and the Apocalypse, with a narrow escape route called Salvation. -- Mason Cooley
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Most bad luck is the misfortune of not being an exception. -- Mason Cooley
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Intelligence without power cannibalizes itself. -- Mason Cooley
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Children pay little attention to their parents' teachings, but reproduce their characters faithfully -- Mason Cooley
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Advice is more agreeable in the mouth than in the ear. -- Mason Cooley
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In comedy, the witty style wins out over every mishap of the plot. -- Mason Cooley
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We do justice coldly, injustice hotly. -- Mason Cooley
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Artistic inspiration ignores the law of supply and demand. -- Mason Cooley
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You gave me a significant look, but significant of what? -- Mason Cooley
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Death promises nothing
not even oblivion. -- Mason Cooley
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Only those in comfortable circumstances think love is the most important thing. -- Mason Cooley
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After desolation, grief brings back our humanity -- Mason Cooley
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We make some changes. But mostly changes make us. -- Mason Cooley
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The plastic surgeon's knife slashes at time, which may seem to retreat, but then keeps on coming. -- Mason Cooley
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A sense of righteousness is even more dangerous than a violent temper. -- Mason Cooley
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As an elder I mistrust the wisdom of age. -- Mason Cooley
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In love, we worry more about the meaning of silences than the meaning of words. -- Mason Cooley
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The chair as ideas fits only the bottom as idea. -- Mason Cooley
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Most of us live in a world that has ceased to exist. -- Mason Cooley
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Intelligence is predatory, but full of fastidiousness and frights. -- Mason Cooley
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A quiet well-behaved boy is likely to be both frightened and ambitious. -- Mason Cooley
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The supposed unhappiness of the rich is always a cheerful topic of conversation. -- Mason Cooley
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Theory now: concern for truth must not hobble our discussion. -- Mason Cooley
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The sun cares nothing for illumination. -- Mason Cooley
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Virtue sometimes pretends. Vice is always sincere. -- Mason Cooley
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Asceticism and celibacy can conceal many incapacities. -- Mason Cooley
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Fear of my cruel impulses makes me kind. -- Mason Cooley
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It is possible to interpret without observing, but not to observe without interpreting. -- Mason Cooley
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When death comes too near, comedy and tragedy fall silent. -- Mason Cooley
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Rescue someone unwilling to look after himself, and he will cling to you like a dangerous illness. -- Mason Cooley
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The public is a hibernating bear, hard to awaken and fond of honey. -- Mason Cooley
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Great talkers do not stop for breath, and never look at the clock. -- Mason Cooley
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When understanding would be too difficult, I become trusting. -- Mason Cooley
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Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. -- Mason Cooley
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Matter-of-fact descriptions make the improbable seem real. -- Mason Cooley
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Hatred makes me energetic, but confused. -- Mason Cooley
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Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. -- Mason Cooley
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Our most important decisions are made while we are thinking about something else. -- Mason Cooley
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The irrational may be attractive in the abstract, but not in cab drives, dinner guests, or elderly relatives. -- Mason Cooley
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I did not know I was in my prime until afterwards. -- Mason Cooley
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A Museum of fetishes would give special attention to the history of underwear. -- Mason Cooley
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Always leave room for the reader to supply meanings. -- Mason Cooley
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Loneliness is more likely to lead to fussy housekeeping than to grand views of the Universe. -- Mason Cooley
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The question you're not supposed to ask is the important one. -- Mason Cooley
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I wish you joy of your unhappiness, since you cling to it so. -- Mason Cooley
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Curiosity is an asset mostly frittered away. -- Mason Cooley
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The morose one refuses to smile even when he has just had his teeth cleaned. -- Mason Cooley
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In art, a dress is never just a dress; nor in life either. -- Mason Cooley
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Always late: thus I make you the prisoner of my freedom. -- Mason Cooley
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I am the center of the world, but the control panel seems to be somewhere else. -- Mason Cooley
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Aphorisms are not true or false, but pointed or flat. -- Mason Cooley
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I obey my own commands about as often as others do. -- Mason Cooley
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The grandeur of a philosophy does not certify its truth. -- Mason Cooley
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Pornography supplies the only really safe sex. -- Mason Cooley
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I put second things first, and then worry about first things. -- Mason Cooley
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The mind demands rules; the facts demand exceptions. -- Mason Cooley
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Unlike life, when books become meaningless, they are making a point. -- Mason Cooley
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I love you in my dreams, but not in real life. -- Mason Cooley
