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A dog with big names does not live to see many day. -- Aihebholo-Oria Okonoboh

Got a new pup. He is half griffon. The other half is mistake. -- Emily Carr

That's what I'd call him if he was my dog. Jacket-humper. Kinda had a ring to it. Although it seemed a little long for vet visits and intros to lady dogs. -- Jennifer Rardin

Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! -- Lisi Harrison

Most likely Pistons," said Pillover in a resigned tone of voice. "You told them about the ball. They like to go to events uninvited, put gin in the punch, and steal all the spoons. Stylish shenanigans like that."
"Charming," said Sophronia. -- Gail Carriger

The little ball went up, then down, then up in his palm. My inner golden retriever couldn't look away. -- Jennifer L. Armentrout

If I was at the club you know I balled(bald), CHEMO. -- Drake

some evil old ruffian of a Dog-stealer -- Charles Dickens

Whoever can find the answer to this question: "How can I say this to my dog" has already won the game. -- Max Von Stephanitz

Well, the news has got around. The Duchess of Keepsake has invited us to a ball, Sir Henry and Lady Withering have invited us to a ball, and Lord and Lady Hangfinger have invited us to ... yes, a ball."
"Well, that's a lot of ... "
"Don't you dare, Sam. -- Terry Pratchett

They collected balls -- J.k. Rowling

When it comes to saving England, Maggy is Ball's Deep -- Denis Thatcher

My petal.
Westminster's toy had tea issues. Thank Biffy and Lyall. Toodle pip.
A. -- Gail Carriger

I refuse to allow you, Beadle though you are, to turn me off the grass -- Virginia Woolf

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA. -- Shaquille O'neal

I don't think I'll ever forget the day Pat walked into the gym and found us - me, flat on my stomach with Jamie's knee digging into the back of my neck, while I yelled "Ballsack!" over and over again. -- Sarina Bowen

Where are your balls at? -- Kobe Bryant

It all begins and ends in the same place, doesn't it? Conor and me in Ballyutogue. We all come home eventually. -- Leon Uris

I wish I had a pig ball. -- Margaret Atwood

Who is that?"
"Your replacement."
"You replaced me with a shaved poodle?"
"He's got mad skills. -- Ilona Andrews

Fuck balls, it's the bitch in the lake! -- Elle Casey

May "the Meatball" Wexler. -- Elle Casey

This guy had balls. Well, I mean, obviously he had balls. I hope he had balls. Bailey, stop thinking about his balls. -- S. Walden

Don't you agree, fuzzball? -- Jennifer Estep

Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever. -- Cynthia Hand

Ree sat chilled inside her squat tent. To occupy her mind, she decided to name all the Miltons: Thump, Blond, Catfish, Spider, Whoop, Rooster, Scrap ... Lefty, Dog, Punch, Pinkeye, Momsy ... Cotton, Hog-jaw, Ten Penny, Peashot ... -- Daniel Woodrell

Buff Bagwell ain't nothin' but a chippendale dancer! -- Scott Steiner

My real name is Nils and Booboo is a childhood nickname. It's not two words or two capital B's, it's B-o-o-b-o-o. -- Booboo Stewart

Q: What do you call a dog with a sombrero? A: El Poocho. Q: -- J.j. Wiggins

I have an old dog named Lily, and she's a black lab. -- Sue Monk Kidd

I just made a balls of it, old boy. That's all there was to it. -- Douglas Bader

Diddley dee I have got to pee -- Chris Howard

Balls to ten minutes. -- Kristen Ashley

One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see each other at funerals and weddings. -- David Letterman

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters. -- Ben Hogan

My jaw dropped. Forget balls, this guy had boulders. -- Jus Accardo

The brooch was a cheap bauble, but one with powerful sentimental value. Not that Irene was the sentimental type, aside from the smother-love she lavished on her toy poodle, but she'd known Colette her whole life. They'd grown up in the same grimy apartment house in Bay Ridge and had at one time -- Pamela Burford

When you're a ball hawk, you should have a mohawk. -- Rahim Moore

This is my fault. Give me the ball. -- Bronko Nagurski

He's what, in my alley days in Dublin, we would have called a fug - cross between a fuck and a pug. Lots of mouth and no balls. -- J.d. Robb

I have a St. Bernard named B. -- Heather O'rourke

What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon

Baikida Carroll, whose balance of bravada and tenderness, facility and understatement mark him as a player to be reckoned with. -- Jon Pareles

When I play ball, I play hardball. -- Kirstie Alley

What would Scobby-Doo? -- Annabel Monaghan

The humour of Dostoievsky is the humour of a barloafer who ties a kettle to a dog's tail. -- W. Somerset Maugham

Now, Rowsby Woof was the man's dog; and he was the most objectionable, malicious, disgusting brute that ever licked a man's hand. He -- Richard Adams

My name is Bernard Jeffrey McCullough, but people know me as Bernie Mac. My mama, God rest her soul - she used to call me Beanie. Used to say, 'Don't you worry about Beanie. Beanie gonna be just fine. Beanie gonna surprise everyone.' -- Bernie Mac

Boho to me is a first-year student who's just discovered the tie-dye shop. -- Alex Kapranos

His Scotch bear-leader, Mr Boswell, was a butt of the first quality. -- William Makepeace Thackeray

