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No, he wasn't letting Dez MacDermot get away. He'd take her down like his ancestors took down full-grown zebra. -- Shelly Laurenston
So, hoss. Have you actually told her you're in love with her?"
"She won't let me. When I tried, she threw me down a flight of stairs."
"And you're not concerned about that?"
"There weren't that many steps. -- Shelly Laurenston
It simply dazzled her how he went from goofy bear, rolling on his back and playing with his toes, and right into sexy-beyond-belief Jersey grizzly who'd worked her body like a love god. -- Shelly Laurenston
Whispering against her ear, he confessed, "When I'm really stressed out ... I play with my toes."
Gwen leaned back a bit and stared at him. "Seriously?"
"It's really relaxing and very bearlike."
And very weird. And yet ... "I'm oddly comforted by this information. -- Shelly Laurenston
Why couldn't she get the man out of her mind? Because he reminded you what that hole between your legs is really for. -- Shelly Laurenston
You do. And I have the sweetest, most cuddliest, most adorable bear ever. -- Shelly Laurenston
Smitty leaned forward, resting his arms on this raised knees. "I am fixin' to get mad, Jessie.
"You're fixin' to get mad?"
"Why don't you just get mad?"
"I'm not there yet. But I will be if you don't start talking to me."
Smitty to Jessie Ann -- Shelly Laurenston
Gwen hates me," she reminded him.
"Don't be narcissistic. She hates everyone. -- Shelly Laurenston
I think we're avoiding the most important question here. What matters most. What means the most to men like us."
Conall growled at Billy Dunwich's sincere face. "I am not telling you if she swallows."
Dunwich smiled. "Just tell me if she's a good girl ... or if she's a very good girl? -- Shelly Laurenston
Surprisingly, Gwendolyn, I have more important things to do with my time, like put bamboo shoots under my nails or drill holes in all my teeth. -- Shelly Laurenston
You do things just to irritate me, don't you?"
Smiling, enjoying himself immensely, and determined to give her a wonderful and relaxing weekend, Van pushed Irene's wet hair from her face. "Don't be silly, doc." He kissed her lips, nuzzled her chin. "Of course I do things just to irritate you. -- Shelly Laurenston
Can I come ? " Blayne asked.
"No you'll wander the aisles and want to buy things that aren't needed for this process. But I will pick you up a couple of those giant butterfingers that they sell at the cash register."
Blayne grinned "Okay ! -- Shelly Laurenston
Smiled at Smitty. Leered at Dez. And practically spit at Mace. Man, the staff at this restaurant really didn't like him. -- Shelly Laurenston
No more Karaoke for you!
Apologize or your out!
But ... but you love me!
And we'll learn to live without you, too. unless you apologize. -- Shelly Laurenston
Miki took her hands away from her ears. "Yup. I'm a very good girl."
Craig grimaced. "Don't say that."
"Because to guys it just means you swallow. -- Shelly Laurenston
Your sense of humor is not for everyone, but I have to say it's growing on me. Like an out-of-control fungus. -- Shelly Laurenston
I have iced tea, dear. Or beer?"
"Maybe a saucer of milk?"
Gwen and Alla looked over at Lock and he immediately pointed at his father. "It was him," he lied. -- Shelly Laurenston
She was thinking, I have a nut in my house. How do I get the nut out of my house? -- Shelly Laurenston
You can't be hungry."
"You keep saying that like you expect my answer to change. -- Shelly Laurenston
I know she's weird. Her friends know she's weird. And we all accept it because she's weird, but also amazing. -- Shelly Laurenston
Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood. -- Shelly Laurenston
He was the one ol' Tigger here beat up in his hospital room. -- Shelly Laurenston
I invited this old buddy of mine over for dinner. He's president of the United States of America, and he's bringing about three hundred people with him, but no problem, I'm sure we have something in the freezer. -- Shelly Laurenston
Vig walked back to his truck. That's when Stieg drily asked, "Do you need another minute to blush coquettishly and dream about your perfect white wedding?"
As Vig walked around the front of his vehicle, he grabbed Stieg by the hair and slammed him face-first into the hood. -- Shelly Laurenston
She needed to say something sexy and romantic with a mere hint of her vast intelligence. Something that would entice him into bed.
But what came out was, "I wanna fuck."
