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Ask Bill [Gates] why the string in function 9 is terminated by a dollar sign. Ask him, because he can't answer, only I know that. -- Gary Kildall
If Bill was all id, Hillary is all superego. -- Rich Lowry
Don't worry me now, Fagin!' replied the girl, raising her head languidly. 'If Bill has not done it this time, he will another. He has done many a good job for you, and will do many more when he can; and when he can't, he won't, so no more about that. -- Charles Dickens
Bill Cosby 18th. -- Jonny Fox
He told Bill that humanity deserved to die horribly, since it had behaved so cruelly and wastefully on a planet so sweet. -- Kurt Vonnegut
They've had several conversations since that day in Owings Mills when Bisciotti fired him. "He said at some point we will sit down and have a glass of wine in that new house of yours," Billick said. Billick had the perfect response. "It's the least I can do, because you're paying for it. -- Gary Myers
I'm married, I'm monogamous, but I'm not dead, and Bill isn't either. -- Chirlane Mccray
The man was heavy with life. So often it's lightness that we admire. Those people who appear weightless and unburdened, who hover instead of walk, attract us with their defiance of ordinary gravity. Their carelessness mimics happiness, but Bill had none of that. -- Siri Hustvedt
Bill brought up his question. "You said people -- Michele W. Miller
BARBARA: You're never coming back to me, are you, Bill? BILL: Never say never, but ... BARBARA: But no. BILL: But no. -- Tracy Letts
It's fun being Bill Engvall. -- Bill Engvall
I can't keep my nose clean if it's buried in pussy, Uncle Bill. -- Anonymous
(Bill) Terry, you can ask for more money in the winter and do less in the summer than any ballplayer I know. -- John Mcgraw
Bill Cosby, you know, he's a delightful guy. -- Barry Corbin
At the G-20 summit, the White House accidentally listed a phone-sex line for journalists seeking an on-record briefing call for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. To which Bill said, 'Boy, did they get the wrong number.' -- Jay Leno
I always loved Bill's contribution to the early Yes albums. Alan later took over from him and did great things but there was something about Bill's concept of the thinking musician that we've never had since Bill left. -- Chris Welch
Wild Bill was a strange character. In person he was about six feet and one inch in height. He was a Plains-man in every sense of the word. -- Buffalo Bill
It was a bright, sunny morning in June when Bill first visited Jacob Kingsley. He flew in through the open window, buzzed about the room awhile, and then planted his six tiny legs along the wall opposite the bed. -- Nate Gutman
That Bill Clinton. He probably doesn't know how to log on to the Internet. -- Rush Limbaugh
I don't think Bill is a role model for anyone. -- Gennifer Flowers
Bill Frindall has done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator -- John Arlott
Writing checks with his mouth that his ass could never hope to cover. -- Junot Diaz
Bill Campbell: "It's not about the money."
Ben Horowitz: "What's it about, Bill?"
Bill: "It's about the FUCKING money. -- Ben Horowitz
Growing up, I loved Bill Cosby. -- Robin Thicke
You spell Bob Hope C-L-A-S-S. -- Lucille Ball
The way I see it Bill Elliott is just another way of saying fast -- Harry Melling
Bill Nelson has demonstrated that he is a rubber stamp for the Obama administration and he's out of touch with the solution that we need to implement in order to get America back on the right track. -- Adam Hasner
All right, said Nick. Let's get drunk.