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Curiosity makes loneliness. -- Mason Cooley
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Skepticism does not preserve us from foolhardy deeds. -- Mason Cooley
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When sages commend excess, Desire is sick. -- Mason Cooley
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Alzheimer's usually comes later than AIDS, but I decline to call that progress. -- Mason Cooley
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Life just keeps unfolding, ignoring our praise or blame. -- Mason Cooley
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I like the old wisdom
puns, riddles, spells, proverbs. -- Mason Cooley
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Curiosity, easily frightened, takes refuge in puzzles, murder mysteries, and spectator sports. -- Mason Cooley
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Pornography and cooking shows have created two new spectator sports. -- Mason Cooley
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Even in writing an annual report, the unconscious plays a role. -- Mason Cooley
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Comedy distances pain, but leaves signs of it everywhere. -- Mason Cooley
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Our troubles keep us going. -- Mason Cooley
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Old among the young, poor among the rich, I adopt an air of indefinable superiority. -- Mason Cooley
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Love talks and talks. Lust is brief and to the point. -- Mason Cooley
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Stupidity is a fact of life, but unmentionable. The new Prudery. -- Mason Cooley
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Mortality: not acquittal but a series of postponements is what we hope for. -- Mason Cooley
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Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed. -- Mason Cooley
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The perfect aphorism would achieve classical balance and then immediately upset it. -- Mason Cooley
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New York loves itself in an unkind and fanatical way. -- Mason Cooley
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Boredom turns to panic if my beloved leaves before the usual time. -- Mason Cooley
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If you insist on asking me why I feel the way I do, I plan to take the Fifth Amendment. -- Mason Cooley
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Promiscuity turns sex into a sport, like arm-wrestling. -- Mason Cooley
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Lovers do all the talking and writing. What are the Beloveds thinking? -- Mason Cooley
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I know that I am very much like everybody else, but not really. -- Mason Cooley
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Dancers dance through their pain I shrink from mine. -- Mason Cooley
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The haiku lets meaning float; the aphorism pins it down. -- Mason Cooley
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Beggars beg to get money, not to reproach the passerby. -- Mason Cooley
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Dutch painting: daily life is enough. -- Mason Cooley
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Sophistication knows the score, but is powerless to change it. -- Mason Cooley
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Something is sticking out its tongue at me from the corner of my mirror. -- Mason Cooley
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Some live in a state of passionate indecision. -- Mason Cooley
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To avoid eye contact, kiss. -- Mason Cooley
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Nature often seems like an idea that has had its day. -- Mason Cooley
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In the museums, everything is in quotation marks. -- Mason Cooley
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In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential. -- Mason Cooley
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The routines of tourism are even more monotonous than those of daily life. -- Mason Cooley
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Worry is not thought; complaining is not action. -- Mason Cooley
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Reading gives us a place to go when we have no where to go -- Mason Cooley
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Fruitless striving breeds less despair than inaction. -- Mason Cooley
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People believe that photographs are true and therefore cannot be art. -- Mason Cooley
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Undecidability is a useful category even in dealing with restaurant menus. -- Mason Cooley
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Nothing goes sour more easily than the life of pleasure. -- Mason Cooley
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Many pains are imaginary, but all joys are real. -- Mason Cooley
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Wisdom is dead. Long live information. -- Mason Cooley
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When I go out, I hope to leave the worst of myself at home. -- Mason Cooley
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Reading gives you some place to go when you have to stay where you are. -- Mason Cooley
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In New York, pretending to be above the struggle means no seat on the bus and a table next to the kitchen. -- Mason Cooley
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Flattery and insults raise the same question: what do you want? -- Mason Cooley
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Only the most lucid can see their love as comedy. -- Mason Cooley
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Wisdom cannot prevent a fall, but may cushion it. -- Mason Cooley
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Who would not give up wit for power and beauty? -- Mason Cooley
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Tales of adultery are much improved by period costumes. -- Mason Cooley
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As equality increases, so does the number of people struggling for predominance. -- Mason Cooley
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Lawyers may reason powerfully, but power settles most issues. -- Mason Cooley
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Authority is conferred by position, not character. -- Mason Cooley
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Dreams surround our desires with ugliness and dread. -- Mason Cooley
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When appearance and reality coincide, philosophy and literary criticism find themselves with nothing to say. -- Mason Cooley
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Your vanity and my vanity will never be friends. -- Mason Cooley
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Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason -- Mason Cooley
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Documents create a paper reality we call proof. -- Mason Cooley
