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Besides, this story, my story, is a lot more interesting than some dried up old Russians. Why? This story has dicks, lots and lots of dicks. Oh, so now you're interested? I should have put dick in the first line. -- Nick Pageant
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fired up my e-reader to get lost in Easter Lust. It's a story about a bunny rabbit shifter who meets a chicken shifter. They come together, fall in love, and then, tragically, discover they're both submissive bottoms. -- Nick Pageant
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Fine, Gran. I'll fist his ass. -- Nick Pageant
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Whatever this guy was about to dish out, I was prepared to respond with, "Thank you, sir, and, may I have another? -- Nick Pageant
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I held a beautiful leather-bound copy of Moby Dick in one hand and my Moby dick in the other. -- Nick Pageant
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Now I was truly offended. "I don't read romance novels," I hissed, "I read gay fiction. -- Nick Pageant
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Nothing says I love you like a pre- lubricated butthole. -- Nick Pageant
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I was not raped! I had a boxing lesson! Are you both crazy? -- Nick Pageant
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Thanks for the penis, God. I don't have the balls to be a woman. -- Nick Pageant
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I'll read anything since I'm something of a book slut. -- Nick Pageant
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Can we all agree that the sexiest thing in the world is a nice ass in a jockstrap? Is there anything better in creation? I think not. -- Nick Pageant
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Cardigans can be very sexy."
"Really? Go into the bathroom, stare into the mirror, then come back out here and tell me if you'd fuck yourself. -- Nick Pageant
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I'd have to read and escape into another world where cops don't literally mean nightstick when they say nightstick and pucker is a noun. -- Nick Pageant
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I was on a kick of reading nothing but gay romance because I was in a bit of a sexual slump, unless you count reading one handed, if you do, I was having lots and lots of sex. -- Nick Pageant
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Don't worry, though, I'm sure you're still both tighter than the knots on a tree. -- Nick Pageant
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There's going to be just a teeny bit of angst (this is a romance book) and then there's going to be a Happily Ever After. And, oh yes, dicks and butts, lots of dicks and butts. Seriously, keep a wet wipe handy, there's some really hot stuff in here. -- Nick Pageant
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I like trees, they will someday be books. -- Nick Pageant
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No one ever spoke above a whisper in the staff lounge, but I felt the need to shush her anyway. I gave her my best librarian frown and put one finger to my lips. It works every time. We librarians are like practitioners of Jedi mind-control when it comes to shushing. -- Nick Pageant
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Like the fact that he's my twin brother and I know you'll eventually ask us to double-penetrate you."
I tried very hard to look shocked. "I don't even know what that means, Shane."
"And you're never going to find out. -- Nick Pageant
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Somewhere along the way, I stopped living in the real world. I expected life to be like my books. I expected happily ever after out of every situation and when I didn't get it, I'd just read another book. -- Nick Pageant
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She's a lot more than nice," Gran said with a leer, "after our last date, I came home with my face looking like a glazed donut. That gal's juices are flowing. She must be on some kind of hormone replacement therapy. -- Nick Pageant
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I was one sexy, cardigan-clad HoMoFo. -- Nick Pageant