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People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or funny. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most women think cheating is 'disgusting' ... until they fall for a man that likes them back; but isn't willing to leave his lover for them. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Live fast, die young, and, leave a good looking corpse.* is dumb. When dead, looks matters not. (Furthermore, the corpse will only look good for a day, or, twelve.) -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When you decide to meet - in person - someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level? -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A realist is a slave to reality. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life demands more thinking than remembering. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Somebody is born.
Somebody goes to school.
Somebody learns to conform.
Somebody types a CV.
Somebody gets a job.
Somebody follows orders.
Somebody gets a golden watch.
And then, eventually,
Somebody dies.
And, a Nobody is buried. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn't smile when they say that he rocks. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing matters when you are dead, and, you are dead when nothing matters. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who fails to achieve a dream set by himself is more honorable than he who succeeds in achieving a dream set by his society. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A live broke man is 'luckier' than a dead rich man. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The sight of an obese poor man - like that of a skinny rich man - is puzzling. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a materialistic society, man is likely to value the opinion of a rich man over that of a poor one; even when coming to opinions that have absolutely nothing to do with moneymaking. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Spam is a waste of the receivers' time, and, a waste of the sender's optimism. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one's keyboard. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A slice of bread eaten is a million times more nourishing than a loaf of bread imagined. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Working overtime is an underpaid man's salvation. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A love triangle is a threesome delayed. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Intellect is the virtue of ignoring one's emotions' attempt to contaminate one's opinions. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A broke man's lover doesn't feel 'loved' on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine's Day. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Those who find it hypocritical of others to use, say, a smartphone, to speak ill of capitalism, needs to be reminded that capitalism is an ideology, not a technology. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If growing up means not seeing one's family and friends on the regular - all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Too much of a good thing is bad. Too much of a bad thing is bad too. So, 'too much' must be bad. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Time is a double-edged sword: while it might heal all wounds; it also kills all the healed. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In her 20's, a woman's breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40's, they halve it. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Everybody is talking about the Law of Attraction. Nobody is talking about the Law of Action. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet under. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Those who say that money can't buy one love make it sound as if love can buy one money. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Those who say that money can't buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Even the average citizen of the very first democratic country has a few things to complain about with regard to their government's deeds or lack thereof. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o'clock. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it's over. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A first-rate story is easily killed by second-rate design. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Opinions of the masses kill the 'extra' in an 'extraordinary' idea. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. ... during the week. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If nature really acknowledged the so-called women's month, the entire month would have been period-pains-free. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you've lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life entertains humble men by giving men with below average looks (intellect, knowledge, etc.) an above average self-esteem. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Though you can get smart from reading everything that a smart person writes, you cannot get famous from reading about everything that a famous person does or is said to have done. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being married does not necessarily mean being appreciated; some men treat their girlfriends, and some treat their mistresses, way better than some treat their wives. (What's more, some men treat their mistresses way better than they treat their wives) -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being a 'good' parent is more about the parent, and, less about the 'supposedly-could-have-been-bad' child. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Speaking one's mind once is more honorable than quoting a thousand men. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A murderer is a killer without a uniform. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life isn't really short. There are just too many good books to read in one lifetime. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Leftovers are less tasty if they were left over by someone else, unless you are poor. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come ... sometimes; but (2) pay the bills ... at all times. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people are not really scared of death. They are merely terrified of being taken to a mortuary and/or being buried or cremated and/or being forgotten. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Wearing a suit doesn't make you mature or knowledgeable. It only makes you seem so ... to people who are immature and/or ignorant. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Customer service* is seldom about the customer; it is usually about the seller's chances of making more money from that customer in future. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To the family of a victim of a fatal accident, the deceased was at the wrong place at the wrong time. To the family of the morgue owner, the deceased was at the right place at the right time. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A writer's primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore's is to make cents. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Your average man is not intelligent enough not to fake being intelligent enough. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You don't tell a boy that he is a boy. You simply act like a man. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he is known. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a materialistic society, the dead body of a rich man's dog is regarded as a corpse; that of a poor man, a carcass. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
As a subconscious attempt to add meaning or purpose to their life: The unemployed pray for a job; the retired pray for grandchildren. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people aren't really light-teethed; they're merely dark-skinned. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sleeping is the most common attempt to temporarily escape reality. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a 'righteous' form of prostitution. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A photograph is usually the photographer's subconscious attempted to possess the photographed moment. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If human beings weren't 'dumbable' enough to be made soldiers, war would be nothing but an exchange of swear words between a handful of individuals. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.) -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To see all pessimists as pessimists is to be a pessimist. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Pain, unless it is physical, was sold to you (by your culture). -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself ... whilst trying to win someone's love. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To see a man's true colours, tell him that you don't plan on having sex with him. To see a woman's true colours, tell her that you don't plan on marrying her. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Marriage converts a player into a polygamist. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn't. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If history really forever repeats itself: then, it has always been then. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Chomie' is South African homosexual men's unofficial name. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Man is, today, an end product of what he did, and, what he did not do, yesterday. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people respect some people only because some people respect them. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover's world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian's world revolves around the world. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Wisdom is finding out that a cobra is deadly; without first having to lose one's life. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Love songs are nothing without exaggeration. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Because of pressure from society, many a man has married a woman with whom he isn't compatible; she likes fairy tales, whereas he likes hairy males. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man's access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Give your typical employee a profitable corporation, and, he is mostly likely to sell it to buy a fancier suit for his next job interview. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You are. Before you are whatever you are labeled. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When coming to sex: First served, first come. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive - or cheap - his clothes are. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The boring thing with taking a walk with someone is that your thoughts are then dictated by the subject or subjects of your conversation; and that is made worse by the fact that most sane people are terrified of silence whenever they are with or near someone. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
88% of what we call good songs aren't really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Who you are - and what you have - today, is a reflection of how fearful or fearless you were yesterday. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A 'normal person' is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Your friends love you for who you are. Your family loves you for what you are. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves ... and other animals. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is a sign of arrogance to be mad at someone for not acting as per your advice, especially if it was unsolicited. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Men did not need to have balls to have balls. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Lobola ("bride price") is a retired broke father's last hope to paying off his debts. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Philosophy is to a thinker ... what push-ups are to a model. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employment is an employee's kissing of an employer's ass. A salary is the employer's pretense to be cleaning his ass. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Poor people do not go on holiday; they go home. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Civilization is the commercialization of survival. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employment was invented to make education seem useful. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You don't really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Men (who cheat) do not cheat because they are dogs. They are (regarded as) dogs because they cheat. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who acquired all his wealth by *being at the right place at the right time* is hypocritical by being angry for losing all his wealth because of his *being at the wrong place at the wrong time.* -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people are color-blind; some are intellectually-deaf. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can't resolve, or, dissolve. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I am obsessed with not being obsessed with acquiring material things. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents' wedding. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring - read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring - read a book. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Poverty, like obesity, has the tendency to add at least ten years to the appearance of its victims, especially those who are over the age of twenty. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don't have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A fast car can make women 'like' a man; and a man 'like' women ... fast. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most employees don't really want to be highly-paid; they just want to earn more than their peers, and, more importantly, more than their neighbours. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Technically, all tattoos are temporary, even permanent ones. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A mentally-unchained physically-chained man is more free than a physically-unchained mentally-chained man. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Judge not the value of a friend by the number of boy- or girlfriends they helped you get. But by the number of books they've recommended to you. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Back in the day, it was either both a mother and her daughter had pubic hair, or the daughter didn't. Today, in many a case, the mother is the one who doesn't. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An enemy of your enemy might be your friend. But a friend of your friend isn't automatically your friend. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee's dream on hold. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When a man's girlfriend's parents ask him what it is that he does for a living: they're not really concerned about him; they're concerned about their daughter's tummy. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There's a correlation between the number of digits on a man's bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body - or vagina - has to do the opposite. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader ... as an irritating voice is to a listener. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Clothes are a homeless man's home. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A man's bank balance is the new penis size. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs; the rest sell what's between their ears. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It's the invention of clothes, not nature, that made "private parts" private. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Reality is in the hand of the masturbator. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Giving up isn't a deed. It is 'discontinuity' of a deed. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
After our loved one dies: we cry, not because they left; but because they left us. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To a man, a woman is fun to be with ... until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with ... until he loses his job. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If love wasn't conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.* -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If every lover was treated like they matter - everyday; valentine's day wouldn't be so 'special. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed's working hours. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Hanging around people you're smarter than is good for your ego. Hanging around people who are smarter than you is good for your intellect. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To increase the odds of being thanked, some people compliment some people; some make kids. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being a philosopher requires a lot of thinking and no action. Being a model requires a lot of action and no thinking. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Plagiarism is the fear of a blank page. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If love wasn't conditional, everybody would be in love with everybody. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We do not have forever to say whatever. For with every single day that goes by, the odds of our opinion(s) being read or heard diminishes. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An employer's fart is music to his employees' ears. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Knowing more than someone does not necessarily mean that you know every single thing they know. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life begins with pregnancy. Fuck 40. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Undesirable things that man can alter (e.g., his weight), he alters. Those that he cannot (e.g., his height), he calls the will of God. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you're on a full tummy. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women are good-looking ... until they change their hairstyle. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For an entrepreneur: wealth invites fame. For a celebrity: fame invites wealth. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Faeces by any other name would smell as gross -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A vagina is an uneducated woman's diploma. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A blank cheque kills creativity. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A CEO is a board of directors personified. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We're all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The easiest way to make money is to be funny. The easiest way to be regarded as funny is to have money. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear ... than a fact that he wishes was an opinion. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If human beings were really progressive creatures, then all boys would be smarter, healthier, and, wealthier, than their grandfathers. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A model's opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
