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Bowling has the problem of wildly differing methods so that placing Wasim Akram against Bishan Bedi is rather like hanging a Rembrandt next to a Picasso and trying to produce a valid comparison. -- Patrick Ferriday
I don't know how to bowl."
"Right, that's a problem, since this place really screams 'professional bowling,'" Silas snips back, rolling his eyes. -- Jackson Pearce
Where did you get that candy again?" Leven asked, worried.
"The pile said 'flavored'," Clover answered back, his face a chocolatey mess.
"Flavored?" Leven said exasperated. "Are you sure?"
"Yes," Clover argued. "F-l-a-w-e-d
flavored. -- Obert Skye
Adjective salad is delicious, with each element contributing its individual and unique flavor; but a puree of adjective soup tastes yecchy. -- William Safire
I dropped a word from the string of negative adjectives that had trailed behind me like tin cans behind the village idiot. Unappreciated, unloved, unmarried. But no longer unpublished. -- Francine Prose
Words cannot express how pissed off I am. I am going to have to invent a new word to explain how angry I am. Karflagled. I am so karflagled off at you right now!" "See, -- C.t. Phipps
A bowl. Like I'm a dog. -- Amy Ewing
My crotch is like scrambled eggs -- A. J. Mclean
And you call yourselves a bowling alley? -- Woody Harrelson
The game minus slow bowling is like bread without butter or, even worse, French cuisine without the sauces. -- Trevor Bailey
Repooping is the purest form of pooping -- Johannes Rand, Magnificent Ruin
They call me Tater Salad -- Ron White
Flushed with the explosive shit of a sumo wrestler who ate Mexican food. -- Hillary Frank
She suddenly felt herself gasping for air, as if she'd momentarily forgotten how to breathe. She rocked back in her chair and nearly fell over, then slumped against the green-covered table. The bowl fell from her fingers, shattering at her feet, broken glass scattering everywhere. -- Joe Derouen
When you catch an adjective, kill it. -- Mark Twain
Bleesed is the person whose mind is ever at peace never diprssed never disappointed. -- Kishore Bansal
Whacked away under the desk like hail on a barn roof. -- Dennis Vickers
No, no. I have been practicing ... I bowled a 129. It's like
it was like Special Olympics, or something."
making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 -- Barack Obama
One misspoken word and the world will no longer know you.
Mark Andrew Ramsay -- Brendan Carroll
It was obvious that the woman was trying to turn over a new leaf, so we bought all her bowls. I got a gigantic stoneware one with a flat bottom, like you'd use if you were making bread for the whole army, and I knew I would have to change my whole life to have a use for this bowl. -- Debby Bull
I'm officially whelmed -- Robin
Off, end this lies it's not awesome. Please take this crap, second very clever and smart, but I want to add suffix (-ass), it's very suitable, isn't it? -- Deyth Banger
I was a little, skinny, runt kid, and I decided that bowling was what I was going to do in life. -- Don Johnson
Through football, the incongruous became congruous. -- Amy Lawrence
I've been shucked and gone to heaven. -- James Dashner
I have always hated bowling, and I don't mind admitting it. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Just give it everything you've got and bowl as fast as possible. -- Imran Khan
You can't ride home on a bowl of goat. -- Ron White
People say I'm henpecked. Well, let them say it. -- Gordie Howe
Atomize and refigure the word. -- Christopher H. Sartisohn
Upped but mentally disjointed. -- Beatrice Sparks
What's wrong?"
I didn't say a word."
Something's up. What is it?"
Nothing."
His head turned, gaze going to mine. "Yeah?"
Yes."
A snort and he returned to his bowl ... -- Kelley Armstrong
Have hot, wild sex with a friend. Then go out and do something stupid, like bowl, afterwards. -- Perry Brass
"You don't have to be in shape to bowl. It's the only sport where there's a way to signal for a cocktail waitress." -- Robin Roberts
Bowls have become network-owned, commercial enterprises, in some cases, pitting average teams in money-losing bowls for the benefit of a few. -- Charles E. Young
Your mother didn't give birth to you," I told hint, "but farted you out of her shrivelled arsehole."
"Frightened or not," Asser said, "you've taken Peredur's silver, so you must fight them now."
"Say one more word, monk," I said, "and I'll cut off your scrawny balls. -- Bernard Cornwell
you curdled clot of whores piss -- Sara Douglass
The word rattled in my head like rocks in an oatmeal box. -- Janet Fitch
Fast bowling is an art, like spin bowling. -- Kapil Dev
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderson
I made bitterness into a wad and swallowed it. I -- Maya Angelou
These earthenware bowls are fragile and easily broken, they are only made of a little clay on which fortune has precariously bestowed a shape, and the same could be said of mankind. -- Jose Saramago
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians! -- George Carlin
Man on the dubious waves of error toss'd. -- William Cowper
Utterly, irrevocably, lost -- Oscar Wilde
Is that a professional bread bowl? -- Dustin Scott
Me and Frosted went to get a drink.
But she ordered somethin' bugged, and I ain't know what to think.
She ordered potassium, calcium,
Carbohydrate, scotch with sodium.
She took me to her crib, threw me on the couch ...
