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Good morning, bright sunshine, We're glad you are here. You make the world happy, And bring us good cheer." It was something he had heard as a child and, isolated here on Mars, he had remembered it and used it to keep from losing his power of speech. -- Various
But those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint. ISAIAH 40:31 NIV -- Various
What do you have that you did not receive? And if you did receive it, why do you boast as if you had not received it? -- Various
Doctor, doctor! I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off. Oh, dear, that's a lot of protein! -- Various
Nothing is more wretched than a man who traverses everything in a round, and pries into things beneath the earth, as the poet says, and seeks by conjecture what is in the minds of his neighbours, without perceiving that it is sufficient to attend to the daemon within him, -- Various
Sir 11:23 For it is easy in the eyes of God on a sudden to make the poor man rich. Sir 11:24 The blessing of God maketh haste to reward the just, and in a swift hour his blessing beareth fruit. -- Various
You propose to give up everything to God; be sure, then, to include yourself among the things to be given up. - ST. BENEDICT. -- Various
SANCTIFIED MATURED FERTILE UNIVERSAL CREATIVE SOUL MIRACLE WILL POWER WILL DEVISE DIVINE EXISTENCE BY SALVATION -- Various
KNOWING SELF SOUL GOD CREATIVE ESSENCE TASTE LEADS TO MATURED GLANCE OF MYSTERIES OF NATURE AND UNIVERSAL FUTURE ACTIVITY NEXT. -- Various
What's something every teen should know?
MEANING OF LIFE ENACT,PERSONAL EXPERIENCE TO FACE LIFE EVENTS STORED IN FOR SELF,DO ASSIST OTHERS,RESPECT AND GUARD PARENTS AT OLD AGE AND TAKE THEIR BLESSINGS DAILY FOR FUTURE LIFE GREAT EXPECTATIONS. -- Various
Sir 9:22 Let just men be thy guests, and let thy glory be in the fear of God. -- Various
God. Love. People use words all the time. Doesn't mean they agree on their meaning. It doesn't mean they've thought through what they mean when they use them. -- Various
{252}By robbing Peter he paid Paul,... and hoped to catch larks if ever the heavens should fall. -- Various
Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload. -- Various
A drunk staggers out of a bar and sees a nun standing at a bus stop. He walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman? -- Various
that Elijah Martin--alias Skeesicks--lounging shyly into the bar-room, joined in it weakly. -- Various
Cause when I hear your name I can not stop cheesing
I love you so much that my heart stops beating when you're leaving
And I'm grieving and my heart starts bleeding
Life without you has no goddamn meaning -- Various
Don't copy the behavior and customs of this world, but let God transform you into a new person by changing the way you think. Then you will learn to know God's will for you, which is good and pleasing and perfect. ROMANS 12:2 NLT -- Various
Live, Love, Dream -- Various
BUSTLE HUBBUB SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS INLIEU OF DOGMA GOSPEL -- Various
Some people show their beauty because they want the world to see it. Others hide their beauty because they want the world to see something else." -- Kostas -- Various
See, God has come to save me. I will trust in him and not be afraid. The LORD GOD is my strength and my song; he has given me victory." ISAIAH 12:2 NLT -- Various
But blessed are those who trust in the LORD and have made the LORD their hope and confidence." JEREMIAH 17:7 NLT -- Various
Christ in you is the hope of glory..."
"Your life moves in the direction of your most dominant thought"
"Love is never unsure"
"Truth demands a response -- Various
God, today let me be grateful for, not grumpy about, the concern of those who love me. They are extensions of Your love. - LINDA NEUKRUG -- Various
Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. -- Various
Chuse thy Cloaths by thine own Eyes, not another's. The more plain and simple they are, the better. Neither unshapely, nor fantastical; and for Use and Decency, and not for Pride. 75. If thou art clean and warm, it is sufficient; for more doth but rob the Poor, and please the Wanton. -- Various
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back. -- Various
Women feel lonely, they remember the past and start thinking about the present or the future. However, men feel lonely so he gets horny -- Various
Ws 1:4 For wisdom will not enter into a malicious soul, nor dwell in a body subject to sins. -- Various
TODAY SOUND KNOW HOW ABOUT EVERY AFFAIR AS PER MODERN CENTURY 24/7 TIME RUN NEED OF THE HOUR WITH ENCYCLIC HEED TO GLOBAL TRAFFIC BEGUILE. -- Various
Sir 25:12 Blessed is he that findeth a true friend, -- Various
English teacher: Sam, form a sentence using the word aftermath. Sam: 'I always feel sleepy after math class.' *** -- Various
WHEN GOD CREATED ROBOT SOULS HAVE NO SOIL WHEN FIRST CHISELED. SO,HOW,IT IS FELT AS COMMITTED &CONVICTED BAD OR GOOD DEEDS OF CREATURES.TO DRAFT CYCLIC BIRTHS FATE.IS IT NOT DIVINE WILL & PLEASURE SELF DECISION.????????? -- Various
Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Moo -- Various
On a day when secrets shall be out
The man shall have no power nor any helper. -- Various
A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The fish croaks, "Water. -- Various
When a woman miscarries, the experience of the father is often forgotten. But men grieve pregnancy loss too... -- Various
The Path to the Truth is a labour of the heart, not of the head. Make your heart your primary guide. Not your mind. Meet, challenge, and ultimately prevail over your nafs (false ego) with your heart. Knowing your ego (higher self/soul) will lead you to the knowledge of God. (2) -- Various
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you? No charge. -- Various
Sir 25:16 The fear of God is the beginning of his love: and the beginning of faith is to be fast joined unto it. -- Various
