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Don't take life so serious. It ain't nohow permanent. -- Walt Kelly
Yowpee! I pulls my brandin' irons an' comes out a-bitin' the dust - a reg'lar Hoopalong Cassowary! -- Walt Kelly
Oop - I is tripped. -- Walt Kelly
If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read. -- Walt Kelly
In this dark, when we all talk at once, some of us must learn to whistle. -- Walt Kelly
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday mornings because he was so Sad thinking about how Unhappy he had been on Monday and how completely Mournful he would be on Wednesday ... -- Walt Kelly
Thank goodness modern convenience is a thing of the remote future. -- Walt Kelly
Having lost sight of our objectives, we redoubled our efforts. -- Walt Kelly
Scuse me - gotta hurry home - left the chillun on the stove. -- Walt Kelly
Every burden is a blessing. -- Walt Kelly
Albert made of solid alligator - he heavy. -- Walt Kelly
Looking back on things, the view always improves. -- Walt Kelly
We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities. -- Walt Kelly
Don't take life so serious, son ... it ain't no how permanent. -- Walt Kelly
Women aren't as mere as they used to be. -- Walt Kelly
Man tries to swallow meaning whole as a dog would eat his dinner. -- Walt Kelly
Thar's only two possibilities: Thar is life out there in the universe which is smarter than we are, or we're the most intelligent life in the universe. Either way, it's a mighty sobering thought. (Porkypine) -- Walt Kelly
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. -- Walt Kelly
In like a dimwit, out like a light. -- Walt Kelly
If you can't win, don't join them; learn how to lose. -- Walt Kelly
Some is more equal than others, as is well known. It ain't that your majority is outnumbered, you're just out-surrounded. -- Walt Kelly
What's good about March? Well, for one thing, it keeps February and April apart. -- Walt Kelly
Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. -- Walt Kelly
If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some
memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it,
even if they don't know what it means. -- Walt Kelly
It is not good enough for things to be planned - they still have to be done; for the intention to become a reality, energy has to be launched into operation. -- Walt Kelly
The best break anybody ever gets is in bein' alive in the first place. An' you don't unnerstan' what a perfect deal it is until you realizes that you ain't gone be stuck with it forever, either. -- Walt Kelly
We have met the enemy and he is us. -- Walt Kelly
God is not dead-He is merely unemployed ... -- Walt Kelly
At wuntz? What HE do?
What HE do? Who do?
Wuntz do hoo doo? How do he do hoo doo?
Once do who do? What? What!? To wit, WHAT. -- Walt Kelly
When we become negative and ungrateful, it is important to remember ... We have met the enemy; and he is us. -- Walt Kelly
Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly
You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source ... Breathin'! -- Walt Kelly