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Somedays you eat the bear, somedays the bear eats you
Bring on the dancing bear!
Soon the grizzly was joined by a brown bear, a sun bear, and a beaver suffering from an identity crisis of magnificent proportion
Bears. Of course you should be afraid of bears. Don't be a dumb shit.
All of the authoritative books on bears seem to agree on one thing: if you're close enough to a bear to cause it to change its activity pattern, you're too close, and in possible danger.
Oh no, hon we were too late. Tiger-boy done pissed down the wrong honey tree and got all the bees, or in this case, bears, going wild. (Fury)
Then the only other creature who is allowed at the Pack Council - Baloo, the sleepy brown bear who teaches the wolf cubs the Law of the Jungle: old Baloo, who can come and go where he pleases because he eats only nuts and roots and honey - rose upon his hind quarters and grunted.
Love bears initself its own fulfillness.
Man is a great blunderer going about in the woods, and there is no other except the bear makes so much noise.
I have held healthy respects of bears along with assorted crocodiles, snakes and lots of other animals. You know, bears are dangerous, you have to be super careful.
You cant be a champion until you can beat a bear.
Ahh... you look like a bear wearing a marshmallow.
You poked the bear, Tink, so you better hope someone can put him in a cage.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
Bear suits are funny - and bears as well.
Sometimes, you get the bear. Sometimes, the bear gets you.
Savage bears agree with one another.
Don't panic, but there are three bears surrounding me in the barn.
People can bear anything.
We are Bears, We are not afraid of the Dark and Dangerous Woods!!!
From my New Storybook Where's the Soda Tub? Featuring New Toy Bears names Puddles, Patches and Polar Bear Ice.
Bear faghags are known as Goldilocks.
The best way of being kind to bears is not to be very close to them.
To bear is to conquer our fate.
Mr. Bear, you know in the eyes of the Lord, we're both beasts.
Bear hunting? Come on up and we'll fix you up, you betcha. Just be sure you bring some hunting buddies with you, preferably fat ones who can't run as fast as you.
Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you, and some days you cannot even find the woods.
If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.
To err is human, to eat human is bear.
GOOD THINGS DO COME IN BEARS!! ... is how I climax.
A great White Bear waits outside. He has faithfully promised to make us all rich if he can but have our youngest daughter.
When speaking to a Bear of Very Little Brain, remember that long words may bother him.
Bob Saget is the bear from the Golden Crisp box.
To be a bear and love a she-bear, that would not be such a bad life, and would, at least, be a far better one than to keep his reason and his thoughts, with all the rest that made him human, and yet live on alone, unloved, in sadness.
We are told, that the black bear is innocent; but I should not like to trust myself with him.
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
We make bear sounds, talk bear language when we are in a fighting mood. "Harrnh"
and you are as good as gone.
Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?
I saw the shadows of the bears before I saw the bears themselves: huge they were, and pale, made of the pages of fierce books: poems ancient and modern prowled the ice floes in bear-shape, filled with words that could wound with their beauty.
Get used to the bear behind you.
LOST 2 Irish Hellhounds. Very black, like bear. Huge, like bear. Answer to Alvin and Mohammed. Like to eat everything. Like bear! REWARD!
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A LOSER?" Bear roared back. "No, I called myself a loser," I said, and slammed my door. "Loser.
Was that you, Pooky Bear?
What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.
Hunting Bears is a complex song. A bear, as you know is another term for a chubby chaser. The guitar line is actually the sound of a fat man's thighs rubbing together as he approaches another lardy male for a night of sexual deviance.
They are bearcrawls ... a bearclaw is a donut
A bluebear has twenty-seven lives. I shall recount thirteen-and-a-half of them in this book but keep quiet about the rest. A bear must have his secrets, after all; they make him seem attractive and mysterious.
The bears bear hard hard yarn yarns you are unlikely to be confused.
Bears being sent through the mail should never be squashed up to make them fit. It gives them indigestion.
Brutes find out where their talents lie; a bear will not attempt to fly.
Am I ready? Does a bear shit in the... you know what? Nevermind." -Jill
Run, Torak! The bear...is...possessed...
Bears shit in the woods, and everyone shits on Beartown
Support your right to arm bears.
The gypsies believe the bear to be a brother to man because he has the same body beneath his hide, because he drinks beer, because he enjoys music and because he likes to dance.
Mavis' bear sailed through the air in Cassie's room, falling onto the bed. 'What's he in aid of?' 'He's reconnaissance expert. He wouldn't hear of me enterin' potential hostile ground without testin' for fire. Has his sacrifice been in vain?
