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They said later that Mrs. Merriweather was putting her all into the grand finale, that she had crooned, "Po-ork," with a confidence born of pine trees and butterbeans entering on cue. She waited a few seconds, then called, "Po-ork?" When nothing materialized, she yelled, "Pork!
Las Vegas, Nevada: A city where oddities don't make you lame, But instead bring you riches and fortune and fame.
I'm very happy with how Jaleo in Las Vegas came together.
Project Runway, chocolate and margaritas and suddenly all is right with the world
We'd go out in Larry's hippie van and drive out all around Dallas. He loved Chinese food, he'd go in and say. Remember me Major Nelson, me and my friends here are making this show called Dallas, have you got a table for us? It would work every time.
'The Judy Show' would be the name of my TV show if I had one, but I don't.
All about my riches/ My name should be Richard
I don't have a show anymore. I don't have a check coming in every week. This is important to me, I got to score a million tonight or it could all be over.
'Napoleon Dynamite' blew up my career.
I'm a firm believer in the hustle game.
I was on the train from London to Paris, and all of a sudden it just popped into my head: I'm going to do the Don Loper fashion show from 'I Love Lucy.'
Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?
Sweet potato fries
The time-honored bread-sauce of the happy ending.
All around me were the noise of the crazy gold-coast city. And this was my Hollywood career - this was my last night in Hollywood, and I was spreading mustard on my lap in back of a parking-lot john.
Enchiladas! Grover said. I wasn't sure where that came from, but it didn't seem to help much.
I'm from the Delbert Home for the Unusual.
The Reagan years really were a bonanza for the rich; you didn't imagine that.
Also at the top of the list was my three day appearance on 'Press Your Luck'. In addition to the intense competition of each of those games, it slowly started to dawn on me in the minutes between tapings that I was winning some serious money.
Bellport. A podium.
Esperanza means hope in Spanish.
Night and day a picture of the showcase of the Lame Novelty Company and its gambling content would seem to appear before my eyes. Then I realized that I could not rest content and continue practising to become a magician until I knew what those gambling gimmicks in that showcase click.
We were offered 100 'Sgt. Pepper' shows in Las Vegas with a huge back-end.
Avarice, the spur of industry.
She's no flibberti-gibberti mamzell, but a whir-stir-get-lost-sir bundla dynamite!
Dominic Chocolate!!!
Who wants to be a millionaire? And go to ev'ry swell affair?
My Mozart career began as a teenager in Los Angeles, singing arias from 'Le Nozze di Figaro' and 'Don Giovanni.'
What is home without Plumtree's Potted Meat? Incomplete.
I sent Hal and Rafael to keep an eye on you, and I went to check on a commercial account in Whitehorse. Rafael called to tell me Lula went in with a rocket launcher, so I skipped Whitehorse. I pulled into the lot seconds before you destroyed Billings Foods.
You know how I came up with the name 'Road to the Super Bowl?' It's an homage to the old Bob Hope - Bing Crosby buddy movies - you know, like 'Road to Zanzibar' or 'Road to Morocco.' Can you tell? All I've done my whole life is go to movies.
ONE FOR THE MONEY
I had just won the lawsuit against Melrose Place.
Anna anna bo banna, banana fanna fo fanna, me my mo manna ... Anna."
"Chuck! Do Chuck!
I see the rodeo's in town again.
This was great fun and a nice paycheck and then, as these things happen, the show was canceled.
Bill Campbell: "It's not about the money."
Ben Horowitz: "What's it about, Bill?"
Bill: "It's about the FUCKING money.
In a few years the firm effort of Blazing Night combined with her tedious works on the net was changing the world. She had designed and established the biggest ever, the multi-trillion charitable company: Panhandlers Inc.
The first thing I did with the prize money was to buy a paddy field for Apa. He would no longer be a landless farmer in an agricultural society.
panchitos, blacks,
vanilla with a twist.
Bagby Hot Springs.
The rise and fall of Tony Montana, and what a way to go out.
They own a shop of exotic jam.
Get into the Carmichael car, Michael Carmichael ... get into the Carmichael car, Michael Carmichael.
the best choice we have on the menu tonight.
There is significant evidence, however, that Bonin was in the grip of what's known as "cognitive tunneling" - a mental glitch that sometimes occurs when our brains are forced to transition abruptly from relaxed automation to panicked attention.
I still remember "the mighty Cros" visiting the ranch in his van. That van was a rolling laboratory that made Jack Casady's briefcase look like chicken feed. Forget I said that! Was my mic on?
