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When you get to be my age, you don't buy green bananas because you may not be around to eat them.
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a synonym for 'insane' is 'bananas
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If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.
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Once upon a time there was a banana and it grew. It grew until it was large, firm, yellow and fragrant. Then it fell to the ground and someone came upon it and ate it and afterwards that person felt better.
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Today in this household's obsession with researching pointless questions, I can confirm that Shakespeare cannot, in fact, ever have had a banana.
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Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.
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I loosen my grip and take a tasteless bite. I don't like bananas much - they're so mealy - but they're a safe fruit to eat, always cleanly wrapped in their own packages. As I chew, I crane my neck to check out the people around us.
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A guy walks into a psychologist's convention with a banana in his pocket.When asked about the significance of this he says;well,they were all out of grapes.
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What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.
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And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.
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Mrs. Daugherty was keeping my bowl of cream of wheat hot, and she had a special treat with it, she said. It was bananas.
In the whole story of the world, bananas have never once been a special treat.
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I hate banana bread. It's too suspicious-looking. I always thought the cooked banana looked like insect legs.
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A fool will always find banana skins
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If you get hungry mid-day, a banana is the best snack at your desk, after a workout, or in between classes. Fruit is a very good snack in general.
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I'd put a banana on my tray, too. That, at least, didn't
remind me of anything trying to kill me. Could you kill someone with a banana? It didn't seem
possible. Maybe a possessed banana. I'd seen possessed pets before, but not possessed fruit. But
I'll bet it's out there somewhere.
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Holy bananas, said Skye.
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Look at the mess we've got ourselves into,' Colonel Aureliano Buendia said at that time, 'just because we invited a gringo to eat some bananas.
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I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas 'are' funny. I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese because they thought it was funnier.
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She sounds the way bananas taste.
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panchitos, blacks,
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Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.
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If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.
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Monkey People? They
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I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.
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Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of tragedy.
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Hey!' Bruno called out 'Give me the rest of that banana I was eating.
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They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow.
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You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison.
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There were pecans, there were cashews and then there was just plain nuts.
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cream of banana soup
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Blueberry Muffins
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Quinoa and Banana Muffins
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Ms. Sophia was evil bananas.
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Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana
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Banana Splits for Breakfast. I think I ate about five.
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I've realized that the world is, in essence, full of banana peels - loaded with things that may unwittingly trip an internal wire in my mind, opening a floodgate of fears without warning.
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Same with gorillas. Whoops, they say, sky gone all red, stars crashing to ground, what they putting in the bananas these days?
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Always take a banana to a party.
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Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.
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The monkeys seized all the cocoanuts within their reach and sent them down upon us
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I spend roughly $80 per year watching bananas go brown.
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People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'
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I could carve a better man out of a banana.
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This is perhaps what has made some suspect that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was really a banana.
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He didn't believe in luck but he believed in bananas.
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Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.
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Where the banana grows man is sensual and cruel.
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This is America, not a banana republic.
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There's nobody more opposite from John Shaft than a kid who worships a banana as his god.
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When a banana gets rotten people love to tell you that you can make banana bread out of it. I have never seen anyone actually do it.
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Nuts they go, macadamia they go so ballistic, whoa.
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Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they'll get me on to talk dirty about it.
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It really drives me banana sangwich.
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A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it's for innuendo.
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With all that in mind, I left the banana, and got into my sixty-nine Camaro with a pocket full of cash, and a painful cock and balls.
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Avocados are my favourite fruit.
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That hair-pulling thing he did really peeled my bananas.
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On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the hell did you get that banana at?'
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Leave it to me: I'm always top banana in the shock department.
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Europe has achieved peaceful political union for the first time ever: They're using this unprecedented state of affairs to harmonize the curvature of bananas.
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In a banana republic, one might slip on a banana peel but things do work - now and then for the people, albeit inefficiently and unreliably.
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I know how birth control works, big brother, and - spoiler alert - putting a wrapper on the banana is ninety-nine percent effective.
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Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures.
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If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado!
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Ripe bananas are the mark of a good produce section. A good produce section is the mark of a superior grocery store. A superior grocery store is the mark of a good man.
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rashers of bacon.
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For the first time I tasted this tropical fruit, which people here are so fond of ... I could have fancied I was biting into soap. I have a notion that we shall not become very good friends, the banana and I.
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If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.
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My favorite dessert is banana pudding.
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I don't want you running around with a little banana-handler!
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Where'd you get the coconuts?
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Looking at him I felt as if I had just met a powerful gorilla while at the same time being in possession of the world's last banana.
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During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not.
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The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.
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The chairman of the state board of medical examiners was a retired physician who thought that President Teddy Roosevelt was the only other man in the world besides himself who had not been made from a banana.
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The chief principle of banana-ism is that of kleptocracy, whereby those in positions of influence use their time in office to maximize their own gains, always ensuring that any shortfall is made up by those unfortunates whose daily life involves earning money rather than making it.
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It's like a banana farm for guns!
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You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes?
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Sweet potato fries
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Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.
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The one thing in my contract that they have backstage for me is bananas. And usually my assistant will go and get me chicken broth.
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Jeeves' eyes had taken on the look of cautious reserve which you see in those of parrots, when offered half a banana by a stranger of whose bona fides they are not convinced.
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Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey.
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
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Do you remember the time, Mike," Jeremy laughed, "that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.
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Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana.
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I like cashew nuts.
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Harlow's monkeys,
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You can't teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.
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Red Delicious apples, whose misleading name is a travesty.
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How can you test whether something's an assumption? Try this: switch things around, and check how bananas everybody goes.
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every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I
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E canchis amnia.
Everything from shells.
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I am Amaxon Corazon Junia Principia Delgado the Third, and I bent over my meal and wept luxurious tears into my green banana porridge. It was a perfect decoction, and it now would not satisfy me.
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You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
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When you buy bananas all you want is the fruit not the skin, but you have to pay for the skin also. It is a waste. And you the customer should not have to pay for the waste.
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Boys who spent their weekends making banana nut muffins did not, as a rule, excel in the art of hand-to-hand combat.
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Almonds. Apricots. Avocadoes. Some peaches I don't know. Grapefruit. Lemones. Probably oranges.
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People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys, so I thought, 'Well, I love monkeys, I love my fans, why not put the two together?'
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Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!