One man's panic funds another's picnic. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Profitable bookstores sell books. Unprofitable book sellers store books. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
More often than not, a C.E.O is merely a puppet whose strings are pulled by a board of directors. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I tend to avoid people who always have something to say ... and those who expect me to always have something to say. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thanks to the internet, you can provoke thoughts of those in mansions, from the uncomfortableness of your shack. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Professional' does not necessarily mean that the person so labelled is good or knows what they are doing. In many a case, it merely means that they do whatever that they are a professional at for a living, not as a hobby. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not all 'whites' are racists. Not all racists are 'white. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Graphic designers judge a cover by its book. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Reality is a hallucination shared by most sane men. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is born an agnostic. In a patriarchal society, the kid is automatically an atheist. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A social critic is someone whose work revolves around where and how our successes are failing us. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There are two kinds of humble people: (1) Humble people; and (2) broke people. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be a better cook, cook more. To be a better writer, read more. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are all 'foreigners' to [the remainder of: the human race minus our countrymen]. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sunglasses are more useful to a blind man than freedom of speech is to a man who does not think for himself. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Saying that someone is full of themselves is silly. Who else can one be full of ... except self? -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sometimes it is the reader that sucks, not the book. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some books sold because they are (said to be) great. Some are (said to be) great because they sold. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned - in the very same prison - by the employment contract that he has signed. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make). -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The media made the masses to find not-so-skinny women appear not-so-beautiful ... in the eyes of the remote holder. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
What 'primitive' men called gossip, 'civilized' men call news. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being rich is an untalented artist's consolation prize. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention). -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities' uniform. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An ID number is only there to 'identify' human beings. Use it to assume people's intellect or wisdom at your own risk. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If everybody was treated like they matter - everyday; birthdays wouldn't be so *special.* -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Creating is the closest thing to being immortal. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn't wear suits. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Two reasons why people hate and/or fight change: (1) People fear the unknown; and (2) There are always people profiting from how things are. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!! -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is better to read one intellectually challenging book every 12 months ... than to read 12 entertaining books every month. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When a joker dies, the joke remains. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every person that speaks less than you do is more ignorant than you are. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being yourself is easier than trying to be someone else. The former requires no effort. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I will only start taking book reviews seriously from the day that books are able to review readers. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If we really exist merely to fulfill God's plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Minimalism is the new extra mile. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Man is an extremely complex creature: he usually acts in an unselfish manner for selfish reasons. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is absolutely nothing feminine about the colour pink, or, anything bad-luck'ish about the colour black - in itself. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dear Whoever-that-just-found-out-that-they-have-a-terminal-illness, don't let that put you down. Technically, we are all dying. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are - to most people - not important at all. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We sometimes take photos (or record a video) so that we can later see what was happening while we were busy taking photos (or recording a video). -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn't given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A tapping foot isn't the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great song makes him think. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If human beings were made in such a way that we believed only what is true, sane people would have been in the minority. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To teach, learn. To learn, teach. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Procrastination threatens critics' livelihood. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are 'missed calls' invented for? -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A soldier is a killer painted hero. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
While having one's assertions challenged might be bad for an unintelligent man's ego; it sure is good for his intellect. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Time limps when you are not having fun. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Following is easy. Being followed is hard. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn't willing to do 'anything' for money. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Ambition is greed without makeup. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The older you get, the easier it is for you to distinguish between your friends and people you are not seeing for the first time. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another's sex life. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We preoccupy ourselves with what we had - or what we want to have - at the expense of what we have. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Motivational speaking is the art of telling people what they have been told before ... without them noticing. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Public opinion is to an unconventional idea ... what abortion is to sperm. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