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The shades of respectability begin to close about the greying head. -- Mason Cooley
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Boast quietly, with decorum. -- Mason Cooley
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In middle age, I practiced feeling old, but the real thing has been a rude surprise. -- Mason Cooley
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Bravery despite defeat is praiseworthy. Victory despite cowardice is beyond praise. -- Mason Cooley
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My struggles with myself seldom reach aerobic level. -- Mason Cooley
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If the world would apologize, I might consider a reconciliation. -- Mason Cooley
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The sacred is found boring by many who find the uncanny fascinating. -- Mason Cooley
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What is Providence for you may be Nemesis for me. -- Mason Cooley
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The aphorism offers a momentary sense of mastery over some confusion or unhappiness. -- Mason Cooley
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Talk shows are proof that conversation is dead. -- Mason Cooley
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The little suckings and smackings of the perversions are the sounds of joyous infancy. -- Mason Cooley
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Conscience is the moralized form of self-absorption. -- Mason Cooley
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Popular culture is seductive; high culture is imperious. -- Mason Cooley
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Readers transform a library from a mausoleum into many theaters. -- Mason Cooley
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Rhyme and meter force gaps in meaning so the muse can enter. -- Mason Cooley
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A dense undergrowth of extension cords sustains my upper world of lights, music, and machines of comfort. -- Mason Cooley
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The aim of literary ambition is to demonstrate one's greatness of soul. -- Mason Cooley
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Whatever is spoken of acquires a certain existence. -- Mason Cooley
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The best propaganda omits rather than invents -- Mason Cooley
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Self-hatred is sometimes appropriate. -- Mason Cooley
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Good parties create a temporary youthfulness. -- Mason Cooley
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The young have stolen our youthfulness, and flaunt it without shame. -- Mason Cooley
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Reading a great book causes jolts and frights. -- Mason Cooley
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The New York action painters want their pictures to jump off the walls and chase you down the street. -- Mason Cooley
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Death is just around the corner. If only it would stay there. -- Mason Cooley
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The noble style immobilizes its subjects. -- Mason Cooley
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The sorrow of not being movie stars overwhelms millions. -- Mason Cooley
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Intellectuals have opinions on subjects they just heard about five minutes ago. -- Mason Cooley
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A critic who uses new quotations is making important changes. -- Mason Cooley
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Free competition exists inside shelters of law, custom, insurance, political approval, and carefully protected status. -- Mason Cooley
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Small successes are still successes; great failures are still failures. -- Mason Cooley
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The trouble with the young people today is that it is they who are young. -- Mason Cooley
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Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame. -- Mason Cooley
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Repetition comforts me for a time, then closes in. -- Mason Cooley
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Both faith and cynicism make judgment too easy. -- Mason Cooley
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Fears and lies intensify consciousness. -- Mason Cooley
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The psychiatrist's office: the only place I can be sure my story will be treated as sad, but interesting. -- Mason Cooley
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Reality is the name we give to our disappointments. -- Mason Cooley
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The cow's point of view deserves more literary attention. -- Mason Cooley
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If you are going to break a Law of Art, make the crime interesting. -- Mason Cooley
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Life is what it makes you. -- Mason Cooley
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Imprudence gets us into more trouble than actual misdeeds do. -- Mason Cooley
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Some eras worship infancy; some, the aged. None as yet has adored middle age. -- Mason Cooley
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Awakening in the morning returns us to life, and to awareness of death. -- Mason Cooley
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Ironic and jittery, we are puzzled by the old heroes with their fighting, boasting, and cocksure lovemaking. -- Mason Cooley
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I tried good taste, but the strain was too much for me. -- Mason Cooley
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Travelling carries me to the surface, away from the deeps of home-thoughts. -- Mason Cooley
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Understanding replaces imaginary fears with real ones. -- Mason Cooley
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We sometimes find truth, but more often it finds us. -- Mason Cooley
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Thinking about the universe has now been handed over to specialists. The rest of us merely read about it. -- Mason Cooley
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Life is always rich, thought only occasionally so. -- Mason Cooley
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The party out of office becomes the articulate one. -- Mason Cooley
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Helplessness is a mighty power. -- Mason Cooley
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Like love, grief fades in and out. -- Mason Cooley
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Blonds look angelic, but can (oh, happy!) be fleshy as well. -- Mason Cooley
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Critic's delight: scolding the Mighty Dead. -- Mason Cooley
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Change is upsetting. Repetition is tedious. Three cheers for variation! -- Mason Cooley
