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He smoked so much marijuana that his hair smelled like a cupboard crammed with oregano;
The constable lit the bong and lost himself in the scuba bubbles of sweet comforting smoke.
I was snorting a lot of cocaine and I had lost myself to a great degree. A lot of people, everybody was starting to realize what the coke was all about and they were all starting to get lost.
I was bored. Sad. Lonely. It was only a matter of time before I cracked.
I got run over by a bug-eyed dummy, I guess.
Tapped himself on the forehead and then tapped the table.
Heart thumped from
Knocked the architecture right out of his legs.
Only one word described this situation. It was "F'd." Right? But I can't say that word. People who use that word in all its four-letter glory are nothing but common beggars.
You simply collapsed, sir. In layman's terms, your body revoked its permission for you to continue heaping abuse upon it.
It was the Trashcan Man," Stan said. "He went hogwild. Jesus Christ only knows what else he's wired up to explode out here.
He shook two cigarettes from a crushed paper
Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.
I broke into shakespeare's tomb and stole his remains, grinded the bones, smoked it, then got in the game
Balloons, all blown up. How, where and why he got
Bored .... nearly to death
Utterly, irrevocably, lost
A week after my drugs ran out, I left my bed to perform at the college, deciding at the last minute to skip both the doughnut toss and the march of the headless plush toys. Instead, I just heated up a skillet of plastic soldiers, poured a milkshake over my head and called it a night.
I was hot and I knew it and it went to my head.
I'm drunk-nonsensical tired out.
Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
You came, you saw, you burned everything to the ground.
I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude.
died. But he couldn't take theDied-- Sandra Brown
I played the wrong wrong notes.
was working the cold up
I may have smoked too much weed, but I wasn't taking drugs or anything.
pick pocketed your own pocket
woke up screaming fuck the world
Inhaled. The way you would a peach, when you can't get enough of the smell and you want more.
I bashed myself. I cut myself. I caught on fire. I fell: I had been myopically focused on peeling garlic, and hadn't noticed a bin of beef at my feet until I walked into it.
I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.
discombobulated around
I came, I saw, I blew chunks.
drunk right now, Amfortas suspected, or high on amphetamine,
I was struck to my heart and through my heart, knocked clean out of my ordinary life.
Now that I've been thoroughly mind f--ked, I need a cigarette..
Jameson: I just nailed you
Lexa: Strange. I didn't feel a thing.
Jameson: I just EMAILED you. I swear to GOD I typed emailed and my phone changed it
Lexa: Sure you did
Breath and caught the
Pushed forward. A flying elbow struck his cheekbone just below his
I was hiding out from the celebrity thing, I was smoking way too much dope, I was sitting on the couch, and just turning into a doughnut, and I really got irritated with myself.
The medical term for that is dead. Gee, Magnus, what did it feel like? It hurt. A lot. Thanks for asking.
I hate you," Andrew said casually. He took a last long drag from his cigarette and flicked it off the roof. "You were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs."
"I'm not a hallucination," Neil said, nonplussed.
"You are a pipe dream," Andrew said.
My total sellout to LSD, marijuana, and hashish, and to sex with virtually any attractive man, landed me in the hospital for four months. I was half dead from gonorrhea and a complete physical breakdown.
I was knocked out by the show, Chicago.
High. The stone around his neck flamed
A hit, a very palpable hit.
You were sizzling, like sausages in a frying pan.
I kept getting high to kill my shame at the fact that I kept getting high.
mashed into a casserole of wreckage that still smoked and burned.
I stepped outside to smoke a J and when I came back to the room, everybody just seemed to move.
Me and my brother, Illa Noyz. We was smoking weed. A ton of weed. I had a friend who at the time sold weed, and it was just there. And we just smoke and smoke. I think we had about ... and remember, this is back in the day, this might have been when niggas were still smoking White Owls.
Hopped up out the bed / Turn my swag on
Moth to a flame. Somehow we both got burnt.
Unexpectedly, it was from Adrian. How r u feeling after last night? Been worried about u.
Something unspeakable left the room.
Upped but mentally disjointed.
We fucked a flame into being.
Life simply blew through her.
just walked away.Walked-- Lora Leigh
My life spontaneously combusted...
Before the next minute had passed, they had all fallen to the ground. Just like that. As though someone had reached inside and turned off a switch.
"What happened?" Matt asked, gasping.
I went from one person to the next, trying to wake them up, but they were all dead, wrote Daft Donald.
Seth lay on a sofa. His large dirty work boots were defiantly planted on the sofa cushion, all his energy focused on smoking a cigarette, as if it were a job.
His fatigued brain slid out from under him.
Mugged by my own mother.
I shook up the world.
Catatonic in the middle of the living room while
I was blown up while we were eating cheese.
Overstimulated. Light, sound, touch, all had been amped up. He closed his eyes to shut out the excess information and tried to get his senses to slow down.
Throat, and pulled the trigger. Then
jumped when the second gunshot fired. Fueled
I was taken down by a bench.
higher and kicked him.
In the embrace's release I caught the scent again. Unmistakable. Marijuana. These homos were high as kites.
He had a dream and it shot him.
on my rump and pushed me
Man I'm high off life. Fuck it, I'm WASTED
engine, picked up the pages, ripped off the rubber band, and
I was struck all on a heap.
I swung my head around and
I drank my liver out.
He blew his mind out in a caaaar.
Parenting fucked you up.
I just got gang-egged, or egg-banged or something.
Sheriff Toots Burns.
Fraking phenomenal.
Is it me, or did we just stop in the median and the driver got out?" Larry asks.
"He has to go peewee," Jade informs us.
"Good to know I'm not demented," Larry remarks. "Merely imperiled.
It was a fluke. But then, life is.
The answer came to me as I was boning a quail...
The situation collapsed completely at dinner one September evening. Perhaps it was the full moon that drove me to madness, or the gnawing, relentless emptiness of my heart. Whatever the trigger, the powder had been well packed, and my explosion, though shocking, was not altogether unexpected.
Highest marks of the day. And don't ever do it again.
over the items and he tied
I was sprawled out in my usual position on the couch, half asleep but entirely drunk, torturing myself by tearing memories out of my mind at random like matches from a book, striking them one at a time and drowsily setting myself on fire.
What in cat hell just happened?
my brain started misbehaving, and
pulled out a blue bandanna,
Doing the smoker's comedy act: he hunted automatically for an ashtray, didn't find one, tipped his ashes into the palm of his hand, ...
I fell asleep dreaming and woke up alive
Questions: How did this happen? How did I get here?
He felt sandbagged. Doomsday, Armageddon. Booze begets instant misconduct and regret. He walked to the couch and fell down.
Some people really trip on success or popularity. My friends would talk to me about that, about tripping on all this stuff, but you know what I tripped on? I started buying property.