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If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.
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If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.
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There's nobody more opposite from John Shaft than a kid who worships a banana as his god.
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There will be no bananas!" "There will be entire tropical rainforests of bananas! And coconuts!" I gestured to my breasts. "And, hopefully, bananas rubbing against coconuts.
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I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don't like bananas much - they're so mealy - but they're a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly wrapped in their own packages. As I chew, I crane my neck to check out the people around us.
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Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.
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We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don't grow bananas.
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Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.
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Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.
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Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana
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With all that in mind, I left the banana, and got into my sixty-nine Camaro with a pocket full of cash, and a painful cock and balls.
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cream of banana soup
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A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it's for innuendo.
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For the first time I tasted this tropical fruit, which people here are so fond of ... I could have fancied I was biting into soap. I have a notion that we shall not become very good friends, the banana and I.
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On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'
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This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.
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My favorite dessert is banana pudding.
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This is America, not a banana republic.
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Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department.
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and the bananas are overdone.
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It really drives me banana sangwich.
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I bet you can't eat ten bananas!"
"I bet you're right.
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The chief principle of banana-ism is that of kleptocracy, whereby those in positions of influence use their time in office to maximize their own gains, always ensuring that any shortfall is made up by those unfortunates whose daily life involves earning money rather than making it.
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I always have bananas with me for energy.
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
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Never put bananas in the refrigerator.
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Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey.
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The mangosteen, queen of the tropical fruit.
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I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.
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If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.
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I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas any more.
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Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel.
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I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
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Looking at him I felt as if I had just met a powerful gorilla while at the same time being in possession of the world's last banana.
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He sat heavily down on a tall tubular adjustable chair, which shortened suddenly under his weight and split him on the floor. Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of a tragedy.
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Look at the mess we've got ourselves into,' Colonel Aureliano Buendia said at that time, 'just because we invited a gringo to eat some bananas.
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Mrs. Daugherty was keeping my bowl of cream of wheat hot, and she had a special treat with it, she said. It was bananas.
In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.
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In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and unreliably.
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Do you remember the time, Mike," Jeremy laughed, "that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.
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She sounds the way bananas taste.
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Before I can stop myself I throw my half-eaten banana at him and it hits him on the back of his neck.
He spins around, wipes his neck and looks down at the banana on the floor.
Did you really just fruitally assault me?
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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He must understand that if he is the world's finest plum and someone he loves does not like plums, he has the choice of becoming a banana. But he must be warned that if he chooses to become a banana, he will be a second rate banana. But he can always be the best plum.
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You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas eggs?
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Go pick bananas, we'll run the canal.
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Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.
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Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it.
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I snipped the cherries but left the banana." She gave him a knowing look.
"God," said Sir Sun.
"No, not God. Me. I did it." She pointed at herself.
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And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.
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The chairman of the state board of medical examiners was a retired physician who thought that President Teddy Roosevelt was the only other man in the world besides himself who had not been made from a banana.
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There's nothing sadder than buying bananas one at a time.
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His skin was blotched as a dying banana.
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Jeeves' eyes had taken on the look of cautious reserve which you see in those of parrots, when offered half a banana by a stranger of whose bona fides they are not convinced.
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a synonym for 'insane' is 'bananas
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I am Amaxon Corazon Junia Principia Delgado the Third, and I bent over my meal and wept luxurious tears into my green banana porridge. It was a perfect decoction, and it now would not satisfy me.
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Incompetence is a double-edged banana.
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There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums.
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Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.
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Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana.
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That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.
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I know how birth control works, big brother, and - spoiler alert - putting a wrapper on the banana is ninety-nine percent effective.
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Ms. Sophia was evil bananas.
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You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.
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No seriously. She looks like a banana. She's wearing bright yellow and brown. It's making me hungry just looking at her.
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You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
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What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.
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When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.
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Quinoa and Banana Muffins
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His venture sounds like a banana peel awaiting its victim.
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We sat on the floor for dinner. Ananya's father passed me a banana leaf. I wondered if i had to eat it or wipe my hands with it.
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My mother always used to say, The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana.
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Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana.
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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I'm cooking 42 years, and I didn't know bananas are good for my brain.
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It's like a banana farm for guns!
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But Moominmamma was quite unperturbed.
"Well, well!" she said, "it seems to me that our guests are having a very good time."
"I hope so," replied Moominpappa. "Pass me a banana, please dear.
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Holy bananas, said Skye.
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Peanuts/Peanut Butter
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When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them.
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They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow.
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You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.
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Ripe bananas are the mark of a good produce section. A good produce section is the mark of a superior grocery store. A superior grocery store is the mark of a good man.
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every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I
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You and I may look at a banana and see a banana. If forced to come up with something more inventive to do with it, perhaps we'd mash it up, or maybe we'd dip it in chocolate, and say 'What a good boy am I.
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Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.
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Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.
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Orange, Longbottom.
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Raisinable, which
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He didn't believe in luck but he believed in bananas.
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Hey, I'll give you my banana for your cherry." Pete snorted. "I bet you will ...
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Europe has achieved peaceful political union for the first time ever: They're using this unprecedented state of affairs to harmonize the curvature of bananas.
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You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
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Nim-nim was a banana-like fruit on Booboo. An immature
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I spend roughly $80 per year watching bananas go brown.
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There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and then everyone cooked me baked stuff, and I would take it to the hotel, and it was making me fat.
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I'll go to Santiago.
And the banana tree a jellyfish.
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Our two postcard hearts were frightened in unison under the tenacious look of the unfathomable old man who kept on eating one banana after another
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Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five.
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panchitos, blacks,
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Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana.