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Each piece I tell stands on its own, and then it all ties together. It segues from story to story, and then I wrap it up - like three-piece movements in a symphony. -- Ron Shock
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Most people are used to the T.V. comedy method of one joke every 18 seconds. And that's why it's not funny ... There's no time for anything to develop. -- Ron Shock
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I have a routine I go through on the days that I work, and I don't want to divert from that. -- Ron Shock
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If the Bible is correct, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that means there were no dinosaurs, and museum curators have been messing with us. Or the dinosaurs were here, and we never noticed them. Or a lot of people saw them but didn't want to say anything. -- Ron Shock
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I prefer to have one gigantic laugh preceded by several smaller laughs rather than a bunch of medium laughs all along. -- Ron Shock
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I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time. -- Ron Shock
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I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny. -- Ron Shock
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Fortunately for me, or unfortunately, they made me an editor of the Parish Prison Pelican. I could read and write, and I had a way with words. -- Ron Shock
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There's probably been very few people in comedy that have a diversified background as I do. -- Ron Shock
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I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy recitals on a given subject. -- Ron Shock
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It has been a wonderful life for me. It's just been a blessing. I can't say I would have done it any other way. I have no regrets. I like what I do. -- Ron Shock
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I came to Vegas because I wanted to, not because I thought it could help my career. I didn't even know they had comedy clubs here. -- Ron Shock
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I always wanted to be a comedian, but I wasn't sure how you do that. -- Ron Shock
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I'm a storyteller. I'm not like any other comic. I tell detailed stories - not made-up stuff, but true stories. -- Ron Shock
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I'm an orator, a raconteur. -- Ron Shock
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I didn't get rich and famous, but I do what I love. -- Ron Shock