All right, Bill said. Let's get really drunk. -- Ernest Hemingway,
you do nothing else, be like Bill and build a -- Ben Horowitz
your uncle Geoffrey. -- Catherine Coulter
Applause is a receipt, not a bill. -- Dale Carnegie
C-C-Can you get bones in your buh-buh-brain?' Bill asked. This was turning into the most interesting conversation he'd had in weeks. -- Stephen King
I thought I was dreaming. It was the most amazing moment of my entire life. Not only is Bill the love of my life, but he's also my best friend. I couldn't believe my dream guy was asking me to marry him! -- Giuliana Rancic
Please send me a bill for your services through" - he looked at his watch - "through today," he said. "And you'll pay it with a rubber check," I said. -- Robert B. Parker
God'll send the bill to you. -- James Russell Lowell
I inquired for Mrs. Reynolds and was shewn up stairs, at the head of which she met me and conducted me into a bed room. I took the bill out of my pocket and gave it to her. Some conversation ensued from which it was quickly apparent that other than pecuniary consolation would be acceptable. -- Alexander Hamilton
I once lost a bill betting on the Red Sox,
... But that's another topic. -- Diamond D
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. -- Yogi Berra
If there was no Lego in Billund, there will almost be no Billund ... Lego is Billund, and Billund is Lego. -- Jorgen Vig Knudstorp
I think the world's a better place because Bill realized that his goal isn't to be the richest guy in the cemetery, right? -- Steve Jobs
New York Mayor Bill de Blasio has been positioning himself to challenge Hillary Clinton for the Democratic nomination. Hillary once developed a program to deliver rural healthcare, while de Blasio once dropped a groundhog on its head. -- Jimmy Fallon
Rich people read their bills. Poor people dread theirs. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We need more people like Bill Phillips in the world. People who live each day with a passion to help other people. The kind of person who will motivate you beyond what you thought was possible and the kind of person who will celebrate your success with you. -- Robert Cheeke
He pulled out his wallet and extracted a twenty-dollar bill, fastidiously folding it in half so that the crease cut across the face of Theodore Roosevelt, with its shining spectacles and its Chesire Cat grin. -- Dexter Palmer
Bill Clinton is not my commander-in-chief. -- Oliver North
My kid is not going to wear a flat bill. -- Tiger Woods
I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills. -- Hank Williams Jr.
On Bill Clinton: I have a simple question: Who's the last President to give you a balanced budget? -- William J. Clinton
His life, though none too long, Was never dull: Of woman, wine and song Bill had his full. -- Robert W. Service
Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. -- Tucker Carlson
I love Bill Clinton. I think we should make him king. I'm talking the red robe, the turkey leg - everything. -- Tim Mcgraw
And now the lads and lasses, following the example of the birds, bill and coo together. -- Josh Billings
Bill Clinton was a great politician. Bill Clinton loved a fight. He was willing to fight. But he also wanted to be loved. He wanted to be admired. -- Robert Reich
What do you want me to do, go shout from the housetops that I am Henry Clinton and I'm here to tell you you're all wet? -- Harper Lee
Bill Clinton is a liar, a perverted kind of a guy anyway, and he is always stroking black folks rather than telling them the truth. -- Tucker Carlson
Bill Blankschaen is an emerging new voice in Christian life. -- Hugh Hewitt
You'll float down here with your friends, Beverly, we all float down here, tell Bill that Georgie says hello, tell Bill that Georgie misses him but he'll see him soon, tell him Georgie will be in the closet some night with a piece of piano wire to stick in his eye, tell him - -- Stephen King
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Bill hung up, grumbling to nobody in particular. Emily was about the only caller using the landline phone, and he regretted not getting rid of it. The Robinses were probably the lone holdouts on their city block to still have one. -- Ed Lynskey
My kids and I love to listen to Bill Cosby. -- Melissa Etheridge
Eric: if Sookie had died, I would let you suffer.
Bill: if Sookie had died, I would already be dead. -- Charlaine Harris
The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. -- Buffalo Bill
John D. Rockefeller. -- F Scott Fitzgerald
Shall we stay out here, so we won't wake your friends?
It was news to me that our conversation was going to last that long. Apparently, Bill hadn't come over just to borrow a cup of blood. -- Charlaine Harris
There's no smarter politician out there than Bill Clinton. -- Ed Rollins
Former police chief of Houston once said of me: "Frank Abagnale could write a check on toilet paper, drawn on the Confederate States Treasury, sign it 'U.R. Hooked' and cash it at any bank in town, using a Hong Kong driver's license for identification. -- Frank W. Abagnale
Bill Cosby is a famous black guy who has a bully pulpit the size of the world; it's global. He puts his colossal foot on the vulnerable necks of poor people, and as a result of that, we don't have a balanced conversation. -- Michael Eric Dyson
see you here, lad; old Kaiser Bill couldn't frighten -- Elizabeth Elgin
numbers. William -- Evan Currie
I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one? -- Mitch Hedberg
Before he said I was too old for stories." "A person's never too old for stories, Bill. Man and boy, girl and woman, never too old. We live for them." "Do you say so?" "I do. -- Stephen King
Who could better motivate Bill Russell than Bill Russell? -- Red Auerbach
And on the other long side, completely alone, sat Becca's father.
