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I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut ... $1 for each side.
A beard on a man is only a way of hiding something, his face of course, but also the inner matters, like a hedge around a secret garden, or a cover over a bird cage.
The girl at Great Cuts asked him what style he wanted, and he told her that he wanted hair like Morrissey.
When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop.
That was the time calculated by the barber who based his estimate on the length of his customers' stubble.
His stubble was thick and not groomed. He was not a man who forgot to shave that day or had been too busy to do so for a couple. It had been weeks. Though it was not a full grown beard. I
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
I do believe that you have to bring some degree of truth from yourself to the role [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street ]in and I'll admit it here, I have shaved a grown man before. I have done it. And it wasn't Tim [Burton].
If bumblebee leavings and stump paste are so good for you, why can't any of those guys (in the health stores) grow full beards?
Rick Rubin's undulating face hair is just as famous as his body of work. In homage to the yogis he read about as a boy on Long Island, Rubin hasn't shaved since he was 23. It's long been his registered trademark.
He has added inches and fullness to his beard since his last visit. I'll say no more.
What a lot of hairy-faced men there are around nowadays.
It was the first time I had seen him unshaven, the small white whiskers looking so out of place, as if someone had shaken salt neatly across his cheeks and chin. How could there be new life in his beard when it was draining everywhere else?
Every barber thinks everybody needs a haircut.
Swing your razor wide! Sweeney, hold it to the skies!
But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.
An equally shaggy tuft of hair dangled from his chin, the classification somewhere between beard, goatee, and flower gone to seed.
Where does one purchase a mustache in London? Fleet Street?
I liked the shaver so much, I bought the company.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety.
atop his head a goofy skin cap simulating baldness and fringed with shoulder-length scraggle.
what would you call this haircut?"
Every director I've ever admired has a beard.
You oughta see Kathy's brother. Now there's a hood. He's so greasy he glides when he walks. He goes to the barber for an oil change, not a haircut.
I feared he might be trying to grow a beard again.
The scissors cut the long-grown hair; The razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, big-eyed, I stare At the forgotten boy I was.
Surrender one hair, and you'll end up beardless.
To shave off the beard (or any body hair) is to symbolically annihilate the (essentially specious) boundary separating Self from Other
Are you out of your princely wits?
What's he? Let me have his beard sawed off and his eyebrows filed more civil!
Jesus, there's something downright dirty about beards. Fucking naughty. All I can think about now is sex.
nineties Ross Gellar hair.
If e'er again I meet him beard to beard, he's mine or I am his.
A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, In silence.
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
Barbershop conversations are irrefutable proof that heads exist for the sake of hair.
Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?
had a smattering of chest hair that looked
You know it's hard to hear what a bearded man is saying. He can't speak above a whisker.
I have my hair done by Valery Joseph, who does a version of the Palm Beach crash helmet so that it doesn't move.
Losing his hair. Ms. Chase and me,
There's things people say in the barbershop they won't even say in their own living room, because it's just one of those zones where nobody's going to judge you too much about your dumb opinion.
Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.
A beardless cynic is the shame of nature.
The shaven head and the man in white pants and the black woolen
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard
His hair is like feathers.
Above his olive-skinned neck a Low Dark Fade they call it at the barber's school where I go for a $4.99 haircut and an experience.
A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice.
It hurts the bald-head just as much as the thatched-head to have his hairs plucked.
He finished combing his goddamn gorgeous hair.
It's an honor to be a part of Magic Shave as their new ambassador. One of the problems that some African-American men have with shaving is razor bumps. Magic Shave is perfect because once you eliminate the razor, you eliminate the bumps, and it's so easy to use.
We can accommodate Mr. Delgado as well. (LaCrosse)
'He'd agreed with polite grace, but he wasn't particularly happy. Someone had him by the short hairs and was braiding them.' (Carlos)
Who is that?"
"You replaced me with a shaved poodle?"
"He's got mad skills.
Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.
I have a beard. Just not on my face ...
Beards were like axehound pups. Boys dreamed of the day they'd get one, never realizing how annoying they could be.
Is John Motson still wearing his shepherdskin coat?
I had the only beard in the Western Hemisphere that made Bob Dylan's look good.
I feel in love with you when you had a beard.
The stationmaster's whiskers are of a Victorian bushiness and give the impression of having been grown under glass.
As grumblers go, Stubble was in a league of his own.
The worse the haircut, the better the man.
Beasley was a little man whose face looked like an X ray of an ulcer.
I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.
I used to be a hairdresser.
You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.
My wife asked me about that: "What happened to your beard?" I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Hey, the right side is shorter than the left." I said, "You gotta be kidding me." So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, "I don't know, that's just the way it grows."
An afro is a poor man's haircut.
The world's all razors, that cut you no matter what you do.
I worked in a barbershop. I used to make the waves in the brother's hair, you know? Like, Nat King Cole, Sugar Ray Robinson.
The Yankees have strict rules. You can have a mustache but no other facial hair.
You can't keep putting things off by grilling beards
You know, Maureen, I seem to have seen that name somewhere." "Home Perm, perhaps. He looks like a hairdresser." Poirot winced.
Sometimes the beard was loose, sometimes it was braided and sometimes, like that afternoon, it was in its own ponytail so that Al's head looked like something about to be tie-dyed.
I had shaved my beard for her-a huge disappointment, because I'd enjoyed my three weeks looking like a bank robber.
Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.
A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.
So your stance on beards is?
Some of these guys wear beards to make them look intimidating, but they don't look so tough when they have to deliver the ball. Their abilities and their attitudes don't back up their beards.
With odorous oil thy head and hair are sleek; And then thou kemb'st the tuzzes on thy cheek: Of these, my barbers take a costly care.
Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad
ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.
His beard was a ginger-grey horror sprouting from a multiplicity of chins.
I have a beard of grass. I grew it on my back, and sometimes my neighbor mows it for me. Meow!
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Come on, man, I got a full beard!
You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.
I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often.
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?
Combray, we used often to invite him to our house.
Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.
A change in hairstyle gives a new look.
beard framing a face that had started to show his age, weathered and lined from years
The moment to tell my barber I was gay just never came up.
Both my New Hampshire great-grandfathers wore facial hair: the Copperhead who fought in the war and the sheep farmer too old for combat.
I've been going to the same person for haircuts since I was thirteen.
So," the bearded man said, "we kill this man
on the way to the beauty parlor.
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.