-Miki Kendrick -- Shelly Laurenston
Like all the Van Holtz males, Ric was tall, well-built with a slightly overdeveloped diver's body, and handsome. Yet handsome was only the first stop on the beauty train for Ric, who managed to head all the way into the station for The Land of Gorgeous. -- Shelly Laurenston
You admit nothing. Deny everything. Demand proof. Did you learn nothing in Boot Camp?
(Mace to Smitty) -- Shelly Laurenston
I don't hate you, you idiot. I'm in love with you. That's why I'm panicking!" She marched to the door and yelled, "And our children will not be freaks!"
"Except their mother already is," her father yelled back. -- Shelly Laurenston
Give her to me."
Turning away with his prize, Lock shook his head. "No. Get your own cat."
"She's my sister. -- Shelly Laurenston
So what's going on?" Livy asked after spitting out a bit more blood.
"Got a job for you."
"Will I be whoring?"
"Not this time. I'm sorry."
"You know how I love to whore," Livy stated with that flat tone that freaked people out, because no one ever knew whether she was joking or not. -- Shelly Laurenston
What's wrong?" Blayne finally asked.
"Nothing," Gwen answered. "I'm just sitting here. Staring." Maybe hoping a bear would wander out of the woods to say "hi and I'm sorry I broke my promise. -- Shelly Laurenston
Now how about waffles for breakfast? Or is too late for breakfast?"
Mitch rested back in his chair. "Maybe too late for breakfast, but it's never too late for waffles. -- Shelly Laurenston
You're willing to miss the finals ... for me?"
"I attacked a van for you."
"But that didn't interfere with your schedule. -- Shelly Laurenston
You couldn't handle being me." She swirled her forefingers around her head and admitted, "All that goes on inside this head at any given time ... would destroy you. -- Shelly Laurenston
Maybe if you'd worn a shirt - "
"They said they didn't have a shirt!"
"Then I have nothing for you, my friend. You're trapped. I, however - "
"Take one step away from me, you Mr. Darcy wannabe, and I'll snap your spine. -- Shelly Laurenston
Uh ... could you leave him here? He kind of comes with the place."
Frowning, Lock glanced down. "Oh, jeez!" Oh, jeez? -- Shelly Laurenston
What did the cat look like?"
"I don't know. He was a little thing. Tiny. Lion ... I think. You know, the breed with all the hair."
"Tiny. Right. The world is filled with tiny lion males. -- Shelly Laurenston
Now listen up, you Navy-loving son of a bitch! If my friend wants that bear, she's gonna get that bear. And neither hell nor you nor some big-haired, twenty-hour-sleeping king of the idiots is gonna stop me from making sure she gets that bear! -- Shelly Laurenston
True, but now you've got Bren. Think of it like an extra pair of thermal underwear. Sometimes you're in a situation when you really need two."
Ronnie started to sip her hot chocolate but stopped and put her cup back down. "Darlin', that is one of the dumbest analogies I've heard in a long time. -- Shelly Laurenston
You're like seven feet tall, aren't you?"
"I am not seven feet tall," he snapped at her as if she'd really insulted him. "I'm six-eleven." When she smirked in disbelief, he added, "And three-quarters. -- Shelly Laurenston
Do you mind if I ask you a question, darlin'?"
"Only if you stop calling me darlin'"
"Now where I come from that's a term of endearment."
"Really? Well, where I come from motherfucker is a term of endearment. Want me to start calling you that? -- Shelly Laurenston
If I were you, I wouldn't try and track her down."
"Because when it comes to Dee, you're better off not knowing where she's going or what she's up to. You'll only have to lie to the authorities later. -- Shelly Laurenston
The ref blew the whistle and the pack took off. The "jostling" from earlier had turned into a "melee" Sun Tzu would have been afraid of. -- Shelly Laurenston
Hiding his immense relief, Lock replied, "Shouldn't we get to know each other better?"
"What else is there to know?" she asked, her eyes gazing hungrily on his mouth, -- Shelly Laurenston
I'm not a whore, Dee-Ann. You can't just come here to use and abuse me before going on your merry way. Unless, of course, you're naked. -- Shelly Laurenston
She'd never call Smith males "womanizers." Although she would call them whores. -- Shelly Laurenston
Either Mitch goes with me ... or get used to finding your wife hiding in trees."
"That's just mean."
"I'm a Smith. What did you expect?"
