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Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles.
I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
A baby is a flower of hope, a song of eternity, and a promise of love and beauty of humanity.
I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting.
Babies. I want to fill you up with babies. Like, make you pregnant with babies. And have some of the babies. Babies. Babies. Caroline? Babies
A baby is the source of pure joy, a bundle of a warm smile, and a heart of dancing love.
Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.
An infant is a seed. Is it an oak seed or a cabbage seed? Who knows. All mothers think their children are oaks, but the world never lacks for cabbages.
Shit ... I don't know anything about babies. I mean, I literally know nothing. I'll be a terrible father. oh my God, I asked you to pick up that heavy box the other night. Pregnant women can't pick up heavy stuff, right? Shit! No more getting your hair done, all those toxic chemicals and shit.
The birth of a new born baby is a great joy.
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.
I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about.
It's a good thing babies don't give you a lot of time to think. You fall in love with them and when you realize how much they love you back, life is very simple.
Everything is gestation and then birthing.
Babies, we are told, are the latest news from heaven.
Babies don't know who's rich and who's poor. You love 'em and they're happy.
Fucking was how babies were made.
Oh, for the love of baby humans everywhere, you're an idiot.
A baby is a beautiful, blooming, flower that can smile, sing, and dance.
That's why I like babies. They're like beginnings we don't have?
Probably all babies, having recently been nothing, have a tenuous hold on life.
Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Babies laughing is like opium.
I love my babies! Their happiness is mine!
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
Babies are unreasonable; they expect far too much of existence. Each new generation that comes takes one look at the world and thinks wildly, "Is this all they've done to it?" and bursts into tears.
Children and babies are the most innocent, vulnerable, helpless creatures on the planet. They're relying on you for everything. Their lives will be defined by the choices made by the adults around them.
Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them, so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?
Kissing babies and hugging fat girls.
It is the nature of babies to be in bliss.
Children are so precious.
God save me ere I have any babies. They are grabby, clingy creatures who steal your figure and always want a ribbon or a wooden sword. And who sometimes make you die bearing them.
Yes, babies in the womb are human beings, but so what?
Men, Babies, it doesn't matter...we're soulmates
Birth is a beautiful thing.
Babies are endlessly fascinating to look at and I'm obsessed about their complete and utter lack of guile.
A baby fills a hole in your heart that you didn't know was there.
between words. "It's coming! The baby's coming.
Babies are thinking and attracting before they are speaking. Even though you are only months old in your physical body, you are a very old and wise Creator, focused in that baby's body.
All babies are beautiful.
babies are God's way of persuading parents to have teenagers.
We only have babies when we're young enough not to know how grim life turns out.
Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm
I remember leaving the hospital - thinking, 'Wait, are they going to let me just walk off with him? I don't know beans about babies! I don't have a license to do this.' We're just amateurs.
The job of the baby is to learn.
The birth of a child is a joy to the parent and the world.
Put the baby on the paper.
Ladies: You have to support an infant with a hand under its head.
Sad White Babies with Mean Feminist Mommies.
Being called baby: like safaris and bowling leagues, a phenomenon she never thought she'd experience first hand.
SWEET ALIEN BABIES!
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
A baby is as pure as an angel and as fresh as a blooming flower.
From the ranks of the crawling babies came little squeals of excitement, gurgles and twitterings of pleasure.
Men should have more time with their newborn babies.
I hate when songwriters refer to their songs as babies.
In soul of every newborn baby,
words are waiting to be written.
There are words in the soul of a newborn baby, wanting and waiting to be written.
Children are not things to be molded, But are people to be unfolded. - Jess Lair The Absorbent Mind and Sensitive Periods from Birth to Six Months
Even from their infancy we frame them to the sports of love: their instruction, behavior, attire, grace, learning and all their words azimuth only at love, respects only affection. Their nurses and their keepers imprint no other thing in them.
There's a Drunk Midget in My House
Ah, babies! They're more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts. Like most people who have had one baby, I am an expert on everythiing and will tell you, unsolicited, how to raise your kid!
Don't tell me about the pain. Show me the baby.
Philosophy has forgotten about children
The hot, moist smell of babies fresh from naps.
A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.
What is the use of a new-born child ?
No one likes kids. We say we do, and we take pictures of pregnant women for People Magazine, but really they're commodities - we hate them around, we hate them on airplanes, we consider them a grand imposition and almost a style choice.
I'm loving the idea of having a baby
A baby is a symbol of peace, a plot of dreams, a light of hope, and a bundle of joy.
I am comfortable around babies and children because I have two of my own.
That's the miracle of babies, their ability to lay bare the tender, beating hearts of raging assholes.
Children are a blessing. They are a happiness so sharp that it feels like pain.
Babies look better when they're all dressed up - in bacon.
I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They're OK when they're older; they make you laugh. I think we all think that, really - we just don't say it.
When I was little, the great mystery to me was not how babies were made, but why?
I like children they are tasty.
We thrust our babies into the air again and again, showing them what it felt like to be a mother, to be terrifyingly in love without the option of getting off.
In the sheltered simplicity of the first days after a baby is born, one sees again the magical closed circle, the miraculous sense of two people existing only for each other.
My body is a baby machine.
I love children.
A baby is such a blank slate, like training the understudy fo a role you're planning to leave.You truly hope your replacement will do the play justice, but in secret, you want future critics to say you played the character better.
Babies, in a world that already has far too many, remain desirable.
Beware of what you teach your children in the womb.
Babies choose to lackadaisically notice the quirkiest of details - unlike us grown ups, who choose instead to focus on what we believe is most essential to us. As a result, babies have a greater expanded consciousness than us grown-ups!
Infants are interesting only to their parents.
Children are children.
Newborn babies can't do much on their own-
They can't eat or walk or talk on the phone-
But every parent is sure their creation is without a doubt a tremendous sensation.
A baby is a symbol of hope for the future.
If only we could have them back as babies today, now that we have some idea what to do with them.
If I ever did have a baby, it probably would eat people.
I've always wanted a baby.
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
A baby can heal broken hearts.
Let me be sure I understand this babies thing. These items are how big? . . . And they come out of WHERE?
Babies are famous to themselves.
The baby's beauty lies on its' pure-hearted.
All babies are Buddha babies.
How do women all know what to do with babies? It's like they have their own special kind of sorcery.