would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. -- Various
Sick to my motherf****** tummy! -- Various
Here and there robins sang -- Various
peace until the Schleswig-Holstein question was definitely settled. STRASBOURG, October 14 - Among the priceless volumes destroyed in the library here, was -- Various
You say you're different,
yet you're just another typical. -- Various
Take you example by this thing,/ And yield to each his right,/ Lest God with such like miserye/ Your wicked minds requite -- Various
Thirsting for God O God, you are my God; I earnestly search for you. My soul thirsts for you; my whole body longs for you in this parched and weary land where there is no water. I have seen you in your sanctuary and gazed upon your power and glory. PSALM 63:1-2 NLT -- Various
Bavarian beer to destroy the sympathy of the United States with the French Republic. METZ, October 12. - While examining -- Various
Three: You don't know what it's like
Seven: To do a cartwheel followed by a somersault followed by wishing so hard you could fold your hands into a pistol and no longer exist. -- Various
The tongue can bring death or life; those who love to talk will reap the consequences. PROVERBS 18:21 NLT -- Various
ROBOT DRIVE TO PINE OMPHALOS QUINTAIN BULL'S EYE NITTY-GRITTY NUANCE MOOT HEGEMONY. -- Various
THOMAS CAREW. 1589-1639. Disdain Returned. He that loves a rosy cheek, Or a coral lip admires, Or from star-like eyes doth seek Fuel to maintain his fires; As old Time makes these decay, So his flames must waste away. -- Various
To err is human. To admit it, a blunder. -- Various
Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay. -- Various
Mom: Billy, at your birthday party you'll have a cake with five candles! Billy: I know, mommy, but I want five cakes with a candle. *** -- Various
The Devils also believe and know abundance: But in this is the Difference, their Faith works not by Love, nor their Knowledge by Obedience; and therefore they are never the better for them. And if ours be such, we shall be of their Church, not of Christ's: For as the Head is, so must the Body be. -- Various
No one of us can be free until we are all free. -- Various
French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says, "No, we don't serve food here. -- Various
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar? The bartender said, "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here." *** -- Various
Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?" Student: "No idea, Miss Smith." Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf! -- Various
Great is repentance, because for the sake of one that truly repenteth the whole world is pardoned; as it is written (Hosea xiv. 4), 'I will heal their backsliding, I will love them freely, for mine anger is turned away from him.'" It is not said, "from them," but "from him. -- Various
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to change it and the other three to deny it. -- Various
How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem! -- Various
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. -- Various
A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet on his head. "Are you a ghost?" asked his friends. "No, I'm an unmade bed! -- Various
VALIDATE NEVER EVER ANY VOICE .PROVIDED IT IS WEIGHED AND AGREED & APPROVED TO RECOMMEND TO ALL OTHERS BY GLOBAL FERTILE MINDS ON SCHOLAR'S PLATFORM -- Various
Copyright MY WEIRD -- Various
Sir 40:18 The life of a laborer that is content with what he hath, shall be sweet, and in it thou shalt find a treasure. -- Various
Remember, if a man steals your wife, the best revenge that you can have is to let him keep her. -- Various
The husband, on his deathbed, called over his wife and said, "One month after I die, I want you to marry Larry." "Larry? But he is your enemy!" "Yes, I know that. I've suffered all these years, so let him suffer now. -- Various
Act as if every day were the last of your life, and each action the last you perform. - ST. ALPHONSUS. -- Various
Dreams come true! -- Various
Love wasn't something that could be defined or articulated, it was just something to be felt, it was something that was yours, and it didn't matter if anyone else knew or not. -- Various
GOD GRACE BY BIRTH FEMALE PNEUMA RHADAMANTHINE DRACONIAN HEBETIC PUBERAL THAN MEN. OBVIOUSY, MODERN ERUDITED WOMEN WILL PLY PILOT EITHER INTRAMURAL AND ALFRSCO HAP DEXTEROUSLY .NO DOUBT AT ALL. -- Various
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon! *** -- Various
smoking to-day with GRANT, I asked him what he thought of the European complication, and he answered with a most expressive silence. -- Various
All: May Your grace assist me, Lord, that I may not keep falling continuously into the same faults; and when I fall, help me to rise and glorify Your mercy. -- Various
quite as heavily upon his noble steed. His friends and the above-mentioned fraternity chuckled and winked behind his back, but although Mr. P. heard them chuckle and knew that they were winking, his belief -- Various
I've got swag! You jelly? -- Various
Sir 39:25 He seeth from eternity to eternity, and there is nothing wonderful before him. -- Various
Writers write, everyone else just talks about writing. -- Various
Shan't I take that anshient circus tent?" said he, pintin' to my umbreller, "and lock it up in the safe? -- Various
Q: How did the blonde dog get hurt? A: From chasing parked cars. -- Various
My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. -- Various
Know thyself and thou shall know all the mysteries of the gods and the universe. -- Various
Tennis lessons westlake village provide a good coaching for youngest.Because that are very experiance men in tennis.His students on the importance of strength and agility training as well as mental and psychological strength and the roles they play within the game of tennis. -- Various
