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I knew it ... I'm surrounded by assholes!
The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.
I'd let the dummy comment slide, partly because I felt like a dummy and partly because I couldn't think of an eloquent way to say asshole.
I'd rather be a liar than an asshole.
The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around.
You're an asshole alive, you're still an asshole dead.
Are you always an asshole?"
"No. There's just something about you that brings it out in me."
I cocked my brow at him.
"You're right. I lied. I'm always an asshole.
You're a real firecracker, Astrid, aren't you? Firecracker is what people in certain social circles say when what they really mean is asshole.
I often get, 'Oh, you always play the asshole.' An asshole is somebody who knows that they're doing it, but continues to behave a certain way. The one sort of common thread to me has always been that these are imperfect people.
You make me want to be less of an asshole.
Don't feel sorry for yourself. Only assholes do that.
Aunt Mari says that the assholes in our lives are our biggest blessings."
"How so?"
"Without them, we'd take the ones who aren't for granted. Assholes give us needed perspective to appreciate the people who really love us.
Assumptions are for assholes.
You really can't help being an asshole, can you?"
"I probably could, but it's not worth the effort.
Look, let's get one thing straight here. I don't know what went down between you and the asshole and I really don't care. But if we're gonna dance this dance with each other, you're gonna have to stop comparing me to him. I doubt he'd even come close anyway so it's a waste of time.
Opinions are like assholes, everbody's got one.
All men are assholes.
There's plenty of time and a million different ways to be an asshole. Don't feel you got to get them all done at once.
You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!
Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people.
Assholes tend to stick together, and once stuck are not easily separated.
First of all, i'm not an actor - I'm an asshole.
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.
I've only been an asshole to assholes!
Only assholes talk about writing
Few people become assholes reluctantly.
Asshole Proximity Disorder
You say asshole; I say hole of the ass, but we say same thing, yes?" - Babushka Ivanov
I think everybody has a little bit of an asshole inside of them.
I like people thinking I'm an asshole. Being an asshole is my life's vocation; I'm a goddamned asshole professional.
What a cocky little turd. I
Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.
Teach that asshole some manners.
I know that asshole you were with in college
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"Can we leave that asshole out of it?"
Please, gentlemen, one asshole at a time.
Jerk? Is that the best you've got? How disappointing.
I'm a nice guy, you know.
It's hard work to be an asshole.
I love this dangerous, menacing asshole.
You already have one asshole, you don't need another one
When you're a guy you have to act like an asshole sometimes, so that the real asswholes won't bug you.
Christ, what an asshole! Babette said.
You treat an idiot like an idiot.
Being an ass trumps being a piece of ass.
You've been drinking. Let's go before I become the asshole prick you think I am.
I'm pigheaded, grouchy and I say the wrong things at the worst time. Basically, I'm an asshole - but I'm your asshole.
He's a..."
"Pain in the ass.
I'm a jerk, that's who I am. I'm like everybody else.Jerk-- Larry David
You're being mean to someone who's helping you. What is that? Everyone knows who the assholes are, and I avoid them.
Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.
World is so beautiful, but alas! There are so many assholes.
Obstinacy and dogmatism are the surest signs of stupidity. Is there anything more confident, resolute, disdainful, grave and serious than an ass?
It doesn't matter how much of an asshole you are, there was always someone who thought you were cool.
Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay.
You can say "ass," but you can't say "asshole." That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone as an "ass." Unless you're British, calling someone an ass really doesn't work. But those are the rules of television. You can be a dirtbag, but not a scumbag.
You're an asshole."
"And you're a bitch," he says. "A bitch with a kick-ass smile and eyes that can seriously screw with a guy's head.
Maybe. But I was always fond of killing assholes. And you're at the top of the list.
We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.
If being an asshole was all it took to get yourself killed, you and I would have been dead long ago.
So, you wanted to know when I'm mad at you, or when you're being an ass, well guess what? I'm mad and you're an ass.
He's such a gargantuan asshole.
A giant, stupid orifice.
A walking, talking cranny.
I know. A bitch who finally met the right asshole.
You're a fucking asshole." "You said that already." "You were such a huge asshole I had to say it twice.
Now please don't refer to yourself ass some woman I fuck occasionally because, quite frankly, it makes me mad, and you really wouldn't like me when Im angry.
Irony. What a fucking bitch.
It's not illegal to be an asshole.
Too bad he was such an asshole. Why did assholes have the best chests?
Your human privileges are being revoked, asshole.
Is this the asshole rocker?
The world is only broken into two tribes: The people who are assholes and the people who are not." I
Even geniuses can be A class assholes.
Obstinacy and heat in argument are surest proofs of folly. Is there anything so stubborn, obstinate, disdainful, contemplative, grave, or serious, as an ass?
Ever hear of a telephone, asshole?
Stupid, toe curling kissing bastard
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.
My heart is a stupid asshole.
Why is it so painful to write about people who aren't assholes? I asked Wilson.
Because I would start to love them, he said.
Just call me an equal opportunity ass-kicker.
Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!
Everyone is a Butthole.
I am a thief, I am a liar, I am George Bush and my son is an asshole.
One of the most heinous, insidious lies is the notion that you have to be an asshole to be a successful business person.
I bought a dictionary. First thing I did was, I looked up the word "dictionary", and it said "you're an asshole".
Assume' makes an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'.
Idiot! You idiot!
You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.
That to wipe my ass, you golden pricklick?
You're an asshole, you know that?' I asked him. It figured he would pick today to be funny and personable, but I wasn't in the mood.
He smiled. 'I know. I work really hard at it.
He's a moron being an asshole. You don't shoot people for being assholes, or the human race would be extinct.
The phone rings.
"Asshole," she mutters. She picks it up.
"Will you let me explain?"
"No." She hangs up.
Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole.
Sometimes it's just better to suck up the fact that you are an asshole and decide that tomorrow is the day you will start being the person you intend to be.
You're not Adam, asshole. You're the snake.
You taste like ass.
And then you show up with the voice from my nightmare, and you call me an asshole.
My wife says that I can't kill you for being an asshole. She has a much kinder heart than I do. If you or any of your men come anywhere near us, I will take you apart. Slowly.
It wasn't like he was purposely being an asshole. It just came naturally to him.
Put an asshole on a plane in Boston an asshole gets off in Seattle
A jerk, a creep or an asshole in a wheelchair, is still a jerk, a creep or an Asshole.
There's 3 sides to every story. Time will tell who the real asshole is despite what you were told.
Don't be an asshole. Just because you have one, it doesn't mean it's okay to act like it.
Asshat's an asshole," she cooed. "Yes, he is.