"Good point. -- Shelly Laurenston
Van Holtz, you bastard! You're doing this on purp ... on ... oh! That feels very nice. Do that again. -- Shelly Laurenston
Sissy didn't know feeding Mitch would be so enjoyable - except for the expense, of course. He'd pretty much groaned and purred during the whole meal. Everything she put in front of him made him smile, and then he'd feed like he hadn't eaten in days. -- Shelly Laurenston
It was informational. About how to perform oral sex on men. You know, one man teaching another. It was really fascinating and I've always wondered about the techniques he discussed - ow. Ow! You're squeezing a little hard, Van Holtz."
"Well, if you're willing to be my test subject - ack! -- Shelly Laurenston
He tried to make me wear a suit."
"Why?" Sissy asked dryly. "Are you planning on going to a funeral after our date? -- Shelly Laurenston
You didn't do anything. But I won't let anyone talk to you like that.. I don't care who they are."
"You ready to fight the whole town then, darlin'?"
She pursed her lips and said without even a bit of hesitation, "If I have to. -- Shelly Laurenston
All right. Talk to me darlin'. You're not insane. A little crazy, but not insane. And this ... everything you've gotten ... in the last few days ... do you know how many people would kill for this?"
"But ... -- Shelly Laurenston
They watched as the Shaw brothers played tug of war with a crocodile over what Travis would guess was a nine-point buck. The buck was still kicking, too, but that didn't stop the brothers or the croc.
"I'm sensing the crazy gene, hoss," Donnie mumbled.
"Ya think? -- Shelly Laurenston
I'd rather have rabies than be in love."
"Because at least you can get over rabies with some shots. -- Shelly Laurenston
In fact, his adult brain acted like his adolescent brain used to. It stopped functioning. All it wanted to do was wrap itself around the owner of that scent and purr. -- Shelly Laurenston
She scrambled to her feet, "We ... uh ... better get back. The clothes ... ya know."
True, her ten grand worth of clothes were in the back of his pick-up, but he really needed a moment to ... uh ... compose himself.
"Are you coming?"
Well, that's a loaded question. -- Shelly Laurenston
Who am I kidding? What am I going to do with a girl like her?"
"We had this talk when we were fourteen. I even brought my brother's Hustler for visual assistance. -- Shelly Laurenston
Don't yell at me." "This is not yelling. This is panicked loud talking! -- Shelly Laurenston
Dez kissed his cheek and hissed in his ear, "You say a word - they won't find your body for months." Wolves were a smart breed and always knew when a predator meaner than them was near. -- Shelly Laurenston
Mister?" she snapped.
"Paddington?" he shot back. -- Shelly Laurenston
Good God, woman. Hit the brakes on the freight train that is your mouth. -- Shelly Laurenston
I never knew she liked country music," Smitty said in awe.
Yeah, that must make her prime mate material for a Smith. She'll fit right in at one of your hootenannies."
-Mitch to Smitty -- Shelly Laurenston
Is there something wrong with you? Mentally?
Darlin', you met my family. You've gotta be more specific than that.
(Jess to Smitty) -- Shelly Laurenston
She glanced down at the ground and the inert form of her brother. "What happened to Travis?"
Mitch winced. "I hit him with the door after I tore it off. It was a total accident."
"Marry me," she spouted before she could stop herself. -- Shelly Laurenston
You've scrubbed that kitchen within an inch of its life, haven't you?"
"Actually, no. I don't have that kind of time anymore. So I hire people to do it for me. But they've passed my white glove inspection and that's all that matters to me. -- Shelly Laurenston
Dear God in heaven."
Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. "My God, y'all. She's the worst goddamn dancer I've ever seen."
"Turn away. It'll hurt your eyes. Turn away! -- Shelly Laurenston
But she'd been wrong about Vig. He wasn't broken. He wasn't destroyed by a cruel society.
He was just an introvert with an aversion to shaving.
And he liked her.
Liked her, liked her. -- Shelly Laurenston
Mace let out an exasperated sigh. "It's bad enough we have the baby. Which I was accepting of because he's mine."
"That's real big of ya, hoss. -- Shelly Laurenston
Damn tricky cats! -- Shelly Laurenston
Exactly what was wrong with her? And could she pass it on to any children she may have? -- Shelly Laurenston
There is no problem. And I'd like to keep it that way."
"Fine, ya big pussy."
"You have to know that's not an insult to me, right? -- Shelly Laurenston
Miki burst into laughter while Angelina looked validly concerned. "Sara, honey, you've got to let your toy go."
"Hey!" Zach snapped. -- Shelly Laurenston
Isn't it enough you have poor Mitch here playing against bears?"