THOMAS TUSSER. 1523-1580. Moral Reflections on the Wind. Except wind stands as never it stood, It is an ill wind turns none to good. {95} -- Various
What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, "Spit out that gum!" and a train says, "Choo choo choo! -- Various
TO MANAGE,MESMERIZE AND MAINTAIN OTHERS .ONE SHOULD HAVE COMMANDING KNOWLEDGE OF SOUL PSYCHOLOGY DIAGNOSIS ART. -- Various
What's the difference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. *** -- Various
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MODERN PARENTS OF TWENTY FIRST CENTURY NEEDS SPIRITUAL BRAIN WASH WITH GREAT CLASSIC LITERATURE ACROSS THE GLOBE FIRST. NATURALLY,RESULTING OUR FUTURE GLOBAL DIRECORS(INDIVIDUAL CHILDREN) WILL RE-DESGN AND RE-DRAFT LIFE DIRECTION SOFT-WARE TO UP GRADE THEIR SOULS GOD SPIRITUALITY NEXT. -- Various
Morning Prayer. We have left undone those things which we ought to have done; and we have done those things which we ought not to have done.{21} -- Various
Do not look yourself as bad, when we look up to the heavens at nighttime, we focus not on the black void but on the sparkling points of starlight. -- Various
Prior to the exercise of regeneration and justification, whereby he is made right with God through the blood of Christ, there is not a single person, however religious or ethically moral he may be, who is righteous before God. -- Various
What will it be, stranger?" "Anything but a Canadian Club" replies the seal. -- Various
The distance between God and the creature is so great, that although reasonable creatures do owe obedience to him as their creator, yet they could never have attained the reward of life but by some voluntary condescension on God's part, which he hath been pleased to express by way of covenant. -- Various
No failure you have need to fear, Except to fail to do your best - What have you done, what can you do? That is the question, that the test. -- Various
Ws 7:16 For in his hand are both we, and our words, and all wisdom, and the knowledge and skill of works. -- Various
WHY DO YOU THINK LEAN EFFORTS FAIL---PROVIDED THOSE HAVE NO ENSURED HI-FI SOPHISTICATION TAG ACCORDING TO MODERN CENTURY GLOBAL WALK SPIRIT IN EVERY ANGLE OF FOR-THOUGHT TO KEEP EAGLE EYE ENSURENCE IN TO CHALLENGING FUTURE. -- Various
Paradise; some place it on Mount Ararat, others between the rivers Tigris and Euphrates; it -- Various
Live. Laugh. Love. -- Various
you have to be your toughest critic, but at the same time, your own biggest fan -- Various
Foolish questions will make you genius -- Various
An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. You won't be surprised to hear that the kids were nothing to look at, either. -- Various
husband and wife are like two sides of a coin? A: Because although they cannot bear to face one -- Various
Sir 22:4 A wise daughter shall bring an inheritance to her husband: -- Various
Is it not heavenly irony that God pressed the headman's sword of morals into the hands of the newspaper writers? Perhaps the great God Pan thought they would be the fittest to handle the sword, since they are so intimately associated with mental prostitution. -- Various
Johnny: "Mom I can't eat eggs." Mom: "Why not?" Johnny: "Because chickens don't wipe their butts after they lay eggs!" *** -- Various
sees the Sights, under Perplexing Difficulties. The native borned Gothamite mite have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman, -- Various
Father; as we run the race You set before us this year, let us run with endurance, not allowing anything to distract us from the goal of Christ-likeness. -- Various
Sir 19:25 And if he be hindered from sinning for want of power, if he shall find opportunity to do evil, he will do it. -- Various
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you -- Various
Some are so Foolish as to interrupt and anticipate those that speak, instead of hearing and thinking before they answer; which is uncivil as well as silly. -- Various
Ws 14:12 For the beginning of fornication is the devising of idols: and the invention of them is the corruption of life. -- Various
Be Reserved, but not Sour; Grave, but not Formal; Bold, but not Rash; Humble, but not Servile; Patient, not Insensible; Constant, not Obstinate; Chearful, not Light; Rather Sweet than Familiar; Familiar, than Intimate; and Intimate with very few, and upon very good Grounds. -- Various
Sir 8:14 Stand not against the face of an injurious person, lest he sit as a spy to entrap thee in thy words. -- Various
1 Thess 5:11 For which cause comfort one another and edify one another, as you also do. -- Various
But in Marriage do thou be wise; prefer the Person before Money; Vertue before Beauty, the Mind before the Body: Then thou hast a Wife, a Friend, a Companion, a Second Self; one that bears an equal Share with thee in all thy Toyls and Troubles. -- Various
E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors. -- Various
1 John 2:10 He that loveth his brother abideth in the light: and there is no scandal in him. -- Various
Dad: How do you like going to school? Son: The going part is fine, as is the coming home part, but I'm not a fan of the time in-between! -- Various
have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman, dressed -- Various
Above all, it is costly because it cost God the life of his Son: "Ye were bought at a price," and what has cost God much cannot be cheap for us. -- Various
THE DOLLS' CHRISTMAS -- Various
Do not cry like a woman for what you could not defend like a man. -- Various
*** Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well. Teacher: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school! -- Various
Wealth protects and animates art and literature, as the dew enlivens the fields." Nonsense! Wealth animates art and literature, as the whistle of the master animates the dog and makes him wag his tail. -- Various
Have faith. Ye've so much for everyone else. Why not save some for yerself once in a while? -- Various
