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Don't call me wolf when you're pissed, wolf.
A bear! A bear! All black and brown and covered in hair!
Well, I'm more lopsided than a one-legged badger.
LOST 2 Irish Hellhounds. Very black, like bear. Huge, like bear. Answer to Alvin and Mohammed. Like to eat everything. Like bear! REWARD!
Hairy Mammal whaddya want
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
Hair and hole, horn and teeth - hedgehog, walrus, ape, Josef Breuer. He
I'm wolf. So shove that down your throat and choke on it.
The squealing little arse-gerbil.
You meet new people. We just spent two hours with people we didn't know before, just talking about the Badgers.
A moose tried to eat us, Hearth signed. "Excuse me?" I asked. "A moose?" Hearth grunted in exasperation. He spelled out: D-E-E-R. Same sign for both animals. "Oh, that's much better," I said. "A deer tried to eat you.
Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel?
To err is human, to eat human is bear.
If you're going to be a bear, be a grizzly.
Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.
Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one always tells the other one, Hey, shut the dam door!
Who fears the wolf should never enter the forest. What?
The hungriest wolf leads the pack.
It was a hound of some sort, black and disproportionately long-bodied, with lets so stumpy that they appeared to have been amputated. With large, liquid eyes and a sturdy long tail in constant motion, it resembled nothing so much as and exceedingly amiable sausage.
Man is a great blunderer going about in the woods, and there is no other except the bear makes so much noise.
That's not who you are," Blythe said.
"Who am I?"
"My little wolf." She traced my jaw, the ridge of my knuckles. "All teeth and claws. Cunning, and fierce, and insatiable.
Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.
elephant's trumpeting
How the hell did you get to the cloister and back so fast?"
"I have a moose."
"A moose."
"Yeah, you know, big deer looking thing, likes water... antlers, well, not this moose, Una's female."
"I want a moose," Brede mumbled.
Deer Reeder: First may I say, sorry for any werds I spel rong. Because I am a fox! So don't rite or spel perfect.
A sheep that walks amongst wolves is called dinner - rjs
With an earnestness that would be laughable in a person who wasn't from Wisconsin.
howling alternately
You weaselly short-dicked elk-fucker.
Bloodthirsty, thy name is Momma Wolf.
Another yap shook the room. Broken branches tumbled to the floor. "Wh-what's up there?" I asked, my knees shaking. I thought about the Norns' prophecy, naming me a harbinger of evil. "Is it - the Wolf?" "Oh, much worse," Blitzen said. "It's the Squirrel.
Don't worry, goat boy. The milkman is dead.
Bad wolf. Stop baiting the human.
The weasel under the cocktail cabinet.
The beaver, which has come to represent Canada as the eagle does the United States and the lion Britain, is a flat-tailed, slow-witted, toothy rodent known to bite off it's own testicles or to stand under its own falling trees.
Direwolf dead in the snow, a broken antler in its throat.
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A bluebear has twenty-seven lives. I shall recount thirteen-and-a-half of them in this book but keep quiet about the rest. A bear must have his secrets, after all; they make him seem attractive and mysterious.
Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,
Exit, pursued by a bear.
Mr. Bear, you know in the eyes of the Lord, we're both beasts.
Squirrels, otters, hedgehogs, mice,
Moles with fur like sable,
Gathered in good spirits all,
Round the festive table.
Sit we down to eat and drink.
Friends, before we do, let's think,
Fruit of forest, field and banks,
To the seasons we give thanks.
I'm that grumpy old guy yelling at all those pesky little Grizzly Bear fans to get offa my lawn.
Wolves never look more funny than when they have lost the scent and scrabble to find it again: they hop in the air; they run in circles, they plow up the ground with their noses ...
Bear patiently with a rival.
Think wolf; be wolf.Wolf-- Kat Kruger
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp.
What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?
Are you scared of going in to see the raghnaid [the council]?" asked a gray female pup.
"Are you cag mag [crazy]? If a bear was his Milk Giver, you think he's scared of the raghnaid?