They all looked at "poor Mitch," who seemed to be having the equivalent of an orgasm eating that slice of cherry pie. -- Shelly Laurenston
He mockingly gave her the raised eyebrow back. "You never gave me an answer."
"Yeah. I did. In fact, my exact words were 'no'."
"Yes, but I've chosen to ignore that until I hear what I want. -- Shelly Laurenston
So, taking a page from the Alla Baranova-MacRyrie handbook of motivational techniques, Lock said, Hey, I totally understand if you can't do this. -- Shelly Laurenston
To work, Sissy. To. Work. Not to start shit. Not to race. Not to gamble. And definitely not to get arrested or turn all of Japan against you. Remember, I'm not stationed right around the corner like before. -- Shelly Laurenston
Got any brothers or sisters?"
"Not a real chatty gal, are ya?"
"Exactly how am I supposed to expand on not having siblings? Should I cry?"
He smiled as he held up a bottle, "Wine? -- Shelly Laurenston
Hey, hey!" Gwen said excitedly. "Look at this! Look at this!" She extended her arm and gave him the finger. -- Shelly Laurenston
"You never even saw it did you? She wolf with shoulders like man?"
"He is so fast that one. But not in bed. There he takes time. Like good vodka take to develop -- Shelly Laurenston
Gotta be faster than that, pretty kitty. -- Shelly Laurenston
What took you so long?" Janie Mae asked as Darla closed the door. "I was torturing your mate." She grinned at her sister "It was surprisingly fun!" "It is, isn't it? -- Shelly Laurenston
Didn't even have to argue with her. She just told me she loved me and offered the back of her neck." He crossed his arms over his chest. "How many pups you got with Janie Mae now, Bubba Ray . . . and still she's as unmarked as a newborn babe. So which Smith has control of his female now, boy? -- Shelly Laurenston
That's nothing. To impress a polar bear I met in Switzerland, I once got on two tiny sticks and flew down a snow-covered mountain. -- Shelly Laurenston
I don't know which will upset you more," she replied. "Telling you it's nothing but clutter or confessing that I often take it out and play 'I am Boba Fett' when I don't think anyone can see me. -- Shelly Laurenston
Do you ride?"
She smiled, her fingers lightly sliding around his ear. "Not since I hit that barn"
Zach's hands paused on her flesh. "You hit a barn?"
"I had to avoid the cow -- Shelly Laurenston
He didn't expect that question to send her tripping over her own two feet and flying into the bookstore's erotica section he'd followed her to. Luckily he had fast hands and caught her before her head could make contact with the Kama Sutra. -- Shelly Laurenston
Gee, is that my broken heart lying on the floor? Yes. Yes, it is. -- Shelly Laurenston
Because isn't that what the holidays are all about - letting your family make you wish you were an orphan? -- Shelly Laurenston
Sorry!" the She-dogs yelled from the other side. "We're closed! -- Shelly Laurenston
Don't you see Blaynie." Mitch put his arm around her shoulders. "You're like an illegitimate little sister that I never wanted. -- Shelly Laurenston
It's just taking some getting used to. The snarling, the hissing, the purring. Then I have to deal with it from the baby ... ."
"Ha, ha," Mace stated dryly. -- Shelly Laurenston
Don't threaten me with your eyebrows.
I'm not. I'm interrogating you with my one raised eyebrow. If I was threatening you, I'd use both eyebrows. Like this. -- Shelly Laurenston
Mace really wanted to shift right then and there. Rip the mans throat out and bring his lifeless corpse back to Dez as a kinda pre-wedding gift. Although right in the middle of Macy's ... that might be a bit tacky. Even for him. -- Shelly Laurenston
Gwen stopped putting her money in the bag. "You're giving your father a picture of a door for his birthday?" And she'd thought Mitch marking up pages in her copy of Vogue and telling her, "This is what I'd get you for your birthday if I had money" had been cheap. -- Shelly Laurenston
Lessons? Oh no. I didn't need lessons." He glanced up and found her shaking her head in disgust at her own idiocy. "You see, Sissy said I wouldn't need lessons. 'You're a shifter,' she said. 'We can do anything,' she said. -- Shelly Laurenston
All right fine!" she snapped. "I'm in love with you. There. I said it. Now get over yourself."