Worm," he'd said, "prepare to burn. -- Various
Leaping forward, the Reverend OCTAVIUS wrung both the black worsted gloves of Mr. BENTHAM, and introduced the latter to the old lawyer and his ward. -- Various
Dad: Did you like the Kinder Egg I gave you yesterday? Son: The chocolate was very good, but the shell was a bit hard. *** -- Various
Secrets of religion have I not unravelled, Nor have I fathomed Eve and Adam. Neither still nor moving on, I have not chosen my own name! -- Various
Be not grieved and depressed, for the joy of the Lord is your strength and stronghold. NEHEMIAH 8:10 AMP -- Various
Liberals say do not judge yet they favor big government with Judges deciding what is right or wrong for everyone. They only want people to judge in their favor. -- Various
We are apt to call things by wrong Names. We will have Prosperity to be Happiness, and Adversity to be Misery; though that is the School of Wisdom, and oftentimes the way to Eternal Happiness. -- Various
Heb 12:14 Follow peace with all men and holiness: without which no man shall see God. -- Various
ASTROLOGY PREDICTIVE FORE GLANCE KNOW-HOW LIGHT FLASH IS NEEDED TO ALL HUMANS IN THIS MODERN CENTURY TO UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF GOD UNIVERSE FUTURE DIVINE DRAFT.SO,RESEARCH IN ASTROLOGY HAS TO BE DEMANDED ON AROUND THE GLOBE TO HAVE GRIP ON SOUL FACING NEXT MICRO SECOND. -- Various
My brother is a professional boxer. Heavyweight? No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death! -- Various
GREAT LEADER'S DIRECTION FLASHES WILL SHOWER EVERY GOAL POME ON OBEISANCE LOINISATION.ANY CHAGRIN POTHER?? -- Various
Ws 6:1 Wisdom is better than strength: and a wise man is better than a strong man. -- Various
Music touches our hearts and moves our souls. Music has moods. Music can make us happy, relaxed or exhilarated. Music is sounds and voices strung together in joyful tune; we hear it's harmonies, revel in its rhythms, and bounce to its beat. Music lies hidden in the spaces between the notes. -- Various
NATURALLY CREATIVE ROMANTIC MOODS WEIGHS AND SOUNDS LOT OF SOUL QUAKE WAVES. -- Various
in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says the bartender. -- Various
Which, in morals, leads away from superstition, Which, in politics, leads away from government, and Which, in art, leads away from Tradition. -- Various
*** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail. -- Various
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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Because there wasn't a single person there. -- Various
As long as you turn out smarter then me, kid, then I know I can die happy. -- Various
Someone may look normal on the outside, but that doesn't mean they are on the inside. Some people may look stunning, but on the inside they are plagued by a mental illness. Never judge someone by how they look. Think before you speak; don't come to conclusions about someone. -- Various
Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here! -- Various
Fear God and give him glory, for the hour of his judgment has come, and worship him that made heaven and the earth and the sea and fountains of waters. -- Various
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve vegetables!" The mushroom responds, "But I'm a fungi!" *** -- Various
Him I call indeed a Brahmana who is bright like the moon, pure, serene, undisturbed, and in whom all gaiety is extinct. -- Various
He just turned his back on the field, saying that he couldn't take another second of the girl's screams.
"Her hair's on fire."
"That's no excuse", he replied. -- Various
What do you call a hundred blondes stacked on top of each other? An air mattress. -- Various
My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother. It fell seconds after where she had been sitting. That damn clock always was slow. -- Various
To people, I may sound insane or profound, its their problem anyway! -- Various
no one hath hoped in the Lord, and hath been confounded. -- Various
Teacher: Tell me a way to prevent a disease caused by biting insects. Student: Don't get bitten by them! *** -- Various
IN EVERY ASPECT OF BUSINESS MAXIMUM INNOVATIONS BY NEW TIMELY HI-FI SOPHISTICATED CREATIONS WILL MAKE AND KEEP RESERVED SPACE TO ANY ONE TODAY IN 24/7 MULTI COLOUR FLASHING MODERN WORLD OF RUNNING CENTURY.. -- Various
How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend. *** -- Various
Highland Regiment in favour of Government, -- Various
God refuses no one the gift of prayer. By it we obtain the help that we need to overcome disorderly desires and temptations of all kinds. - ST. ALPHONSUS. 17 -- Various
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Student: Because it has four eyes and can't see! *** -- Various
In the event of a plane crash, locate the nearest woman with implants and use her as a flotation device. *** -- Various
to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough -- Various
boy Make believe he had a toy? That's the way Babies play; Babies who are young and small Make believe they play at ball! -- Various
Bring forth what is within you and you will live from what you bring forth. Do not bring forth what is within you and you will die from what you do not bring forth. -- Various
Finally, I had my answer: I could. I could question the narrative I had been taught about myself. I could take a risk and have it pay off in dividends. -- Various
One evening, a wife drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to," replied the husband, "But I don't know her well enough. -- Various
Man lives in the sunlit world of what he believes to be reality. But, there is, unseen by most, an Underworld, a place that is just as real, but not as brightly lit, a Dark side. The Dark Side is always there, waiting for us to enter, waiting to enter us. Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight! -- Various