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Art begins in imitation and ends in innovation. -- Mason Cooley
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Drugs bring us to to the gates of paradise, then keep us from entering. -- Mason Cooley
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Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment. -- Mason Cooley
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Once wealth and beauty are gone, there is always rural life. -- Mason Cooley
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Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby. -- Mason Cooley
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Dogs often remind us of the human, ail-too human. Cats, never. -- Mason Cooley
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Holding unconventional opinions makes people feel they have strong characters. -- Mason Cooley
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Modern literature seduces with insults, riddles, and inside stories. -- Mason Cooley
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As a child I was middle-aged and cautious compared to my impulsive father. -- Mason Cooley
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In New York, one must collapse to be indolent. -- Mason Cooley
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Sleepy-head is no longer aroused by tragic imaginings. -- Mason Cooley
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Every farewell combines loss and new freedom. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-sacrifice usually contains an unspoken demand for payment. -- Mason Cooley
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The eye deals with excess more easily than the stomach does. -- Mason Cooley
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If you are going to be rude, be quick about it. -- Mason Cooley
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Irony dissolves sentiment, but occasionally a sentiment is strong enough to dissolve irony. -- Mason Cooley
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Telescopes and binoculars endanger the ever-distant sublime. -- Mason Cooley
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Realism: the wealth of detail guarantees the truth of the tale. -- Mason Cooley
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Satire is born of the cities it denounces. -- Mason Cooley
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The perfect pleasure: money is neither fattening nor immoral nor illegal. -- Mason Cooley
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Good manners protect the privileged, but leave the unprivileged more vulnerable. -- Mason Cooley
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Hatred of the mother is familiar, but the mother's hatred still comes as a surprise. -- Mason Cooley
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The Ordinary Life: the misery seems planned, the happiness accidental. -- Mason Cooley
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Every book teaches a lesson, even if the lesson is only that one has chosen the wrong book. -- Mason Cooley
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I know God exits, but I don't know where. -- Mason Cooley
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The realist lies for advantage. The fantasist lies to give his dreams a flavor of reality. -- Mason Cooley
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The imaginary audience for my life is growing small and silent. -- Mason Cooley
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The intimacy of love absolves us of our guilty separateness. -- Mason Cooley
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When poets go off the boil, they sound like bumble bees; when critics do, they sound like sewing machines. -- Mason Cooley
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Talent shuffles the deck. Genius brings a new deck. -- Mason Cooley
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Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting. -- Mason Cooley
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If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. -- Mason Cooley
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Eternity eludes us, even as a thought. -- Mason Cooley
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Sex and writing live on playful cruelties. -- Mason Cooley
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Writing is a refuge from unhappiness, but has its own sorrows. -- Mason Cooley
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I will not tolerate your faults. They are of no use to me. -- Mason Cooley
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Grandiosity lessens as work proceeds. -- Mason Cooley
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Beggars market their incapacity. -- Mason Cooley
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Most self-laceration is more noisy than painful. -- Mason Cooley
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Three meals plus bedtime make four sure blessings a day. -- Mason Cooley
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Perversity depends on reversal and substitution. -- Mason Cooley
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Our public monuments are memorials to the Enlightenment. -- Mason Cooley
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Idleness makes people feeble and peevish. Work makes them stalwart and prone to anger. -- Mason Cooley
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To understand a literary style, consider what it omits. -- Mason Cooley
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I can imagine many things, but few clearly. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-deception is nature; hypocrisy is art. -- Mason Cooley
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The worship of Mammon may be vulgar or immoral, but it persists while other religions falter and disappear. -- Mason Cooley
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Money is a better tonic than Geritol. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-satisfaction and self-pity are both condemned. What are people permitted to feel about themselves? -- Mason Cooley
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Every doctrine has a theory of the beginning. -- Mason Cooley
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Mind and body obstruct one another's pleasures. -- Mason Cooley
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Why not - is a slogan for an interesting life. -- Mason Cooley
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I feel affluent or not according to what part of town I am in. -- Mason Cooley
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Anxiety and lust are evicting the older passions. -- Mason Cooley
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Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort. -- Mason Cooley
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Life is used up all the same, whether we save, spend, or waste it. -- Mason Cooley
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Journalism never admits that nothing much is happening. -- Mason Cooley
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Unlike art and sex, money always arouses interest. -- Mason Cooley
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If folly disappeared, wit would starve. -- Mason Cooley