"You know, I think those are the words written on the Taj Mahal: 'I said it. Now get over yourself.' Some of the greatest love stories have started with those words. -- Shelly Laurenston
Good." She seemed relieved, "They're here." She stood up and
walked to the front of the parking lot just as four beautiful, tricked-out Choppers, all manned by women, pulled in and halted next to the girl.
"Check it out." Angelina elbowed her friends, "Lesbians. In Texas . -- Shelly Laurenston
I'm sorry ... what?" "For they are the Crows," he intoned solemnly, "and they are the harbingers of death. -- Shelly Laurenston
She uses that shampoo," he sighed.
"The one with honey in it."
Ric's eyes crossed. "Oh, my God."
"She was sitting in that tree, her leg bleeding out, and all I could think about was how good her hair smelled. -- Shelly Laurenston
But Sissy had a way of bringing out the "fun" side of anybody if she'd a mind to. To quote Janie Mae, "Sissy came out of my womb with her middle finger raised. -- Shelly Laurenston
He leaned down to her ear and purred. Damn but she loved when he purred. -- Shelly Laurenston
Don't fret none, darlin'. I got your back."
"You said that in Budapest. I still have the scars, too. -- Shelly Laurenston
We're a 'we' now?" "I thought I made that clear the other night when I tied you face down to the bed and fucked ya proper -- Shelly Laurenston
I'm a whore!"
Miki hit the brakes ... her hands.. gripping the steering wheel, glanced at Sara. "You're not wearing any underwear, are you?"
Sara let out a strangled squeal ... -- Shelly Laurenston
Yeah, that sure was Mace Llewellyn staring at her from the other side of her desk. Just staring. Like he used to. Like he knew where she'd buried the bodies of all her goldfish after their unfortunate "accidents" or what she did with her sisters' toothbrushes on more than one occasion. -- Shelly Laurenston
Of course they do. It's like an elaborate game of fetch - ow! -- Shelly Laurenston
You got pulled over on the Autobahn? -- Shelly Laurenston
She never discussed her past in detail, but a few tidbits she'd dropped here and there over the last few months they'd all been hanging together convinced Ronnie and Sissy that the woman hadn't merely lived on the wild side, but instead owned prime real estate there. -- Shelly Laurenston
You took my Lotus!"
Sissy choked on her champagne, and Ronnie started looking for the exits or law enforcement with arrest warrants.
Lord, what is the statute of limitations again? -- Shelly Laurenston
Then it sounds to me like you love her. And if you love her, then tell her she belongs to you and she needs to get over it. Show her who's in charge. That's what I did with Sara.
Zach seemed less than pleased when they all laughed so hard Conall actually fell off the bed. -- Shelly Laurenston
You sniffed her ass, didn't you?
Conall didn't even bother hiding his grin. -- Shelly Laurenston
Conridge leaned across the table and touched Conall's arm. "I wouldn't worry." She motioned toward her husband. "I stabbed him in the leg and set his Mercedes on fire before I agreed to marry him. She just needs time."Conall frowned. "Uh ... thank you? -- Shelly Laurenston
Im not looking for marriage here, Zach. I just want to fuck her until one of us dies. -- Shelly Laurenston
Conall checked his watch. Again. Soon his personal wet fantasy would be here. He wondered if it would be inappropriate to tackle her in the hallway as soon as she arrived and drag her up to his bedroom. Probably. Damn human etiquette. -- Shelly Laurenston
She couldn't find her shirt, but she sure as hell found her gun. -- Shelly Laurenston
Ulrich Van Holtz continued to read the latest tome on world economics, pretending to be bored, but in truth absolutely fascinated! -- Shelly Laurenston
I think that lion females are really lesbians and the males are used strictly for their sperm -- Shelly Laurenston
Blayne turned her head to look at Gwen, but caught sight of Dee-Ann standing behind them.
"Ahh! Where the hell did you come from?"
"Momma says from the love she shares with my daddy," Dee calmly replied. -- Shelly Laurenston
What are you lookin' at me for? I'm a ray of fuckin' sunshine. -- Shelly Laurenston
Ric stared up at the lion siblings. How Lock hadn't killed them already, he didn't know. If nothing else, Ric would have had them ... managed by now. They'd be alive, but in Siberia. -- Shelly Laurenston
Smirking, Cella stared at the five males in the elevator before asking the women with her, "Show of hands for anyone else who's had this fantasy before."
