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Jesus Christ was the original rock'n'roll star. He gave people reasons to live in the rut they were living in. He was the first man to say, "You don't have to have human sacrifices, 'cause human sacrifices hurt somebody, you know?" Just believe in the spirit that is within you. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I suppose there's a lot of people that've got a better life than me. But I don't know, I feel very fortunate and very blessed. -- Ozzy Osbourne
As I'm getting older a lot of my friends I used to go out and party with, they're all dead. The fact that I've been through that, I'm not proud of the fact that I've been through all that, but it's part of my journey. I'm lucky to be alive. I'm lucky to be playing music. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I wanted to be the fifth Beatle. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off ... and the nightmare continues. -- Ozzy Osbourne
To be a parent, especially to rock & roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth. You hate to say things that will upset your kids, but then sometimes you have to because you can't let them run around wild. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The Beatles gave me everything. Especially Paul McCartney. I adore him. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow and I can't relive yesterday but I live in the moment if I can. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Life's not all about money. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Conceived in anger, addicted to hate, the mutant child of a twisted state. -- Ozzy Osbourne
There is something f-king unbelievable about seeing all of the fans go crazy and chanting 'Ozzy!' I would pay to see them.. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Killing a pig for a good old fry-up is one thing. But there's no excuse for being cruel, even if you're a bored teenage kid. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Everything that I think is good is bad, and everything that I think is bad is good. -- Ozzy Osbourne
What's the future of mankind? How do I know, I got left behind. -- Ozzy Osbourne
God is within you. God is a nice feeling. He's the flowers and smells and the nice things in life. -- Ozzy Osbourne
It's sad, y'know, what money does to people. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Your bullshit culture licking can't stop the death watch ticking. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm out doing my deal, I'm turning people on. What's wrong with taking people away from their everyday mundane situation and having a good, fun night for an hour and a half at a rock'n'roll scene? -- Ozzy Osbourne
Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down to it I never went for a pint. I went to a pub to get f**ked up. If it was just going for a pint that would be ok but once I start I just can't stop. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I've been dictating to my son, who's helping me on his computer. I'm spending a lot of time doing research
I've just got up to 1971, when I went crazy and dived through the window. My life is so full of interesting stories ... -- Ozzy Osbourne
I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I never received any encouragement. My father would work nights and my mother would work during the day. We were expected to get a job with a trade. -- Ozzy Osbourne
When you get to 60, the word "retirement" comes in on every conversation. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I tried heroin once and I didn't like it. It frightened me. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm just a dreamer
I dream my life away
i'm just a dreamer
Who dreams of better days -- Ozzy Osbourne
None of us is perfect. Everyone has got a skeleton in the closet that they don't want people to find out. I just let it go, with a bit of humor. -- Ozzy Osbourne
How can you go on stage and shout 'Yeah! Rock'n'roll forever!' and then go to bed at 10 o'clock with a nightcap on, a candle in your hand and a Bible under your arm? -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are no invisible seams. -- Ozzy Osbourne
You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use. -- Ozzy Osbourne
When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you
I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you!
Don't you try and teach me no original sin;
I don't need your pity for the shape I'm in -- Ozzy Osbourne
The power of people, when they focus on something positive, never fails to amaze me. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I met Bush but we didn't talk at all. To tell you the truth, I was too pissed. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The Beatles. I didn't like the first couple of songs, but when I heard She Loves You', it was like something went off in my head. -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are no identical twins, or forgivable sins. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. -- Ozzy Osbourne
With time, people forget to say, "Darling I love you." just that word ... -- Ozzy Osbourne
People want it to be red, like blood. It's kind of funny. When I used to throw meat into the audience, I'd get letters from kids' mothers saying, "What's the best way to get blood stains out of my son's shirt?" -- Ozzy Osbourne
I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzy's dead and people that like Ozzy are dead. I have never had an empty seat. I've always sold out, so who's saying it's all over? -- Ozzy Osbourne
Did you know that the percentage of young people in the crucial 'youthquake' age bracket of 15 to 24 was higher in 1973 than in 1967 ? Therefore it was glam rock that ended the war in Vietnam. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks. -- Ozzy Osbourne
My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk. -- Ozzy Osbourne
In those days, if you wanted a new car or a holiday, you'd phone up the office and they'd send you some cash. You never had a bank account. I don't know anyone from the music business in the Seventies that it didn't happen to. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Mind you, it's all bullshit with wine, isn't it? It's just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I don't want to be a hero, I don't want to ever let you down. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Rock and roll is my religion. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Drugs and alcohol were ruling my life. I made a lot of bad decisions while I was drinking alcohol. The first thing I stopped was cigarettes and tobacco. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I listen to some of the lyrics I used to write and I say, "Where was my head at when I wrote that?" -- Ozzy Osbourne
Do you want me crucified for my profanity? -- Ozzy Osbourne
Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, you got to believe in foolish miracles. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years! -- Ozzy Osbourne
Just another lonely broken hero picking up the pieces of my mind. Running out of faith and hope and reason, I'm running out of time. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Tell me where do I belong in a sick society? -- Ozzy Osbourne
I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I have a night off on Halloween. It's Halloween for me every night. Let everybody else be Ozzy for the night. People go out dressed as me. -- Ozzy Osbourne
My idea of what God should be is a good guy. I don't think there's any good in killing people in the name of your God. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I don't forget what I used to do and so I can't justifiably say to my kid, "Don't you do that," when I used to do it myself. -- Ozzy Osbourne
That night, at God knows what hour, Bill phoned me up and shouted, 'Ozzy, I think my
house is haunted!'
