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Ninety percent of all problems are caused by people being assholes."
"What causes the other ten percent?" asked Kizzy.
"Natural disasters," said Nib.
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The rich. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.
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Stupid, all-knowing god.
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poachers and Methodies, of course. Oh,
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Save the World-ers
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Assholes are like weeds, a bitch to get rid of and when you do another one grows back in its place.
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Carpetbaggers with no culture or moral compass, enabled and empowered with new money.
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The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.
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These people who were supposed to be my family, who had conspired to look enough like me to serve as a critique of my appearance ...
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Those that are above business.
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Cheaters, I thought.
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Those.. we use to abuse in front of others..
somewhere deep inside.. we wish to be like them..
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People, generally, suck.
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I can assume I know what 'asshole' means
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All human beings go through a period where they are assholes, except for the fake ones who are assholes full-time.
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The assholes took their toll." "Assholes often do." "That's a Billboard Top Forty song waiting to happen." "Sung to the tune of 'There'll Be Sad Songs,'" I suggested, then offered up a lyric. "'There'll be assholes, to make you cry.'" "'Assholes often dooo,'" Mallory sang.
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Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts.
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Critics themselves, they used to tear me up.
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Her darling little tech-savvy, consumerist savages.
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Assholes tend to stick together, and once stuck are not easily separated.
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So you try to think
of someone else you're
mad at, and the unavoidable
answer pops into your
warped little brain: everyone.
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People with no upper-body strength, who read poetry. These are my people.
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Asshole by nature, prick by design
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Assholes who run into trouble all the time probably run into trouble because they are assholes. There
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The people you hate, well, this is the question about such people: why do you hate them?
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I told you that day: a pair of idiots. I thought she was leading you around by the nose
or some other organ.
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Sighted people, you gotta deal with them.
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They were stupid, stupid people.
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Screwdrivers, women who screw drivers.
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People who are employed in a way they don't like - my heart cries for them.
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People living their lives for you on TV; They say they're better than you, and you agree.
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Stupid people. Their faces are gonna get stuck that way.
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Friends and neighbors,
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Anonymous people living anonymous lives.
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Friends. They really know how to knock you off your pedestal, don't they?
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Who called the idiot brigade?
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The masses-I love em-they rush for red lights, risking everything to capture a few seconds, only to get home and waste their lives.
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The function of assholes in the world, just like the asshole we all have, is to spread shit around.
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The authors of all our misfortune.
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Men. You can't live with them, you can't shoot them.
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Morons, you can't do much with them, but it gives you a feeling that you're better than you really are.
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The people who are interested in my work - they're quite far-out.
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wankers snorting
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You people and your inability to distinguish fantasy from reality!
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We are all stupid assholes; leaving alone and complaining forever.
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I would define an asshole as anyone who chooses to make the lives of others less pleasant for reasons that don't appear productive or necessary.
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The better angels of our nature
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Hurt people hurt people.
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Distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
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Those wretches who never have experienced the sweets of wisdom and virtue, but spend all their time in revels and debauches, sink downward day after day, and make their whole life one continued series of errors.
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The people who are trying to make you look bad, and He can use them to promote you. In
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Mother Fuckers. They're going to feel pretty stupid when they find out.
They're fucking with the wrong people.
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You of all people, who seem to know things about me before I myself do. You know this is right.
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Mistakes. People make them. And most of the time, they had to pay for them.
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No people. You get close to them, and they die or disappear. You kiss them, just for fun, and they tie you to the bed and steal your creds. They're messy. Stupid. Foolish.
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Human, all too human.
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If you can't trust people, who can you trust?
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people in attendance. Even though
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Minds altogether horrible in their power, and in their ignorance - which their power protected.
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People... people who NEED people, are the yuckiest people in the world.
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Millions of people who falsely believe that "knowledge is power." It is nothing of the sort! Knowledge is only potential power. It becomes power only when, and if, it is organized into definite plans of action, and directed to a definite end.
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Everybody in a hurry to slow down.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em!
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The guys who take shortcuts, who aren't ready, they fail when their opportunity comes
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The arrogance of these people!
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ORDINARY SAD-ASS HUMANNESS
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God and Hell both damn it,
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The sad souls of those who lived without blame and without praise.
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Humanity, you never had it to begin with.
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Human beings. They are the ones with the most important job. They are supposed to make what they want out of what they are given.
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Once an asshole, always an asshole.
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Human relations, I mess them up, and they let me down.
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who can you trust?
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Animals, I think. We're animals.
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Selfishness and self-destruction, riding hand in hand, as they so often did.
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a bunch of depressed, overeducated shut-ins, but they seemed human to her.
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Fools who wear their hearts proudly on their sleeves, who cannot control their emotions, who wallow in sad memories and allow themselves to be provoked this easily - weak people, in other words ...
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Humans. Sometimes they make chimps look smart.
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Stupid men, always thinking they're the ones who get to do the rescuing.
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The success-haters. That's what I call them
the people who have never got what they want and turned sour on everybody who has. The world's full of them. As soon as you've made good they begin to watch for you to fail.
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Beautiful women - they think they can get away with anything.
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Traitors."
"People," Marsh said. "People who were just trying to do the best with what life gave them."
"Well, I'm just doing the same thing," Kelsier said. "And, fortunately, life gave me the ability to push men like them off the tops of buildings.
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A people without the knowledge of ...
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The gay motes that people the sunbeams.
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The people, they don't know what it takes sometimes to keep them safe and it's better that they don't.
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an unlovely gaggle of contrary old codgers".
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Love and hate when stretched to their extremes blind reasoning.
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Most people are idiots
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People that really know me, they adore me.
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Humanity ... I'm a humanity lover. All the broken bastards ...
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And what do they want!?
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Dames. Sometimes all they got to do is let it out and a few buckets later there's no way you'd ever know.
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Who let the dogs out? Who, who.
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friends. Besides,
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A bunch of bong-smoking, America-bashing, flag-burning, yoga-posing, incense-burning, dolphin-saving, salmon-eating hypocrites. These are the sensitive, liberal people who are always yelling about people's freedom of speech and expression, unless you happen to say something that pisses them off.
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Bad people? What kind of bad people? Members of the Church of Satan? Insurance salesmen? People who don't speak English?
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America. Members of the generation that once embraced sex, drugs and rock-and-roll
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Combinations of people, who should have nothing to say to each other. Yet, with hearts that do not recognize it.
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You - no one else!
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The masses are asses.