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I liked to refer to myself as bougavian. Slightly bougie, but I was not one to easily forget my bird roots.
I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu's lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies. "Dude." I sat up groggily. "Not cool." "But he gave you a lovely hairdo," Sadie said. "Agh-agh!" Khufu agreed.
The barracuda antithesis is gumbo gum ball radio waterfall.
Evolution is a process that never stops. Baboons who fail to exhibit moral behavior do not survive; they wind up as meat for leopards.
Bloody Bears, don't bother getting one as a pet, they're too demanding and they shed everywhere.
The Wombat is a Joy, a Triumph, a Delight, a Madness!
I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.
A talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future. Ugly sucker. Only says 'ficus.
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".
A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!
Harlow's monkeys,
Well, ring-tailed rutabagas.
Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can appreciate the special traits of said monkey as it kills me!"
"At least when the monkeys are harassing you, you dont have any time to harass me!
Nim-nim was a banana-like fruit on Booboo. An immature
Time monkeys. Angry, angry time monkeys.
Our descent, then, is the origin of our evil passions!! The devil under form of Baboon is our grandfather.
See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo."
"He says he's not your sweet babboo."
"What does he know?
THE GRACKLE
The
Bulgy Bears," said
What species is he?" "British
I want a bibimbap wrap (honestly I just like saying "bibimbap"),
Watch out for the Baobabs!
My big studly giraffe."
"My little horny monkey.
Monkey stalactites
In a world divided by chimpophiles and bonobophiles, we all had a good laugh when Stephen peeled his banana. (62)
I'd love a werebear. But I guess you need that seductive element of danger. And though bears can be dangerous, when you say werebear it just sounds kind of cuddly. Probably has a rainbow on his belly.
Sea-Monkeys are hybrid brine shrimp and the brainchild of the mail-order entrepreneur Harold von Braunhut in 1957. When their crystallized eggs are submerged in water, minuscule crustaceans emerge; they can grow up to 2 inches long.
Bonobos, related to chimpanzees and native to the Congo, have been found to engage in French kissing.
Bluie, the blue stuffed bear I'd had since I was, like, one - back when it was socially acceptable to name one's friends after their hue.
Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
Grobanite makes me think of a type of harmless crustacean.
[Footnote:] The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.
Bu is a word that cools many a warm impulse, stifles many a kindly thought, puts a dead stop to many a brotherly deed. No one would ever love his neighbor as himself if he listened to all the Buts that could be said.
Never camp by the edge of a waterhole"; "don't screw with hippos"; "baboons are like German shepherds on crack";
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
No, it's a Bb. It looks wrong and it sounds wrong, but it's right.
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance: Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew, Leaping into darkness with delight, Lusting for the ecstasy of fright, Open to the charm of horrors new.
Studies are one thing, but then there's just the way bonobos make you feel. They're so "almost-human" on so many levels that science doesn't even know how to test yet. Just look into any bonobo's big brown eyes, and you may well feel like you're connecting with a living version of the Missing Link.
Children," I say plainly, "watch out for the baobabs!
Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.Monkey-- Doug Dorst
I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.
Weetabix - a British cereal biscuit whose taste and texture are generally thought to be improved by the addition of monkey come.
Bonobo studies started in the '70s and came to fruition in the '80s. Then in the '90s, all of a sudden, boom, they ended because of the warfare in the Congo. It was really bad for the bonobo and ironic that people with their warfare were preventing us from studying the hippies of the primate world.
Exit, pursued by a bear.
Female bonobos form a strong sisterhood. They rule through female solidarity.
People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, 'Well, I love monkeys, I love my fans, why not put the two together?'
Don't fall in love with a bonobo, because it's gonna die.
The monkey is an organized sarcasm upon the human race.
Monkeys can't talk, stupid!
Bear turns out to be an acronym for 'Beating Evil's Ass Regularly'.
I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.