He wasn't exactly surprised when all those hands went up. -- Shelly Laurenston
He is a pimple on the cock of humanity -- Shelly Laurenston
You're not going to kill me, skin me, and wear my head as a hat? -- Shelly Laurenston
Fine! Do whatever you want. And when you get fleas, don't come complaining to me. -- Shelly Laurenston
Like heavy-duty Tupperware, Blayne kept bouncing back. -- Shelly Laurenston
Smitty gave his best pout. "Why are y'all trying to hurt me?"
"Because it's fun?"
"I love it when you cry."
Smitty sighed. "Forget I asked. -- Shelly Laurenston
What are you wearing?" Blayne glanced down at the tiny velvet green minidress she wore.
"Jess asked us to be Santa's helpers tonight."
"You look like Santa's whores. -- Shelly Laurenston
That's a shitty thing to do. It's almost catlike in its evilness."
"See, your problem is you underestimate dogs. There's a reason many of us are let up on the couch, while they keep y'all in a zoo. -- Shelly Laurenston
The husband got in front of his wife but Gwen never understood the whole waiting-for-a-guy-to-protect-you thing. She was a runner and hopefully the guy could keep up. -- Shelly Laurenston
Mitch stood. "How is this my fault? I'm not the one with the pussy that drains the life from a man!"
"And i'm not the one hung like an overendowed donkey -- Shelly Laurenston
That won't happen, Blayne's hybrid said, and shifted. Shifted into something only Blayne could truly love.
Yep. I'm gonna have freak grandkids. -- Shelly Laurenston
No. Not for saving my life. Besides, that's in your canine DNA. Like a St. Bernard."
"A whirlwind of deadly blows," she reminded him. -- Shelly Laurenston
,I like her." Because she makes you shine. -- Shelly Laurenston
Gwen handed the bag to him. "Honey buns for my honey bun. -- Shelly Laurenston
Ronnie snarled and Brendon roared back.
Her eyes narrowed. "You roared at me?"
"And I'll do it again if you can't keep your paws off my Oreos. -- Shelly Laurenston
Why was she sitting in a tree?"
"She was hiding from the organ thieves."
Ric blinked. "Sorry?"
"Do you really want me to explain it?"
"Not particularly. -- Shelly Laurenston
And all Jess knew about Gwen was that she threatened Brendon Shaw's cranky sister with acid during the wedding. Not that Jess blamed her or anything, because Marissa Shaw could be a real bitch, but Lock deserved a lovely sow who loved him, pampered him, and understood his obsession with honey. -- Shelly Laurenston
No, you'll regret it in the morning."
"But it'll make me happy now. -- Shelly Laurenston
Because Patty Anne can't handle living on her own. She can barely handle not setting herself on fire when she makes soda bread. My Gwenie doesn't have that problem."
"Because she hates soda bread? -- Shelly Laurenston
Gwen was fighting really hard not to get caught up in Blayne's excitement. She'd done it before, gotten caught up. And that way laid madness ... and jail time. -- Shelly Laurenston
Here, baby. Here's a towel.
She reached back, unable to face the man, and grasped the towel he handed her. Of course, it was a dish towel and not much good. -- Shelly Laurenston
The cutest little girl with big blond curls turned and yelled, Mommmmmmm! Bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! -- Shelly Laurenston
He's just watching out for you, Desiree.' Dee patted Mace's arm. 'Bless his heart.'
Mace growled. 'I know that's not a compliment, Dee-Ann. -- Shelly Laurenston
Brendon's big hands slid under her skirt and took hold of the plain white cotton panties she had to dig through her entire suitcase to find. -- Shelly Laurenston
The entire floor teeming with full-humans watching their children skate, all of them hoping to be the breeder of the next gold Olympian. -- Shelly Laurenston
Look, I've got her, I'm carrying her, and I'm taking her to the hospital. So you can back off and let me do what I'm going to do, or you can get your ass kicked and I'm still going to do what I'm going to do. Your choice. -- Shelly Laurenston
Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat! -- Shelly Laurenston
You don't think before you do, then you're shocked when you end up on the wrong side of a shit pile. -- Shelly Laurenston
Back then, they'd liked their cars the way they'd liked their men. Big, powerful, and mean. -- Shelly Laurenston
Mace growled and wondered how much prison time a man would do for tossing his sister into the East River. -- Shelly Laurenston
Zach - "Yes. And Tigers. And mountain lions. There's an array of shifters."
