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Thunder rolled . . It rolled a six.
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Golf is a puzzle without an answer.
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Quoth the Raven," said a glitching voice from the phone.

"Nevermore," said the man.

"Then the game has started
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Do you know how to use a pool cue?" Paul asked her.
"To play pool or to fight?" she asked as Paul pulled the door open and Allan went in first. "Balls are my specialty.
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When you vote, you play Russian Roulette with a magazine fed pistol.
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Woe to he who checkmates his opponents at last, only to discover they have been playing cribbage.
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Common sense does not ask an impossible chessboard, but takes the one before it and plays the game.
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It's not that the Democrats are playing checkers and the Republicans are playing chess. It's that the Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse's office because once again they glued their balls to their thighs.
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My kitty cats could rely on my poker winnings.
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A winner is not declared,
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It's too hot out here. Let's go inside. I'll teach you how to properly enter a room based on who is already there, and whether they are sitting, standing, or eating." Aladdin groans. "I'm sick of playing prince. Let's pick pockets.
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Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check?
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This is a game that's going to play as long as you're playing it. It's never going to end. It'll go until I retire, and when the next person has the job, they'll be on it too.
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Chess is a game with simple rules and pieces, a small sixty-four-space board, but there are more possible chess games than there are atoms in the universe.
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Its time to role the dice.
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Attention everyone,we're having an earthquake drill at 11:02, 11:03, 11:04, 11:05, 11:06, and 11:07.
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Gambling houses are temples where the most sordid and turbulent passions contend; there no spectator can be indifferent. A card or a small square of ivory interests more than the loss of an empire, or the ruin of an unoffending group of infants, and their nearest relatives.
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30 November. My dustbin has been on its last legs for some time, and after the binmen have called this morning I find no trace of it. Never having heard of tautology, the binmen have put the dustbin in the dustbin.
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Chess is like war on a board
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Life is a game, you either win or loose but there is no draw
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When I see a spade I call it a spade.
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There is this amazing scene in the story: A boy and a girl, explaining the rules of Bingo, become the center of the Universe for Nazis in full regalia, including a gaga Adolf Hitler.
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch ...
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If you're in a card game and you can't figure out who the patsy is, you're it.
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...mention chess and most people's eyes glaze over. They think of two old geezers, one of whom has died but no one has noticed, in overstuff armchairs at the Diogenes Club.
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I've won Satan's lottery.
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As I look back, I see that life is like a game of solitaire and every once in a while there is a move.
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The die has been cast.
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Time to toss the dice
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Don't anybody mention ice skating; Grandmaw is too old and frail and it wouldn't be polite. Hilda, you suggest dominoes and we'll all chime in - Grandmaw likes dominoes. We'll go skating some other time. Okay, kids?" Jubal
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flooding the world with a bounty of Froot Loops, Lucky Charms, and Count Chocula.
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Patzer sees a check, gives a check.
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Odds bobs, hammer and tongs I'm burning.
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One day we'll sit and you'll lay it out on the table, neat like a solitaire deck, but now - why, you can't find all the cards.
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board. That made no
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Lottery was just a tax on people who weren't good at math.
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Let us take the air, in a tobacco trance,
Admire the moments
Discuss the late events,
Correct our watches by the public clocks.
Then sit for half an hour and drink our bocks.
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Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice.
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Rack your brains, that should only take a couple of seconds.
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A lottery is a taxation on all of the fools in creation.
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I play out the cards. They say: This is Heaven, this is Hell. It is one.
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There is no gambling like politics.
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Coin matching and finger flashing were among the first formal games to arise in the history of gambling. The class of Morra games extends back to the pre-Christian era, although not until comparatively recent times have game-theoretic solutions been derived.
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Cribbage, n. A substitute for conversation among those to whom nature has denied ideas.
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Night and day a picture of the showcase of the Lame Novelty Company and its gambling content would seem to appear before my eyes. Then I realized that I could not rest content and continue practising to become a magician until I knew what those gambling gimmicks in that showcase click.
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Human life very much resembles a game of chess: for, as in the latter, while a gamester is too attentive to secure himself very strongly on one side of the board, he is apt to leave an unguarded opening on the other, so doth it often happen in life.
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Thunder rolled ... It is said that the gods play games with the lives of men. But what games, and why, and the identities of the actual pawns, and what the game is, and what the rules are - who knows? Best not to speculate. Thunder rolled ... It rolled a six.