'Sell tickets then,' I told him, and put the phone down. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I was curious, given the swimming pools of booze I've guzzled over the years - not to mention all of the cocaine, morphine, sleeping pills, cough syrup, LSD, Rohypnol ... there's really no plausible medical reason why I should still be alive. Maybe my DNA could say why. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about. -- Ozzy Osbourne
He protected his feelings in walls he imagined, but castles crumble exposing the frightened child. -- Ozzy Osbourne
You're chasing the dragon, you're chasing the high. A bird with one wing, who's still trying to fly. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I've had every known chemical
cocaine, booze
and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks? It's suggestion by looking at something: You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke! -- Ozzy Osbourne
With my recovery programme, I have to do a daily inventory of how my day has been. I am terribly dyslexic and have attention deficit disorder, so I have to carry a tape recorder everywhere I go. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm telling you, the ingenuity of alcoholics is something else. If only it could be put to some kind of good use. I mean, if you said to an alcoholic, 'Look, the only way for you to get another drink is to cure cancer,' the disease would be history in five seconds. -- Ozzy Osbourne
As for the kids, once the damage is done with a divorce, you can't ever make it right. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I would lock myself in my room and drink a case of Corona and smoke a load of pot. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I didn't really like the taste of booze. I liked the effect it did on me. But I can't say I savored a glass full of Chablis Chablis 1932. I drank whatever s - - was in front of me and got me buzzed. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Weather in Afghanistan, 2000 degrees and cloudy. What the f-ck am I doing? I'm stuck on the weather channel. AHHH! -- Ozzy Osbourne
Tony Iommi - the undisputed king of demonic heavy rock riffs. In this area, no one had never surpassed him. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I used to smoke cigarettes, smoke dope, do smack, every f - - thing. First, I couldn't function without it. Then I couldn't do anything with or without it. Then I thought, "This is the end of the line for my fun days." -- Ozzy Osbourne
I remember one night in Memphis, I'd come out of a blackout, and I didn't know where I was. I'm feeling through the darkness - I was asleep in the middle of a freeway. I went up to this car in the darkness, and it was a cop car. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I retired once but you've got to have something to retire to and I don't want to do anything. My job is like a well paid hobby, I mean not a hobby but I'm not lining up every morning at the bus queue to go to work. I'm very lucky. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The bike went up in the air and landed on my back. It broke my neck, smashed my collarbone and splinters of bone severed my main artery. My lung filled up with blood. I severed my nerves and to this day I have no feeling there. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I keep hearing this fucking thing that guns don't kill people, but people kill people. If that's the case, why do we give people guns when they go to war? Why not just send the people? -- Ozzy Osbourne
What can go wrong will go wrong. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Love and peace to everyone. May your God go with you. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm into rock'n'roll because rock'n'roll, to me, means freedom. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I can see thru mountains watch me disappear, I can even touch the sky. Swallowing the colors of the sounds I hear, am I just a crazy guy? You bet. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Ten thousand million nightmares, temptation by the score, I used to get so high, and still I wanted more. You think my time is wasted in search of who I am, I tried so hard to kill the boy inside the man. -- Ozzy Osbourne
People think I'm crazy, but I'm in demand. -- Ozzy Osbourne
People say to me, you have not got stage fright. And if I haven't got stage fright, then I'm going to be comfortable within myself, and then something - I've always been that way and so I'm fighting to get away from that fear. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The birth of a doubt that was once your belief is drowning in the tears that you cry. -- Ozzy Osbourne
It was always fun in the early days of Black Sabbath, when I stayed away from heavy drugs. Then someone gave me cocaine and I went, "Hallelujah!" I thought I'd found the meaning of life! -- Ozzy Osbourne
All rehab can do is tell you what's wrong with you and then suggest ways for you to get better. -- Ozzy Osbourne
They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not one of these guys to do my solo stuff one night and Black Sabbath the next. I can't do that, you know. It's too much to handle. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I've said to my kids, 'I don't want you to think I jumped away from you and clicked my heels and said bon voyage. It wasn't like that at all. It just about destroyed me.' -- Ozzy Osbourne
Black Sabbath wasn't like the Bon Jovis of the time. We were just a bunch of guys that were against the grain of society. And we sung about things that people thought back then. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I didn't think anything we did was spectacular. I remember we thought, Let's just write some scary music. -- Ozzy Osbourne
