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I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?
I'm a smoker, my name is Snoop Dogg, and I'm a stoner.
What are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?
I like smoking pot, but I'm not the kind of guy who smokes every day.
I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it.
I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different
I smoke pot when I work. I take a couple of tokes before I start. It just loosens you up.
You know, in college, I smoked a little pot, did a little blow.
To be sociable, I puffed on a marijuana cigarette, but I didn't inhale ... I just hate the idea of drawing smoke into my lungs.
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarettes ever.
I smoke a brown pipe like the breast of a little negress.
Dauna inhaled a deep drag from her happy cigarette. (Yes, her cig was happy. Fuck'n euphoric.) Smoke swirled over her tongue." - Shark Fin Soup 2015
Hey,hey,hey. Smoke weed everyday
I don't need anything to get high. I'm high on life.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Hough I have to say nothing beats Type O mixed with a little cannabis." A muscle worked in David's jaw. "You're stoned?"
"Not Really," I said. "Though I do have a strange craving for pizza. Extra garlic.
Without sounding arrogant, A Crafty Cigarette is keeping the spirit of The Jam alive, self-belief, being imaginative and having Mod sensibilities
gin daisy, which
I smoke pot because I want to go to heaven before I die
I smoke pot every day, and I love it!
This blessed gift of smoking!
I didn't even try it but the feeling that I got from being slightly high was so nice, I was so relaxed and happy and horny. Tomorrow Claude will be coming to my house, we will bake weed brownies on mugs, order pizza and have sex all the afternoon.
I smoked pot in college and in the Army ...
I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.
The art school babe quotes William Blake as she rolls a joint, then I think that I'll score.
And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya ... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it all at once, I just do a little bit at a time, and I uh, I used to take acid but I quit around 1971.
I am a cigarette with a body attached to it
He smoked so much marijuana that his hair smelled like a cupboard crammed with oregano;
Porter it was that fattened people in my own fami ly, and it would be a hard thing not to drink porter with every other decent man, and maybe stand fi l ling your pipe with your back to the counte r , and maybe talk of the time you were in j a i l in England
I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
My first joint I smoked onstage in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I smoked my first joint live.
Let us take the air, in a tobacco trance,
Admire the moments
Discuss the late events,
Correct our watches by the public clocks.
Then sit for half an hour and drink our bocks.
I'd always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to lager and speed, and I drifted into heroin because as a kid growing up everybody told me, 'don't smoke marijuana, it will kill you'.
A token of bathroom stoner etiquette.
Marijuana, for me in particular, releases my creative juices. It doesn't work well for performing, but for creating nothing works better.
I used to smoke marijuana, but that was when I was in college,
before it was a drug.
Me and my brother, Illa Noyz. We was smoking weed. A ton of weed. I had a friend who at the time sold weed, and it was just there. And we just smoke and smoke. I think we had about ... and remember, this is back in the day, this might have been when niggas were still smoking White Owls.
We smoked a lot of cloves.
He shook two cigarettes from a crushed paper
Good strong thick stupefying incense-smoke!
When there is nothing else to say, I go for a smoke
wankers snorting
My first thought was always a cigarette. It still is, but I haven't cheated.
I've been smokin' ever since I was two.
We were just drinking some joint juice earlier.
Her daughter had given her a puff of a marijuana cigarette once, but after all the hot pads on the counter started walking toward her, she got scared and never tried it again. So dope was out.
I be getting high just to balance out the lows.
The rabbit is one of the few animals that (de facto) enjoys screwing: after copulating it does a backward flip and drums on the ground. If it could light up a fag, it would no doubt do that too, and blow smoke rings into the sky.
I have a reputation for giving unpopular answers at Democratic debates. I never used marijuana. Sorry!
I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing?
I wish drink did the trick, I really do. People in bars look like they're having a wonderful time, and people at parties laugh a lot more after drinking. But, like several other women in my family, I don't tolerate alcohol well, so marijuana is my inebriant of choice.
When I first tried out some hash, smoked some then. And I'll do it again, if only I had some cash.
Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: addiction.
I'm sure a lot of you have tripped out on alcohol. It's a lot safer to do it on marijuana
Marijuana is an addictive drug which produces in its users insanity, criminality, and death.
The importation and sale of marijuana is condemned and punished as a serious crime, but we accept as legitimate the manufacture and sale of an infinitely more addictive and deadly drug: the nicotine in cigarettes that cost the lives of 390,000 American citizens last year.
What business have I with this pipe? This thing that is meant for sereneness, to send up mild white vapors among mild white hairs, not among torn iron-grey locks like mine. I'll smoke no more.
I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm telling a lot of jokes about it.
Long as me and my team in here,
There's gon' be some weed in the air!
SHIT, OR GET OFF THE POT
I actually don't smoke weed, but I've played a lot of stoners - especially with Seth Rogen.
Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!
Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.
Whatever you want - nonalcoholic, of course.
I smoked for many years like a total idiot.
Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.
A candle can bring light to a dungeon but it can also be used to light a deadly marijuana cigarette.
Sometimes the fridge is empty. Sometimes you run out of booze. Sometimes a guy hits you for no reason. Sometimes life doesn't seem worth living. Sometimes you hate yourself. But there's never a time when you don't enjoy a smoke.
Good God! I'm out of tobacco.
Pot always just made me sleepy.
my brother's cognac and tobacco talk
Boning is a pain, but it makes such a majestic chicken.
Marijuana addiction is a serious problem
Why do you want to put more smoke inside of you?
Weed etiquette rule - whoever rolls the joint, gets the first hit.
When I couldn't get ahold of cigarettes, I'd roll coffee grounds into typing paper and smoke that and then vomit.
Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination.
This is one night I wish I smoked and drank.
I'm surprised when people who don't usually smoke weed are into edibles. I can't believe that.
To endure the pain of living, we all drug ourselves more or less with gin, with literature, with superstitions, with romance, with idealism, political, sentimental, and moral, with every possible preparation of that universal hashish: imagination.
I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years.
Reef lit a hemp-and-tobacco cigarette and reviewed his situation, while around him infectious melodies and rhythms went on refashioning the night.
a cloudy cocktail called Smoke, made by mixing water and fuel alcohol. Smoke joints were tucked into the back of paint stores, drugstores, and markets, among the dry goods and the stacked cans.
I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.
I weed on a spider
Laughing and Love. They are both drugs.
I do like to smoke pot. I think it's good.
I smoke blunt to take the pain out and if I wasn't high I'd probably blow my brains out.
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
Mexican marijuana, which he called the schoolboy's consolation.
If I got a flight to catch and I just bought a half o-z, I'll smoke it all - I can't get weed on a plane, 'cause I've been red-flagged.
A pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.
Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
Marijuana brownies are amazing. Very simple to make, too. Just get some Duncan Hines brownie mix and cook the weed right in there. Drop it right in with the butter. I don't know who came up with this idea first, but it's sheer genius.
It's an accompaniment to life. It's not something that I do to rap; I smoke when I open my eyes ... I don't know any other feeling.
A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.
I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it.
Stubbed it out in the ashtray she had been using before, for her equally
We smoked the way other American families would have wine with dinner. For us, it was our sacrament. It was something that made a great life sweeter in every possible way,