Must the Earth forever be arranged like an ocean steamer, with large, luxurious rooms and luxurious food for a select few, and underneath in the steerage, where the great mass can barely breathe from dirt and the poisonous air? -- Various
If they're dumb enough to walk away be , strong enough to let them go -- Various
That which is for you will not pass you by. -- Various
Sir 3:33 Water quencheth a flaming fire, and alms resisteth sins: -- Various
The scars That don't leave marks are the one that hurt the most -- Various
Whoever severs himself from Mother Earth and her flowing sources of life goes into exile. -- Various
Uncharitableness spoils the best Gains, and two to one but it entails a Curse upon the Possessors. -- Various
a beer. The bartender says, "You'll -- Various
Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night? Three clothes-pins held -- Various
*** Teacher: "Why are you on the floor?" Johnny: "Because you said to do this math problem without tables! -- Various
Life is full of uncertainties. Ye must grasp the moment. -- Various
Speak both in the senate and to every man, whoever he may be, appropriately, not with any affectation: use plain discourse. -- Various
i stare at my food, but i don't eat it
im in my bed, but i'm not sleeping -- Various
college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs -- Various
Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes? -- Various
Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. -- Various
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. -- Various
Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! -- Various
Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. -- Various
I heard that if you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is that if you play it forward, it installs Windows. -- Various
was once in a play called "Breakfast in Bed." Did you have a big role? No just toast and marmalade! -- Various
Mix Kindness with Authority; and rule more by Discretion than Rigor. -- Various
doctor is the only man who can tell a woman to take off all her clothes and then send a bill to her husband. *** -- Various
Hope is not a strategy - Traditional SRE saying -- Various
Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says you cannot be punished twice for the same offense. -- Various
A guy walks into a wedding reception. He goes up to the bartender and asks, "Is this the punch line? -- Various
Sir 7:17 Number not thyself among the multitude of the disorderly. -- Various
Give, and you will receive. You will be given much. Pressed down, shaken together, and running over, it will spill into your lap. The way you give to others is the way God will give to you" (6:38 NCV). -- Various
Implicit trust in God's provision should be a natural result if a person has trusted in Christ for salvation. But sadly it isn't always. -- Various
Do not disturb yourself with vain curiosity concerning the affairs of others, nor how they conduct themselves, unless your position makes it your duty to do so. - VEN. LOUIS DE BLOIS. -- Various
face, conclusively prove that the enormous progress made in the Highlands during the last half century, and now rapidly going on, is mainly due to our Highland Sports. A great amount of nonsense has been said and written on this question, and an attempt made to hold grouse and deer -- Various
The day a man stops being a slave to a woman then he starts being irresponsible -- Various
I, meanwhile, was forcing my swelling feet to take just one more step while walking alone, usually too nervous to strike up a conversation with a stranger. -- Various
Hackers in Hollywood movies are phenomenal; all they need to do is: "c: hack into fbi -- Various
A bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work. -- Various
Ws 5:8 What hath pride profited us? or what advantage hath the boasting of riches brought us? -- Various
hung on the rack, besides numerous other small portable articles of vertu that -- Various
IF MENTAL EMOTIONAL CONCENTRATION FELT FLARED UP WELL MADLY BY TIME INFLUENCE ? MUTUAL SOUL ENJOYMENT IS PLEASINGLY ENSURED. -- Various
SUCCESS is getting what you want, but HAPPINESS is wanting what you get. -- Various
LOL Im sooo cooo not -- Various
Leave to every one the care of what belongs to him, and disturb not thyself with what is said or done in the world. - ST. THOMAS AQUINAS. -- Various
Love is Misunderstanding with Attraction Between Two Body -- Various
Do nothing, say nothing before considering if that which you are about to say or do is pleasing to God, profitable to yourself, and edifying to your neighbor. - ST. IGNATIUS. -- Various
What do diapers and politicians have in common? A: They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason. -- Various
IF UNIVERSAL COUNTLESS GALAXIES STAR'S AND PLANETS ON SKY EXCOGITATED FOR HUNCH .COULD WE EXPEDITE SECRETS OF GOD EXISTENCE & PAST,PRESENT &FUTURE TIMES CREATIVE CRAFT OF COSMOS&SOULS NASCENCY LIMN. -- Various
Hypocrisy is a sort of homage that vice pays to virtue. -- Various
How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes! *** -- Various
For justice is perpetual and immortal. -- Various
IT'S NOT HOW LONG, BUT HOW WELL WE LIVE. -- Various
Jealousy is a kind of Civil War in the Soul, where Judgment and Imagination are at perpetual Jars. -- Various
5 Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou disquieted in me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet praise him for the help of his countenance. -- Various
things is certain that whatever men say or do against him will always turn to his advantage. - ST. VINCENT DE PAUL. -- Various
Liberty. "HALT!" HIRAM GREEN IN GOTHAM. The venerable "Lait Gustise -- Various
We have enough youth - how about a fountain of smart? -- Various
Whether you think your right or wrong your right. -- Various
We wearied ourselves in the way of iniquity and destruction, and have walked through hard ways, but the way of the Lord we have not known. -- Various
