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If anybody needs any help with anything, I'm prepared to help. -- Russell Brand
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It's highly psychological, and very beautiful, and overwhelming, and real, and trippy! -- Russell Brand
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When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite. I'm beginning to think they just don't want to talk about inequality. -- Russell Brand
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What was alien was being ordinary, being humdrum, being trapped into appeasing ... having to crush and stifle my opinions, not being allowed to be brilliant, tricking myself into mediocrity. -- Russell Brand
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Our basic fundamental desires are overly stimulated. A friend of mine said, "you have a generation of people that have been accidentally marketed to." -- Russell Brand
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Every moment is a fresh new beginning, a wonderful inauguration of the great cosmic journey through the universe. We can do whatever we want. We can change reality at any moment. -- Russell Brand
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Now, I don't want to come over all cynical, but doesn't that imply that you could dispense with the entire democratic process and simply award power to the party with the most money in its campaign fund? Yes. It does. Maybe not always, just every, single time in history so far. -- Russell Brand
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What I might do is watch Mrs Doubtfire. Or Dead Poets Society or Good Will Hunting and I might be nice to people, mindful today how fragile we all are, how delicate we are, even when fizzing with divine madness that seems like it will never expire. -- Russell Brand
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If people have some sort of yearning, dissatisfaction or some itching irritability, then it might because they aren't looking in the right direction for a solution. They aren't looking within. -- Russell Brand
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I'm buying things for people I don't even know. I'm like Willy Wonka, but more manipulative. Imagine if Willy Wonka had a devious goal. -- Russell Brand
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I'm a recovering drug addict, so it's not a subject that I take lightly, but I do agree that the criminalization of narcotics is the deliberate inhibition of human consciousness. -- Russell Brand
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If you're a drug addict, then you've always got drugs, so you're a criminal. So you're gonna get into problems. -- Russell Brand
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Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws. -- Russell Brand
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There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face. -- Russell Brand
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All we can do is adapt the way we view this condition, not as a crime or a romantic affectation but as a disease that will kill. We need to review the way society treats addicts, not as criminals but as sick people in need of care. -- Russell Brand
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I suppose I'm qualified to some degree to speak about the nature of contemporary media, as that's where I currently work. People, I think have been beyond trained - coded to not anticipate change; to think that change is implausible. Almost weaned off. It had to be a revolution bred out of us. -- Russell Brand
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Page 3 is a crazy concept whereby for no discernable reason, a national newspaper prints a photograph of a young woman showing her tits. I'd object but I'm too enamoured with the boobs ... -- Russell Brand
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Consciousness does affect matter. -- Russell Brand
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Tumbling into a dark, Lewis Carroll labyrinth of filth, pursuing a white rabbit of smut! -- Russell Brand
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People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth. -- Russell Brand
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The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their addiction and unless they have structured help, they have no hope. -- Russell Brand
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Spurred by Amy's death I've tried to salvage unwilling victims from the mayhem of the internal storm and am always, always just pulled inside myself. -- Russell Brand
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The revolution that's required isn't a revolution of radical ideas, but the implementation of ideas we already have. -- Russell Brand
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Surfing should be called "foam-choking" or "sea stabbing. -- Russell Brand
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We apply reality from within. The world is our perception of the world. So what other people think of you, famous or not, is an independent construct taking place in their brain, and we shouldn't worry too much about it. -- Russell Brand
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Today's 'Sesame Street' will NOT be brought to you by the number 34 or the letter D. -- Russell Brand
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We don't need to know what goes on beyond time. We need to know how to save this planet that we live on. To align our consciousness with the fundamental frequencies with which all have in common, and to generate love and energy between us. -- Russell Brand
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This is why people get obsessed with festivals, or clubs, or drugs, or football, or other temporal approximations of togetherness; these distilled vials of the elixir are craved by our starved souls. -- Russell Brand
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I think all of us are living in denial of our spiritual nature as we continue to participate in the material world even though we know we're destroying the planet we live on. -- Russell Brand
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Say I feel all sad and self-indulgent, then get stung by a wasp, my misery feels quite abstract and I long just to be in spiritual pain once more - 'damn you tiny assassin, clad in yellow and black, how I crave my former innocence where melancholy was my only trial'. -- Russell Brand
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It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a house, a cat, good friendships and generally a bright outlook. -- Russell Brand
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If love is something you cherish, it is hard to glean much joy from death, even in one's enemies. -- Russell Brand
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Like Jesus said, "The kingdom of heaven is within," which seems, once and for all, to bust wide open the daft afterlife view of heaven as some kind of Lando Calrissian cloud kingdom that you can get into like Alton Towers if you acquire enough good-boy tokens. -- Russell Brand
