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Mr Speaker, I withdraw my statement that half the cabinet are asses - half the cabinet are not asses.
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The ass to end all asses," I said, unable to stop myself. "The Holy Grail of asses. If we lived in a world with fairies and elves, there would be epic quests to go get that ass. I wanted to bite it.
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I fainted ... and you ate my ass?
You fed me my own ass?
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Let me assure you, you are an ass in the best sense of the word. You don't take shit from people.
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Stop," Kincaid said in a calm voice. "Unclench."
"Unclench what?" Murphy demanded.
"Unclench your ass."
"Excuse me?"
"You're going to trip the beam. You need another quarter inch. Relax."
"I am relaxed," Murphy growled.
"Oh," Kincaid said. "Damn, great ass then.
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Six foot eight and all asshole.
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But she was funny sometimes, and never boring. God, it would almost be worth it to see her face when she realized that I had saved her ass again.
Actually it was quite a nice ass, come to think of it. In fact, my memory of the ass and its owner seemed to be remarkably clear.
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You want ass? The cash is first.
You got dead presidents, baby, I got a hearse in my purse.
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abysmally beshitted.
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expression - nothing
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If I believed in a god, it would be the god of women's asses.
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I swear to you that I am not quite such an ass as I like to appear sometimes, although I am rather an ass, I admit.
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If a woman has a good ass the rest of her wil be nicely configured too, except for maybe the face. The face is always on its own.
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Need some help, Ass Kicker?
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Wow, he must get more ass than a toilet seat!
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The ass will carry his load, but not a double load; ride not a free horse to death.
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A tight hard little woman humorless as a chicken.
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You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!
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You better give your soul to the Lord, because the rest of your scrawny ass, will belong to me!
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I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% ... Ass Free.
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dont be an ass-hat!!
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...your ass is grass...
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Look, I know this seems a little half-assed ... ' 'No, dude. I'd be thrilled if this plan were half-assed. This is, like, no-assed.' 'You're right. It's the most no-assed thing I've ever done in my life.
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Your fascination with my ass isn't healthy, you know. I'm apparently already taken. My lover-to-be might beat you with his walking stick or toss his dentures at you if you put your gorilla-sized hands on that region of my body." Anger
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Her angel's pants were molded to a nice, beefy ass
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An ass is beautiful to an ass, and a pig is beautiful to a pig.
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You say asshole; I say hole of the ass, but we say same thing, yes?" - Babushka Ivanov
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Methought I was enamour'd of an ass.
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The butt is a good option,
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No guts, no story.
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The word that comes to mind is 'beefcake', Zane drawled, looking Ty over, appreciating the view
"Mission accomplished then!" Ty said happily as he turned around to face Zane again. He frowned suddenly. "Is beefcake one word or two?"
Zane laughed. "Who cares when you've got a great ass?
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Empty words from an empty person.
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I'm about to enter a national ass-kicking contest. With no legs. And a massive ass.
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No doubt about it! I gotta get a new ass!
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Gotta love a woman that can hand you your own ass.
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Asses are made to bear, and so are you.
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I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
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Sang's ass was not so much an ass but a continuation of leg and bone, covered by pockets because society demanded it be covered by pockets.
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Conceive you - that ass!
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If you are going to put your ass in front of someone, at least have one.
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A cat without a tail.
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Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided.
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I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat.
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Thank God no one was bouncing.'
'You can say that again, Ass Whisperer.'
'Thank God no one was bouncing,' Cam said, and she started to drift off to sleep.
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Just call me an equal opportunity ass-kicker.
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It looks like an asylum landed here," Andrew quipped, poking his head out of Oliver's pocket. "Ooh, I spot an ass-shaped tent."
"What? Seriously?" Sophie said, surprised. However, she was quick to look away. "Oh. You meant that kind of ass. Jeez, Andrew.
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I'm busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest; wish
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Can I ask you why there was the imprint of an ass on great-grandma's table? I got up the other morning and come in here to have my coffee. I sat down and got ready to read the paper , when low and behold I was confronted with the imprint of an ass on the table.
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You can't say asses in church unless you are speaking of donkeys.
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So he has no head'
'Thats usually what headless means'
'No head at all?'
'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?'
'Its just kind of silly even for us ...
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She went boneless.
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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.
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Life is all about Ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, bursting it, or trying to get a piece of it.
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I tagged your ass the other night," I said, "while you were sleeping- and you liked it."
"Really? I thought it was a dream."
"It was. A WET one.
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Booty Butt, Booty Butt, Booty Butt Cheeks
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All other beer is ass, and I will not put in the the work to acquire the taste for things that taste like ass.
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He had an enormous ass, which was luminous when bare.
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I'm not wearing any underwear.
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That's some moon"
"Stop talking about my ass, you beast.
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I don't know what you call it when you fuck someone's ass raw, Father Bell, but that's what I call it.
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Nameless is my price.
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Did you call me an assjacket again? I gotta say, it sounds like a compliment coming from you.
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ADIAPHORY (ADIA'PHORY) n.s.[Gr.]Neutrality; indifference.
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Peeled gingerroot inserted in her ass so she can't clench her buttocks,
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That was the word she used to describe herself - fit. A.J. would've used other words. Like holy shit and sweet baby Jesus.
A) If it were up to me, Alison, you'd never wear clothes again. Nor, for that matter, would I ...
Things not to say.
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I can assume I know what 'asshole' means
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Why you got your ass on your shoulders?
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I am the best damn ass-kicker in the whole U.S. Army!
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Methought I was enamoured of an ass.
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Bill was buying shoe-shines for Mike. Bootblacks opened the street door and each one Bill called over and started to work on Mike. "This is the eleventh time my boots have been polished," Mike said. "I say, Bill is an ass.
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Never let 'em see you ache"; that's what Mr. Mayer always said. Or was it ass; "Never let 'em see your ass"?
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Piggy was a bore; his fat, his ass-mar
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No wife, no horse, no mustache
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What kind of work do you do," I asked.
"Promise you won't laugh?"
"Promise."
"I'm a proctologist."
I couldn't help it. I laughed a little. "An ass doctor?
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Which one worse: armpits or breath? Surely, the latter; but the unwashed inferno of his crotch and ass stank worst of all. "Y'all
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If I were someone named Mr. Ass, I'd be really worried about doing time.
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i recommend the phrase 'pineapple ass
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I will get your some clothes, a sword, and your very own assassin to join you on your quest."
"Ooh, just what I've always wanted. A man whose job title had the word ass in it not once, but two times.
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How about I show you what the inside of your ass looks like?
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My girl, the brunette, has an unbelievable ass that you read about.
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Clairol: Does she or doesn't she...
...take it up the ass.
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Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!
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Without attachment, a naked body is merely a lifeless sex-toy.
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The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist.
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Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
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Busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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So you'll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?' I joke.
'I will defend your virtue and your ass to the death,' he says with a knightly vow.
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Darlin', I do some of my best work on my ass.
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bhole whose form no man might see.
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I hate fighting with you," he whispers.
"Well, stop being such an arse."
He chuckles and the captivating sound reverberates through his chest. He tightens his hold on me. "Arse?"
"Ass."
"I prefer arse."
"You should. It suits you.
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You're beautiful, but you're empty.
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Soundless speechless sorties of life.
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You can't be fully present in your body without being present in your ass.
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I'm sorry for looking at your ass."
"When did you look at my ass?"
"Every chance I get?"
"Apology accepted.
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Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.
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A faceless mass, waiting for handouts.
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I am nothing. I'm like someone who's been thrown into the ocean at night, floating all alone. I reach out, but no one is there. I call out, but no one answers. I have no connection to anything.
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Those that can't beat the ass, beat the saddle.
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What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.
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Can an ass be tragic?
To perish under a burden that one can neither bear nor cast off? The case of the philosopher.