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The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity. -- Steve Aylett
I crept in to find my father with pennies on his eyes - and looking closer I saw they were made of foil-covered chocolate. Of course I stole and ate them. Magical guilt? Tell me about it -- Steve Aylett
Painkillers are the drugs of the future -- Steve Aylett
Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once -- Steve Aylett
We have truth in order not to die of art.
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The optimist sees the future as a rabbit sees the oncoming truck - getting bigger, not closer. -- Steve Aylett
One thing you'll say for skeletons, they'll always give you a smile. -- Steve Aylett
Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly's wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other. -- Steve Aylett
What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?
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He had long been curious at leaders intermittent calls for a return to past values and had tested the notion by trying to build a house from the sky downwards -- Steve Aylett
This continued a negotiation in the spirit of sinking hoods and strange smiles, all that elite malarkey. -- Steve Aylett
Sanity's a virginity of the mind
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How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
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A society will manufacture an image of progress and locate it in the direction it wishes to take us. -- Steve Aylett
Nothing like a spider in the mouth to get you thinking.
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Pounce if I'm outta some arbitrary line, Specter, but from what you say this demilout's runnin' hogwild over creation with no better motive than a gratuitous and luxurious will to do evil. -- Steve Aylett
Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree. -- Steve Aylett
Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America. -- Steve Aylett
A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death. -- Steve Aylett
From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails -- Steve Aylett
Behind the bar hung a photo of Roni Loveless, the boxer who, ordered to throw a fight, burst through an inner struggle to beat not only his opponent but everyone in the arena and its locality in an outward-blooming explosion of violence against suppressive mediocrity. -- Steve Aylett
No matter how good the idea, there's always an advocate extreme enough to deter people. -- Steve Aylett
What's that thing when someone gets a knock on the head and suddenly can't remember anything about himself?'
Death,' said the barman, his face a mask of disapproval. -- Steve Aylett
He said he didn't like my kind and I was filled with the delirious expectation that he would identify me as a common species - that there were others like myself. I controlled my excitement, but he seemed to sense it - his gaze wavered uncertainly. -- Steve Aylett
A key and a strangler - this is all a simple tale requires. -- Steve Aylett
In books there's nothing of the fish covered in the coldness of the sea, or the feeling of a star touching space. Bad for business. -- Steve Aylett
a story is ready when it falls from your face -- Steve Aylett
Those who lead double lives do so because they can only count that far -- Steve Aylett
A sniper is like a genius - it's not enough to be one, you have to be one at something. -- Steve Aylett
Looking at this town with an honest eye was like biting into candy with a mouthful of cavities. -- Steve Aylett
When the abyss gazes into you, bill it. -- Steve Aylett
...carved dolls stick to the rules. -- Steve Aylett
What's life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you're in heaven, bored rigid
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On July 13, 1994, Lint had a near-death experience, followed immediately by death. -- Steve Aylett
Freedom in cyberspace'd be fine and dandy if we happened to live there. -- Steve Aylett
We are a mirror to show god it's cruelty. -- Steve Aylett
Since childhood I'd been suspected of imagination -- Steve Aylett
The law is where reality goes to die. -- Steve Aylett
Any act worth a damn can not be ignored and when an effective person is ignored it's the result of a deliberate series of steps on his or her part. -- Steve Aylett
The trustiest rule of social disintegration: bars burn last. -- Steve Aylett
I was never class clown in school,' said Lint in 1971. 'But I did have one of those "downward mouths". -- Steve Aylett
He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal. -- Steve Aylett
Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running -- Steve Aylett
Parker always felt things in his bones because, he said, it saved space -- Steve Aylett
Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter. -- Steve Aylett
Let us forget the past - this is the only way to be genuinely surprised. -- Steve Aylett
Melody tried to distract me in a skirt made of brain skin. -- Steve Aylett
Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it. -- Steve Aylett
Life and death have equal authority in nature. When laws contradict so fundamentally they cause mere confusion in the average soul -- Steve Aylett
[...] god's cowardly, it doesn't want to know or take responsibility for what it's doing. -- Steve Aylett
Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader's senses -- Steve Aylett
His clients ranged from the IRS to the mob.On one occasion the oil industry hired him to kill the inventor of a car which was fueled by depression. The moguls didn't know how to profit from such a cheap and abundant resource. -- Steve Aylett
Oppression evolves, like everything else. -- Steve Aylett
Television is light filled with someone else's anxiety. -- Steve Aylett
Used a replica gun to steal a replica sportscar and experienced a replica of remorse -- Steve Aylett
Ideas are self-replenishing, like snot -- Steve Aylett
It's hard for people to stampede when they're strutting -- Steve Aylett
To him Marx and Rand were the same because he went by pant size -- Steve Aylett
I knew books could see people around them, they ground their tiny teeth, tried to rattle like windows, stories to tell. -- Steve Aylett
One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence. -- Steve Aylett
In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that. -- Steve Aylett
There's no such thing as a normal angel. It's never done that way. -- Steve Aylett
The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice. -- Steve Aylett
An office is a machine for dying. -- Steve Aylett
I owed no morality to those who would extort it by force -- Steve Aylett
Murder's the taking of one man's life by another - war's the other way around. -- Steve Aylett
Dreams always end before you kill the last person. -- Steve Aylett
The best way of getting into something is to think of it as mischief. -- Steve Aylett