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THE POLICEMAN: I'm a policeman. I'm paid by those in charge to combat dissatisfaction. -- Bertolt Brecht
French zombie chauffeur. -- Rick Riordan
For many years I was a self-appointed inspector of snowstorms and rainstorms and did my duty faithfully, though I never received payment for it. -- Henry David Thoreau
Who could be interested in the fate of a murderer, but the hangman who would gain his fee? -- Mary Shelley
I love being in a courtroom. -- Kamala Harris
You're a cop aren't you?
A private detective.
Isn't that the same thing?
The cops guarantee order. All I do is uncover disorder. -- Manuel Vazquez Montalban
ministry of justice -- Andrew Roberts
He does everything a Marshal does but twice as hard, twice as dirty, and without the soft and cushioning arms of the government to wipe his tears. The -- Catherynne M Valente
A consultant: someone brought in to build a one-handled wheelbarrow. -- Fennel Hudson
I spent time in, like, criminal courts, and covering murder trials for papers. -- Kurt Loder
So, I got into the law enforcement game. I worked for an outfit called Newton Detective Agency for a while. I worked eight hours on the waterfront making sure the longshoremen didn't take too many things. -- Clint Walker
I would be loath to speak ill of any person who I do not know deserves it, but I am afraid he is an attorney. -- Samuel Johnson
You are a steward of the pain and injustices people have visited upon you. Or, if you prefer we could call you a scrupulous coroner. -- Wally Lamb
Witness for the defense, Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. -- J.k. Rowling
Stationer, that Riddlesden, the attorney, was a very knave. -- Benjamin Franklin
I will provide friendly and courteous service and will work closely with all departments in the county. I will abide by the Texas Information Act in providing information to the public. -- Anne Grant
Then, like a born and bred asshole, he added to the sheriff, He writes murder mysteries. -- Josh Lanyon
I don't pick up people. This is the work of the police. If there's anybody with a case, it's the police, not me. -- Yoweri Museveni
I've always thought that bartenders and hairstylists would be great interrogators because all day long they have to listen to people talk. They could probably make some fugitive spill the beans. -- Joelle Carter
I'm the elected sheriff, and I'm going to keep doing what the Constitution says I can do. -- Joe Arpaio
Seriously," the banker went on, "what do you investigate? I have a feeling you do more than find stray kittens and bring home lost babies."
"Murder. -- Chris Bohjalian
I used to be a lawyer, but now I am a reformed character. -- Woodrow Wilson
He has to do the heavy lifting and the windows and the wash, and also protect the president. -- Alan K. Simpson
I'm an old trial lawyer. -- Patrick Leahy
When I went to jail, I was a trained lawyer. And when the wardens received letters of demands or summonses, they didn't have the resources to go to an attorney to help them. I would help them settle their cases, so they became attached to me and the other prisoners. -- Nelson Mandela
General consultant to mankind. -- George Bernard Shaw
Cashier." Turnover -- Nicholson Baker
Public Servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft. -- Mark Twain
A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it for himself. -- Henry Brougham, 1St Baron Brougham And Vaux
The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. -- Ronald Reagan
My manager and my agents, they go over my contracts. -- Gerard Butler
Serving jury duty is a fascinating little slice of life, with its motley crew of personalities. -- Nina Garcia
The sheriff is at the cash register, and if I don't get a hit soon, I don't know what I'll do. -- Nat King Cole
stomata. The guard -- Kenya Literature Bureau
He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. -- Kinky Friedman
I'm the Jerry Lewis of crime fiction. -- Harlan Coben
Who is to guard the guards themselves? -- Juvenal
I always hope, in fact, that my interlocutor will be a policeman and that he will arrest me for the theft of 'The Just Judges'". -- Albert Camus
Pastor: One employed by the wicked to prove to them by his example that virtue doesn't pay. -- H.l. Mencken
I get called all kinds of things - an investigative comedian, a comedian activist - I've lost track of what my job title is. -- Mark Thomas
Who will tend the farm museums who will dust the day belongings? -- Michael Stipe
The person, who works for the sake of gaining money, is serving money. -- Sunday Adelaja
For years I've been trying to turn myself into someone I'm not. Because that's what Court wanted. But you get me. I can be the man I want to be with you - the man I'm meant to be. You needed me to be that man. I'm a cop. Always have been, always will be. -- Julie Miller
Friend, the cleaning lady, the bank clerk. But be careful: -- Joel Dicker
When I walk into court, I'm not concerned about justice, the rule of law, or making sure it's a fair fight. Fuck fair. I'm there to protect my client. That's where my duty begins and ends. But -- Marcia Clark
A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to him. -- Laurence J. Peter
I was a prosecutor in Brooklyn in the homicide division and then as a senior assistant district attorney. -- Star Jones
I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous. -- Douglas Adams
You can be anything you want to be. You can be a street sweeper, if you want. Just be the best blasted street sweeper you can be ... And, you know you can be mayor. -- David Dinkins
Jail is more commonly-suited to those less-commonly able to finance a defense (or to potentially pander the prosecution). The choices for council is either a retained lawyer or, by default, a public defender. In the later of these two, the common title in jail was 'public pretender'. -- H. Kirk Rainer
