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Move over just a bit to the right of me,
For I cannot see
Where the booty is.
Do you intend to come over here and mount your horse, or are you wanting to stare at my backside for the rest of the day? (Ewan)
We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' - a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives - even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.
back, to feel the reality of his
My dear artificer, I find I like it better from the front.
If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!
Darlin', I do some of my best work on my ass.
Daddy, you said ass.
back, and then sit
The bigger the front, the bigger the back.
How about I show you what the inside of your ass looks like?
I function better when my back is to the wall.
I've got a stomach now as well as a behind. And I mean - well, you can't pull it in both ways, can you? ... I've made it a rule to pull in my stomach and let my behind look after itself.
The first view I got of Suci was her prodigious backside.
My chest, Stella's hip, Jamie's left ass cheek.
Bottoms are alchemists who magically transform pain into sex.
A chair is to have no backside. It should be beautiful from all sides and angles.
I don't like messy bottoms.
Watch your back, but more importantly when you get out the shower, dry your back. Its a cold world out there.
It's fun seeing my label on someone's behind - I like that.
Standing in the shower, I feel something on the back of my leg that turns out to be my ass.
Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible with the trousers of decorum.
Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!
shoulders. Later, he'd
You've made love to my mind, now you gotta take me from behind.
back of that woman's dress that night
I showed sideboob. I don't need to show ass. You get one or the other. You don't get both.
I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.
At your back, baby, now and always.
I don't really check out other people's butts.
They call me Seymour Butts, cause I get more ass than most.
Fuck your brothers in the ass backwards.
You put something behind you, it's got its eyes on your back. I'd rather keep it in front of me, so I can see where it's going.
Head to toe, Rainbow.
Sadly, it has often been said that my rear is better than my front, so thank you very much indeed.
truck. He backed
You are not your buttocks.
What are the asses at now?" He
I wanted to get up and face Setne, but my rear end had other ideas. It wanted to stay where it was and be in extreme pain. Butts are like that sometimes. They can be, well, butts.
The ass is the face of the soul of sex.
The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps.
A bullet to the front of the head demonstrates good marksmanship. A bullet to the back of the head demonstrates good judgement.
Don't push me I've got a corner at my back I've nowhere to go except over you.
When you're in politics sometimes you step on toes and they come back and kick you in the backside.
Stick a lighted candle up your backside to give yourself that inner glow.
You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt
ASS, n. A public singer with a good voice but no ear.
If it were not for the Belly, the Back might wear Gold.
As soon as you know a man to be blind, you imagine that you can see it from his back.
In backbends, one touches the body physically, mentally, intellectually, consciously and spiritually everywhere.
I got my own back.Back-- Maya Angelou
I want to gossip about forever / against the part of your back that / is mine.
A hard head will make a soft behind.
The ass bears the load, but not the overload.
Hot baskets of butt!
When you are getting kicked from the rear it means you are in front.
My bottom is so big it's got its own gravitational field.
What in the name of Voldy's pasty-white rear end was that?
The back of my neck says; If you're close enough to read this, you better be pullin' my hair and spankin' my ass!
At least you had your back to it," he offered finally.
"Reflex," Zane answered. "I actually had my side to it." He lifted his hand to his mouth as a trickle of blood seeped from the abused skin just under the curve of his chin.
"Eh. Ass, face, same difference," Ty muttered with a shrug.
What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?
I sometimes forget a face, but I never forget a back.
I have a whole other side that has yet to be seen on screen.
Show me your Booty **** Oh Oh Oh Oh
the strongest backs bear the heaviest burdens
Jokes about butts WORKED.
My arse contemplates those who talk behind my back.
sidewalk, waited until the butt cooled, and
The enemy never sees the backs of my Texans!
The first place I gain weight is in my rear end. I love my butt, but I have a tendency to get saddlebags there, so I need to watch it.
If you choose to turn your back, you don't really have a say in what goes on behind it.
Whither thou know'est thy ass from thy elbow
As for your back rubs ... Study an anatomy book, pal, because what you've been rubbing isn't my back.
suburban-cocooned ass
My rear end was blood-raw from my so called brilliant ideas rebounding on me.
I paint with my back to the world
Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.
My back is so scar-tissued that you couldn't find a place to slip a knife.
My back is thick with scars for protesting my freedom.
If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine
Our arms start from the back because they were once wings.
The only good thing about having your back to the wall is that it makes it really easy to choose which way you're going to go.
It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey ...
Ah, but what is form but a bum wipe anyhow?
Over the top and under the bottom, I wedge myself in opposite directions to stay in the middle of everything.
The fire department has finished investigating the fire. We lost the back
If there's one phrase you will hear over and over from me, it's this: A strong butt is key to a happy running life.
If people are kicking you in the behind, at least you're in front of them.
I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
You are a fucking naughty girl," I told her.
"Or just a naughty girl you're fucking," she said and picked up one of the shots.
You're so much more than that, I thought. But I picked up the shot and raised it at her. "Bottoms up for now. You're bottom's up later when I smack the shit out of it.
Don't ya ever get too big for your britches or someone's gonna bust your britches wide open and then they'll find out you got a butt like everybody else. Nothing special about it.
With his arms resting across the back. We're witnesses,
I am the kind of dude that would go to your seventh grade class and sit at the back of the classroom and stare at all your butts.
Bend over to the front touch toes
Back dat ass up and down and get low (get low)
I believe God put that itchy spot on our backs just exactly where we can't reach it in order to encourage us be nice to each other.
The Bisy Backson is always going somewhere, somewhere he hasn't been. Anywhere but where he is.
If I put on a few pounds, it goes straight to my butt.
As she peeked through the curtains with the phone in her hand, waiting for the police dispatcher to pick up, she realized there was one thing she did know about the naked stranger in her yard. He had, without a doubt, the finest butt on the planet.