Discover the most popular and inspiring quotes and sayings on the topic of Beer. Share them with your friends on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, and let the world be inspired by their powerful messages. Here are the Top 100 Beer Quotes And Sayings by 95 Authors including Michael Jackson,Alan D. Eames,Meat Loaf,Ryan Higa,Norm Macdonald for you to enjoy and share.
Beer culture is a part of the world of food and drink. It's not just a commodity in cans and bottles, but has a value as an agricultural product with good ingredients. -- Michael Jackson
Beer was the driving force that led nomadic mankind into village life. It was this appetite for beer-making material that led to crop cultivation, permanent settlement and agriculture. -- Alan D. Eames
Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer. -- Meat Loaf
I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer not to. Stay sober my friends. -- Ryan Higa
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer. -- Norm Macdonald
I think this would be a good time for a beer. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt
That questionable superfluity small beer. -- Douglas William Jerrold
pint of champagne. -- Edgar Rice Burroughs
I like a good beer. Of course, I'll drink a bad one too. Let no person thirst for lack of real ale! Thank god for long-necked bottles, the angel's remedy. -- Tom Petty
I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer. -- Jack Nicholson
It is not "just beer," it is a noble and ancient beverage which, like wine, food and television advertising, can be extraordinarily good or unmercifully bad. -- Stephen Beaumont
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water. -- Brad Delson
This is all thousands of years old. It's the same the world over. Anyone who has ever walked upright has loved beer, celebrated over it, told talks over it, hatched plots over it, courted over it. It's what we do as a species. It's what makes us human. We brew. -- Alan D. Eames
I drank beer, and I had a career year. -- David Wells
Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous. -- Chris Laidlaw
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer! -- Martin Luther
Payday came and with it beer -- Rudyard Kipling
I'm a big root beer guy. -- Dylan O'brien
What two ideas are more inseparable than beer and Britannia? -- Sydney Smith
I don't drink since it ruined the best thing I ever had. -- Kimberly Lauren
Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs. -- T. S. Eliot
Gin for executions, beer for birthdays, wine for weddings. -- P.j. Wolfson
So beer is our bread? -- Garret Keizer
You from within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises. Here's to beer, here's to cheer, here's to beer. -- Bedrich Smetana
Good people drink good beer. -- Hunter S. Thompson
The beer tastes better when you win -- Gary Gaetti
I would think beer and football go hand in hand. -- Will Ferrell
Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs. -- Homer
I like a good beer buzz early in the morning. -- Sheryl Crow
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer. -- Steve Martin
Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice. -- Ronald Biggs
I don't drink anymore ... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle. -- Dean Martin
Beer or three. My nerves were still singing from the morning. -- Gillian Flynn
Beer tastes terrible, and those that try to tell me otherwise are simply lying to themselves. I drink beer for the sole purpose of getting a buzz or getting drunk. -- Amy Daws
Water - a thoroughly underrated drink. -- Wayne Gerard Trotman
Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill. -- Steve Miller
If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants to see us happy. -- Benjamin Franklin
What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking! -- Lord Byron
Beer's for the good times. But ain't nothing like a big ass bowl of ice cream with all the trimmings to chase the blues away for me. -- Elizabeth Reyes
(beer was a thing only to be drunk on holidays), and -- George Eliot
The sterner self of the Populace likes bawling, hustling, and smashing; the lighter self, beer. -- Matthew Arnold
Beer's nice for being glad and dizzy, and sometimes for the mystery and stuff, but the happy that comes out of a beer can is not like the real happy you got to make in your heart. -- Tom Robbins
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C. -- W.c. Fields
Think 'free speech,' not 'free beer.' -- Richard Stallman
Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. -- Fritz Maytag
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is. -- Billy Carter
Whatever you wanna drink girl, pick right now. If you can't hold your liquor, better quit right now. -- Drake
You love beer so much. I'll bet some day you'll go in and order a beer milk shake. -- John Steinbeck
There is no strong beer, just weak men -- Dan Castellaneta
Beer is proof that God loves us. -- Benjamin Franklin
America's craft brewers know that beer, not wine, is the best beverage for accompanying a good meal. -- Nancy Johnson
The culture of drink endures because it offers so many rewards: confidence for the shy, clarity for the uncertain, solace to the wounded and lonely, and above all, the elusive promises of friendship and love. -- Pete Hamill
I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer. -- Johnny Damon
No beer before 5 p.m., wait ... did I just say that? -- Bas Rutten
drinks for the crowd. -- Ronda Rousey
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my homies love beer. -- Danny Brown
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Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. -- Phyllis Diller
Draft beer, not people. -- Bob Dylan
If I saved all the money I spent on beer, I'd spend it on beer. -- Granger Smith
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me. -- Anthony Kiedis
Nothing ever tasted any better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to but more of the same. -- Hugh Hood
Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer's day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented. -- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Whatever you want - nonalcoholic, of course. -- Rick Riordan
There's nothing better than a cold beer on a hot day at the beach. -- Nicholas Sparks
when life gives you lemons add beer -- Letter String
Beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy. -- Jim Butcher
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. -- Kaiser Wilhelm
Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider! -- Prince William
Beer is an improvement on water itself. -- Grant Johnson
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old. -- Martin Luther
Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able to overcome. -- Winston Churchill
I haven't had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I'd go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both. For a long time I used to think "Hey you, get off the floor!" was my name. -- Alice Cooper
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging. -- Rennie Ellis
Can I have another beer? It's amazing, it doesn't feem to have any essect on me, no matter how much I dnirk. Helps me think clearerer. -- Terry Pratchett
Relax, don't worry, have a home brew. -- Charlie Papazian
We're just going to go straight beer. No sense in diluting it. -- Robert Gibbs
I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine. -- B.b. King
I have a beer belly. -- Christy Turlington
Wine, it's in my veins and I can't get it out. -- Burgess Meredith
Beers for everyone if I get back to Earth. -- Andy Weir
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink for fellows whom it hurts to think. -- A.e. Housman
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer. -- George Bernard Shaw
Never ask for 'a beer.' -- Michael Jackson
Drinking: something to do while getting drunk. -- Peg Bracken
ambition on a beer budget. -- Tom Clancy
homemade wine or a -- Anonymous
Grab a brew ... don't cost nothin' -- John Belushi
One thing I've found in life - and you may have noticed it, too - is that beer often can make things seem better. I'm not sure why this is, but it's a phenomenon I've observed enough times that I can confidently declare it to be true. -- Sean Pronger
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years. -- Samuel L. Jackson
The first few glasses of beer were a revelation; they flushed my veins with happiness; they washed away all cares and shyness and worries. I remember thinking to myself, If I could have two pints of beer every afternoon, life would be a great happiness. -- George Mackay Brown
WINE. Because...KIDS! -- Tanya Masse
On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it. -- Napoleon Bonaparte
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being, and more importantly, wake up that way. -- Robert Black
Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same. -- Hugh Hood
A man who lies about beer makes enemies -- Stephen King
I'm sticking with the Heinekens, but doing a few shots here and there. -- Jeff Hanneman
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that one beer, I wake up in Tijuana four days later with a tattoo and a sore ass -- Craig Ferguson
Beer is fine," I said.
"For now." Adam waited as I put in my order. "You'll need something stiffer after Mike really starts getting to you."
"Oh, he's getting to me," I said, as the bartender brought my beer. "Usually, I drink Sprite. -- Diana Peterfreund
Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better. -- Langston Hughes
