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While everyone else is in the spa, im gonna shower because im Tom Daley
Real men don't take Baths!
There is just something about starting your day with something luxurious like a bath.
Now my favourite pastime is to take a bath with my son.
Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water.
I love a warm bath at the end of a day.
I got another bath, she announced to her fellow telephone salespersons. She was well in the lead in the office daily Getting People Out of the Bath stakes, and only needed two more points to win the weekly Coitus Interruptus award.
We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can.
For six weeks, I allow Bath is pleasant enough; but beyond that, it is the most tiresome place in the world.
So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
I may be smelly and I may be old, Rough in my pebbles, reedy in my pools, But where my fish float by I bless their swimming, And I like the people to bathe in me especially women.
Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!
Baths are my favorite thing. I can have two, three a day.
To me bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one.
I got mad love for hot tubs.
They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?
I thought that was my room," she said, gesturing behind him.
"It is."
"And my shower."
He sniffed with irritation. "I have a bathtub."
"And that's a problem?"
"I don't do bathtubs, Miss Burel." His eyebrow lifted. "Unless I have company.
I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady.
Something had happened. The bath towels knew it, the bathtub and the toilet knew it. My father turned and walked out the door. He knew it. It was my last beating. From him.
A shoe-shaped bath tub, within which I felt like Marat but with no white-necked maiden to stab me.
ohmygodIthinkIsuckedhisdick.
I came up with American Splendor. Some people think it's American Squalor.
Who bathes in worldly joys, swims in a world of fears.
Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub.
A drainless shower
Of light is poesy: 'tis the supreme of power;
'Tis might half slumbering on its own right arm.
I love standing under a steaming shower when I'm tired in the morning. I don't really get a chance for baths.
WHY IS MY BATH COLD? Because I, purchaser of sadist shoes, needed to soak after wearing cheese graters on my feet yesterday and then traveling and walking and sitting through meetings and touring facilities and impersonating a pack mule today. 'Twas not meant to be.
The worst of Bath was the number of its plain women ... He had frequently observed, as he walked, that one handsome face would be followed by thirty, or five-and-thirty frights.
Hello?"
"You should check the curtains before you take a bath, princess,"a deep, mocking voice says.
"Wha-" I half scream, half yelp as I sit bolt upright in the bath ...
... "Priceless,"he howls, still laughing. You never fail to amuse, princess.
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.
a thousand years without a bath.
[On growing up in a large family with little money:] ... to take a bath ... we just had a pan of water and we'd wash down as far as possible, and we'd wash up as far as possible. Then, when somebody'd clear the room, we'd wash possible.
I ain't kinda hot, I'm sauna/ I sweat money and the bank is my shower
The bathroom was jungle-fogged, flooded with puddles, piled with soaked towels; cakes of soap with long strands of blonde baked in.
A girl in pieces: Barbie-thin ankles, a shaving cut on her knee; hipbones she could stab you with; white hands gelled with strawberry body lotion.
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Yves did not like showers, he preferred long, scalding baths, with newspapers, cigarettes, and whiskey on a chair next to the bathtub, and with Eric nearby to talk to, to shampoo his hair, and to scrub his back.
Sink me, nobody of this tub agrees with anybody else about anything, except maybe what the fellow with the horns told the old man in the clouds: Non serviam.
hot-tub guy?" I had to wipe my eyes
Last night at Bingo, Sylvia won the last prize. 'What am I going to do with a mermaid?"
"Learn to swim in the murkiest water, reinvent yourself," the mermaid said #149
I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?
There is a little I allow anyone to discover about me. There's even less I'm willing to share about myself. And one of the many things I've ever discussed, this is one of them. I like to take long baths.
Carrowicus much drunkicus or Hot-assicus in my greedy handsicus.
Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.
As I sat in the hot, salty water, I thought, 'No wonder Mr. Bubble always gives me a urinary tract infection and hives.' Mr. Bubble was for common people. Mr. Bubble was for my so-called brother, their true child. I was a Vanderbilt. I should bathe in condiments and seasonings.