L.A.'s not a good place to grow old. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I can't change the past, but I can try to make a better future for me ... -- Ozzy Osbourne
I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I'm on stage they're not privileged to see me. It's a privilege for me to see them. -- Ozzy Osbourne
My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few. -- Ozzy Osbourne
For years I've had neurological problems. I used to shake a lot and I was on medication - I paid about $700,000 for one year of pills. I was taking 40-odd different ones a day. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Unholy soldier, disciple of sin, what kind of mind are you living in? -- Ozzy Osbourne
I don't know whose brilliant idea that was, but it wasn't mine, that's for sure. -- Ozzy Osbourne
All I ever wanted to do was to do something good so that my parents could be proud of me. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Occasionally, I go off the rails. I once nearly killed somebody once - it wasn't funny. I am a lunatic. The pressure of work, the pressure - everyone has a stop valve, and I don't have one. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Out of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most! -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm hoping to do a Broadway musical on the life of Rasputin. He's someone I can definitely identify with. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The way I was boozing was a kind of suicide. It was only gonna be a matter of time. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'd like to sing songs that are mellower. I don't want to be screaming when I'm 60. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I know that I'm here - I believe that I'm here for a purpose. I believe in forces of fate. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Just take our name off the list ... The nomination is meaningless, because it's not voted on by the fans ... -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm a nice guy, you know.
It's hard work to be an asshole. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not a musician - I'm a ham. -- Ozzy Osbourne
We were very pleased to have the opportunity to come to Israel and visit the holy sites in the Old City. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The fact that I ever raised my hand against a woman disgusts me. It was a f**king atrocious, unforgivable way to behave, and there's no excuse for it, ever. And like I said before, it's something I'll take to the grave with me. -- Ozzy Osbourne
If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I remember what a thrill it was to go from the back streets of Birmingham to Madison Square Garden in New York ... it's like playing on Mars. You can't buy that. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'll always be an outrageous character. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Mental wounds not healing, who and what's to blame. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train. -- Ozzy Osbourne
It [retirement] was absolutely boring. You can't go and say, 'I'm retired now. That's it!' It won't take long and you're really gone for good and someone throws the last shovel of dirt on a coffin with your name on it. That's the moment you're really retiring - when you die. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I think if a man can create something like an atom bomb, he can surely create something with his own mind. -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are no impossible dreams. -- Ozzy Osbourne
They teach you how to handle life in England, but they don't teach you a thing about death. There's no book telling you what to do when your mum or dad dies. -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are no unachievable goals. -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are no unwinnable wars. -- Ozzy Osbourne
If I could have just one more wish, I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes. -- Ozzy Osbourne
It was such an amazing time for music in the Sixties. When popular music hit me, it was like magic was in the air. -- Ozzy Osbourne
What is the world coming to? -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are some singers that have great technique and then there are those that have a certain quality or style in their voice. Some have both, like Freddie Mercury, but to me, I prefer style over technique. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not a big fan of TV. It's an unavoidable situation being Ozzy Osbourne, people want you to go on chat shows, and I'm not good at it. I don't feel comfortable doing it. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I've been in rehabs with hardcore heroin addicts who say, 'I've kicked the heroin, but I can't let go of the tobacco.' I haven't smoked a cigarette in a long time. I like being clean now. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I have no faith in my ability to judge things. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I just suddenly thought, people really get off on being scared. They pay money to see green foam come out of people's mouths. -- Ozzy Osbourne
When I was a practicing alcoholic, I was unbelievable. One side effect was immense suspicion: I'd come off tour like Inspector Clouseau on acid. 'Where's this cornflake come from? It wasn't here before. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above. We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love. -- Ozzy Osbourne
What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by. -- Ozzy Osbourne