He who cannot howl will not find his pack.
I am a rune a carrot a little joke
Creep, clobber, squawk. Repeat.
That little school in the crook of the baseball glove that is Wisconsin. He'd
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
I'm Mitt Romney-and yes Wolf, that's also my first name.
Run, little mouse. The hawk is coming, and you're going to get eaten.
Beelzebug n. Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Animal is animal.
Stubborn, snarly male.
As a wolf, I'm a diamond in the rough. I crack jokes. My whole life is about trying, about speaking up in order to be seen, about howling with laughter or howling out how I see the world.
The Satisfactions of the Mad Farmer ... the quiet in the woods of a summer morning, the voice of a pewee passing through it like a tight silver wire; ...
Human language is lit with animal life: we play cats-cradle or have hare-brained ideas; we speak of badgering, or outfoxing someone; to squirrel something away and to ferret it out.
What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrationa bipeds who hurt only themselves.
A boar is a very special kind of animal whose bristling is a thing unto itself, and his nape, like a snake's neck, is more a word than a reality.
The coach has turned into a pumpkin and the mice have all run away.
Oh my God, is it a bear?"
Ian's yell from across the camp made Snow stop. Then he choked as laughter spilled from his throat.
"It's not a bear, Ian," Rowe yelled. "It's just Snow. Gettin' some.
The birthing wolf,
Her heart fed with tenderness,
Gave forth from ripe brown nipples,
Food to feed the universe.
Otter! Otter! Otter!
Don't lead cows to slaughter!
I love you, and I know
I should've told you soon-a
But you didn't buy the dolphin-safe tuna!
No matter how much you feed the wolf, he keeps looking at the forest.
A cow is a very good animal in the field; but we turn her out of a garden.
DEAN H*ll hath no fury like a mamma bear...
porcine whipworm,
It wasn't everyday a guy saw a headless beaver marching down the side of the road, ...
THE FOLLOWING LATE April I found a dead bull moose about two kilometers from the site where I had left the doe. A bull moose probably weighs ten times as much as a white-tailed doe. This one looked emaciated; it had apparently died from complications of moose tick disease, a common
Tigerclaw flicked his tail. How who were?
THE WOLF AND THE LAMB A Wolf came upon a Lamb straying from the flock,
I need me some wolf loving.
Boredom is the most horrible of wolves.
Ask me. I'm a cow expert.
So you've got no name?" I asked. "They couldn't think of one ugly enough?"
The creature snarled, stepping over the unconscious policeman.
"Set animal is too hard to say," I decided. "I'll call you Leroy."
Apparently, Leroy didn't like his name. He lunged.
Ia! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!
Shadow looked at the corpse of the baby deer. He decided that if he were a real woodsman, he would slice off a steak and grill it over a wood fire. Instead, he sat on a fallen tree and ate a Snickers bar and knew that he really wasn't a real woodsman.
You look like something the goat dragged in.' 'Cat dragged in,' said Shadow. 'Goat,' said Wednesday. 'Huge rank stinking goat with big teeth.
A squirrel, Ratatosk, lives in the branches of the world-tree. It takes gossip and messages from Nidhogg, the dread corpse-eater, to the eagle and back again. The squirrel tells lies to both of them, and takes joy in provoking anger.
Head, pricked his ears, and said, "There are the hounds!" and
Trees don't sneak on you.
-Brook Where Small Fish Swim
intellectual hare
Holy hell weasel!
Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves. All we know is he's called the Stig.
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.
Son of a motherless goat!
I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood.
The Wombat is a Joy, a Triumph, a Delight, a Madness!
Whining and panting beneath
MOOSEN!!!!!!! There many MOOSEN in the WOODSEN! MANY MUCH MOOSEN! The Meisin wanted and the MOOSEN and ...
Please look after this bear.Bear-- Michael Bond
A werewolf. He said the word like he was learning a foreign language and wanted to get the accent right.
My name is Slither.
Cruddy Mouthbreather