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I say us - obviously I don't vote as I believe democracy is a pointless spectacle where we choose between two indistinguishable political parties, neither of whom represent the people but the interest of powerful business elites that run the world. -- Russell Brand
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When I was growing up, I thought I'd be a lot happier if I was famous and successful and if I had money. -- Russell Brand
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Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient. -- Russell Brand
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Her death had a powerful impact on me I suppose because it was such an obvious shock, like watching someone for hours through a telescope advance towards you, fist extended with the intention of punching you in the face. Even though I saw it coming it still hurt when it eventually hit me. -- Russell Brand
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Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies. -- Russell Brand
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I do transcendental meditation, which is, I suppose, derived from Vedic or Ayurvedic principles, which is sort of Hindu principles. -- Russell Brand
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I deplore those long brown curly fingernail folk. I don't even especially like people who have one long thumbnail for guitar. My mate Karl has one, and it scratched me the other day. I was sickened. -- Russell Brand
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When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different. -- Russell Brand
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Mark Twain, the thinking man's Colonel Sanders, reputedly said, America is New York, New Orleans, and San Francisco. Everywhere else is Cleveland. -- Russell Brand
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Life's never a postcard of life, is it? It never feels like how you'd want it to look. -- Russell Brand
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Eventually, I think you find a spiritual and emotional connection with someone, and I think it unifies you with everyone else. I think if you love one person, it makes you love everyone ... -- Russell Brand
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I didn't take a job on Fox News because I'm interested in progress. I'm interested in shouting and pointing and simplifying things! -- Russell Brand
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All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for the futility of racism. -- Russell Brand
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Maybe a life of devotion doesn't need to be robes and chanting; maybe it's just going through life with open eyes and an open mind, looking out for chances to help people and buzz on the altruistic zip it gives, like coins in Mario Land. -- Russell Brand
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Total revolution of consciousness and our entire social, political and economic system is what interests me, but that's not on the ballot. -- Russell Brand
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I get fixated when I'm bleeding
I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down. -- Russell Brand
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Individualism. Campbell said, "All religions are true in that the metaphor is true." I think this means that religions are meant to be literary maps, not literal doctrines, a signpost to the unknowable, a hymn to the inconceivable. Edward Slingerland is a professor -- Russell Brand
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The greatest poverty one can have is to be poor in one's heart and for falling in love, he is truly happy. He discovers purpose. -- Russell Brand
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Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction. -- Russell Brand
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For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love; or a frozen second in a park where it's enough that there are trees in the world. -- Russell Brand
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The best thing you can do is fall in love. My life has been changed by falling in love. -- Russell Brand
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My modus operandi is that I'll be content with anything, as long as I know that it's the best that's possible. -- Russell Brand
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On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. -- Russell Brand
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I know that's the sort of thing people say and I really hate it when people say the sort of things people say. I always think, 'You don't mean that, you just think it sounds good. -- Russell Brand
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Fear travels fast. Love travels a little more slowly. Rationale takes a little more consideration. -- Russell Brand
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I have never voted. Like most people I am utterly disenchanted by politics. Like most people I regard politicians as frauds and liars and the current political system as nothing more than a bureaucratic means for furthering the augmentation and advantages of economic elites. -- Russell Brand
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We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a pair of scissors. -- Russell Brand
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The world isn't made of atoms, it's made of stories. -- Russell Brand
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The nation state is a relatively modern idea, and I don't think we're getting a lot out of it except for flags and World Cups. -- Russell Brand
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Honesty has always been an integral part of my operation, really. -- Russell Brand
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As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion -- Russell Brand
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People don't realize that the future is just now, but later. -- Russell Brand
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You can't absolutely make everything the way you want it to be in life. Sometimes thing are just different and then you to just move with that and try and remain in contact with what is beautiful about yourself and each other with any situation. -- Russell Brand
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I've always had this impulse to be destructive. -- Russell Brand
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Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone. -- Russell Brand
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When people are content they are difficult to manoeuvre. We are perennially discontent and offered placebos as remedies. -- Russell Brand
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I've come off heroin twice, and the worst part is laying in bed kicking and not being able to keep still. The physical withdrawal doesn't last that long, but then it's just all psychological. I think it's worse than cigarettes. -- Russell Brand