As far as we were concerned, we were just a blues band that had decided to write some scary music. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I finally came to the decision that I couldn't do it like that anymore. So I surrendered to that. I did (the Sabbath reunion tour) without anything - cigarettes, tobacco, dope, anything. And I had so much more fun without it. -- Ozzy Osbourne
There's no present, there's no future, I don't even know about the past. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Nobody tells me f-k all! -- Ozzy Osbourne
Execution halts your breath, helter skelter spiral death. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Chocolate thickens the saliva, which isn't good news if you've gotta recite Shakespeare or sing Iron Man. Having said that, you're not supposed to drink tea either but I still do before gigs. It's not very rock and roll, but it's like a magic potion to me. -- Ozzy Osbourne
If you choose to criticize, you choose your enemies. -- Ozzy Osbourne
People say it's hard at the top, but it's even harder at the bottom. -- Ozzy Osbourne
You learn who your friends are when the shit hits the fan. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I open the door for old ladies, I help old ladies across the road. I do a show for leukemia every year, but I don't broadcast that because it's against my image. -- Ozzy Osbourne
With marriage, you've just got to stick it out. You can't jump off the boat at the first bump in the waves. -- Ozzy Osbourne
You've got to try and take things to the next level, or you'll just get stuck in a rut. -- Ozzy Osbourne
If I go out with a jacket and a pair of trousers that my wife doesn't like, you can bet your ass it ain't in my wardrobe the following day. I say that it gets lost in the sky. -- Ozzy Osbourne
When you're in love, it's not just about the messing around in the sack, it's about how empty you feel when they're gone. -- Ozzy Osbourne
A foolish picture I live in disgust, degradation being eaten by lust. -- Ozzy Osbourne
You can't kill Rock 'n' Roll. It's here to stay -- Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy is a powerful and attractive man. When I grow up I want to be Ozzy. -- Ozzy Osbourne
We're going off the rails on a crazy train. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think ... Satan. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I live in a 9 million dollar turd. -- Ozzy Osbourne
In the Seventies I was so scared I wouldn't go on stage. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Sabbath were a hippy band. We were into peace. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I once had a dream about getting a marriage, house in the country, and at the end of the day we'd retire, but I'm never going to retire. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids the way to rule their lives, while they're absolutely stewed out of their brains. -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are no unbeatable odds, there are no believable gods. -- Ozzy Osbourne
After a real snake ended up on stage one night, it was well and truly pissed off about being on stage with Ozzy Osbourne, that snake was. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not trying to twist people's heads around. I'm not trying to say, "Believe in me." -- Ozzy Osbourne
You can choose, don't confuse, win or lose, it's up to you. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play. -- Ozzy Osbourne
It took a lot of water to down just that f-king bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my f-king throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures? You still do it? You do it every night?' It happened f-king once, for Christ's sake. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The first question that comes out of everybody's mouth, 'Did you bite the head off a bat?' And I did, so, next. -- Ozzy Osbourne
You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Hating people isn't a productive way of living. So what's the point in hating anyone? There's enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Everybody's having fun, except me I'm the lonely one I live in shame. -- Ozzy Osbourne
'Someone's gonna die before this is over,' I said to Doc McGhee. [...]
'I don't think someone's gonna die, Ozzy. I think we're all gonna die.' -- Ozzy Osbourne
It's gotta be any parent's worst nightmare when they lose their child. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Yes, I did bite the head off of a dove. Yes, I did bite the head off of a bat. It's a stupid thing to do, but I did it. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I was always apologizing for yesterday's behavior and I got tired of it. I feel it's good being straight. As I did when I first got high. It's a high to be straight because I was getting loaded every day. -- Ozzy Osbourne
If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm the demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol, demon alcohol. Let's party. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I advise that pregnant women do not come to my concerts. -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are no indisputable truths. -- Ozzy Osbourne
It's all part of my journey - I've done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Suicide is the only way out. -- Ozzy Osbourne
If you don't know what sex is before you're 21 you're going to have a problem and should go to your psychiatrist. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the fu*k I'm talking about. -- Ozzy Osbourne
In the early days, you would get skinheads, the Eagles and Black Sabbath playing the same show. -- Ozzy Osbourne
And I never missed one concert. In 89 shows, I think I did one a bit suspect show. In the old days, I'd pull gigs left, right and center because I was too f - - up. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I remember saying to Tony [Iommi], 'Did you hear how heavy that Led Zeppelin album sounded?'
