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I am Woman, here me roar ... of is that my vacuum cleaner? -- Liz Carpenter
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You love the way air moves. And now I can no longer breathe. -- Pleasefindthis
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I find vacuuming very therapeutic. I like the lines it makes on the carpet. -- Christine Taylor
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I've just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it! -- Myrtle Reed
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I tried to freshen up a room, so I held a Certs in front of a fan. -- Mitch Hedberg
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What you need is a good Hoovering. -- J. Edgar Hoover
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I find vacuuming very therapeutic, but I hate ironing. I usually have no shirt on while ironing, because I'm ironing it, and I end up burning my chest. -- Warwick Davis
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My hair is capable of doing a lot of different things. -- Prince
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A hairbrush.
Khalil died over a fucking hairbrush. -- Angie Thomas
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Ride the air In whirlwind. -- John Milton
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I never underestimate the power of hot rollers for your hair and eyelash curlers for your eyelashes. -- Busy Philipps
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Hair is an issue for most women, and after washing, blow-drying, flat-ironing, curling, braiding, twisting and spending the time and money on it, who wants to mess it up by sweating and having to do it all over again? -- Nicole Ari Parker
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My hair was slicked down with a part. But that was before I discovered the blow-dryer. Now I'm fabulous. -- Barry Manilow
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When you blow away the foam, you get down to the real stuff. -- T. Boone Pickens
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I personally subscribe to the belief that normal is just a setting on the dryer. -- Jodi Picoult
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A single three-bladed fan turned slowly in the centre of the ceiling, barely disturbing the scorching air which filled the small prefabricated hut like an oven... -- Kevin Cowdall
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When I do yoga, it gets all sweaty, and the best thing for dried up hair isn't shampoo, it's sweat. -- Wayne Coyne
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Persinette, let down your hair. -- Charlotte-Rose De Caumont De La Force
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I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan. -- Oliver Herford
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Gently I stir a white feather fan,
With open shirt sitting in a green wood.
I take off my cap and hang it on a jutting stone;
A wind from the pine-tree trickles on my bare head. -- Li Bai
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. -- Roseanne Barr
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You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils
as far as they will go. Then you sniff talcum powder while shredding
hundred dollar bills. -- Herb Caen
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The things I've bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair. -- David Sedaris
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I try to always have a hair cut that I don't have to style every day, so I'll usually just let my hair air dry. -- Allison Williams
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Washing, this modern behind the ears nonsense. -- A.a. Milne
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If I had one wish, it would be for self-drying pants. Wait
no! Unlimited wishes! How do I return these stupid pants?! -- Stephen Colbert
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Air. Air is really, really awesome. -- Brandon Sanderson
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Yo, Dekko, who do I gotta blow around here to get a shower? -- Kresley Cole
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Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved. -- Mitch Hedberg
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The air conditioning in Lamborghinis used to be an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw. -- Jeremy Clarkson
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Covering the essentials, and holds out a larger fluffy white towel -- E.l. James
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Be able to blow out a dinner candle without sending wax flying across the table. -- Marilyn Vos Savant
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Thank you ... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot. -- Jimmy Fallon
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I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don't like you and that's all there is to it. -- Jack Dee
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Mother's electric blanket broke, & I have 'mended' it, so she may be practising suttee involuntarily before long. -- Philip Larkin
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Be someone's security blanket when theirs is in the wash. -- Richelle E. Goodrich
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To hell with a fan when the wind is blowing. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. -- Len Deighton
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My hair curls like a yeti's pubes in this humidity - I'm starting to figure out why product was invented! -- Amy Lane
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Fans are essential in the California heat. The ones with movement keep the air flow active - I need that. -- Chuck Inglish
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You smell good, too," said Patch
It's called a shower." I was staring straight ahead. When he didn't answer, I turned sideways. "Soap. Shampoo. Hot water."
Naked. I know the drill. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
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What business have I with this pipe? This thing that is meant for sereneness, to send up mild white vapors among mild white hairs, not among torn iron-grey locks like mine. I'll smoke no more. -- Herman Melville
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Turn the fan off when I'm talking. It not only makes my words colder, but it distorts and dilutes what I'm saying. -- Jarod Kintz
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I wish my nose would blow me for once. -- Brian Celio
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Room service. You like me fluff pillow? -- Triple H
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I think my best friend is dry shampoo and dry texturizer spray. -- Rachel Platten
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The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance. -- Rich Hall
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Electricity, the peril the wind sings to in the wires on a gray day. -- Janet Frame
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A refrigerator runs by converting the dust behind it into a peculiar mutant, reptilian substance. -- Colin Mcenroe
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is it good if a vacume really sucks? -- Steven Wright
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I don't know how to use appliances. I mean, I use the coffee maker. But that's it. -- Peter Eisenman
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When I was a kid, my mom used to run the vacuum cleaner, and the noise would bother me so much that I would run into the woods to calm down. I feel like that vacuum cleaner has been on since I moved to New York City. -- Steve Burns
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When not working, I use a lot of treatments; from ancient casero - honey, avocado, stuff like that - other times, I buy ones you leave on for a few minutes. I don't blow dry my hair ever unless for work; I'd rather go for the natural look. -- Kate Del Castillo
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Earlier this year I had my hair feng-shuied. -- Jerry Hall
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I love to vacuum. There's just something so satisfying about hearing detritus sucked up into a vacuum. Sand makes such a great sound when being vacuumed off a hardwood floor. -- Rachel Nichols
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To make lashes curl better, take a hair dryer to your eyelash curler for one or two seconds before using it. -- Isla Fisher
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hoped she did not bear a striking resemblance to a wad of dryer lint that had been struck by lightning. The look was adorable on a dust bunny, but her own hair standing on end would not make a good impression on clients. -- Jayne Castle
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A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster. -- Jeremy Clarkson
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Why after the dust settles, someone has to come by and blow at it, stirring it up into the air again? -- Anthony Liccione
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I've been patiently waiting to blow! -- Curtis Jackson
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I can feel a cool breeze. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
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Experiencing differences is crucial to the human condition. Especially when that difference is over the head, blower powder. -- Ernest Hemingway,
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Just for fun I flew in huge banking arcs, taking deep breaths, enjoying the feel of my newly weightless hair. The stylist had called it "wind tossed."
