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Membership in the bar is a privilege burdened with conditions.
Everyone feels like they would love to be a really cool bartender in a really cool bar, but you're still surrounded by people who want to destroy themselves with alcohol. When you look at it that way, it's not that much fun.
I'm not a big wine guy. And bars, I never go to bars anymore. It's such a drag, man.
I spent a lot of time between bars like this.
I use the term bar-room to represent every means for the sale and traffic in liquor, and I earnestly appeal to the people to put an end to the traffic, no matter under what name or guise it may be carried on.
Of all men the drunkard is the foulest. The thief when he is not stealing is like another. The extortioner does not practice in the home. The murderer when he is at home can wash his hands. But the drunkard stinks and vomits in his own bed and dissolves his organs in alcohol.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
A brigand, a barber, a beggar, two orphans, and a boy whore. With such do we defend the realms of men.
Barbarus hic ego sum, quia non intelligor illis.
(In this place I am a barbarian, because men do not understand me.)
Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it'
She's not your friend. She's a barmaid.
MY NAME IS BARSCH LA TERGAN, HEAR ME ROAR!
It's the wise man who stays home when he's drunk.
Paul Simon started piling up a lot of words, more than the bar could handle, and I stopped!
Who can wonder at the attractiveness ... of the bar, for our ambitious young men, when the highest bribes of society are at the feet of the successful orator?
We're bar room buddies and we're the best kind, nobody messes with that friend of mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, bar room buddy of mine.
Every man in the back of their minds would like to own a bar or a racehorse.
My brother and I worked in eight bars as the brother bartenders.
Every time you sort of let go of the bar, you knew someone was there to catch you, and vice versa. And, I mean, come on. It's Method Man. It's been a dream to meet him forever.
I'm a homebody, I'd rather be in the kitchen cooking than hanging out in a bar.
Man? What man? I thought it was a punching bag!
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
I've never done this before. I didn't go to human bars. Mudslides aside, I'm not much of a drinker. Club people are not my people. Now, book-club people -
A man with a club [bat] is a law-maker, a man to be obeyed, but not necessarily conciliated.
One day a man came into the bar and ordered a pint and a pousse-cafe, adding "for our lass" in case I thought he was a ballet dancer or something.
There was a sad fellow over on a bar stool talking to the bartender, who was polishing a glass and listening with that plastic smile people wear when they are trying not to scream.
Handsome guy, Victor, in a brutal, black-Irish way. Like most New York bartenders, he was really an actor, or was it the reverse? ("Novelty")
When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll have the Rockets game on too.
It is the absence of bars that makes a beast free - but only the truth can make a man free.
but on Barsoom no man lies; if he does not wish to speak the truth he is silent.
There were two display windows, one on each side of the door, and in the windows were ... well, books. What this street really needed was a bar.
A banty-rooster sort of guy, the kind that likes to pick fights, especially when the odds are all their way.
Just before reaching the station, he turned into a bar
Of all of them there at the bar that night, the bartender was the one who survived the longest. He died three weeks later on the road out of the city.
Now, I don't give a barmaid's tits about the truth.
In my defense, I was young and there was an open bar.
bar. Lucas pointed at a stool and said, "Beer?
What's that thing when someone gets a knock on the head and suddenly can't remember anything about himself?'
Death,' said the barman, his face a mask of disapproval.
What happened out there?"
"I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon."
"A dragon," he repeats, scandalized. "Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?
You can't just be a musician; you have to be an entertainer and perform and act just to hit the bar.
When a man is on the road to power he buys everyone a drink. Once elected he tries to close the saloons.
Let's have an honest conversation about what's going on. A man and a man at a bar looks like mentoring. A man and a woman at a bar looks like dating.
Many a man who thinks to found a home discovers that he has merely opened a tavern for his friends.
There is no strong beer, just weak men
I've been working on Barb for a while. I looked at her as a sort of every woman. She's incredibly strong; she's incredibly generous. She's seemingly insane because she is in the situation of a polygamous relationship, but she had definite reasons to do it.
Fixing bars is easy. Fixing people is tough.
in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says the bartender.
When you feel unable to change your bar you have become old.
Baru raised her hand to smash the wineglass. Checked herself, checked even her trembling, and stood there in absurd pantomime, too firmly in control of her anger to move, too deeply angry for anything but stillness.
When I think of black television and history, I always use 'The Cosby Show' as the bar.
The inside is packed with people. Lots of them crowding the bar, passing drinks back for people to carry to tables. A bunch of guys are pouring shots of vodka.
"To Zacharov!" one toasts.
"To open hearts and open bars!" calls another.
"And open legs," says Anton.
I'm quite good at leaning against a bar.
You can buy liquor at a store from a fat man whose face is fractured comically behind the chicken-wire cage. It's comical because he thinks this chicken wire protects him.
Not all prisons have bars
Start three bars before something.
Musically, between me and my fans and also me and my team, who between management and record label have always just let me be me, it's fun to pave a path. It's fun to feel like you're doing things your own way. So in that regard I haven't had to worry about any bar but my own.
This one looks good," said Chong over breakfast the next morning.
Benny read out loud from the paper. "'Pit Thrower.' What's that?"
"I don't know," Chong said with a mouth full of toast. "I think it has something to do with barbecuing."
It didn't.
I've been focusing on my career. I've had no time. That's why I wanted to go out this weekend. I've been storing that shit up like a sexual camel. At this point I'd probably just walk into the bar, blow my load all over the room like a fire hose, and walk out.
Barfly n. You have the ability to talk to anyone which is an ability I do not share.
More than anything else in the universe, more than the power to dictate law at Taranoke, more than the knowledge of the count of stars in the sky, Baru wanted in that moment to speak the truth.
But she had no tongue for it. She had burnt all her truth away. Alloyed it into the machine
Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.
There are three kinda men in the world. There's men that own rope, men that use eye creme, and that dude from Nickleback.
only back of the bar. A white-clad figure rushed
There is no more steely barb than that of the Infinite.
You know I grew up watching the TV series The Rifleman.
Unlike every other farang in Thailand, I never did get involved with bargirls. I was looking for a partner. Not a professional.
First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl.
Bartenders overhear the best stories
Not only do I like to go to bars because I like to drink, I do like to drink, but I go because who do you see there? Baseball fans.
Dean Walker, my brother. The man that's well on his way to earning the proud title of town drunk.
As the barman's hand rose from beneath the bar, Cabal was filled with a presentiment and a strange foreboding that he hadn't felt since the last time he'd watched the nightmare corpse city of R'lyeh rise, effulgent with the ineffable and fetid with fish, rise from the depths of the Pacific.
There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!
All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.
it might prove to be worth, and no customers coming in to help him to any other, Mr. Barsad paid for what he had drunk, and took his leave: taking occasion to say,
I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could follow me at my bar-mitzvah. It was over when I was done.
A bad workman quarrels with the man who calls him that.
Nightclub City tells the behind-the-scenes story of Manhattan's glamorous nightlife at its peak. Packed with colorful characters, terrific original research, and an unusually accessible writing style, Nightclub City is a gritty social history of America's most glitzy fantasies.
The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.
There never seems to be any trouble brewing around a bar until a woman puts that high heel over the brass rail. Don't ask me why, but somehow women at bars seem to create trouble among men.
shirt. She approaches the bar.
Who's the Angelfucker now?
As I've always said, 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' I'm much better with women than I am being tough in a bar!
My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.
I never thought I'd ever do a pirate bar, to be honest with you.
Unfinished Beer Guy: I can't tell you how many times I've had a party on a Saturday night, and then walk around for an hour on Sunday morning, tearfully emptying 2,600 unfinished beers. I feel like the guys who removed the bodies from a Civil War battlefield.
So, what's it gonna be, boys? We've got a new bartender to audition.
Cheers go up all around me. Olivia's got a fan base already. She's gonna make me a killing.
Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here!
Two men look at the same bars: One sees mud and one sees the stars.
And if these be unprincipled agents who scruple at nothing, he will be a bold man who will deny that there are always to be found men at the bar who lend their services most cordially to back and support these agents in their most desperate cases.
We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars
I've left my phone in the bar,
Sorry, one night stands don't stack up as credentials for tending bar.
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
He's the meat in the meat locker. The wrecking ball at the end of a crane's chain. The seawall that stands between the ocean and the shore. Big. Bald. Beaten down.
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin? A: Flatman and Ribbon!
When someone asks whether they have bourbon, the bartender says smugly, 'Yes, of course, James Beam, very good.' " "James Beam. That is
A girl, a mocha latte, and a naked dead man walk into a bar,
Another man whose social life has ruined him.
In a daze, Remi stepped up to the battered old bar, next to Rhys. "What will it be?" the bartender asked Remi. "I'll have a Jake and Coke-uh, Jack and Cock, uh-" Oh fuck. Remi stopped talking. He could actually feel his face heat with a blush. Someone shoot me.