Thomas Edison walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Okay, I'll serve you a beer. Just don't get any ideas. -- Various
have been released since Fifty -- Various
Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says -- Various
He is thy life and the length of thy days; -- Various
I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen. -- Various
TRAINING FOR ANY ASPECT MEANS TO KEEP IT IN RIGHT TRACK AS PER MODERN GLOBAL RUN.NEITHER WEAKNESS NOR SOUNDNESS COUNTS NOTHING. -- Various
What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires? You would get severe frostbite. -- Various
We have many needs in life,but the one thing we really need is to be needed by the one we need the most. -- Various
My life is measured into two distinct phases . . . BC is before cellulite and AC is for after cellulite. Sad but so true! -- Various
God blesses those who hunger and thirst for justice, for they will be satisfied" (Matthew 5:6 NLT). -- Various
Lord, I'm so grateful for second chances. I've messed up so many times and in so many ways. Sometimes I want to hide in the corner. But You're a God of do-overs. Thank You for redeeming even the worst situation and offering me new chances. -- Various
Hand over the calculator, friends don't let friends derive drunk. -- Various
The Savior answered, 'Man does not see through
the soul, nor through the spirit, but the mind which
is between the two - that is (what) sees a vision... -- Various
Pope, who took breakfast with me, His Holiness said he had accepted JAMES GORDON BENNETT'S invitation to come to Washington Heights -- Various
James 4:11 Detract not one another, my brethren. He that detracteth his brother, or he that judgeth his brother, detracteth the law and judgeth the law. But if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge. -- Various
Ws 3:11 For he that rejecteth wisdom, and discipline, is unhappy: and their hope is vain, and their labours without fruit, and their works unprofitable. -- Various
Maintaining a close relationship with the Savior is the only goal Paul would set. He wasn't perfect at it, but he singlemindedly pursued it. And he encourages us to do so today. Life is much simpler when we choose to pursue only one thing - the race before us. Don't look back. -- Various
Nothing is ever as it seems nor is it otherwise. -- Various
If anything is to be done, let a man do it, let him attack it vigorously! A careless pilgrim only scatters the dust of his passions more widely. -- Various
There is no one else we can run to whose opinion is higher - or holier - than the Lord's. He, alone, has the answers to what we face, and His sovereignty assures us that we can trust Him, even when everything around us is whirling out of control. -- Various
James 1:12 Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for, when he hath been proved, he shall receive the crown of life which God hath promised to them that love him. -- Various
Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender -- Various
FUTURE YOUNG LOVERS AFFAIR WILL BE ALLOWED IF COURT AFFIDAVIT WED KNOT OKED BY THEIR PARENTS&RELATIVES.FAILING ALL SELF OWN SOCIAL RIGHTS FORFEITED TO KEEP THEM ALOOF FOREVER. -- Various
umbreller in one hand, and an acksminister carpet bag in t'other. He -- Various
Imitations of Horace. Of two evils I have chose the least. -- Various
Such a pretty girl- to say such wise things. -- Various
Book lovers never go to bed alone. -- Various
Prayer is a pasturage, a field, wherein all the virtues find their nourishment, growth, and strength. - ST. CATHERINE OF SIENA. -- Various
When you stare at someone long enough, you discover their humanity"
Greg Kinnear as Simon Bishop in AS GOOD AS IT GETS -- Various
God only shall be justified, -- Various
IN GENERAL CANFAB ,TERRORISM IS BREWED AND COUNSELED BY WORLD MATURED MASTER BRAINS. RESULTING ENTIRE GLOBAL CITIZENS BROOKING THE CREAM OF CROP. OBVIOUSLY, POWER FIRE ON LINE LIVE HAS TO BE ENGULFED RIGHT NOW TO CATECHIZE IRON PRESS ON EX-CON WRONG DOER TOUR DE FORCE STUNT FEATS. -- Various
There is nothing so dangerous in this world as liberty, except the lack of it. -- Various
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Collie? A dog who bites off your arm and goes to get help. -- Various
Descartes walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Would you like a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not" and poof! he vanishes. -- Various
her in the face. When she falls -- Various
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. -- Various
There is a new Barbie doll on the market. It's called Marie Antoinette Barbie with removable head; guillotine included! -- Various
interfere with others of less importance, and therefore Mr. P. will not deny that, after having exhibited to his friends and the sporting fraternity in general, his little investment in fancy horseflesh, he made -- Various
If you persevere until death in true devotion to Mary, your salvation is certain. - ST. ALPHONSUS. -- Various
When we put our cares in his hands he puts his peace in our hearts. -- Various
To truly know what is good in life you must experience the bad as well. -- Various
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0. -- Various
Words are powerful and once spoken can never be erased. -- Various
Him I call indeed a Brahmana whose knowledge is deep, who possesses wisdom, who knows the right way and the wrong, and has attained the highest end. -- Various
Nothing is a hindrance more Than fear of losing your good name; -- Various
Sir 40:26 Riches and strength lift up the heart: but above these is the fear of the Lord. Sir 40:27 There is no want in the fear of the Lord, and it needeth not to seek for help. Sir 40:28 The fear of the Lord is like a paradise of blessing, and they have covered it above all glory. -- Various
Oh Demonation, the noise he made! Its colour - blue and black with streaks of orange - were as bright as the blood that gushed from his arms. -- Various