Did you know the bear idea of courtship is to kidnap their mates off the streets? Surely not. Surely yes.
Friends, in my experience, are like ladies' fashions. They come and go with the seasons, and are rarely of such stout stuff as bears repeated wearing.
I saw a bear once. I was peeing then, too.
The bears, over the years, have developed a primitive but heartfelt Buddhist discipline. Beneath the cinnamon trees they practice the repetition of the Growling Sutra. The
Lonely? I don't know. They tell me this is cold. I don't know what cold is, because I don't freeze. So I don't know what lonely means either. Bears are made to be solitary.
Teddy bears, not grizzly bears, get invited in for honey.
The B.C. spirit bear symbolizes the essence of the spirit of British Columbia. It is a powerful presence and a thing of wonder that lives in a magical land of beauty, grace and unbridled potential.
I'd love a werebear. But I guess you need that seductive element of danger. And though bears can be dangerous, when you say werebear it just sounds kind of cuddly. Probably has a rainbow on his belly.
They journeyed far and the white bear said, "Are you afraid?"
"No," she replied. "I am not afraid.
Bear. It's always been you. It will always be you. I love you, and that's why it will always be enough.
out of the forest. The dwarf sprang up in a fright, but he could not reach his cave, for the bear was already close. Then in the dread of his heart he cried: 'Dear Mr Bear, spare me, I will
They are just 100 per cent bear, whereas human beings feel we're not 100 per cent human, that we're always letting ourselves down. We're constantly striving towards something, to some fulfilment.
Every morning or afternoon, whenever you want to write, you have to go up and shoot that old bear under your desk between the eyes.
I'm a bear, and we mate for life, usually instinctively when we find our mate, and I want to make you happy forever. Even though I barely know you.
He wasn't like the other bears. While everyone else was hibernating, he would be out putting on his sneakers.
The Bear son was surrounded. But it did not matter. He cut thorugh them all, laughing.
The Grizzly Bear is huge and wild;
He has devoured the infant child.
The infant child is not aware
It has been eaten by a bear."
The cutest little girl with big blond curls turned and yelled, Mommmmmmm! Bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Fact: More people are killed each year by teddy bears than by grizzly bears.
The bear and I --
we rise like a windstorm
to witness these old trees talk.
The Ojibways have great respect for the Bear. According to their legends, in the distant past the Bear had a human form and was in fact an ancestor of the Ojibways. Therefore he understands the Indian language and will never attack or fight any Indian if he is addressed properly.
The great advantage of having a bear as a central character is that he can combine the innocence of a child with the sophistication of an adult.
A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big pause?
Paddington Bear was a refugee with a label - 'Please look after this bear. Thank you', and he had a little suitcase.
Wise Bear said something in his own language, mouth twisting in disgust as if the words stained his tongue. He caught Vaelin's enquiring gaze and provided a terse translation, "Cat People.
When you are where wild bears live
you learn to pay attention to the rhythm of the land and yourself. Bears not only make the habitat rich, they enrich us just by being.
Don't move your money from Bear! That's just being silly! Don't be silly!
... Bear up until you see you're gaining.
If some of our teenage thrill seekers really want to go out and get a thrill, let them go up into the Northwest and tangle with the Grizzly Bear, the Polar Bear, and the Brown Bear. They will get their kicks, and it will cleanse their souls.
Sing Ho for the Life of a Bear
What's magical about [bears] is that they just spend one-hundred percent of every minute of every hour of every day being a bear. And a tree-frog spends all of its time being a tree-frog. We spend all our time trying to be somebody else.
My companions ate the bear. I found I had no appetite.
Gus: There are still bears out here. Black bears who feel no kinship to black men.
You're getting too old for a stuffed animal. So we traded your bear for a toaster.
The stumbling weighty hostility of bears, the incorporated rapacity of wolves..
What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. Literally shit myself lifeless.
The problem is that bears are pretty smart and humans aren't: we'll move into a remote area and leave a bag of dog food on our front porch and then panic when we see a grizzly bear helping himself to a meal. p 41
Where is it?" I asked, willing him to tell me.
He laughed suddenly, and I could hear the full-throated, grating sound of the white bear's laughter in it.
"East of the sun and west of the moon," he said.
All that is missing is the dancing bear.
3. There are bears and there are small dogs. Be strong like bear! If they take out your teeth, sit on the dogs. Bears always forget they can just sit on the dogs. Sit on the dogs.
I bear a little more than I can bear.
The mountains have always been here, and in them, the bears.
We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.
Only one bear eats from this honey pot, Tatia
It was the night before Christmas...
And all through the house not a creature was stirring ...
Not even a ... bear ?