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Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better. -- Mason Cooley
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The exhibitionist loves to flirt with shame -- Mason Cooley
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Fearful of sentimentality, I disown my tears and melting heart. -- Mason Cooley
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Taste refers to the past, imagination to the future. -- Mason Cooley
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The sheen of ocean gleams on the blue fish-plate. -- Mason Cooley
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Orgies are an early form of what will someday become sex by committee. -- Mason Cooley
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Metaphors convince at once or not at all. -- Mason Cooley
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Electricity, water, gas, and steam course through the walls of my building, keeping it alive. -- Mason Cooley
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I have tried being surreal, but my frogs hop right back into their realistic ponds. -- Mason Cooley
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While we are reading, we are all Don Quixote. -- Mason Cooley
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Bored by safety, the lover grows jealous and exacting. -- Mason Cooley
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Jokes are unanswerable objections. -- Mason Cooley
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Reading more than life teaches us to recognize ethos and pathos. -- Mason Cooley
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We take refuge in illness and then are trapped there. -- Mason Cooley
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I am too impatient to wait for temptation to come to me. -- Mason Cooley
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Vanity well fed is benevolent. Vanity hungry is spiteful. -- Mason Cooley
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Even cats grow lonely and anxious. -- Mason Cooley
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Let's have some good, old-fashioned literature, with a virgin and a moral. -- Mason Cooley
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The ravaged face in the mirror hides the enchanting youth that is the real me. -- Mason Cooley
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When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her. -- Mason Cooley
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Chastity is now treated as a sexual problem. -- Mason Cooley
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Being cultured is the least expensive form of respectability. -- Mason Cooley
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To avoid doing anything, wait for the right circumstances. -- Mason Cooley
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I am easy-going right up to the borders of my self-interest. -- Mason Cooley
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The sentimental want to be thrilled by everything. -- Mason Cooley
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Position yourself well enough, and circumstances will do the rest. -- Mason Cooley
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All anger feels like righteous anger; sorrow does not care whether it is righteous or not. -- Mason Cooley
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Out of power, Marxism can develop critical intelligence; in power, it quickly becomes stupid. -- Mason Cooley
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The neuroses parody the virtues. -- Mason Cooley
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Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage. -- Mason Cooley
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We often mistake the original part of ourselves for a weakness. -- Mason Cooley
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My mind no longer has romantic abysses, but has become shallow, with many little gaps and cracks. -- Mason Cooley
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By the time I have clarified a thought, I no longer want to think it. -- Mason Cooley
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Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard. -- Mason Cooley
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I am only interested in money because everyone else is. -- Mason Cooley
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A well-paid occupation is seldom spoken of as rewarding. -- Mason Cooley
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For many, immaturity is an ideal, not a defect. -- Mason Cooley
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A laughing Lear would be monstrous. Not so a laughing Romeo and Juliet. -- Mason Cooley
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Many count on their disadvantages to cover for them. -- Mason Cooley
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After ages of bombast, the rhetoric of virtue has become ironic and shy. -- Mason Cooley
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Attaining even mediocrity is often a struggle. -- Mason Cooley
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The young are amazed when they suffer. -- Mason Cooley
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Striving toward a goal puts a more pleasing construction on our advance toward death. -- Mason Cooley
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I answered my father's demands for sympathy with silence. -- Mason Cooley
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Interpreting the dance: young women in white dancing in a ring can only be virgins; old women in black dancing in a ring can only be witches; but middle-aged women in colors, square dancing ... ? -- Mason Cooley
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A goldfish is reason enough for living, if someone needs a reason. -- Mason Cooley
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We express disappointment in everything except ourselves. -- Mason Cooley
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The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of mind. -- Mason Cooley
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Critics are more committed to the rules of art than artists are. -- Mason Cooley
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The avant-garde is now stranded in the past. -- Mason Cooley
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The aphorism is a slippery plaything. -- Mason Cooley
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To avoid discord, never put two wise people in the same room. -- Mason Cooley
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Young girls giggle with nervous delight at the erections they inspire. -- Mason Cooley
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Fear of trying causes paralysis. Trying causes only trembling and sweating. -- Mason Cooley
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Wisdom remembers. Happiness forgets. -- Mason Cooley
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Kindness eases everything almost as much as money does. -- Mason Cooley
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First literature came to refer only to itself, the literary theory. -- Mason Cooley