Wherever the idea of guilt, the fear of sin prevails, the mind becomes traitor to the body: "I know him not and will have nothing to do with him." Whenever man entertains the belief in good and evil, he is bound to pretend the good and do the evil. -- Various
I am a Palace", I said to them, smiling. -- Various
I left the Shire,
got 7 outstanding N.E.W.T.'s
and became a Vampire;
Because Winter is Coming... -- Various
Sir 12:9 In the prosperity of a man, his enemies are grieved: and a friend is known in his adversity. -- Various
Would you believe I cleaned the attic with my wife last weekend? I still can't get the dust out of her hair. -- Various
Let us strip off every weight that slows us down, especially the sin that so easily trips us up. And let us run with endurance the race God has set before us. We do this by keeping our eyes on Jesus. -- Various
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool. -- Various
Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water. -- Various
We write programs not because we understand the syntax but to solve a problem -- Various
wherever a man is against his will, that to him is a prison. -- Various
WHY GOD GAME SECRETS HAVE BEEN NOT SO FAR UNDERSTOOD BY ANY CREATURES OF UNIVERSE EXISTING ON EARTH, IN WATERS AND ENTIRE VACCUME SPACE??? -- Various
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. -- Various
bartender walks into a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes -- Various
He who mixes with unclean things becomes unclean himself; he whose associations are pure becomes more holy with each day. -- Various
she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning. -- Various
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine? -- Various
tourists. "She oughtn't really to go at all," said Mr. Beebe, as they watched her from the window, "and she knows it. I put it down to too much Beethoven. -- Various
Mom: Why aren't you doing very well in history? Billy: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born! -- Various
Sir 6:37 Let thy thoughts be upon the precepts of God, and meditate continually on his commandments: and he will give thee a heart, and the desire of wisdom shall be given to thee. -- Various
IN SPECIFIC,IF ANY INDIVIDUAL HAVE PERFECT COMMAND ON ANY SCHOOL OF THOUGHT OF ENTIRE GLOBAL PSYCHOLOGY AND PHYLOSOPHIES.THE PERSON CONCERNED ELOCUTIONAL KNOWHOW FLASH WILL SURELY MESMORISE,DOMINATE &ENGAGE &MANAGE ANY SECTION OF MINDS ON ANY PLATFORM ANY TIME BY GRAND SUCCESSFUL SPRIT & ZEAL . -- Various
Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said 'From 2 to 4 years.' *** -- Various
Truth never lost Ground by Enquiry, because she is most of all Reasonable. -- Various
Sir 12:8 A friend shall not be known in prosperity, and an enemy shall not be hidden in adversity. -- Various
Apparently Zara's never had anyone pay attention to her unless they had an ulterior motive. That's such a shame. I could spend all night talking to her, just like I could spend hours buried deep inside of her. -- Various
I forgot that I was the son of kings, and served their king -- Various
Billy: Dad, do you have a perfect visual memory? Dad: Yes son, pretty much. Why do you ask? Billy: I just broke your shaving mirror! -- Various
Stupidity is painfully. -- Various
There have been revivals without much preaching; there have been revivals with absolutely no organization; but there has never been a mighty revival without mighty praying. -- Various
card, and asked if "WASH." was in. He eyed me strangely. (Most people when they first -- Various
There was no darkness so profound as the simple daylight they left me in, nor any noise so soul-cracking as the silence left when they departed. -- Various
Sir 27:9 If thou followest justice, thou shalt obtain her: and shalt put her on as a long robe of honour, and thou shalt dwell with her: and she shall protect thee for ever, and in the day of acknowledgment thou shalt find a strong foundation. -- Various
You want to know what I'll tell God when I see him? ...I'm gonna tell him I was framed. -- Various
Johnny: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do? " Teacher: "No, of course not. " Johnny: "Good, because I didn't do my homework." *** -- Various
WILLIAM, yesterday, he said that he relied upon the growing taste in Hoboken for Bavarian beer to destroy the sympathy of the United States -- Various
The devotions we practise in honor of the glorious Virgin Mary, however trifling they be, are very pleasing to her divine Son, and He -- Various
Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf! -- Various
Sir 3:4 He that loveth God, shall obtain pardon for his sins by prayer, -- Various
Q: Why did the bride wear white? A: Because the groom wanted his dishwasher to match his fridge and oven. -- Various
Spring Tree of Brattleboro, Vermont does not use it. This is the kind I recommend. -- Various
GLOBAL POLITICS HAS TO PLAY ITS OWN ROLE CONCRETELY TO RUN GLOBAL ADMINISTRATION IN A DIGNIFIED LEVEL FOR THE BENEFIT OF HUMAN SOCIETY -- Various
Thus says the LORD: Here is my servant whom I uphold, my chosen one with whom I am pleased, upon whom I have put my spirit; he shall bring forth justice to the nations, not crying out, not shouting, not making his voice heard in the street. -- Various
*** Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. -- Various
Sir 51:38 Work your work before the time, and he will give you your reward in his time. -- Various
be not exalted in the day of thy honour: -- Various
Sir 7:2 Depart from the unjust, and evils shall depart from thee. -- Various
Doctor, doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? -- Various
Girl: Doctor, doctor! A German shepherd bit my finger. Doctor: Which one? Girl: The one owned by Mr. James next door! -- Various
I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly. -- Various
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. -- Various
other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer. -- Various