Sara - "Bunnies? -- Shelly Laurenston
But my pretty little Gwen ... me and her daddy ... Then she purred. Seriously. Purred. -- Shelly Laurenston
I've found it's never the animals you have to worry about, Miki. It's the humans. -- Shelly Laurenston
Deny everything. Admit nothing. Demand proof -- Shelly Laurenston
She couldn't get past him. After another minute, she screamed, You'll never take me alive! I'll never let you get me to a secondary location! -- Shelly Laurenston
Mitch glanced at Ralph and back at Brendon. "I think he's snoring."
"Or those are hunger growls."
"Bastard. -- Shelly Laurenston
You? Make me breakfast?" "Of course. Just wait until you taste my waffles, doc. You'll see God." "Considering my personal belief system, I somehow doubt that. -- Shelly Laurenston
She took two steps to the left. He shadowed her. She took three quick steps to the right. He did the same.
"You ... you're ... " She couldn't even think straight.
"I need you to remain calm."
"That's not calm. -- Shelly Laurenston
She sighed as if she'd realized the worst thing imaginable. We're going to be together and in love forever, aren't we? -- Shelly Laurenston
I'm okay," he reassured her before he could say something stupid. Like "marry me. -- Shelly Laurenston
Do you want to come inside for a drink?" she softly offered.
"No. No. No, no, no, no. No."
Gwen stared at him. "One 'no' would have been clear."
"Those 'no's' weren't for you. They were for me. I was simply saying them out loud. -- Shelly Laurenston
Oh, my God! Gwen suddenly burst out, startling the bears in the room, which made the rest of the predators nervous. -- Shelly Laurenston
Do you really think I'd let anything happen to you? That I'd let anyone hurt you? After everything I've done today to keep you breathing? -- Shelly Laurenston
Well, you can take your cellar of death where you keep all the bodies of the women you've slaughtered over the years and go to hell. Because this target, which you probably refer to as *it' in your head to keep me as merely an object, is not going down without a fight! -- Shelly Laurenston
You cry at a movie but not about your brother? -- Shelly Laurenston
His mother had often told Lock that he was much too polite to ever be a true intellectual. -- Shelly Laurenston
It wasn't really fair. He was only sorta human! -- Shelly Laurenston
Mitch waved his hand in front of his nose. "Christ almighty! What is that funk on you?"
Gwen smirked. "Eau de Grizzly. -- Shelly Laurenston
I'm merely pointing out that the gene that controls intelligence skipped a generation in the Van Holtz household. -- Shelly Laurenston
That's why Ronnie was Sissy's best friend. She hated all the right people. -- Shelly Laurenston
Mace watched his beautiful sister. She took after their mother. He took after his father. And they got along about as well as that pair did. -- Shelly Laurenston
Lock grinned at Gwen. "He's fun," he said, reaching out and cuffing Mitch without even looking at him. "He just keeps trying to get back up." Bam! "It's great." Bam! "Like 'The Little Lion Who Could.'" Bam! -- Shelly Laurenston
Relationships are one thing. I kind of agree with you there. But I'm talking
about sex. Don't you have ... uh ... needs?"
"Yes. But I take care of those by myself. I have a very handy vibrator. -- Shelly Laurenston
I'm always happy- it annoys people. -- Shelly Laurenston
My brother got shot three times two months ago, and he didn't get the fever."
"I bet your family gets shot at a lot, huh? -- Shelly Laurenston
Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. "There are big breasts in my face," he announced to anyone who would listen. -- Shelly Laurenston
Ronnie offered, "I don't want my life to pass me by."
Filling Ronnie's glass again, Sissy promised, "It won't."
"It's already started. It's whizzing by like a freight train. -- Shelly Laurenston
Now he was hungry, tired, and covered in boar's blood. He hated hunting his own food! -- Shelly Laurenston
I can't see straight. But that's okay. -- Shelly Laurenston
He should hate those nails. He normally considered that sort of thing tacky or gaudy, but damn if that look didn't work on her. And because it worked on her - it was really working on him. -- Shelly Laurenston
Oh, look. The idiot of the jungle awakens. -- Shelly Laurenston
Why don't you admit I've been robbed of my musical career because society can't handle my innate sexuality? -- Shelly Laurenston
guys said a date didn't count if they hadn't been laid. -- Shelly Laurenston
"Rich man's whore!"
"At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too."
"Now see, Dee-Ann Smith. That was just mean! -- Shelly Laurenston
Now y'all, cut it out. Brothers and sisters shouldn't act like this."