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To this day, I feel a fierce warmth for women that have the same disregard for the social conventions of sexual protocol as I do. I love it when I meet a woman and her sexuality is dancing across her face, so it's apparent that all we need to do is nod and find a cupboard. -- Russell Brand
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We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless. -- Russell Brand
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Our social and economic systems are so devoid of humanity and love. -- Russell Brand
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Imagining the overthrow of the current political system is the only way I can be enthused about politics. -- Russell Brand
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Apathy is a rational reaction to a system that no longer represents, hears or addresses the vast majority of people. -- Russell Brand
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I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time. -- Russell Brand
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The more people who have access to this vital information the better society will be. -- Russell Brand
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We are imprisoned within, hypnotized without, denying ourselves access to the internal peace and external harmony. Can we execute the perfect jailbreak when we have become our own jailers? -- Russell Brand
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Animals, children, and the working class comprise the company in which I'll feel most at ease. -- Russell Brand
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This is no time for drinking a mug of water - which you would do nowhere else in the world. A mug of water! You just don't drink water from mugs, do ya? Except on the telly. Water out of a mug! Should be a hot drink ... mug of water. -- Russell Brand
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Once there the main man, the bearded preacher, bridles and jabs, spasms and gurns like a pre-ejaculatory James Brown. -- Russell Brand
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Rebel children, I urge you, fight the turgid slick of conformity with which they seek to smother your glory. -- Russell Brand
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Anyone who's been poor and gets rich is stalked by guilt and fear. Guilt because you know it isn't fair, that life hasn't changed for everyone -- Russell Brand
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You have to forgive everyone for everything. You can't cling on to any blame that you may be using to make sense of the story of your life. -- Russell Brand
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I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it. -- Russell Brand
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Even as a junkie I stayed true [to vegetarianism] - 'I shall have heroin, but I shan't have a hamburger.' What a sexy little paradox. -- Russell Brand
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You've seen their logo - it's an apple with a bite taken out of it. That bite is the symbol of the moment mankind broke their pact with God, transgressed their own innocent nature, and chewed into consuming and consumerism. We have externalized all wonder, materialized our inherent magic. -- Russell Brand
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Well this all seems like a bit of a storm in a teacup! -- Russell Brand
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The only meaningful interpretation of any religious teaching is to honor the divine within ourselves and love the divine in one another. -- Russell Brand
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Beyond the limited realm of the senses, the shallow pool of the known, is a great untamable ocean, and we don't have a fucking clue what goes on in there. -- Russell Brand
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I do have a regard for the musicality of language that came from BBC sitcoms like 'Fawlty Towers.' -- Russell Brand
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If you've got any concern at all about animal welfare, you've got to not eat meat. -- Russell Brand
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If people associate you with the idea of loads of money, they in turn will give some of that money to you. -- Russell Brand
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My belief is that we do not currently operate on a frequency of consciousness that is capable of interpreting the information required to understand the great mystery. I -- Russell Brand
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No one shuts their laptop after looking at pornography and says, 'What a productive time I just spent connecting with the world!' -- Russell Brand
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It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a microphone. I thought I was going to become friends with Homer Simpson, but unfortunately none of them are real. -- Russell Brand
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What I liked about it is in the world of children, there are very, very different rules and a kind of naivete and innocence and sweetness that's been beautifully captured, I think, by this film as you can even see [gesturing toward the film's poster on display nearby] from this gorgeous artwork. -- Russell Brand
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How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend? -- Russell Brand
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I also quite like to be recognized by children; I find it sweet. -- Russell Brand
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I struggle in these situations not to let my madness govern me, and to let the positive aspects of my character define my life. -- Russell Brand
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I don't like doing anything that makes you sweat if you don't come at the end of it. -- Russell Brand
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And drinking neat liquor from the bottle, with all my long hair and my shirt undone and my beads, not so much the lizard king, more a gecko duchess, I fitted in nicely with their idea of what a creative person should be. -- Russell Brand
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Companies' motives to make profit means they neglect inherent social or moral values. -- Russell Brand
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In spite of the anguish my addiction to drugs and alcohol has caused me, I wouldn't relinquish its lessons -- Russell Brand
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I really love to be with people. It's nice, that. To have achieved sudden intimacy with strangers is perhaps the most human thing you can do. We all love our friends and families, as much as we hate them. When you can achieve intimacy with strangers, it's very exciting and heartening. -- Russell Brand
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Have you considered that the Bible, like all religious doctrine, may be allegorical and symbolic, to direct us toward one holy entity of love, as opposed to a simplistic litiginous text to direct the behavior of human beings? -- Russell Brand
