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Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve? -- Rich Burlew
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You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up. -- Rich Burlew
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Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument. -- Rich Burlew
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Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?

Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks. -- Rich Burlew
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Druids always pick the hard way; it encourages natural selection. -- Rich Burlew
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Let's see... "Advanced Flanking Theory", by U.R. Skrood. "Fighting on the Grid", by Minnie Churse. "Moving on Diagonals", by Wun and Ahaff. Ah ha! Here it is: "Attacks of Opportunity Explained", by Ben Dover and Taye Kitt. -- Rich Burlew
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Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied. -- Rich Burlew
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Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood. -- Rich Burlew
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It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn't know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic for nine years but never contacted me. -- Rich Burlew
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So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!! -- Rich Burlew
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I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit. -- Rich Burlew
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Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies! -- Rich Burlew
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Durkon: You're only saying that because you don't want the world to end.

Roy: Of course I'm only saying that because I don't want the world to end. This is not an otherwise common topic of conversation . -- Rich Burlew
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You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much. -- Rich Burlew
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Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one. -- Rich Burlew
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No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid. -- Rich Burlew
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You should have seen the look on your skull... -- Rich Burlew
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Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen. -- Rich Burlew
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Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits... -- Rich Burlew
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I think I just had an evilgasm. -- Rich Burlew
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thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating! -- Rich Burlew
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You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my family. -- Rich Burlew