Sissy stared at her brother's mate. "Are you new to the neighborhood? -- Shelly Laurenston
I want to awkwardly hug you. -- Shelly Laurenston
I'm sure. I do not need to hear about my 'frisky' father. -- Shelly Laurenston
Her eyes grew wide and she briefly covered her mouth with her hand.
"Are you a virgin?" she whispered.
"But when do you find time with that rigid schedule of yours? I mean prisoners at Rikers have more freedom! -- Shelly Laurenston
Oh, come on, Jess!" May begged. "Just let me sit in it."
"No! It's mine!" Jess rested her head against Lock's shoulder. "All mine. My throne of power. By this chair I rule. -- Shelly Laurenston
He's jealous of you."
"Is that right?"
"Of course! Because no matter what he does, when he puts on your shorts and one of your bras, he never looks as cute in them as you do. -- Shelly Laurenston
What? Sammy Ray yelled back. It was like the Smith family had only one volume level. -- Shelly Laurenston
i have a headache i bet thtat hammer will work -- Shelly Laurenston
Not that he had anything to worry about. Personally, Sissy would like to avoid having acid thrown in her face. She was wacky that way. -- Shelly Laurenston
Didn't she know?
"Yes" to dinner today.
"Yes" to marriage tomorrow.
Dammit, he had a schedule to keep.
A schedule that involved getting her sweet ass into bed as fast as humanly possible. -- Shelly Laurenston
What's the matter?" And she could hear the smile in his voice. "Cat got your crotch? -- Shelly Laurenston
If he didn't have Ronnie already in his arms he'd have assumed she'd just opened the door ... and aged a few years. Wow, he thought in surprise, she's going to be hot when we hit fifty. -- Shelly Laurenston
The last thing Mitch really remembered was ... being on top of Sissy. He'd had a split second of thinking, Wow. This feels really good. -- Shelly Laurenston
Wow. Look at the lines in your face, Missy. It's like your bitterness just dug in and stayed. -- Shelly Laurenston
He growled. Really, how attached could Smitty be to his sister? Would he really notice if Mace killed her? -- Shelly Laurenston
See ... I'm the United Nations of the shifter world. Willing to take all comers. -- Shelly Laurenston
Mitch grabbed hold of the car keys and held them over his head so Sissy couldn't get them. She, in turn, grabbed his nuts and twisted until he gave her the damn keys. -- Shelly Laurenston
I swear, Bobby Ray, you don't have the sense the Lord gave a rabbit. -- Shelly Laurenston
Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In pen. -- Shelly Laurenston
To quote my daddy, don't be such a pussy."
"But I am a pussy. -- Shelly Laurenston
He'd hate to start killing people at this stage in the game. Especially some poor schmuck who happened to marry the wrong woman. -- Shelly Laurenston
Is this you helping me? I don't think this is you helping me. -- Shelly Laurenston
I hate her."
"Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows. -- Shelly Laurenston
How do you get rational, well-respected people involved in your insanity? I mean is it something you taught yourself to do or is it part of your sociopathic nature? -- Shelly Laurenston
She pushes you because she wants you to be the best."
"The best at what? Matricide? -- Shelly Laurenston
They stared at each other for several seconds. Finally, Mitch said, "Thanks for your high level of concern."
"It doesn't quite live up to your high level of whining. -- Shelly Laurenston
I live for hatred," the boy replied. "It rejuvenates my creative fire. -- Shelly Laurenston
She kissed Mitch on the forehead. Hello, pretty kitty. -- Shelly Laurenston
He actually wasn't too bad. For a big cat doing the mambo. -- Shelly Laurenston
A cry for help that only Ma and someone else's apple pie - " because Christ knows Ma can't bake " - can fix. -- Shelly Laurenston
Yes. I appreciate the helpful and long spreadsheet with all the many places you can't go. -- Shelly Laurenston
They all stared at the television. Twenty male shapeshifters quietly watching The Howling. -- Shelly Laurenston
Lock surveyed all the costumes. Some must have cost a small fortune and some were ridiculous. Is that supposed to be a used condom? -- Shelly Laurenston
Even when things went out of control, his kisses never seemed brutal or vicious. Just ... determined. The bastard. -- Shelly Laurenston
Did you see that?"
"See what?" And he couldn't keep his voice from breaking as tires squealed.
"Boot sale at Marlands. We are so going back there -- Shelly Laurenston
As my daddy would say, time to start the killin -- Shelly Laurenston
Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?"
"A smart one. -- Shelly Laurenston