The Guide.
"Call me Bill," he'd said.
Yeah, Gabriel had a few ideas of what to call him. -- Brigid Kemmerer
Bill Pearson is definitely a man to talk to, especially in the afternoon when he's had a couple of drinks because he's got so many stories and anecdotes. -- Duncan Jones
Billy not only had a distinguished career in the Legislature, but he also has great business instincts and has done exceedingly well making investment decisions in both stocks and private ventures such as real estate. -- Christie Hefner
That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president. -- Gore Vidal
I watched 'Kill Bill,' like, three times. -- Rita Ora
What does he stand for? -- James Carville
Bill Proxmire represents almost the last of one of America's most remarkable generations. -- Walter F. Mondale
When Bill Clinton was in town, he sent over a balanced budget. -- Chaka Fattah
I think by far the most important bill in our whole code is that for the diffusion of knowlege among the people. no other sure foundation can be devised for the preservation of freedom, and happiness. -- Thomas Jefferson
the commencement speaker. The billionaire founder -- Karen Blumenthal
Wuttaya say."
"Bill's inside," Lucille said. "Get me a drink, willya, Harry?"
"Sure. -- J.d. Salinger
pocket lizard licker. -- Anonymous
Of all the men, and ashamedly, that included Bill, David was the one who I felt in my core, as though I only existed as an extension of him. I wanted to fall just so he could catch me. -- Jessica Hawkins
Bill Nye the Science Guy -- Rick Riordan
Put on your rain-stuff, " Bill said, "or you'll wind up with the fluh-hu like me. Probably catch -- Stephen King
Bill Clinton may in fact be moving back into the White House. And coincidentally I'm thinking about moving back into my mother's house. -- David Letterman
Bill Clinton, Mr. Bob Dole, You too old to understand tha way tha game is told. -- Tupac Shakur
If the Treasury Department should not remove Hamilton from the $10 bill, what should they do? The answer is fairly simple: Replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill. -- Eric Schneiderman
I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus? -- Santino Marella
Bill eventually became Mr Tottenham Hotspur, and produced such a dazzling team at White Hart Lane that they won the double and played the game in a way that was an object lesson to everybody. -- Brian Clough
One of my favorite guys when I was young ... I've always loved Bill Cosby. I've always wanted to direct him in something. -- Faizon Love
Former President Bill Clinton is on the program tonight. He says that while his wife runs for president, he would like to stay out of the limelight. Well, he's certainly come to the right place. He'll be fine here. -- David Letterman
Bill Cosby is one of America's most successful black performers. -- Renee Montagne
Bills should be paid cheerfully, all money should be sent forth fearlessly and with a blessing. -- Florence Scovel Shinn
Kilgore Trout owned a parakeet named Bill. Like Dwayne Hoover, Trout was all alone at night, except for his pet. Trout, too, talked to his pet. But while Dwayne babbled to his Labrador retriever about love, Trout sneered and muttered to his parakeet about the end of the world. -- Kurt Vonnegut
I love what Joe Eszterhas written about Bill Clinton. It's hilarious, Clinton as a rock star, which is the way we should remember him. -- Chris Matthews
Bill and Ed did not look as bad as the other two, but they both had six or seven large gold rings in each ear, and this made them rattle when they walked. -- Alexander Mccall Smith
I paid my bill. Save your fucking pennies for a gun and a history book ... -- Vanessa Veselka
Memo to future presidents: Never stake your entire survival on the painful passing of a bad bill. Never take the country down the road to 'Demon Pass.' -- Peggy Noonan