Opportunity is the great bawd.
Richie Beirach Trio
I spend my days watching soap operas, eating bonbons and plotting society's downfall.
up mimosas and croissants at Billy's. No, no. In the Lowcountry it's got gravy on it - the
High-pitched squeal like a beauty pageant contestant found best in show, Oprah audience member given a new Chevy, rookie actress surprised with an unlikely Oscar.
Rewards, my tender pigpiss.
I am the triple owner of the world, the finest Turkey, the Lorelei, Germania and Helvetia of exclusively sweet butter and Naples, and I must supply the whole world with macaroni.
You can never get enough of 'Jeopardy.'
Everybody is afraid they won't have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
There's an entirely new world opening up for you right now. A dangerous and occasionally sickening and cruel world, but a world filled with Cajun bounty hunters and lively conversation about peanut butter." "You do make it sound so glamorous, what with the peanut butter and all.
I didn't know the odds were so stacked against me. I went for TV shows and never got them. But I kept glued to the pursuit. I was the biggest fool in town, but ultimately I was the biggest fool in town with a job.
Brownsville, having missed their road and wandered in the
Rosie Germaine Mole.
LOTTERY TICKET: a voluntary tax paid by people who are extremely bad at math.
Clay Blaisdell Western
The taxi sped down the dirt road, spitting dust clouds into the bright afternoon sunshine. When it stopped in front of a sprawling ranch house surrounded by majestic mountains, Gabriella Gibson caught her breath. Never in her wildest dreams had she imagined she'd end up on a cattle ranch.
Auntie Anne's is a modern-day business miracle that never should have happened.
People ask me, Jimmy, howd you get here tonight. Lets just say it involved a two-hour make-out session with Elaine Stritch. It got pretty heavy actually, I almost had to host.
The whore, who said her name was Sandra, offered me delights unobtainable outside of Place Pigalle and Port Said. I said I wasn't interested, and she was bright enough to say that she wasn't really interested either. As things turned out, we had both overestimated our apathies, but not by much.
I used to be in the real estate business, and I have three areas of interest: Chickamauga Lock, Chickamauga Lock, and Chickamauga Lock.
That's ended, that's over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought, I'm a show-business ho already, so I might as well be a real ho.
Diesel was smiling at Grandma. "You blew through almost two hundred thousand and you were playing dollar slots? That's impressive." "Especially since some of that time I was winning," Grandma said. "Twelve dollars?" "Yep. I was on a roll.
I talked to Larry the Cable Guy the other day. Larry's made more money than 10 people should ever make in a lifetime. He was excited because he'd gone over to the livestock auction and bought 20 new feeder pigs.
The Price Is Right for Morons.
Bookbag, Pocketshoe.
I went through some tough years when I first moved to Los Angeles, and 'The Riches' was my first major success.
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
The whole enchilada, kid.
I was a waiter before 'The Office,' so to me, this was a winning lottery ticket. Everything about my life has changed.
My names John Bonham, I'm a drummer and I'm potty about cars.
Subject: Not a chance
Missy,
I accept your challenge, and may I remind you, that if you want me to leave you alone, there is that little bet we have going. Win it, and I'm gone.
Impatiently (and nakedly) yours,
Mr. Hunter Aaron Zaccadelli, esquire.
P.S. Bring it on.
And boom goes the dynamite.
ORANGE MARMALADE',
I have a hit TV show.
Ordering pizza and jamming out with the contestants in our hotels and traveling the country together brought me so much joy.
Look at you, locked and loaded, like Mae West of the Motor City.
SANE ASYLUM Ed Shank
money I could hardly think of it. "Go on, take it.
Bounty hunters these days - because everything is so sophisticated with computers and surveillance, it doesn't have to be a one-man-army-type guy who goes in and kicks a door down.
Desserts. I ordered banoffee pie.
Ben & Jerry's Lifestyle: Lots of options, exciting flavors and never repeating a scoop.
Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream
Shenanigans is a financial model on the catwalk.
BET, I'll never, never, ever forget them for this wonderful blessing they gave to me, to be on the 10th annual BET awards for my comeback.
I got to wear pancake makeup because you know I'm a show biz professional and they all wear pancake makeup. I got to drink free cokes!
They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!
Cheeseburger in paradise!
I've got the brains, you've got the looks, let's make lots of money
Crazy loves company, Sir Clay.
I have ten bucks in my pocket - what to spend it on? French fries - ten dollars' worth of french fries, ultimate fantasy.
Janelle, you're my home.
One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.