The Black Mamba collection of watches is me: It is my alter ego, so to speak. As I mentioned before, it is sharp, cutting edge and sleek which are characteristics I try to apply when I'm out there on the basketball court.
In the folklore of the British Isles, a bodach is a vile beast that slithers down chimneys at night and carries off children who misbehave. Rather like Inland Revenue agents.
landed on my chest and stuck its proboscis
Here." Sam came over, stripped down to his boxers. "Hunch forward and put your head down."
Robin looked at him. "My safe word is monkey.
(A WOMBAT is a Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time: the non-IT equivalent of a PEBCAK. (A PEBCAK is a Problem that Exists Between Chair And Keyboard. (You get the picture: it's parenthesized despair all the way down.)))
fishhook. It's squiggly like a worm. Something's
The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrationa bipeds who hurt only themselves.
The Great and Terrible Humbug,
onanists breaking a sweat on monkeys, ponies, birds;
Year after year
On the monkey's face:
A monkey's face.
Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback
MILFs rule Bonoboville
Never underestimate the booberie of the booboisie.
If a monkey has become a man - what may not a man become?
That lucky fucking inanimate animal. "I want to grow up to be a stuffed crocodile.
PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk.
Dickon, and Dickon brought his tame animals, and, if you'll credit it, sir, out of doors he
The Balopticon [a machine that projects photos on canvas to trace the lines] is an evil, inartistic, habit-forming, lazy and vicious machine! It also is a useful, time-saving, practical and helpful one. I use one often-and am thoroughly ashamed of it. I hide it whenever I hear people coming.
Oh, there you are. I was afraid you had gone off to your stoats again. The carrier has brought you an ape.' 'What sort of an ape?' asked Stephen. 'A damned ill-conditioned sort of an ape.
Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo ... Kangaroo - Captain Kangaroo ... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.
Beelzebug n. Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
LOST 2 Irish Hellhounds. Very black, like bear. Huge, like bear. Answer to Alvin and Mohammed. Like to eat everything. Like bear! REWARD!
Bonobo discipline involves being schooled in a gentler, more playful fashion.
People called me, Lobo, which was Spanish for wolf.
It was a perfectly normal gerbil. It appeared to be living in an exciting construction of cylinders, spheres and treadmills, such as the Spanish Inquisition would have devised if they'd had access to a plastics molding press.
I haven't seen a half-monkey, half person yet.
The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.
Holly, there's a raccoon on the back deck." "Really? What's it doing?" "Eating tika masala and naan.
It wasn't a monkey on my back, it was Planet of the Apes.
You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
I wonder what the animal's name was.
Barrabas came to us by the sea.
Imagine you're a writer, and you have decided to offer your readers a firsthand account of the politically correct primate, the idol of the left, known for its "gay" relations, female supremacy, and pacific lifestyle. Your focus is the bonobo: a close relation of the chimpanzee. You
Strong suit, even when he had two sound legs. But it's all right, he's moving, the monkeys are holding their positions. He's just five yards from the beach when he senses them. His eyes only dart up for a second, but it's as if he's triggered a bomb. The monkeys explode into
Hairy Mammal whaddya want
Armadillos that, in some cases, grew to be as large as Fiat 500s.
I want you to recognize that I'm a proud monkey.
When life hands you an ostrich...make a boa! ~Bertha
I believe that there are no innate, intrinsic differences among a human being , a baboon or a grain of sand.
The best part of the word "booboo" is the breast. While the word doesn't suck, it is quite suckable.
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!
GNU, n. An animal of South Africa, which in its domesticated state resembles a horse, a buffalo and a stag. In its wild condition it is something like a thunderbolt, an earthquake and a cyclone.
3.18-million-year-old australopithecine found at Hadar in Ethiopia in 1974 by a team led by Donald Johanson. Formally known as A.L.
A cherub's face, a reptile all the rest.
Out of the desert came seven men, and a monkey.
I don't got to show you no stinkin' bahdges!
A stealthy ninja monkey she was not.