Quicksand Jesus I'm so far AWAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!
So weenybeenyveenyteeny.
DANCE, WATER DANCE!
There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity.
IwantedtoshowmyuniformtomymomthismorningsoIwenttogetmytrashbagand-
I love to have a bath with beautiful, relaxing music on and have no rush to do anything. It's a wonderful indulgence, and it helps me to calm down and stop my mind running overtime.
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I'm taking a quick shower. I'm gross. I need to be clean."
"You shouldn't be doing that." The door handle jingled. It wasn't locked. "Alex!"
"I'm naked," I warned.
Silence and then, "Is that supposed to make me not want to come in there?
Mistress Smartyfangs - means morning.
I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
You're not from around here, are you? Can't be. Why would we name it I-YOU-POO-Y? Really? Say the letters. I-U-P-U-I.
A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on.
What Jeremy likes about showers is the way you can stand there, surrounded by water and yet in absolutely no danger of drowning, and not think about things like whether you fucked up on the Spanish assignment, or why your mother is looking so worried.
You have to learn to love the small things in life, like a hot bath. You have to love the small things, when you've nothing else.
poxy shitweasel,
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp
Puddleglum's my name. But it doesn't matter if you forget it. I can always tell you again.
Vortexy.
"Is that even a word?" I ask myself
"You're talking to yourself, so who the hell cares?" I reply
Growing up,I came up with this name: I'ma Cablinasian.
Water you dead bastard
For raging wind blows up incessant showers
Love on the water, love underwater, love, love and so on.
You take a shower, your head is up, far away from everything, lost in the clouds, but down in the tub, man, you know who you are.
Water, we go to you dirty and rise from you clean.
Feathers fell from the sky. Like black snow, they drifted onto an old city called Bath.
No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of soap.
I threw out all those Latin words - the ones that end in 'ion' - the ones that never quite describe you ...
The truth is, you know, we need our anodynes. You know that word, anodynes? We need that in life some times. A good warm bath can be one for you, or a whatever.
I use bath gloves in the shower every day. People often comment on my skin and I just tell them that I use bath gloves.
Think Tank, noun: The shower.
Nameless McBitchypants
blue shower curtain
The best brothels in Bangkok seem to have a weakness for Greek names,' [Liz] commented acidly and got out. Harry looked up at a large neon sign proclaiming that the motel was called Olympussy.
Dr. Turing, of Cambridge University, has pointed out that bobbadah bobbadah hoe daddy yanga langa furjeezama bing jingle oh yeah, Waterhouse says, or words to that effect.
How did you die?"
"We er ... drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub.
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I was just bathing."
"Aren't you the fortunate man. Bathing."
"Only a shower.
When in doubt, take a bath...
My team name is the Duchess of Douchecockery.Yep, that's mine.
Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,
I'm drowning my brother drowning.
Swells, Marina? we ocean, depths, Marina? we sky!
Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.
What is this powerful have over my tub? Surely, I am transfixed by your firecracker charm and your suspended electrified wit.
I thoroughly enjoy a good hot bath. That is my ultimate luxury.
I love the magic of a hot bath, how time pauses and every grievance melts away.
I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now.
Bathsheba! to whom none ever said scat- No worthier cat Ever sat on a mat, Or caught a rat. Requiescat!
In the water I am beautiful.
Go get a job after you take a bath.
I love the water; I love to swim.
What a delightful place Bath is," said Mrs. Allen as they sat down near the great clock, after parading the room till they were tired; "and how pleasant it would be if we had any acquaintance here.
She looks like she bathes. Maybe in a tub of puppies' tears, though. - Jayke Wolff
I don't need any nicknames.
The twelve months ...
Snowy, Flowy, Blowy,
Showery, Flowery, Bowery,
Hoppy, Croppy, Droppy,
Breeze, Sneezy, Freezy.
She thought, watching him, 'I am in a bath, naked in a bath with no bubbles, and a man is washing me; my reputation is doomed and to hell with it. I've been to hell and all I wanted in it was to be alive for this man. Who carried me out of it.