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crows going in flocks and wolves in packs, but the lion and the eagle are solitaires.
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Think of a number, any number." "Er, five," said the mattress. "Wrong," said Marvin. "You see?" The
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Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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Back pocket Richie took a flattened can which had once held Del Monte pineapple chunks. There was a ragged hole about two inches in diameter through
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They know they've won," Carter guessed. "They're making a show of it."
"Yes," Amos said.
"Well, let's blow up the boats or something!" I said.
Amos looked at me. "Is that your strategy, honestly?
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Loop me in, odd one.
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When the mouse laughs at the cat, there's a hole nearby.
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Easy, wild thing.
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Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?
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The beige linoleum floor turned into the ocean, crashed and crashed against Lotto's shins. He sat down. How swiftly things spun. Two minutes ago he'd been a kid, thinking about his nintendo system, worried about asymptotes and signs. Now he was, heavy, adult.
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Do you ever get tired of singing "I,I,I,I,I,I,I"?'Jerry asks me.
'I?'is the indignant reply.
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Can we just get on with this already?"(7).
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Chess is not dominoes
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Beep-beep, Richie,
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In life, unlike chess, the game continues after checkmate.
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cunt on the blackboard.
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Golf is a game in which you yell 'Fore!', shoot six, and write down five.
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Close but no cigar
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#Victory #Monopoly #I'mAwinner
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Hi Sandy, I won!
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The game's in the refrigerator, the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the Jell-O's jiggling,
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Who put the bomp in the bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp, who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?
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You never know what is waiting for you around the corner. You start the day with the fairest prospects, and before nightfall everything is as rocky and ding-basted as stig tossed full of doodlegammon.
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Took awhile, got the jokers out of the deck now, I'm holdin all the cards and niggas wanna play chess now
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Call it what you like,' said the Cat. 'Do you play croquet with the Queen to-day?' 'I should like it very much,' said Alice, 'but I haven't been invited yet.' 'You'll see me there,' said the Cat, and vanished.
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"Can you do Addition?" the White Queen said. "What's one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?" "I don't know," said Alice. "I lost count." "She can't do Addition," the Red Queen interrupted.
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You can win the lottery, but not an argument.
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Call me bored, but don't call me boring.
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Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.)
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The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in Heaven and Earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent.
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God plays scrabble!
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I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet.
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I miss, but I do hit the board, and all eight cans tumble to the ground as a result.
"I win," I tell him. "The goal was to knock down the cans, right? I knocked down all eight with one bullet. Can't beat that."
"I'm afraid that's not how it works, love.
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To that there is an answer.
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Johnnie Walker in the tea, Jim Beam in the coffee
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Since when do we even play games?"
"Since when don't we play games? Games of life, games of death. Games of love, of hope, of chance, of despair, and of all the myriad wonders in between."
I rolled my eyes at the newcomer. "Hello, Carter.
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That's all folks!
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He has thrown the dice, and our number has turned up!
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Were board games named board games because most of the time you played them when you were bored? Hmm.
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When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
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Bored is a four-letter word.
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Life is a rotten lottery.
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Tintin! Are you dead? Say yes or no but answer me!
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Category No. 3: Two aces with a low card.
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Let the pawns make their moves.
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When opportunity knocks a pessimist dials 911;
when opportunity knocks an optimist sets the table.
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This one looks good," said Chong over breakfast the next morning.
Benny read out loud from the paper. "'Pit Thrower.' What's that?"
"I don't know," Chong said with a mouth full of toast. "I think it has something to do with barbecuing."
It didn't.
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Baba dropped the stack of food stamps on her desk. "Thank you but I don't want," Baba said. "I work always. In Afghanistan I work, in America I work. Thank you very much, Mrs. Dobbins, but I don't like it free money." ... Baba walked out of the welfare office like a man cured of a tumor.
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She likes a rigged game.
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Victory will be ours!roared Joe Bob the Cannibal. "We will feast on your bones!"
I wanted to tell him he was taking the dodgeball game way too seriously,but before I could,he hefted another ball.
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Hey, boss, said Blackjack. Can we take a donut break? I wiped the sweat off my brow. "I wish, big guy, but the fight's still going on." In fact, I could hear it getting closer. My friends needed help. I jumped on Blackjack and we flew north toward the sound of explosions. FIFTEEN
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I'd call you a genius, but I'm in the room.