Days like this I hate this job, gentlemen. Don't get me wrong, I get a hard-on nailing these scumbags and bringing some closure to the families of victims. -- Alex Dean
My sister the booty police. -- Victoria Laurie
Take care of my cop. -- J.d. Robb
Looks like he's dressed for court. -- Cm Punk
The good Samaritan, he's getting dressed, he's getting ready for the show. He's going to the carnival tonight on Desolation Row. -- Bob Dylan
One of those librarians who rules the stacks with an intimidating scowl, whispers quiet sharply enough to lacerate the tender inner tissues of the ear, and will pursue an overdue-book fine with the ferocity of a rabid ferret. -- Dean Koontz
The prisoner is the jailer's jailer. -- Ursula K. Le Guin
What are your duties?" said Vimes. "To Serve The Public Trust, Protect The Innocent, And Seriously Prod Buttock, Sir," said Dorfl. -- Terry Pratchett
I'm a special agent with the United States Secret Service." "You mean those guys who guard the president?" "That's only one of our duties. -- Blake Crouch
Once when I was a fugitive, I was working for a law firm in Denver. -- Kevin Mitnick
I am the menial, at the beck and squawk of any feathered worthy who wants service. -- Flannery O'connor
When I first took the bench, I was assigned to handle a calendar of criminal cases. It was an enormous docket. I tried in each case to make sure that the litigants not only in fact received, but also felt that they had received, a full and fair opportunity to be heard. -- Jacqueline Nguyen
My job is to file things! I'm not going to be like, "Mr. Jacobsen from Oakland, California" - just listing his problems, like a rap. -- Tamaryn
Above my pay grade! -- Dennis E. Taylor
Whattaya mean you ain't no criminal lawyer? You a lawyer right? And you in here, that means you also a criminal. -- Kenneth Eade
Next to the ministry I know of no more noble profession than the law. The object aimed at is justice, equal and exact, and if it does not reach that end at once it is because the stream is diverted by selfishness or checked by ignorance. Its principles ennoble and its practice elevates. -- William Jennings Bryan
science teacher. "The police had me in custody, an innocent man, a victim of circumstances, and because they had no evidence at -- James Patterson
My job is thick with risks, threats, occasional violence and sometimes the necessary folly that sometimes courts humiliation and ridicule. But I don't care. I see myself as the dean of American paparazzi. -- Ron Galella
A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers? -- Louie Anderson
Lawyers (are) operators of the toll bridge across which anyone in search of justice has to pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn
Accountants, they have a wild side to them. -- Sloane Howell
Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission. -- Ambrose Bierce
Murderer who lives in my building. His name is Dan Bevacqua. Hes a fiction writer. -- Arda Collins
Lawyers are the new three-button, white-collar, cuff-shooting cowboys. They fulfill all the cowboy criteria. Workingmen with arcane skills. They can be both good and bad, sheriffs and gunslingers. -- A.a. Gill
Some may call me a vigilante. I think i've got problems to fix. -- Matt Hilton
Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney. -- George Harris
My job is to ensure the sanctity of this House. Ensuring the sanity of its Master seemed like a good start. -- Chloe Neill
My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or a car mechanic, but I guess cops are a step up from undertakers. -- Janet Evanovich
Sir Oliver - that knows more of law than honesty - I -- Robert Louis Stevenson
the life of a supervillain. -- Richard Roberts
Yeah, she must work round here. Lot of high class escorts i. this area. And traffic wardens, too. She's probably one or the other. -- Danny Wallace
I'm pretty much a documents reporter. I'm a public records geek. -- Bill Dedman
I'm involved in the work around prison rights in general. -- Angela Davis
I became chairman of the inmates committee. Got into a lot of trouble. Was accused of fomenting a riot. Was accused of plotting to kill the warden. -- Clifford Irving
A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally. -- Peter Ustinov
If there's a job to be done, I always ask the busiest man in my parish to take it on and it gets done. -- Henry Ward Beecher
He that serves well needes not ask his wages. -- George Herbert
I am a lineman for the county. -- Glen Campbell
There is no client as scary as an innocent man.
J. Michael Haller, Criminal Defense Attorney, Los Angeles, 1962. -- Michael Connelly
My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them. -- Craig Ferguson
You can call me mercenary, or call me madam, but, as I always tell my customers - just call me anytime! -- Xaviera Hollander
I met this gangster who pulls up people's pants. Name's Wedgie Kray. -- Tim Vine
Tonight I've been dealing with a known killer, a male whore, a scam artist and now I've graduated to talking to a mayor. Who's next? The President of the National Association of Rodents? -- V. Alexander
Our legal department was Stuart Dogs, one of the few fully human people on our payroll. He was a Cherokee from Oklahoma with a brutal legal mind and the enviable ability to simply not worry about weird shit that didn't concern him. -- Misha Burnett
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. -- Ambrose Bierce
I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail. -- Ted Nugent
Executive assistant. "Mrs. Albrecht, how are you today?" "Very well. I just got here and thought maybe I had missed you." "Nope. I just got here too." "Come in, please." The house had a two-story entry area -- Michael Connelly
It's a rotten job, but somebody's got to do it. -- Agatha Christie
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. -- Elvis Presley
The magistrates are the ministers for the laws, the judges their interpreters, the rest of us are servants of the law, that we all may be free. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