If only she knew. -- James Patterson
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I like to hang out clothes on windy days. Sometimes that's all I feel like. A sheet on a line. -- Stephen King
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The last time someone dried my hair for me was in sixth grade, when i broke my arm." "How did you break it?" "I fell out of a tree." "You fell out of a tree?" "I think there was a boy and a dare involved." "Ah. -- Tammara Webber
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Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple -- Gene Wilder
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I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -- Steven Wright
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Relax, Recharge,
Renew, Restored. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
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The motor hums away outside, and the cold air is forced through narrow tubing that enters through a small -- Drew Boyd
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At home, my mother dabbed at her brow with a wet flannel she kept in the fridge for that purpose. -- Peter Goldsworthy
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Who am I to blow against the wind? -- Paul Simon
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Father's snoring grows to sound increasingly like a vacuum cleaner in heat. -- Margaret Halsey
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They'd given me a blowtorch. Idiots. -- Laura Thalassa
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Vibration is always good. Sitting on top of the washing machine thats going. -- Gillian Anderson
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I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead. -- David Sedaris
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Don't confound static electricity with ecstatic eccentricity. One will leave your hair up, the other will live up in the air! -- Ana Claudia Antunes
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In summers, after 1 hour of extreme gaming you can use your laptop to iron your shirt. -- Neetesh Dixit
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I drive an electric car. -- David Duchovny
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Some ladies got the shower massager. Oh, man, you better buy her a diamond 'cause if she got a shower massager, she don't really need you anymore. That shower massager makes a woman shake like a car on bad gas going up a hill. -- Jay Mohr
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I used to be a hairdresser. -- Dee Dee Ramone
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Now, this one might be a little stringy, but then again, it's fiddle player."
That isn't fiddle player, it's piccolo player."
How can you tell?"
It's PIPING hot!"
Then blow on it first! -- Stephen Sondheim
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Dear wife, I'm sorry that I am mysteriously incapable of folding clean laundry, but I iron, oh, I iron. Sweetheart, I'll make your white shirt so crisp and sharp that it will split atoms as you walk. -- Sherman Alexie
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My hair-- bob it! -- F Scott Fitzgerald
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I may have a feather duster down my pants. -- Johnny Depp
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Whatever it is, it's better in the wind. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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No machine can wind a better sounding or tighter wind than a well trained person, -- Leo Fender
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Dear family,

I am drafting a new laundry protocol for better and more considerate usage of the washing machine -- Koh Choon Hwee
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Who was blowing on the nape of my neck. -- David Mitchell
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Have you ever heard of anybody buying a vacuum cleaner at a vacuum cleaner store?" "One of the unsolved mysteries of the universe," Packard adds. -- Carolyn Crane
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One the stuff hits the fan ... swirl a pair of (Chinese) stress balls. -- Shade Aura Melanson
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I take my hair, and I just play with it. I'll just take my hand, I'll mess with the front, and then I'll just pat it on the back, and that's it. I promise you, I don't use hair spray, I don't go crazy with products. I just wake up, flip it, and boom, I go bowling. -- Blake Jenner
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Each time a breeze starts, I feel the air all the way through me. -- Nina Lacour
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This mystery of use without consumption, of warmth without combustion, seems like magic, but was merely an ingenious application of the art now happily lost but carried to great perfection by your ancestors, of shifting the burden of one's support on the shoulders of others. -- Edward Bellamy
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Told you. Everything sounds better in the car wash. -- Sarah Dessen
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Electric cars are really very cool. Air-source heat pumps are great. -- David J. C. Mackay
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My hairstylist taught me a trick for my hair. You section off your hair and put them up in these crazy little knots and then it looks like you curled your hair. It's saved me so much time 'cause on the road you don't have time or plugs to plug your curling iron in. -- Sara Bareilles
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Gadgets - our houses are filled with them: ones we need, ones we think we need, and others that were a good idea at the time, but have never made it out of their boxes. -- Sheherazade Goldsmith
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The coolness of the wall mirror. He -- Colin Dexter
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite. -- Tommy Cooper
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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents. -- Billiam Coronel