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This sucks the hind teat.
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I don't need you to take care of me."

"No, you need a kick up the arse.
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Obstinacy and heat in argument are surest proofs of folly. Is there anything so stubborn, obstinate, disdainful, contemplative, grave, or serious, as an ass?
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When you are up to your arse in shit there is only one thing to do. Attack.
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So this is how cunts that never shag fuckin well live. A life oy impotence, resentment, anger and frustration; nae fuckin exuberance in life, forced tae become an Internet troll or a miserable drunk in a boozer.
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Why you got your ass on your shoulders?
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Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arse
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The other man's arse is always cleaner!
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The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.
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I am a ginger tim. I am a boy racer. I am a housewife. I am a pain in the arse.
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What's with you all, anyway? You jam a stick up your own arse then preen at how tall and straight your standing.
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Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?
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That's some moon"
"Stop talking about my ass, you beast.
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Now you lady, you can go an' run your arse up a cheesegrater
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His divine wisdom can kiss my common arse
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You bloody silly fool!
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Bloody flaming ashes
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My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.
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When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps.
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Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.
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In the history of man, there has been and always will be more horses' asses than horses.
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I'm an Englishman, after all,
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Oh incomprehensible pederasts, I shall not heap insults upon your great degradation; I shall not be the one to pour scorn on your infundibuliform anus. It is enough that the shameful and almost incurable maladies which besiege you should bring with them their unfailing punishments.
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A charming arsehole, isn't that what they're called?
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I've just been livin' a normal life, going shopping, going out, gettin' pissed. I keep sitting on my arse doing nothing.
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Those that can't beat the ass, beat the saddle.
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I guess I'm the last of the Cockneys.
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Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass.
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The ass of a man is the piston that drives the world, and you have a good one. In my prime, I would have corked it with my thumb and then eaten you alive. Preferably by the pool of Le Meridien in Monte Carlo, with an admiring audience to applaud my frontside and backside efforts.
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I tell you, one more insult and I'll take his curling tongs and ram them so far up his arse he'll be able to curl the damned thing from the inside.
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He's only being polite. You should look the word up," Denise settled on.
Ian snorted. "And angels fly out of my arse when I fart."

First Drop of Crimson by Jeaniene Frost
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sausages. Behind
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That's like the dog calling the cat's arse hairy!
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There are stains on their knees, stains on their arses. Dirty Leeds.
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My Geordie is probably just about as bad as my English.
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I wish it was possible to smear cancer cells onto his arse.
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The cankered passion of envy is nothing akin to the silly envy of the ass.L'Estrange,Fab.xxxviii.
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All the Armes of England will not arme feare.
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Your mother didn't give birth to you," I told hint, "but farted you out of her shrivelled arsehole."
"Frightened or not," Asser said, "you've taken Peredur's silver, so you must fight them now."
"Say one more word, monk," I said, "and I'll cut off your scrawny balls.
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You taste like ass.
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MY ASS MIGHT BE DUMB, BUT I'M NOT A DUMB ASS.
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Roger wondered if this was the sort of way you felt after a battle; the sheer relief of finding yourself alive and unwounded made you want to laugh and arse about, just to prove you still could.
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Did you know, ma'am, that our mutual friend can say "kiss my arse" in six languages?
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'E's all'ot sand an' ginger when alive, An'e's generally shammin' when'e's dead.
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No man is really at his best with someone else's hand up his arse.
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O, that he were here to write me down an ass! But, masters, remember, that I am an ass; though it be not written down, yet forget not that I am an ass.
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Owr brave little shank!
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Epithet, n.
I think the worst you ever called me was a "cunt rag."
"You mean I'm a tampon?" I asked. "I'm a tampon for not letting you drive?"
I laughed. You didn't. At least, not until you sobered up.
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Your fascination with my ass isn't healthy, you know. I'm apparently already taken. My lover-to-be might beat you with his walking stick or toss his dentures at you if you put your gorilla-sized hands on that region of my body." Anger
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You're cheery, which is important, you're cheeky, which is more important, and you've got a lovely bottom, which is all-important. The ass of a man is the piston that drives the world, and you have a good one.
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Asino tu nascesti, ad asino morrai. [An ass you were born; an ass you will die.]
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You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.
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your uncle Geoffrey.
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Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
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I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.
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cunt on the blackboard.
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It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks
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Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
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Captain Assbag No Fun?
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Don't you mean 'assclown'?" he looked amused.
"No," I said louder this time. "I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.
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Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse.
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I don't give a fistful of ashes!
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The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can.
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poxy shitweasel,
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You whoreson scalawag!" said I. "You flesh-turd dropped stinking from the poxy arsehole of a hare-lipped harlot!
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Take this and stick it up your ass." I
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Alas, how shall this bloody deed be answer'd?
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If you want to know what the camel stole from your kitchen yesterday, then you shouldn;t slit open its stomach. You should stare into its arsehole.
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What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won't quit? Think about the primary function of an ass - I'd think that's the sort of thing you might want to quit.
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So remember it, lad. If your head thinks up mischief, your backside's going to pay for it. Brian Fraser to young Jamie
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Running away just makes your arse a bigger target.
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If I was English I'd kill myself
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Good even, my fine young yeomen! Come clap this loon in irons.
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Cussed fellow-critters! Kick up de damndest row as ever you can; fill your dam bellies 'till dey bust - and den die
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I'm an Englishman. What more can I say?
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The world's shit and everyone's a cunt.
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The ass bears the load, but not the overload.
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I can assume I know what 'asshole' means
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Puny human body, my ass!
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You are not your buttocks.
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My sword," I told him, "says I tell the truth, and that you are a stinking bag of wind, a liar from hell, a cheat and a perjurer who deserves death."
"Up to our arses again," Leofric said.
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Thinks the sun shines out yer clacker.
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Kiss my ass and my anus'cause it's finally famous
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The ass to end all asses," I said, unable to stop myself. "The Holy Grail of asses. If we lived in a world with fairies and elves, there would be epic quests to go get that ass. I wanted to bite it.
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Baby steps for your nerdy girl, she writes.
The girl clearly underestimates the power of her bum and a seductively minimal pose.
Nerdy my arse, I type back. All the cold showers in the world can't cure what u've done to me.
Cruel wife.
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Now gae your wa'sTho'anes as gude As ever happit flesh and blude, Yet part we maunthe case sae hard is, Amang the writers and the bardies That lang they'll brook the auld I trow, Or neibours cry,'Weel brook the new'.
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Does a toilet seat get ass?
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Ye can stick your comfort straight up your arse, MacKenzie, and your goddamned stiff prick, too!
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How wonderful to put one's cunt to work and use one's brains for pleasure!
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...your ass is grass...
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Arseholes who are expert at making something out of nothing [ ... ] appeared equally capable of making nothing out of something
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Crikey means gee whiz, wow!
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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.
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All right you bloody Scottish bastard, lets see how stubborn you really are.
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See you in the funny pages...mate
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Temper, temper, wee English. 'Tis truly most becoming to you.
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Bill was buying shoe-shines for Mike. Bootblacks opened the street door and each one Bill called over and started to work on Mike. "This is the eleventh time my boots have been polished," Mike said. "I say, Bill is an ass.
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Ser used to call me Shitmouth, if it please m'lord.
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Why are you such an ass?" The words came out before I could think twice.
"Everyone has to excel at something, right?"
"Well, you're doing a great job.
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Darlin', I do some of my best work on my ass.