I woke up the next morning with a spoon in my mouth. -- Ll Cool J
I'm crepuscular. -- Christopher Hitchens
I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. -- Jessica Simpson
Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill. -- Demetri Martin
Frowning, I glazed -- Poppy Lawless
Dr. Wintermute beheld Mrs. Pinchbeck befeathered, beribboned, crinolined, corseted, frizzled, and festooned, though not wasted. -- Laura Amy Schlitz
He was staring at his bowl, trying to hide within himself, to find some quiet corner where his presence would not be offensive. He just wanted to be left in peace. -- Jonathan Renshaw
I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I -- Sharon M. Draper
One word, in this place, respecting asparagus. The young shoots of this plant, boiled, are the most unexceptionable form of greens with which I am acquainted. -- William Alcott
The rain came down upon my head - Unshelter'd. And the wind rendered me mad and deaf and blind. -- Edgar Allan Poe
Bad spellers of the world untie! -- Adam Savage
Don't repeat this word again -- Unknown
Please. The word was disgusting as it came out, rank with misuse, and he felt irritation in the midst of his panic. But it was the panic that drove this train, panic that pushed every retort out of his mind and left him broken and desperate, in front of this man. -- Alessandra Torre
undemonstrative in a burly fat-pig style -- Joseph Conrad
haze-brained nitwit
pickle-head froggy leg soup
murky
daunting
gone -- Moonshine Noire
I bashed myself. I cut myself. I caught on fire. I fell: I had been myopically focused on peeling garlic, and hadn't noticed a bin of beef at my feet until I walked into it. -- Bill Buford
Shaken and not stirred. -- Ian Fleming
Mischief Managed. -- J.k. Rowling
Stunned cannot adequately describe how I feel right now. I am bursting with emotion - a volcanic mixture of happiness and sadness and adoration - -- K.a. Tucker
The Flutie Bowl is a great event that brings together people who really care about the autism community. We always have a great time bowling and playing music. -- Doug Flutie
Wamblecropt is the most exquisite word in the English language. Say it. Each syllable is intolerably beautiful. -- Mark Forsyth
discombobulation -- Larry Crane
Salad? Who wanted salad when I had beefy enchiladas smothered in cheese? Come on, now. The look on my face must've given away what I was thinking, because the salad bowl magically ended up closer to where I sat. -- Jennifer L. Armentrout
I think that I'm throwing but I'm thrown -- Lisa Loeb
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish. -- Lefty Gomez
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl. -- Kingman Brewster Jr.
You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink! -- Jim Gaffigan
Down the mine I dreamed of cricket; I bowled imaginery balls in the dark; I sent the stumps spinning and heard them rattling in the tunnels. No mishap was going to stop me from bowling in the real game, especially this one. -- Harold Larwood
We wail, batten, sport, clip, clasp, sunder, dwindle, die: -- James Joyce
It was as if a man should have jumped out of a frying pan into - a duckpond. -- Ford Madox Ford
Andy Johnson was literally banjoed out of the game -- Roy Hodgson
I was the goldfish that leapt out of the bowl. -- Paula Fox
Don't tell me you're going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich -- Veronica Roth
Stop," Kincaid said in a calm voice. "Unclench."
"Unclench what?" Murphy demanded.
"Unclench your ass."
"Excuse me?"
"You're going to trip the beam. You need another quarter inch. Relax."
"I am relaxed," Murphy growled.
"Oh," Kincaid said. "Damn, great ass then. -- Jim Butcher
I flamed amazement -- William Shakespeare
Confused and Stunned, like a duck hit on the head. -- Abraham Lincoln
We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths. -- Homer
Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn't bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass. -- Sara Wolf
rang with proficiency -- Kia Heavey
drunk right now, Amfortas suspected, or high on amphetamine, -- William Peter Blatty
These words are vomit.
This shaky pen is my esophagus.
This sheet of paper is my porcelain bowl. -- Tahereh Mafi
Christ! Ye scairt the bowels out of me. -- Diana Gabaldon
A word once vulgarized can never be rehabilitated. -- James Russell Lowell
Find a way to get back in to the game, find a way to build a partnership, find a way to get bowling partnerships, find a way to catch a ball, find a way to stop it. -- Shane Warne
I do so like all-encompassing words. Verb, adjective, noun. Yes, you are shitted. -- Kim Harrison
When you're corked...you're corked! -- Cheryl Nielsen
Then the bowsprit got mixed with the rudder sometimes:
A thing, as the Bellman remarked,
That frequently happens in tropical climes,
When a vessel is, so to speak, snarked. -- Lewis Carroll
Sometimes I just get over-excited. I see the pitch and I think, 'I have to get this wicket.' When I am just looking to bowl, I am calm and composed, and most of the time I get it right. The ball lands where I want it to. -- Harbhajan Singh
broke into a blaze of effulgence. -- Stephen Leacock
Steak swallowers zonked on Television! -- Allen Ginsberg
Mouseburger: unpretty, unspecial, unformed. -- Lena Dunham
sputtered and then -- Emily March
rectangular slab of mincemeat that everyone, including the servers, referred to as baked turd. -- Robert Muchamore
Salad freshens without enfeebling and fortifies without irritating. -- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