B.E.E killed: Is it 'cos I'm black? -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The less knowledgeable a nation is, the more 'miracles' the nation has. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who is ready to die for his country is a fool. For he didn't choose where he was born; and where he was born didn't choose him. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A slave that acknowledges its enslavement is halfway to its liberation. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A paparazzi is merely an extremely nosy nobody with a camera - and bills to pay. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Self-employment killed the weekend. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays your loved one a visit. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The weight of a compliment is dependent on how great the complimenter is on the complimented. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A freedom-fighter is a slave to freedom. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee's pit of debt. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Closing one's eyes when praying doesn't increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the woman has been. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life ups the self-esteem of a low-paid man by giving him things that the high-paid man that he envies cannot buy (intellect, looks, sex appeal, etc.). -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*I'm hustling* is a low self-esteem having man's way of saying *I'm unemployed,* when answering a seemingly materialistic woman's question as to what he does for a living. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people are unemployed because they lack the minimum required education. Others are unemployed because they lack the minimum required obedience. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A writer's pen depreciates with every word that it writes. Whereas she appreciates with every word that she writes. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most of the people who have verbally asserted that 'there is no master of pronounciation' have intentionally made a claim and unintentionally made their claim believable. (It is 'pro-nun-ciation' not 'pro-noun-ciation'.) -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A model is an actor without a voice. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Intellectually curious men become generalists. Intellectually lazy men settle for being specialists. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A specialist's mind is a slave to his specialization. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Assuming that all 'unschooled' people to lack education is akin to assuming that a salary is the only means to make money, or, that a vagina or a penis is the only source of an orgasm. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Narcissism is as profitable to a model as scruffiness is to a homeless person. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When coming to making kids: Size doesn't count, it's sperm count that counts. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Using money in one's attempt to put an end to poverty is like using a border in one's attempt to put an end to xenophobia. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A soldier is a killer pardoned. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
School overpopulates students' minds with too much of what happened yesterday; seldom with what the students can do today, or, tomorrow. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Don't obsess over having the 'latest' version of a product. For there was a time that the previous version was the latest. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's financial aspirations, and, working-hours. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Going bald is a mohawk-having man's worst nightmare. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some wo/men are so possessive ... you end up missing missing them. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Reality is what people who lack vision see. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When rich, being poor seems *adventurous.* -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing holds back human progress as frequently as the misbelief that the words 'impossible' and 'improbable' are synonyms. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Peanut butter is a poor man's marmalade. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn't hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is a time for everything; even nothing. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
12% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to see better. 88% of people with glasses wear them as an attempt to appear smarter. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are quantity-obsessed: Instead of living for 30 pleasant years (and then calling it a life), most people would rather live for 80 unpleasant years. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The civilized man is technologically ahead of - intellectually behind - his time. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don't have ... to prove the love they think they have. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with - while they wait for their death. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people do not have a problem with being old. They have a problem with looking old. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Man would rather be loved for what he has, than be hated for what he lacks. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that's owned by a so-called dropout. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We can't all be DJs. Someone has to do the dancing. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging; men buy fast cars. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The zoo kills the 'wild' in wild animal. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know an actor is great, or you childish, when you end up loving or hating them because of the deeds of a character they play or played. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Chances are that whatever that you are worried about - be it a person or a thing - isn't worried about you. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Historians predict the past for a living. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If life really begins at forty, then all poor people die in their teens. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream - in that particular month. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Illiterate people should only be charged for the photographs; when buying a newspaper. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Monkey see, monkey do. Human being don't see, human being don't do. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is a correlation between one's estimation of the odds of finding a new lover who is, at the least, of the same standard as they one they're currently in a dead relationship with, and, their attempting to revive a dead relationship. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We sometimes reveal how ignorant or bored we were when we read a book by giving it 5-stars. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To gain height, lose all your tall friends. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Saving the best for last* is only OK if you're sure of when you're going kick the bucket. Otherwise, I'm afraid, you could be *Saving the best for dust.* -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there,' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A high self-esteem having artist works hard to be understood. A low self-esteem having artist works hard to be agreed with. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Masturbation is the new polygamy. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Alcohol is evil ... until your loved one gets employed by a brewery. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I do not qualify to be a model. I lack the necessary obedience. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The office' is a cemetery of dreams. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employment is the exploitation of the employer's courage, and, the employed's fear of failure. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer's dream. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Behind every rich employer, there is a not-so rich employee. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn't have to work until retirement comes to their rescue. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Security is a double-edged sword: While a fence sure protects the fenced; it also imprisons the protected. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To see what they look like, women look at a mirror. To look like what they see, women read magazines. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Paying one's last respects* is about the payer, not the paid. (Who attends the funeral - and who doesn't - is the deceased's last worry.) -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to know you. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When greeting others, we usually ask them how they are doing, not because we sincerely care about how they are doing, but only because we want to be asked how we are doing. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society's disapproval. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Weekends are an employee's parole. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To change the world, one has to ignore its residents. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A driver's license is an uneducated man's diploma. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A genius is a grownup that remained a kid. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people are so boring that you are more bored when you are with them ... than when you are alone. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A VIP area is nothing without not-so-important people. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The presence of confidence can make an unable man appear able. While its absence can make an able man appear unable. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Ownership breeds slavery: with every single thing that you acquire, comes a new worry of not losing that thing. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A push-up bra is to a woman's chest ... what 'breathing-in' is to a man's stomach. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Faith does not make things happen. It merely breeds perseverance; which helps one persist in making things happen. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A writer is merely a reader that had the guts to be read, and, heard. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A cowardly critique starts with a compliment. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An opinion that isn't read or heard is as good as unsaid. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A sensible speaker is a slave to making sense. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A killer is someone who killed another without their country's permission. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' ... after they've paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life is an activity with which we kill time while we wait for something, someone, or the mere passage of time to kill us. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
88% of men impress to undress. 88% of women undress to impress. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot really get peace. You can only get rid of war. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating isn't a natural need; it is a social want. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The fear of failure is a liability. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Ambition' is 'greed' rebranded. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is a sign of intellectual maturity to always crawl to conclusions. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The rich are poor without the poor's acknowledgment of money. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who says that someone isn't himself is a victim of statistics. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Worry is to human beings ... what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Beliefs are conclusions reached by men who are lazy to think for themselves. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Retirement is the menopause of an employee's mind and hands. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sense isn't democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We seldom look like the way we look like when people we like are looking. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* ... not a complete *me.* -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The best fights are those fought by those without a Plan B. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Wealth is relative. Some people aren't really rich; they just have poor neighbors. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You can only be unpredictable once. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Morals are nothing but a civilized society's attempt to tame some beast called man. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If man was a logical creature: his last suspect - namely, his mouth - was going to be the first; whenever he thinks that someone, or, something is smelly. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Those that can, philosophize. Those who can't, do. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A 'white' kid that asks too many questions is called *curious.* A 'black' kid that asks too many questions is called *forward.* -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Fear usually benefits the feared; seldom the fearful. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Eyes are a deaf man's ears. Ears are a blind man's eyes. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Every artist takes their final work to the grave. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To hear how much of a great human being you were - even if you really weren't - open your ears at your funeral. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Technically, the better McDonald's does, the better Virgin Active's chances of acquiring a new client. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Wearing: shorts + a jersey = a visual oxymoron. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Expensive clothing is a poor man's attempt to appear prosperous. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A straight face is an ignorant man's attempt to appear knowledgeable. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Torn clothes are funny ... until your dad gets fired. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Sustainability is best illustrated by those who sell food ... just so they afford something to eat. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You know you are capitalism's ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The news is glorified gossip. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To put a dreamer in their place isn't dreaming. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A face-lift is a woman's attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
How much man likes or hates a person or a thing is dependent on how much he knows or does not know about the person or the thing. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To put an arrogant 'famous' writer in his place: pretend to be illiterate. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have 'a dream' sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a materialistic society, there's no such a thing as a 'romantic' broke man. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Shyness is a luxury reserved for those who are above the poverty line. To a beggar, being shy is deadly. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Social networking platforms made it unnecessary to know people to know people. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what's really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s). -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we'd all be born in pairs; as couples. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Air freshener is man's pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To take away a man's sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
As uncomfortable as it might be, I refuse to let the comfort of being agreed with suffocate my opinions. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In modeling, the colour of a man's teeth is more important than his IQ. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Without doing one cannot fail. But one cannot succeed either. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Do not treat others as you would not like to be treated' frees one from hypocrisy. 'Treat others as you would like to be treated' enslaves one with insincerity. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy's downfall. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If love wasn't conditional, we'd all be polygamists. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Friends are family members we have a choice over. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life's most rewarding forms of being: Being patient, and, being yourself. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption ... without the paperwork. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Those who lack the guts to create critic. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The rich spend their life living; the poor spend their life making a living. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
School forces unique individuals to think, act, and, look alike. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Belonging to the working class is the economy's punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I have the fear of people knowing what I am fearful of. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There really is no correlation between age and one's bank balance. I've met wealthy boys and broke men. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Speaking about work isn't working. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The second orgasm has a biblical connotation. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods ... a few seconds after he took Viagra. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A philosopher philosophizes what people need to hear. A motivational speaker speaks what people want to hear. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Today, the world rewards those with creative and intellectual muscles. So, women and skinny men need to shut up and start thinking. -- Mokokoma Mokhono