Without missing a beat, he replied, 'We'll be heavier.' -- Ozzy Osbourne
The most unbelievable thing about my behaviour is that I was convinced it was entirely f**king normal. -- Ozzy Osbourne
A Christian man is a man who is within himself, who puts out good vibes. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Don't ask me, I don't know -- Ozzy Osbourne
I didn't have a clue what love was about until I met Sharon. -- Ozzy Osbourne
If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll piss up this shrine.' -- Ozzy Osbourne
I never thought I could write anything or do a show sober, ever. But I did the Black Sabbath shows sober, and it was so much better fun for me, and everybody. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The ministry of fear that won't let you live. The ministry of grace that doesn't forgive. -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are no uncriminal crimes. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don't read reviews, I mean I don't read reviews. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not the kind of person you think I am, I'm not the anti-Christ, or the iron man. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Let me explain something to you - you have not been standing in front of thirty thousand decibals for thirty-five years - write me a note! -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are no unsavable souls. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'd rather look good in my coffin than bad in my coffin. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Condemned to violence, arrested by pain. Inside the soul lies a man insane. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I always feel like I am on the dark side of the tracks. I feel I'm no good. I can't read. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Won't you ride my white horse? -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'd rather see twenty thousand smiling faces than twenty thousand crying people. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have. -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are no unlockable doors. -- Ozzy Osbourne
MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Rock music is not meant to be perfect. -- Ozzy Osbourne
A child of broken mind, the fear that I hide behind. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I've had so much good luck happen to me that I can't handle bad luck. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The road to nowhere leads to me. -- Ozzy Osbourne
As long as there are kids who are pissed off and have no real way in venting out that anger, heavy metal will live on. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Mick Jagger, the greatest of all front men I've ever met in my life. -- Ozzy Osbourne
You can never take the violence back. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Children of the future, watching empires fall. Madness the cup they drink from, self destruction the toll. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Thank God for the bomb. Nuke ya, nuke ya. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I was never good at sports. I was never good at exams, because they didn't understand dyslexia. -- Ozzy Osbourne
You've got to have something to retire to. Something you always wanted to do but your job prevented it. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm like a junky without an addiction. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I have the greatest respect for Tony Iommi. -- Ozzy Osbourne
My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said, 'I don't care as long as they're laughing.' -- Ozzy Osbourne
I feel joy when I do a great show. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The media sells it and you live the role. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I've made a career out of it now. -- Ozzy Osbourne
It was one of the greatest experiences of my life to meet Paul McCartney. It was phenomenal. -- Ozzy Osbourne
That was the end of it.
Lights out.
For ever. -- Ozzy Osbourne
To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Voices in the darkness scream away my mental health, can I ask a question to help me save me from myself? -- Ozzy Osbourne
I believe in what I do. I mean, I don't go out - I don't have the clothes or drink anymore, I don't do drugs or any of that. I used to. But I got very ready to get me out of the house. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice. -- Ozzy Osbourne
My heart stopped twice. They had to stab me to drain the blood from my lungs because I was drowning in my own blood. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I've been a practicing alcoholic and drug addict for most of my life. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'm one of these people that always looks on the bad side of the fence. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Reviews?
Didn't read 'em. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Every shopaholic needs an accomplice. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Sex isn't the priority anymore, now I'm 65. But it still goes on. I want it and she doesn't, same as ever. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I just can't wake from these scary dreams. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Pink Floyd was music for rich college kids, and we were the exact f**king opposite of that. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I can't do anything in moderation. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Freddie is great. At a time when everybody around was doing God knows what, Queen was making music. -- Ozzy Osbourne
The introduction of heartache began as a child. -- Ozzy Osbourne
I'll kind of tend to beat myself up because I just want it to sound better than better. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Evil thoughts and evil doing, cold, alone, you hang in ruins. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Black illusion is all I ever see. -- Ozzy Osbourne
There are no incurable ills. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Destiny planned out, I don't need no hand out. -- Ozzy Osbourne
Being in Birmingham, I thought I was going to be a gangster or a bag-runner or a thief. I heard music and I was determined to get out of there. -- Ozzy Osbourne