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The beginning, middle, and end are parodied, reversed, and hidden by modernism, but not abandoned. -- Mason Cooley
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Attachments and bereavements are inseparable. -- Mason Cooley
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The hysterical find too much significance in things. The depressed find too little. -- Mason Cooley
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Old men feel a slightly reluctant affection for one another. -- Mason Cooley
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Your words and my words are the same, but not our meaning. -- Mason Cooley
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Winning means outlasting everyone else. -- Mason Cooley
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Saying "I feel guilty" is a mere form of words. Saying "I feel ashamed" is not. -- Mason Cooley
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Poor but happy is not a phrase invented by a poor person. -- Mason Cooley
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If the current is right, one can drift to success. -- Mason Cooley
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Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder. -- Mason Cooley
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An adolescent is both an impulsive child and a self-starting adult. -- Mason Cooley
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To learn a vocation, you also have to learn the frauds it practices and the promises it breaks. -- Mason Cooley
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Losing gracefully is commended but never chosen. -- Mason Cooley
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I alternate between reading cook books and reading diet books. -- Mason Cooley
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With age, the mind grows slower and more wily. -- Mason Cooley
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Staid middle age loves the hurricane passions of opera. -- Mason Cooley
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The gods are watching, but idly, yawning. -- Mason Cooley
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The horse stares at its captor, barely remembering the free kicks of youth. -- Mason Cooley
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The narcissist enjoys being looked at and not looking back. -- Mason Cooley
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My reluctant charity shames both me and the recipient. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-realization sounds good. But what if only an enraged dwarf emerges? -- Mason Cooley
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Hatred observes with more care than love does. -- Mason Cooley
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Yearning wants mostly to perpetuate itself. -- Mason Cooley
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Children must be protected not because they are innocent but because they are powerless. -- Mason Cooley
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Reading about ethics is about as likely to improve one's behavior as reading about sports is to make one into an athlete. -- Mason Cooley
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To make advice agreeable, try paradox or rhyme. -- Mason Cooley
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Indifference creates an artificial peace. -- Mason Cooley
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The villain may be good looking, but his smile is never quite right. -- Mason Cooley
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If your nose is up in the air, you cannot see where you are going. -- Mason Cooley
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Boredom makes me sleepy or restless. -- Mason Cooley
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Imagination has rules, but we can only guess what they are. -- Mason Cooley
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Experience is a great spoiler of pleasures. -- Mason Cooley
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Lead the reader toward the thought, then stop a little short. -- Mason Cooley
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Until I am ready to lose weight, I cannot see how fat I am. -- Mason Cooley
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Transcendence is something between a metaphor and a miracle. -- Mason Cooley
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I know that I am what I am. But I am not sure what I am. -- Mason Cooley
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Saying "I love you" makes a demand, but creates no obligations. -- Mason Cooley
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Money comes to life as it is spent. -- Mason Cooley
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Scholarship can find little to say about the obvious. -- Mason Cooley
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Looking backward at what has been lost, I feel sad, then indifferent, and at last relieved. -- Mason Cooley
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As a child I was told by my parents that I was happy, but I did not believe them. -- Mason Cooley
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A sure cure for boredom: fast until you are ravenous. -- Mason Cooley
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Rule of religion: purpose breathes even in dirt and stones. -- Mason Cooley
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Do as you like
if you know what it is. -- Mason Cooley
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My mentors grow old and foolish. I am afraid. -- Mason Cooley
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We worship the aesthetic, but we do not have faith in it. -- Mason Cooley
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Timidity keeps me safe and sad in a narrow room. -- Mason Cooley
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Pain pays no attention to moans or excuses. -- Mason Cooley
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Sexual attraction makes the strangest bedfellows of all. -- Mason Cooley
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Some loves are like a vice that has ceased to give pleasure. -- Mason Cooley
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Nobody likes to offer stupidity as an excuse. -- Mason Cooley
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One eventually has enough even of oneself. -- Mason Cooley
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Most people find just being themselves not enough of a show. -- Mason Cooley
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Technique bridges among ideas, and sometimes generates them. -- Mason Cooley
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Once I find the right maxim to apply, I feel that I have done all that can be expected of me. -- Mason Cooley
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Three people marooned on a desert island would soon reinvent politics. -- Mason Cooley
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Existence is not a mystery unless you think it has a meaning. -- Mason Cooley
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Sometimes "Yes" is rhetoric enough. -- Mason Cooley
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The sage belongs to the same obsolete repertory as the virtuous maiden and the enlightened monarch. -- Mason Cooley
