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I'm an alcoholic, Tara.
I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way.
Alcohol is the devil and I need Chinese food.
Bundy Rum- better than local anaesthetic.
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles ... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."
What are we drinking to?"
"The living," said Rhy.
"The dead," said Alucard and Lila at the same time.
"We're being thorough," added Rhy.
Here's what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
I never get drunk. Never. Iss the beer's fault. I'm strong, but the beer must be sssssstrooooooong.-Niklass
If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.
I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.
This is how the Dauntless mourn: by chasing grief into the oblivion of alcohol and leaving it there.
Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
According to scientists, alcohol is a solution. - T-SHIRT
Empty whiskey bottles strewn about like forgotten failures
wine. Three cans of beer
As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain. It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions, and by far - much greater than Hell, the radio or the bichloride tablet.
I was gazing back in the direction of Wales, watching the Prudence clone, when I noticed a couple of drunks lurching in my direction. Night people who live in service stations. The insufficiently deceased.
I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you.
Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me.
I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.
brandy to sleep at night.
Alcohol is evil ... until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.
Alcohol is the number one addictive drug in our day.
Of course we got drunk!" Semyon said. "It's okay to get drunk, Anton. If you need to real bad. Only you have to get drunk on vodka. Cognac and wine - that's all for the heart."
"So what's vodka for?"
"For the soul. If it's hurting real bad
COOSA LIQUORS: WE CATER TO YOUR SPIRITUAL NEEDS.
Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of self-awareness, the awful realization of our mortality
I'm a special drunkard ... I drink too much.
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
drinks for the crowd.
What do drunkards do? They ... drink ... themselves ... to ... death.
Wine is a terrible foe, hard to wrestle with.
Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
No other human being, no woman, no poem or music, book, or painting can replace alcohol in its power to give man the illusion of real creation.
I often use alcohol as an artificial check on my skills.
Don't you know alcohol kills brain cells ... any damn brain cell that can't live through a good drunk deserves to die. You're doing yourself a favour, getting rid of all them nonhacking, underachieving ones. I'm working on improving your efficiency.
mead for my men!
Should alcoholics go to liquor stores?
Alcohol as helpful to the making of scapegoats as mud to the shaping of golems.
Codeine . . . bourbon.
I write better with alcohol.
What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the world. You know you can't do any of that fun stuff without me.
Halloween is tomorrow. A group of wine experts has actually come up with a list of the best wines to pair with Halloween candy. They say, White wine goes great with Skittles, red wine goes great with Twix, and ... we're alcoholics, aren't we?
There is only one absinthe drinker, and that's the man who painted this idiotic picture.
I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze.
No one can get really drunk on a novel or a painting, but who can help getting drunk on Reethoven's Ninth, Rartok's Sonata for Two Pianos and Percussion, or the Reatles' White Album?
Whiskey: a torchligh procession marching down your throat.
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.
When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking.
leaving Sobriety City on the Alcohol Express). She
I am more afraid of alcohol than of all the bullets of the enemy.
I'm not an alcoholic - I don't have the discipline to become one - but,
The Destiny Of A Drunkard Is In The Bottle .
For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.
Drunks conjure an endless drama from their bottles.
Liquor may have its defenders, but it has no defense.
Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.
Demagogue
a vessel containing beer and other liquids.
Different cocktails for different Saturday nights.
Nothing on earth in fiction is less interesting than characters under the influence of alcohol.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.
Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
You're like an alcohol in my veins.
Orange flavoring and vodka. They
Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
Dehortations from the use of strong liquors have been the favourite topic of sober declaimers in all ages, and have been received with abundance of applause by water-drinking critics. But with the patient himself, the man that is to be cured, unfortunately their sound has seldom prevailed.
What is a gathering without unseemly drunkenness?
They should be ashamed of themselves, all these sober people!
Rough night?" Zay asked.
"Oh, no. Glorious, thanks. Mum had me cross-checking data on solid Veiled all damn night.Fuckin' A, there better be a shot of whiskey at the end of this damn morning."
"Nola said she'd have fresh coffee," I said.
"Whiskey. I'll say it slow: whiiiskey.
In the wake of my spiritual experience there came a vision of a society of alcoholics.
Eat anything before you started drinking?" Xander asked.
"Fuck off."
"I can tell that vodka is helping you make great decisions."
Javier glared. "Fuck off."
"Has your vocabulary been reduced to two words now?"
"No. Please fuck off.
It's not like I was an alkie or anything. Alcohol is for cleaning needles
Two of them there drinking red liquor like it was sadness medicine.
Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
I gave alcohol everything I had
Liquor is such a nice substitute for facing adult life.
Who says I'm drinking? (Morgan)
I guess the bottle drank itself. (Jake)
Drunk on research, exhilarated by arcane details
Sorry, I'd love to hang out with you but this alcohol isn't going to drink itself into incoherence and liver failure
Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
I am an alcoholic. I'm the first to admit that. I can't drink at all. One drink is too many and a thousand's not enough.
I don't know how anyone can drink alcohol, just based on the taste.
You know, American alcoholics are pretty fucking hard to insult.
This stuff tastes like the bastard love child of grapes and rubbing alcohol
Alcohol is the motorcycle of beverages. Liver fast, die young.
Sexy, no alcoholic, but she drink like a toilet. Told her do me a favor and put your mouth on this faucet.
What is God drunk on? Your love.
What can I say, I'm an alcoholic. It's what I do.
Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
...bottle green Jaguar.
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
Where does one not find that bland degeneration which beer produces in the spirit!
These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs ...
Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice.
I'm drunk on the fiery elixer of beauty.
Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day.
O drink is mighty! secrets it unlocks, Turns hope to fact, sets cowards on to box, Takes burdens from the careworn, finds out parts In stupid folks, and teaches unknown arts. What tongue hangs fire when quickened by the bowl? What wretch so poor but wine expands his soul?
Whatever you want - nonalcoholic, of course.