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball. -- Ice Cube

Balls are to men what purses are to women. -- Sarah Jessica Parker

That's my darling little doggie. Bubbles by name, bubbles for brains. You've got to love him. -- J.l. Merrow

Before you go, would you sign that case of balls for me? -- Mickey Mantle

There is only one ball, so you need to have it. -- Johan Cruijff

Some think that people come to a ball to do nothing but dance;
whereas everyone knows that the real business of a ball
is to look out for a wife,
to look after a wife,
or to look after someone else's wife ... -- Robert Smith Surtees

My team name is the Duchess of Douchecockery.Yep, that's mine. -- Katie Aselton

Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren't such a ballbuster. -- Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram. -- Stephen Colbert

Six biscuits, crow, hydrant! -- Jason A. Myers

I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger. -- Dennis Rodman

A fine job of work and a fine colt. Shall I reward you or Coquette - or both? -- Beryl Markham

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang. -- Adam Baldwin

It was a hound of some sort, black and disproportionately long-bodied, with lets so stumpy that they appeared to have been amputated. With large, liquid eyes and a sturdy long tail in constant motion, it resembled nothing so much as and exceedingly amiable sausage. -- Diana Gabaldon

What kind of dog is this?" "The kind who knows a lot. -- Kristine Mccord

Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away. -- Billiam Coronel

That Reyes Farrow boy. -- Darynda Jones

There were always dog walkers out & about. Sometimes they even stopped for a chat while the various mutts inspected each other. Rebus would be asked how old his dog was.
No idea.
The breed, then ?
Mongrel.
And all the while, he would be thinking about cigarettes. -- Ian Rankin

For all his horses, knighthoods and championships, he hasn't got two of what I've got. And I don't mean balls! -- Brian Clough

I named him Poodle, beginning a long tradition of functional pet naming. -- John Elder Robison

Fritz, the doggen butler, presented him with a barf bag at exactly the right moment. A barf bag. A hospital-grade, bright-green barf bag. As -- J.r. Ward

The rain lashed down upon Brentford and Pope Alexander VI raised his massive arm and pointed towards Archroy and the young priest. 'You, I will make an example of,' he roared. 'You will know the exquisite agonies of lingering death.' Archroy thumbed his nose. 'Balls,' said he. -- Robert Rankin

For Jackson: The best damn dog in the world. RIP, Buddy. -- Renee Carlino

The dog, who had sounded so ferocious in the winter distances, was a female German Shepherd. She was shivering. Her tail was between her legs. She had been borrowed that morning from a farmer. She had never been to war before. She had no idea what game was being played. Her name was Princess. -- Kurt Vonnegut

Mike, did you ever see the movie 'Cast Away?' In that movie, Tom Hanks' only friend was a ball named Wilson. In this game, Russell Wilson's only friend is a football. -- Jon Gruden

Carter-headed chicken. -- Rick Riordan

The bisy larke, messager of day. -- Geoffrey Chaucer

Next time there's a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort! -- J.k. Rowling

Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again. -- Alan Shepard

You don't have any balls?' For once I wasn't trying to be insulting. -- Chantal Halpin

other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer. -- Various

Back off before I turn your balls into a keyring. -- Samantha Young

III Buffalo Bill's defunct who used to ride a watersmooth-silver stallion and break onetwothreefourfive pigeonsjustlikethat Jesus he was a handsome man and what i want to know is how do you like your blueeyed boy Mister Death -- E. E. Cummings

You can talk to a dog all day long, but he's just looking at you and thinking, 'Where's the ball? -- Mike Meyers

It's a great day for a ball game; let's play two! -- Ernie Banks

Dog diggity Cedric Diggory - you are a doggy dynamo. -- J.k. Rowling

David Bentley has got balls - and plenty of them -- Harry Redknapp

Stan is a rescue Chihuahua mix. He was the role model for Bob, the dog in 'Ivan.' The drawings in the book look precisely like Stan. -- K.a. Applegate

The poor dog, in life the firmest friend, the first to welcome, the foremost to defend. -- George Gordon Byron

Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds. -- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Shit balls. Oh, look, a bus! What? What was that? You want to throw me under it? -- Rachel Van Dyken

I'm Bertie Byrd. I rent your house since you don't live here anymore." "Did you say Dirty Bird?" He laughed out loud. "Oh, that's a good one, Mr. Fortney. I never heard that one before. A real knee-slapper. Where's the key? -- Dolores Wilson

ball so hard, weezy tryn to find me -- Lil' Wayne

Hey Colt Cabana, how you doing -- Cm Punk

LOST 2 Irish Hellhounds. Very black, like bear. Huge, like bear. Answer to Alvin and Mohammed. Like to eat everything. Like bear! REWARD! -- Christopher Moore

WE GET ADVICE FROM A POODLE -- Rick Riordan

The southern edge of town. Tim was a liver-colored bird dog, the pet of Maycomb. "What's he doing?" "I don't know, Scout. We better go home. -- Harper Lee

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. -- H.l. Mencken

Gentleman, this is a football. -- Vince Lombardi

Alright, macho babe boy, I'm not some little ditz to bat my eyelashes at the buff stud in black leather. Don't try your he-man tactics with me. I'll have you know, in my office, I'm known as the ball-breaker. (Amanda) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon