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Santa's Little Helper
Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis?
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[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party.
[Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested.
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Nicholas met with him earlier about some lumber deal and sent him here for lunch. He's evidently new in town and was wondering where to get something good to eat.
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Really, Luther, if I knew you were that hungry, I would've picked up some takeout."
At the sound of my voice, he turned. "You!"
"Me."
"What is this?" He looked at Julie. "Mini-you?
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I love Martin Amis.
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I'm Chip Martin," he announced in a deep voice, the voice of a radio deejay. Before I could respond, he added, "I'd shake your hand, but I think you should hold on damn tight to that towel till you can get some clothes on.
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All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk.
All right, Bill said. Let's get really drunk.
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Jay-Z is a dude that can give you a hundred 'Simpsons' quotes, like, 'What you know about the monorail?'
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I wouldn't be surprised if some day, they put the Simpsons in the Smithsonian. It's become part of our culture, those characters.
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Jesse, this is Craig. Craig, Jesse. You two should get along. Jesse's dead,
too.
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Dennis Wholey. It
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Good tuna-fish sandwiches; he's the tallest man I've ever seen! (Pam)
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If you order some servant to bring food, I'm leaving."
"I was going to make sure Albert hadn't moved the car."
"Oh, right. Albert the butler."
"He's a valet, actually."
"You are not helping yourself.
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'The Simpsons' is like Charlie Parker or Marlon Brando or Richard Pryor: Comedy couldn't go back to the way it was after 'The Simpsons' came out.
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What's Mr. Dimming's first name?" "Wallace!" We all cracked up at that.
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Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it's still the best satire since Monty Python.
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Mr. Scrooge!" said Bob; "I'll give you Mr. Scrooge, the Founder of the Feast!
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Bah. What's a little water to a pirate? (Barney)
A bout of pneumonia if he's not careful. (Morgan)
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The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.
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What would you do if you ruled the world?" The gigolo replied that he would abolish all laws. Barthes said: "Even grammar?
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America needs to be a lot more like the Waltons and a lot less like the Simpsons.
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I would then go on to say that Homer, as we now know, was working in what they call an oral tradition.
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Our solution on 'The Simpsons' is to do jokes that people who have an education, or some frame of reference, can get. And for the ones who don't, it doesn't matter, because we have Homer banging his head and saying, 'D'oh!'
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Monday morning, as Wally
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I like 'The Simpsons' quite a lot. I love the irreverent character of the whole show. It's great.
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I'm a lifelong Simpsons fanatic and I wanted to create my own animated show, one day.
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I have to say that The Simpsons comes from a huge number of great writers headed by Al Jean, the show-runner, and the work that they do is really fantastic. It's a blast just to sit around with them in the writers' room and listen to all the filthy jokes that will never get on the air.
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I don't like that The Simpsons are spokespeople for Burger King and MasterCard and Butterfinger. In the first Gulf War, I was really upset that the Simpsons characters were being drawn on tanks and bombs. But those are things that I don't control.
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I'm taking you to lunch, sunshine."
"Like hell you are, trail mix."
"My name is Daniel.
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With 'The Simpsons,' people didn't know what they were gonna see. They didn't have a clue.
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What would you like? (Maggie)
I don't care. I'll eat anything not Tylenol or chocolate. (Wren)
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What are you doing back at the bakery?" I asked [Diesel]. "Did you know Wulf was here?" "No. I knew food was here.
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Jonathan?" "Monica." "One day this will stop working." "But not today.
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StocktontoMalone
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A whole generation was raised to learn about comedy from 'The Simpsons.' To get to be in a booth with Homer and Marge and be in Springfield - it was unimaginable the emotions that I felt.
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The entire island knows our father, Fred Hemmings, Jr. - kids, adults, surfers, the governor, grocery clerks, gang members who call our house at night and threaten to kill us as soon as they get out of jail. Fred was a world-champion surfer and is now a well-known, controversial politician.
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Craig was a nice guy, don't get me wrong, but he was so low-key that once I'd gotten to know him, I was almost completely unable to have even imaginary conversations with him while cooking his recipes. Around
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Fred is officially the mayor of Portland now.
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He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.
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In 1977, I wrote a series of poems about a character, Black Bart, a former cattle rustler-turned-alchemist. A good friend, Claude Purdy, who is a stage director, suggested I turn the poems into a play.
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Tucker "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. Please speak up.
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Bob Saget is the bear from the Golden Crisp box.
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Even the worthy Homer sometimes nods.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney.
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Bill Hicks - blowtorch, excavator, truthsayer, and brain specialist. He will correct your vision. Others will drive on the road he built.
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Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
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Bill like a man.
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Showers early, then clearing. When Barry Manilow began moaning about Mandy, who came and who gave without takin', the cabbie snapped the radio off. Bill
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May "the Meatball" Wexler.
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Dear God, Lisa, give me back my peace of mind!
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At this time on a weekday morning, the library was refuge to the retired, the unemployed, and the unemployable ... 'I'm not always this gabby,' the librarian said. 'It's just so nice to talk to someone who isn't constructing a conspiracy theory or watching videos of home accidents on YouTube.
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He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the items. Duct tape? Plastic wrap? A hacksaw? Who is this guy, Dexter?
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I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt.
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whispered because Barney heard everything, was to drag a case or a hearing past lunch and into the afternoon when he always took his nap.
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Mr. Invisible Baggins
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Tucker: "But she gave me the perfect gift."
Clara: "What?"
Tucker: "You.
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They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.
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Pirate Frank. Walks the Plank.
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My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.'
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If it isn't Charley
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I do have some leftover chicken and pasta. (Grace)
And wine? ... That's acceptable (Julian)
Look, buster, I'm not your cooking wench. Mess with me and I'll feed you Alpo. (Grace)
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What about me, Peter?" "You can cook. You can clean. You can be waiting here for me when I get home. I'd think that would be enough." "Well, it's not!
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The boat was coming in. Suddenly the boat stopped and turned around and went out to sea again. "Well, well," thought Benny. "Whoever he is, he
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So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.
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I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.
Homer Simpson
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boathouse. "Good night, Harley." "Don't give
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Now the whole fucking world is different."
"It's about to get worse," Steve said.
"Then I'll call for food," Vincent said. "Mirren, this might be our last meal. Any preferences?
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Grant to Sydney: That waiter you just gave your drink order to ... that wasn't a waiter, it was a Jonas Brother.
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I have a feeling you're right, Sherwin.'
'Simon. My name is Simon.
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Patty Flood and her good mood were starting to get on my nerves. Her mood was so good it was almost a physical thing, a monkey on a leash that she let leap all over the furniture, delighting only its owner.
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The Simpsons will end as soon as Fox is able to find an 8 p.m. comedy hit to replace it - so I give us another 50 years.
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Damn. Bob was kind of awesome.
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Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which one do you think?' Bad Vlad?' Good call.
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As we advance in life these things fall off one by one , and I suspect we are left with only Homer and Virgil, perhaps with only Homer alone.
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I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.
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... Dexter the sofa spud ...
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Michael lifted a menu from a stack on the counter and opened it. 'What's meatloaf?' I get the meat part, but a loaf of it?
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Where are you, Fred? Because it's cold. There's snow in the wind.
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You can't drown in Fred water if the cruise ship is full of salmon tacos." Sloan
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Oh, my God! Warren, he said my name!
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I'm the bartender. Everyone talks to the bartender, remember?
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Morgan with big organ!
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[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.
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Mr. Baldwin, to get away from
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To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.
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Boat.
Toby.
1pm.
Shit!
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JEAN
I need him like the axe needs the turkey.
HARRINGTON
Don't be vulgar, Jean. Let us be crooked, but never common.
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And no one will kill Bill."
I laughed softly as I unbuckled the seat belt. "Blake. His name is Blake."
Daemon pulled the keys out and leaned back, his eyes glimmering with amusement. "He's whatever I decide to call him.
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Thou shalt not question Stephen Fry.
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BOB ODENKIRK: I didn't like the fact that the first thing he became known for was that Chippendales thing, which I hated. Fucking lame, weak bullshit. I can't believe anyone liked it enough to put it on the show. Fuck that sketch. He never should have done it.
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Would he not say with Homer,. Better to be the poor servant of a poor master, and to endure anything, rather than think as they do and live after their ...
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Charley: He won't starve. None a them starve. Forget about him.
Willy: Then what have I got to remember?
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When it moved to Friday night it disappeared, when they find another show that can do what The Simpsons does, they will be delighted to do cancel The Simpsons.
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Andy? Really, who gives a shit?
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Silly what's his name, the Shrek, whoever he was on the television this morning?
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Handel, to him I bow the knee.
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Hello, King Morgan," said Gabriel, popping his head into the lab. "And how is the planet's only non-idiot on this fine day?"
"Screw you," replied Morgan, without turning from his computer.
"Ah, excellent," said Gabriel. "I'm having a lovely morning, too.
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Matthew Watkins: I need an afternoon pick-me-up. I accept cash and/or prizes that can be exchanged for cash. Also, hobbits.
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Growing up, I remember my parents feeling a little wary of 'The Simpsons.' This was the late eighties, and there was a wave of articles about TV shows that were bad for America. Then we all started watching it and loved it.