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What should happen is a little voice in your head, like Jimmy Cricket in Pinocchio, will go 'But Russell, that bird, that's a creature like you, if you kill it it'll be all sad' and you go 'F***, alright. I won't kill it then.' -- Russell Brand
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By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded. -- Russell Brand
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Imagine the wisdom to be passed down from the classical Buddhist texts. -- Russell Brand
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In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved. -- Russell Brand
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I'll not be changing, but America will. -- Russell Brand
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If you strip away self-effacement, charm and the spirit of mischief-qualities that make determination and ambition tolerable- you're left with a right ar**hole. -- Russell Brand
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I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia. -- Russell Brand
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People have always said, are you gay? I've had a lot of that. But it's just not in me. I really like women a lot; I'm repulsed by men sexually. -- Russell Brand
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I think many of the boundaries that convention has placed upon us are arbitrary, so we can fiddle with them if we fancy. Gravity's hard to dispute, and breathing, but a lot of things we instinctively obey are a lot of old tosh. -- Russell Brand
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Question all information when you receive it. You might not even trust me Look at me, I've got a blanket over me head. -- Russell Brand
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We're naked under our clothes; we both know what it's like to need to fart and hold it in, or not be able to get a hard-on, or worry that a bloke across the room might be looking at your bird and you might have to fight him but he looks well hard. -- Russell Brand
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If you can be free from pride, self-pity, self-centeredness, selfishness, jealousy, envy, intolerance, impatience, greed, gluttony, lust, sloth, arrogance, and dishonesty, then there is a state of serenity and connectedness within. -- Russell Brand
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Organize society effectively. The capitalist system is not the result of our collective greed; it is the manifestation of the greed of a few and the manipulation of the many. A global superstructure has been established to -- Russell Brand
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I enjoyed having a reputation as being wild, but these days I try not to worry about what people think in the privacy of their own brain or what they write in the bizarre publicity of their own newspapers, because all of those things are meaningless. -- Russell Brand
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Be the change you wish to see in the world," said Gandhi. If you want a nonviolent world, you cannot use violence to achieve it. He also said, "In the end the British will walk out because 100,000 British cannot control 350 million Indians if those Indians refuse to cooperate. -- Russell Brand
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The thing for me is, what if one returns to these maxims, these rather simplistic maxims "Be the change you want to see in the world." Because what canvas have we but the self for these kind of explorations, ultimately. -- Russell Brand
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I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. -- Russell Brand
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Being famous is like a little bit of you is taken away and goes off and lives on its own and does what it wants ... I wish it would do more interesting things! -- Russell Brand
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It seems to me that a lot of people are using religious arguments to advance their own prejudices. -- Russell Brand
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I keep hearing in my head "you are the Messiah, you are the Messiah". I think there's something wrong with my headphones. -- Russell Brand
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The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief. -- Russell Brand
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The economy is just a metaphorical device, it's not real-that's why it's got the word "con" in the middle of it. -- Russell Brand
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Invisible violence in Pakistan, violence against brown people, ongoing violence in Iraq - that's got to be quantified in the same way as the cinematic glamorous violence that happens in recognisable cities. -- Russell Brand
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The truth is: there is on this frequency, from our human perspective, a planet, some beings, some resources; would it not be sensible to employ systems that benefit the planet, the beings, and the resources? -- Russell Brand
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In the United States, 95 per cent of income gains since the recession began have gone to the top 0.01 per cent. -- Russell Brand
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We continue to be spilled on by consumerism even though we know it doesn't make us happy. -- Russell Brand
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The utilities and facilities of major corporations can be confiscated and given to democratic collectives -- Russell Brand
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It seems to me that actual democracy is where all of us get to participate and it's not just a sort of a blunt little dry hump in a ballot box, but an actual penetrative process. -- Russell Brand
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Consciousness exists beyond your head, between our heads, and it can manifest harmony. -- Russell Brand
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When you fall in love you recognise you're not the most important person in the world, and your focus becomes another person. -- Russell Brand
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A buddy of mine was addicted to heroin and he told me that people who say quitting cigarettes is harder than quitting heroin are wrong. -- Russell Brand
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As a producer, you've got to be involved in helping out with solving problems. -- Russell Brand
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The six heirs to the Walmart fortune have more wealth than the poorest 30 per cent of Americans. -- Russell Brand
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A small minority cannot control an uncooperative majority, so they must be distracted, divided, tyrannized, or anesthetized into compliance. -- Russell Brand
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Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory. -- Russell Brand
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The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of some woolly, bullshit tree-hugging piffle but because we live on it, currently without alternatives. -- Russell Brand
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To make the world work for 100 percent of humanity in the shortest possible time through spontaneous cooperation without ecological offense or the disadvantage of anyone. -- Russell Brand
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Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do. -- Russell Brand
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The happiest moments in our life aren't "Oh I got a new hat or a wonderful silvery object, some glistening bauble." But it's when you connect with another human being. If you can find the $18 in your pocket, you are purchasing dreams with that money. -- Russell Brand
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As a person ... I'm a little more doubtful, introspective and analytical. -- Russell Brand
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God. -- Russell Brand
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All desires are the inappropriate substitute for the desire to be at one with God. -- Russell Brand
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I'm quite a neurotic thinker, quite an adrenalized person. But after meditation, I felt this beautiful serenity and selfless connection. -- Russell Brand
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It's no wonder Bob Geldof knows so much about famine - he's been dining out on I Don't Like Mondays for 30 years, -- Russell Brand
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Don't listen to me. I'm a maniac, but the voice in your head, ask it "Is it right to kill 200 million animals simply for fun?". What did it say? Right. There you go. -- Russell Brand
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A personality for the incredibly beautiful can be a pointless cargo ... -- Russell Brand
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I don't mind having a reputation as a serious and spiritual person. I think that would be a nice reputation to have. -- Russell Brand
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I'm into yoga, I meditate all the time, I'm vegetarian. -- Russell Brand
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And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the central character wasn't a duckling or he wouldn't have grown up into a swan. He was a cygnet. -- Russell Brand
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And I don't think we should be continuing to propagate the idea that famous people are magical or special because it makes people feel like their lives ain't no good. -- Russell Brand
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Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster. -- Russell Brand
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I was like Elvis "The Pelvis" Presley on Ed Sullivan, I tells ya, punished for the crime of being sexy. (him on the telly , me in a dingy alley ... any analogy will break down under scrutiny.) -- Russell Brand
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The most potent tool in maintaining the status quo is our belief that change is impossible. -- Russell Brand
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The police force in America pledge to "protect and serve." That would actually be dandy if it were happening. Bill Hicks used to joke that he'd like to hijack a typically unpunctual plane and force it to go to its scheduled destination on time. -- Russell Brand
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It doesn't take an incredible manner of analysis to reveal that our primary desires are incessantly stimulated to keep us basic consumers. -- Russell Brand
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I'm a vegetarian. I believe that we're all equal. I ain't got no right to kill. Say a fly comes in my house, I tolerate that little a**hole. -- Russell Brand
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Socialism isn't a dirty word; it just means sharing. Really, it's just the bureaucratic arm of Christianity. -- Russell Brand
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If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times. -- Russell Brand
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I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not with an X on a piece of paper, it's with an X on someone's forehead. -- Russell Brand
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You're a musician, it is important that you suffer! -- Russell Brand
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My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents. -- Russell Brand
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The need to find out what will happen if I don't relent or moderate my actions has been a constant source of difficulty and discomfort in my life. -- Russell Brand
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I don't see why someone should lose their life just so you can have a snack. -- Russell Brand
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The way I've been with drink and drugs suggests I have a tendency to get addicted to things. -- Russell Brand
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Amy Winehouse - her surname's beginning to sound like a description of her liver. -- Russell Brand
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I don't get my authority from this preexisting paradigm which is quite narrow and only serves a few people. I look elsewhere for alternatives that might be of service to humanity. -- Russell Brand
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He glanced first at me, and then at his devastated flowerbed; all plowed up and butchered, like a Ripper victim- like Pearly Poll, lying gutted in Hanway Street, Spitalfields. -- Russell Brand
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The Holy Spirit ain't got a pen. -- Russell Brand
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I missed him, of course, but sometimes close friendships have a tidal beat that pulls you towards different shores though the ocean that connects you remains. -- Russell Brand
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See all these buildings, Russell? All these buildings were once a drawing on a piece of paper, and before that they were an idea in someone's head. Any idea that you have, you can make manifest. -- Russell Brand
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If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps? -- Russell Brand
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That's what keeps me alive, perversion and star quality. -- Russell Brand
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Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the graveyard". -- Russell Brand
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You must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from the idea that people are watching you. -- Russell Brand
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There's an interconnectivity between what's in the consciousness of cat and what's in the consciousness of us. -- Russell Brand