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At the end of every diet, the path curves back to the trough. -- Mason Cooley
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True wit has a grave intention. -- Mason Cooley
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Writers tell more truths, and more lies, than most. -- Mason Cooley
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My aspiration now is to get by luck what I could not get by merit. -- Mason Cooley
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Middle-aged adolescents are a libel on the real thing. -- Mason Cooley
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The desire to create literature leads to frights, grunts, and coy looks. -- Mason Cooley
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I like what I do for a living. I also like NOT doing it
perhaps even more. -- Mason Cooley
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The idealist regards facts as provisional. -- Mason Cooley
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Bad faith makes the most of every ambiguity. -- Mason Cooley
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Other people's beliefs may be myths, but not mine. -- Mason Cooley
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The philosophy of hedonism means little to lovers of pleasure. They have no inclination to read philosophy, or to write it. -- Mason Cooley
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Cynicism often draws correct conclusions, but nobody could live by its lights. -- Mason Cooley
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Lonely people console themselves with self-absorption or curiosity. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-congratulation pleases only the speaker. -- Mason Cooley
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If you corner me, you are going to hear some unwelcome truths. -- Mason Cooley
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Blackmail is one of the great pastimes of family life. -- Mason Cooley
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The truth usually has a slightly ugly look. -- Mason Cooley
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Infallibility and invincible ignorance are the same thing. -- Mason Cooley
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Sacred texts always offend reason. -- Mason Cooley
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Illusions are hazardous, and so are disillusions. -- Mason Cooley
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Creativity makes a leap, then looks to see where it is. -- Mason Cooley
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Don't milk the cow too hard. She will kick you. -- Mason Cooley
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Imagination awakens ambition, then causes it to lose its way. -- Mason Cooley
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Necessity makes heroes of us all. -- Mason Cooley
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Beauty is lyrical. Ugliness is elegiac. -- Mason Cooley
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Many gloat over their own troubles. -- Mason Cooley
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We are more tied to our faults than to our virtues. -- Mason Cooley
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Suspense combines curiosity with fear and pulls them up a rising slope. -- Mason Cooley
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After my spectacular failures, I could not be satisfied with an ordinary success. -- Mason Cooley
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Suspicion is the beginning of wisdom, and of madness. -- Mason Cooley
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I am forbidden sugar, fat, and alcohol. So hooray, I guess, for oatmeal, lemon juice, and chicken soup. -- Mason Cooley
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People often are unsure whether or not they are in love, but they generally know whether or not they are having sex. -- Mason Cooley
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Frivolous sorrow is folly. Frivolous enjoyment is not. -- Mason Cooley
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Pursuit of the approximate can conclude. Not so pursuit of the absolute. -- Mason Cooley
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No matter how close thought sticks to the actual, it follows its own rules. -- Mason Cooley
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Treat unhappiness as a defect and fewer would embrace it -- Mason Cooley
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To be sexy, nudes need a little underwear. -- Mason Cooley
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Beautiful people are forgiven more often than the rest. -- Mason Cooley
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Thrift is an attractive idea until you get down to specifics. -- Mason Cooley
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I enjoy my rights, but I revel in my privileges. -- Mason Cooley
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When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows. -- Mason Cooley
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Cure for an obsession: get another one. -- Mason Cooley
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Even alone we go on justifying ourselves. -- Mason Cooley
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A moratorium on opportunities, please. I need to recover from the last one. -- Mason Cooley
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The theme of my autobiography could only be repetition. -- Mason Cooley
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Many who take up burdens come to resent being put upon. -- Mason Cooley
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Malevolence is shameful but satisfying. -- Mason Cooley
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A work of art is an echo chamber which repeats what people say about it. -- Mason Cooley
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I am interested in a hundred things, but only slightly. -- Mason Cooley
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Disillusionment is not truth. -- Mason Cooley
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Language cannot say everything, fortunately. -- Mason Cooley
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Methodology gives those with no ideas something to do. -- Mason Cooley
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Without civilization, we would not turn into animals, but vegetables. -- Mason Cooley
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Minds will wander even during the Last Judgment. -- Mason Cooley
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Seeing my malevolent face in the mirror, my benevolent soul shrinks back. -- Mason Cooley
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Original sin reassures us that our slip was not the first. -- Mason Cooley
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Never lie in writing. -- Mason Cooley
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In every death, a busy world comes to an end. -- Mason Cooley
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Publish in haste and repent at leisure. -- Mason Cooley
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I tried self-sacrifice a couple of times in my youth. -- Mason Cooley