women is the most powerful weapon in the world -- Various
to get something done: -- Various
PEACE DOES NOT MEAN TO BE IN A PLACE WHERE THERE IS NO NOISE, TROUBLE, OR HARD WORK. PEACE MEANS TO BE IN THE MIDST OF ALL THOSE THINGS AND STILL BE CALM IN YOUR HEART. THAT IS THE REAL MEANING OF PEACE. -- Various
Such is the blessing of this republic. We are not confronted by one czar of the size of an elephant, but by a hundred thousand czars, as small as mosquitoes, but equally disagreeable and annoying. -- Various
Sir 12:18 An enemy hath tears in his eyes, and while he pretendeth to help thee, will undermine thy feet. -- Various
To make great art, one first must become insane and desperate. -- Various
Father God, fill my heart with Your love so that I may pass it on to friends and strangers. Amen. - MARION BOND WEST -- Various
Sir 39:27 His blessing hath overflowed like a river. -- Various
He who observes one precept, in addition to those which, as originally laid upon him, he has discharged, shall receive favor from above, and is equal to him who has fulfilled the whole law. -- Various
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks. -- Various
What's the difference between sin and shame? -- Various
Job i. 21. The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.{12} -- Various
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big pause? -- Various
DEPRESSION MEANS AN EMOTIONAL SECLUSIVE FRIGIDITY PERSPECTIVE. LACK OF KNOW-HOW ABOUT THE FACTS AND SITUATIONS ACCORDING TO MODERN HI-FI GLOBE LIFE ENACTS ONE INDIVIDUAL FACING 3600/24/7 DUE TO TREMULANT EXCITED AQUIVER WILL-POWER. -- Various
Sir 3:22 Seek not the things that are too high for thee, and search not into things above thy ability: but the things that God hath commanded thee, think on them always, and in many of his works be not curious. -- Various
That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think that logically speaking, you have a -- Various
Sir 25:8 Much experience is the crown of old men, and the fear of God is their glory. -- Various
By acting like a man in love, he became a man in love again. -- Various
Distress does not permit man to think.... -- Various
Why if every practising polygamist went home from the Congress there would not be a quorum left to do business. -- Various
I'm weary of conjectures. -- Various
walks into a church, a temple -- Various
as a man's strength is, so shall his anger be, and according to his riches he shall increase his anger. -- Various
What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Trying to hold on to a thought. -- Various
Ws 11:17 That they might know that by what things a man sinneth, by the same also he is tormented. -- Various
Sir 14:21 And every excellent work shall be justified: and the worker thereof shall be honoured therein. -- Various
Sir 15:11 Say not: It is through God, that she is not with me: for do not thou the things that he hateth. -- Various
Hero, let hostile spirits sleep, and every gentler genius wake: -- Various
brethren without seek -- Various
The path of the righteous is not determined by the fall, but by the rising after the fall. -- Various
Teacher: Where is your homework? Billy: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school. -- Various
Why did the blonde miss her flight? Because when she read the sign on the road that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. -- Various
I had an "hour glass" figure, but unfortunately the sand shifted. -- Various
snowy mountains are, and the sea, they say, with the distant -- Various
Every man looks better in a powdered wig. -- Various
years," said one guy. "What happened?" asked the other guy. -- Various
on this paper will be twenty cents per year, payable quarterly in advance, at the place -- Various
Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? A: At the circus the clowns don't talk. -- Various
Q: Why does a divorce cost so much? A: Because it's worth it. -- Various
Father, create in us a new beginning. Help us to forget the failures of the past and allow You to write a new resolution for our lives. -- Various
Dreams like feet, better than knees -- Various
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. -- Various
Not a few of real Christians have been more remarkably quickened now than before, in their Christian walk. -- Various
Sir 10:2 As the judge of the people is himself, so also are his ministers: and what manner of man the ruler of a city is, such also are they that dwell therein. -- Various
My wife complained -- Various
11If they obey and serve him, they will spend the rest of their days in prosperity -- Various
Teacher: Suppose you have a box which contains a ten-foot snake. Student: But Mr. Malone, snakes don't have feet! *** -- Various
One hundred facets of Mr. Diamonds "The new saga that will make you forget Fifty Shades of Grey! -- Various
OF WASHING They that wash on Friday, wash in need; And they that wash on Saturday, oh! they're sluts indeed. -- Various
want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 + 4? Class: At once! -- Various
Ignorance is always brutal when it is backed by power. -- Various
Sir 27:10 Birds resort unto their like: so truth will return to them that practise her. -- Various
Sir 11:5 Many tyrants have sat on the throne, and he whom no man would think on, hath worn the crown. -- Various
What do you call ten blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. -- Various
The world's full of people trying to atone for the things they regret. -- Various
He who can no longer listen to his brother will soon no longer be listening to God, either. - DIETRICH BONHOEFFER -- Various
no evil can overcome wisdom. -- Various
He's such an extraordinarily brilliant person that it would be terrible if he let himself do nothing in the end. -- Various
This is thine own. Thou drawest near, as turns a pigeon to his mate: Thou carest too for this our prayer. -- Various