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My mum brought me up on her own. All we really had was each other. -- Russell Brand
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How we treat the vulnerable is how we define ourselves as a species. -- Russell Brand
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Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one. -- Russell Brand
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When you get Richard Dawkins yapping menopausally at some poor hamstrung old archbishop, while we dismantle our environment due to the materialistic, pessimistic principles that the atheistic tyranny of the day is tacitly sponsoring, it is time to look for a new story. -- Russell Brand
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As a performer, I'm very, very confident in what I do. -- Russell Brand
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It doesn't matter how many pairs of shoes you have, how many cars you have, etc ... It's all utterly meaningless and yet we continue to pursue this. Why? Because they've learned they can stimulate our primal desires through selling us products. -- Russell Brand
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You shouldn't eat animals, it's mean to them, -- Russell Brand
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There's no biological reason why a man shouldn't just try to have sex with every woman he meets - all of them get pregnant and your genetics are winning. -- Russell Brand
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In the U.S., the 400 richest people have as much as 185 million people, over 60 percent of the population. As absurd as that is, on a global scale, the richest 85 people have as much as 3.5 billion people, half of humanity! -- Russell Brand
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I'm not better than you; I'm just different than you in a way that's better. -- Russell Brand
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I've been wanting to tell people my theory about what goes on after time. It's beyond our consciousness. We get glimpses of it between the infrared and the ultraviolet - the narrow narrow corridor of light that we are able to perceive. -- Russell Brand
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When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. -- Russell Brand
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Have you been out in society recently? 'Cause it's SHIT. -- Russell Brand
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Normally, I'm good at first dates, 'cause that's the only date I ever have, so I know how to control it and be confident. -- Russell Brand
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The right to free speech is important but it isn't as important as 'we're all human beings together, let's find solutions together.' -- Russell Brand
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I recognize that I have the ability to be selfish, but I also recognize that you can't be happy if you only care about yourself at the expense of other people. -- Russell Brand
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It would have been convenient to be gay. Just because of the grooming, the narcissism, stuff like that. But I have this kind of roaring heterosexuality. Traditional, uncomplicated heterosexuality, an almost cliched Robin Askwith thing. -- Russell Brand
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Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space. -- Russell Brand
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Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots. -- Russell Brand
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We are at a turning point; the exploitation has now reached a pitch where the disenfranchised and exploited can look to a culpable minority with vengeful eyes. This minority, though, cannot be defined by the color of their skin but by the color of their god. Green. -- Russell Brand
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America employs more private security guards than high school teachers. -- Russell Brand
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I couldn't possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar! -- Russell Brand
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I also do a lot of Kundalini yoga. -- Russell Brand
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I'm famous now. But now that I've got fame and some of the other things I thought would make me happy - it ain't worked -- Russell Brand
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Drugs and alcohol are not my problem - reality is my problem. Drugs and alcohol are my solution. -- Russell Brand
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The bad-boy label is just an assumption. -- Russell Brand
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Everyone has their own mantra. -- Russell Brand
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I want to change the world, and do something valuable and beautiful. I want people to remember me before I'm dead, and then more afterwards. -- Russell Brand
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If you don't choose heroes, heroes will be chosen for you, and they will not represent values that empower you, they will represent powers that will enslave you -- Russell Brand
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People who say the system works work for the system. -- Russell Brand
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I used to believe in the system that I was born into: aspire, acquire, consume, get famous and glamorous, get high and mighty, get paid and laid. -- Russell Brand
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Be led by your talent, not by your self-loathing; those other things you just have to manage. -- Russell Brand
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Sexist Dave suggested dancing girls in skimpy outfits and everyone said that was fine. -- Russell Brand
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we must remember the objective is simple: to make life on the planet, and for the planet, better. To -- Russell Brand
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Death grip, by the way, is the literal translation of the word mortgage. -- Russell Brand
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We have been told that freedom is the ability to pursue petty, trivial desires when true freedom is freedom from these petty, trivial desires. -- Russell Brand
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Rituals are missing nowadays -- Russell Brand
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Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death. -- Russell Brand
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We have learned that violence as a means is always unsuccessful -- Russell Brand
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Strength does not have to be belligerent and loud. -- Russell Brand
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Oh no, my brain is broken. -- Russell Brand
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If you have no brothers and sisters it defines you for life; even when you're thirty you refer to yourself as an only child. -- Russell Brand