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Rule of art: let half-blind purpose lead you. -- Mason Cooley
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Lying just for the fun of it is either art or pathology. -- Mason Cooley
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More are weakened than strengthened by their troubles. -- Mason Cooley
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The family is on its way out; couples go next; then no more keeping cats or parrots. -- Mason Cooley
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The hero used to be the one in white. Now he is harder to spot. -- Mason Cooley
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People are not the way they are primarily in order to annoy me. -- Mason Cooley
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Children use all their wiles to get their way with adults. Adults do the same with children. -- Mason Cooley
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Consciousness is our only reprieve from Time. -- Mason Cooley
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Self-blame usually has an undertone of self-congratulation. -- Mason Cooley
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I have learned to keep to myself how exceptional I am. -- Mason Cooley
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Events are called inevitable only after they have occurred. -- Mason Cooley
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Only death goes deeper than sex. -- Mason Cooley
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Even boredom has its crises. -- Mason Cooley
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Worrying is as futile as boredom, but harder work. -- Mason Cooley
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To understand someone, find out how he spends his money. -- Mason Cooley
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English has borrowed from everywhere and now goes everywhere. -- Mason Cooley
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A suburb is an attempt to get out of reach of the city without having the city be out of reach. -- Mason Cooley
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Thought enables us to see Fate coming. -- Mason Cooley
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Errors are more numerous than truths, but fortunately too divided among themselves to take power. -- Mason Cooley
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Your need to talk does not create in me a need to listen. -- Mason Cooley
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Ideology has shaped the very sofa on which I sit. -- Mason Cooley
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Constant talkers are unheard. -- Mason Cooley
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Smooth white skin invites something that will leave a trace, a kiss or a slap. -- Mason Cooley
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It is hard to tell truth, and hard not to. -- Mason Cooley
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Unlike the actual, the fictional explains itself. -- Mason Cooley
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Modern pictures banish depiction for interfering with the workings of paint. -- Mason Cooley
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Cruelty is softened by fear, not pity. -- Mason Cooley
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My secrets are petty but humiliating. -- Mason Cooley
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The soul is no longer honored as it once was, but it still keeps appetite from being the measure of all things. -- Mason Cooley
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Imprudence relies on luck, prudence on method. That gives prudence less edge than it expects. -- Mason Cooley
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Everyone makes sexy sounds; relatively few, sexy sights. -- Mason Cooley
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Death is frightening, and so is Eternal Life. -- Mason Cooley
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Sex is not imaginary, but it is not quite real either. -- Mason Cooley
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Energy falls just short of being joy. -- Mason Cooley
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The body has a mind of its own. -- Mason Cooley
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Work saves us from melancholy. Pleasure exposes us to it. -- Mason Cooley
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Creative memory is the historian's most subtle opponent. -- Mason Cooley
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The life of pleasure breeds boredom. The life of duty breeds resentment. -- Mason Cooley
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The ironies in the commonplace are my inspiration and delight. -- Mason Cooley
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The aphorist is a hit and run artist. -- Mason Cooley
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No dignity without distance. -- Mason Cooley
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Youth demands more than ordinary life. Age clings to it. -- Mason Cooley
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The past is ignorant of the present. Be careful in taking its advice. -- Mason Cooley
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Magic trick: to make people disappear, ask them to fulfill their promises. -- Mason Cooley
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I am most drawn to writing when I have something else urgent to do. -- Mason Cooley
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The lonely become either thoughtful or empty. -- Mason Cooley
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Prudence does not save us, but shows us pictures of our destroyers. -- Mason Cooley
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Between repetition and forgetting, it is a marvel that a new thought ever struggles into existence. -- Mason Cooley
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Good books do not make people wiser or happier
only more conscious. -- Mason Cooley
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All history and art are against us, but we still expect happiness in love. -- Mason Cooley
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Even in rapture, part of the mind watches. -- Mason Cooley
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Alone, lonely people talk to themselves. In company, they often continue. -- Mason Cooley
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A successful restaurant makes everything in it, including the patrons, seem a little better than they are. -- Mason Cooley
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I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think. -- Mason Cooley
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The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree. -- Mason Cooley
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The price of telling your troubles is having to listen to advice. -- Mason Cooley
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The unhappy are prisoners of a single round of thought. -- Mason Cooley
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I can neither return your love nor dismiss it. -- Mason Cooley
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I create my social existence by earning and spending. -- Mason Cooley